S13.E11: A Celebration of Life

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The women head to Ojai for Annemarie's birthday, as frosting isn't the only thing Sutton is licking; Dorit questions her marriage after PK's shocking admission in therapy; Kyle hosts a celebration of life event for her late friend.

Airdate: 01/10/2024

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[RoseAllDay]

HW logic: Every time Annemarie’s been in the group it’s been chaos. Kyle — “Let’s take a trip to Ojai!”

[bosawks]

Leave it to Kyle to make a possible mid-life crisis lesbian affair boring.

[FlyingEgret]

Thank goodness Sutton was willing to play the stupid game otherwise it would have been a total bust. And was that mock-wine Kyle was drinking?

[WaltersHair]

So Rinna and Erika are not on the Ojai trip and everyone has a blast. Color me surprised. Not.

[Straycat80]

Oh here we go with Dorito and her PTSD again. Time to go make a drink snack. 

[RoseAllDay]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

So Rinna and Erika are not on the Ojai trip and everyone has a blast. Color me surprised. Not.

I’m kind of surprised, actually. I thought it was going to be a setup for another Sutton/Annemarie conflict.

[bosawks]

PK may actually care less about this marriage than I do.

[RoseAllDay]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Oh here we go with Dorito and her PTSD again. Time to go make a drink snack. 

Just like PK! Him stopping to get a slice of pizza on the way to the door….🤣 He has checked out. But I still think he’s a dick.

Edited January 11, 2024 by RoseAllDay

[chick binewski]

9 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Oh here we go with Dorito and her PTSD again. Time to go make a drink snack. 

I really want their house to get repossessed during this scene. Is that wrong?

 

ETA Who am I kidding these grifters don't own

Edited January 11, 2024 by chick binewski

[ZettaK]

Did the huge bottle that Sutton was drinking from have actually vodka (and a mixer) like she said?

Edited January 11, 2024 by ZettaK

[Straycat80]

3 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Did the huge bottle that Sutton was drinking from had actually vodka (and a mixer) like she said?

I wouldn’t be surprised if it did.

Is Morgan known in the country music world? Is she on the show to give her career a boost? 

[Stats Queen]

ugh Teddy

[SweetieDarling]

Who has a step and repeat at a celebration of life event? 

[bosawks]

Garcelle and Crystal appear to loathe this woman.

[ZettaK]

Isn't Bravo tired of the stupid games it forces the women from various HW shows to play?

[Straycat80]

I love Garcelle. ‘Sutton’s esophagus is no one’s business’.  Give it up Annemarie. 

[FlyingEgret]

Garcelle was reading my mind when she asked Annemarie why she cares about Sutton's esophagus

[ZettaK]

4 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

Who has a step and repeat at a celebration of life event? 

A Bravo HW, or any minor "celebrity"?

[RoseAllDay]

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

Garcelle and Crystal appear to loathe this woman.

For good reason. Didn’t she say a few episodes back that she had no idea what she was talking about re: Sutton’s esophagus? Now she’s an expert?

She’s not a doctor but she plays one on TV?

Is it in the contracts that everybody has to dump on Sutton at least once? Bringing that up was cringe.

[Mindthinkr]

Mo has definitely checked out of this marriage or he would have been there to support his wife. No wonder Kyle said that when Porsche is out of the house she’s going to move somewhere more conducive to her likes (hiking, outdoor activities etc). 

[RoseAllDay]

If anyone knows what Kyle is going through, it’s Sutton…not Dorit. 

 

[Keywestclubkid]

Annmarie worry more about your husband and less about Sutton girl literally get a life you seem pathetic just randomly bringing this crap up again 

[Straycat80]

 Next week looks good, Crystal grows a backbone! 

[chick binewski]

10 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Garcelle and Crystal appear to loathe this woman.

And we're right there with them.

Over the past decade we've watched Kyle make everything about her but I think she went next level this episode. 

[Stats Queen]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

 Next week looks good, Crystal grows a backbone! 

Crystal is activated- I’m so excited.

 

[politichick]

24 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Did the huge bottle that Sutton was drinking from have actually vodka (and a mixer) like she said?

I'm pretty sure she was joking and there was no pink grapefruit juice.

[FlyingEgret]

Too bad we didn't get to hear what they were talking about before Annemarie changed the subject to Sutton's esophagus - perhaps world peace?

[RoseAllDay]

16 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Isn't Bravo tired of the stupid games it forces the women from various HW shows to play?

At least this one wasn’t in a crowded restaurant.

[Keywestclubkid]

5 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Too bad we didn't get to hear what they were talking about before Annemarie changed the subject to Sutton's esophagus - perhaps world peace?

 their kids and what was going on with their life ... then here comes Annamarie with lets randomly bring up Sutton 

[ZettaK]

2 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Mo has definitely checked out of this marriage or he would have been there to support his wife. No wonder Kyle said that when Porsche is out of the house she’s going to move somewhere more conducive to her likes (hiking, outdoor activities etc). 

Mauricio seems to be obsessed with opening more offices all over the world. 

[Axie]

Well, I just cried more than I expected to tonight.  I think Kyle’s changes are beginning to make more sense to me now.  One of my aunts and my niece’s boyfriend committed suicide. It leaves the survivors with a lifetime of questions and what-ifs.

[politichick]

Why did Morgan sing a love/sex song instead of one about friendship? Weird.

[JenE4]

Annemarie is trying so hard to get herself ingratiated as a full-timer rather than a friend of. Unfortunately she only knows one thing about one cast member and that’s why she just keeps saying esophagus. Could you imagine that being your one-and-only go-to?! I got her tagline: Esophagus? Oh, honey. More like esophabust! But Garcelle really cracked me up with all of her talking heads tonight—in Beverly Hills, we talk about your bag or your ex-husband, not your esophagus! And re Kyle: sounds like a country song in there. You mean, the country song in which Morgan mentions you think I’m too young for you, but you’re scared I’m too right for you? And then goes on about having sex on the kitchen floor? (Nice of Kyle and Dorit to show us how that would be done.) So many heavy handed comments about Kyle and Morgan, topped with Kyle beaming at her and recording her singing the song she obviously wrote for her…which was kind of an odd choice to honor your dead, platonic friend. Morgan really had no other options in her repertoire than the lesbian May-December anthem?

[ZettaK]

AnneMarie said eating disorder. And she is trying too hard.

[Surrealist]

24 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Annmarie worry more about your husband and less about Sutton girl literally get a life you seem pathetic just randomly bringing this crap up again 

Her husband's been accused of sexual assault/rape, correct? By more than one woman, IIRC.

[RoseAllDay]

5 minutes ago, politichick said:

Why did Morgan sing a love/sex song instead of one about friendship? Weird.

Whole thing was weird…Kyle stopping what she was doing with the event planner to go over to the stage to moon over Wade, Dorit shooting eye daggers across the room at Kyle like a jealous ex, and Teddi.

Her friend’s suicide has clearly shaken Kyle, and she’s processing grief (and guilt). But I doubt that this relationship with Wade is what she’ll want in the long run. Grief, busted marriage, midlife crisis…Kyle is just lost right now.

[Keywestclubkid]

3 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

AnneMarie said eating disorder. And she is trying too hard.

I didn't say that"

 

LOL I love the rewind production did 

[RoseAllDay]

3 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

AnneMarie said eating disorder. And she is trying too hard.

With Crystal there, who is getting retriggered by all the food/weight talk.

Annemarie can go.

[Baltimore Betty]

11 hours ago, politichick said:

Why did Morgan sing a love/sex song instead of one about friendship? Weird.

Tell me Morgan is in to Kyle without telling me Morgan is in to Kyle.

Kyle's TH was very telling, especially the one after her party, talking about not wanting to be with people who don't appreciate her, wanting to live somewhere where she can be active outside (I thought there were plenty of hiking, water sports, etc...in LA and surrounding areas. I felt for Kyle.

I hate that Hillary Clinton hair band that Dorit insists on wearing.

PK said what we all wanted to say, Dorit's PTSD is not so much that as it is annoying.  

I am not impressed by AnnMarie one bit.

They all had fun in Ojai, we just do not get enough of that.

No Erika, did not miss.

 

Edited January 11, 2024 by Baltimore Betty

[Bronzedog]

I want to publicly congratulate Crystal and Garcelle for not punching Annewhoever in the face. 

[ZettaK]

Talking about PTSD might be annoying to PK, but he should be more understanding, and he especially shouldn't say that on tv. 

[Lady of nod]

1 hour ago, SweetieDarling said:

Who has a step and repeat at a celebration of life event? 

Thank you. I came on here to ask that exact same question. I think it’s very very bizarre and kind of in bad taste. My other question is why is Anne-Marie on the show and why is she obsessed with Suttons esophagus?

[dbell1]

I too bring up esophageal issues at NAMI fundraisers. It’s a great icebreaker. Right up there with politics. And asking people their annual income. 

What dirt is the doctor wannabe hiding in her own life? Let’s talk about the husband? 

Confession time, I sang along with Kyle, Take Me Away is a stellar song, maybe not a good one for the benefit, but fabulous. 

In other news, UGH, Teddi. 😐

[Pi237]

Looks like PK lost a lot of weight in his talking head. Look out, Dorit, he’s fed up with your high maintenance ways and glowing up for a younger model who’s less work. 
 

Kyle throws around alot of wink wink nod behavior for someone who doesn’t want anyone prying into her marriage or jumping to conclusions. I’d feel bad for her if she didn’t spend every season tearing someone apart with her ‘just tell the Truth!’ harassment.  
 

Her daughters are gorgeous tho! Funny how not one inherited her original nose?  Wish a wider nose wasn’t always something that needed to be ‘fixed’  the beauty standard keeps making them thinner. Hell, even brows were allowed to get thick for a while. 
 

Annamarie is the new gnat. 

[JAYJAY1979]

2 hours ago, bosawks said:

Leave it to Kyle to make a possible mid-life crisis lesbian affair boring.

Why do you think Kim was the break out child star for Disney back in the day and not Kyle?  Because Kyle was nondescript and Kim had that certain charisma 

 

[CSunshine76]

I assume since they were in attendance that Kyle’s friend’s  family approved of the event. However. A step and repeat, TV cameras and paparazzi at a “celebration of life” is the epitome of tacky!!!

[sistermagpie]

2 hours ago, RoseAllDay said:

For good reason. Didn’t she say a few episodes back that she had no idea what she was talking about re: Sutton’s esophagus? Now she’s an expert?

She’s not a doctor but she plays one on TV?

Is it in the contracts that everybody has to dump on Sutton at least once? Bringing that up was cringe.

 

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

 their kids and what was going on with their life ... then here comes Annamarie with lets randomly bring up Sutton 

 

50 minutes ago, Lady of nod said:

Thank you. I came on here to ask that exact same question. I think it’s very very bizarre and kind of in bad taste. My other question is why is Anne-Marie on the show and why is she obsessed with Suttons esophagus?

It's so bizarre. She kept referring to it as a "diagnosis" that she couldn't back up as a medical professional. But is it a diagnosis? She just said it was narrow, like narrower than most people.

Like, if your mouth is very narrow and you wind up getting teeth removed because the overcrowding makes them cross etc., that's not a diagnosis. It's just the reason your teeth cross. And narrow feet is a reason your need narrow sized shoes!

She never said anything about acid reflux or purging burning her esophogus or whatever Ann-Marie was trying to imply.

[Axie]

Next the all knowing Annemarie will announce her newly created help line-

1-800-Esophagus.

[Cheyanne11]

AnneMarie can leave any time now:

“You said eating disorder”

”No, I didn’t.”

girl, you literally said it two sentences before Crystal said it back to you.  Go gaslight someone else.  

Also, why is she obsessed with Sutton?  Creepy.