S10.E11: Ontreon's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Lillith]

Just now, Drogo said:

Can you believe there are civilizations that don’t put cheese powder on their rice?

Oh Drogo, you were missed. 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, aliya said:

Hello my friends. Tonight's eating habit was some keto ground beef that was supposed to taste like a cheeseburger. I should have left off the cheese. And grapes. Yeah, Dr Now. I'm still eating grapes. Come and get me. I hope the rest of you are doing well.

Oh yeah -  I just got internet back yesterday. I think it was 10 days w/o and the website says they'll be out until the 17th (if they fix it by then, even).  I had to change providers. What a mess.

How many grapes do you get on Keto? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Excuse time. Single mother✔️ Feelings of abandonment ✔️ Grandparents giving food as love ✔️ 

[Suzywriter]

This is a dreadfully unkempt couple. 

[CringeWatcher]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Followed by three mini peanut butter cups. 

Those things are my kryptonite. I don’t even like the full size ones, but those minis rule. 

[DropTheSoap]

I'm choosing 747.

My eating habit tonight is baked chicken thigh with green salad.

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Can you believe there are civilizations that don’t put cheese powder on their rice?

"Civilizations." No people are civilized in the absence of cheese powder.

[Drogo]

Marsha food ain’t the only big thing in your home.

[Hellga]

His wife is surprisingly slim. Does she eat separately or just manages portion sizes better?  Or does he just eat all the extras so she doesn't overeat?

[Boston]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

First he had a pre wash, now he’s having a pre breakfast? 

I'd do the pre-breakfast first.. wash off all the nastiness

 

[aliya]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

First he had a pre wash, now he’s having a pre breakfast? 

Is this a Hobbit thing? Like second breakfast?

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

How many grapes do you get on Keto? 

On keto you get to look at pictures of grapes.

[Suzywriter]

This wife looks like the wife of the gigantic truck driver from a couple of seasons ago.

[dreadfulLeigh]

Good evening, ya’ll!

Dessert was a shitty tasty cake tandy cake.

[poeticlicensed]

Ok I'm not believing that's a normal dinner for him 

[Chicklet]

I love the camera angles on these people. "Oh yea Harry just sit on the floor and shoot up the belly". Not that it makes them look bigger, well it does but..

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, Lillith said:

Oh Drogo, you were missed. 

I love you.  I’ll even put cheese powder on your rice like mama does. 
 

That’s a very normal sized meal.  He’s going to have 6 more before noon, isn’t he?

[Elizzikra]

Whatever the wife just made doesn't look too caloric. What are the slimy looking things next to the chicken and rice?

Also, did I just see his wife cut up his food for him? What is he, three?

Edited January 13, 2022 by Elizzikra

[CrazyInAlabama]

So, he didn't know his father, but was grief stricken when deadbeat daddy croaked, so he ate himself to 400 lbs. by 18?   I bet he'll send daddy one heck of a letter later. 

There's a must miss event tomorrow night, Margaret's Supersized episode, with boring added scenes.  

Edited January 13, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[String Theory]

4 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Or the next Covid variant.

That's exactly what I thought!

[Hellga]

That plate of food looks good!  That's not some greasy takeout but real food.  Hope it's a good sign!

[ams1001]

3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Isn't that what children are supposed to do?

Not at 36...

2 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

Hello pounders! My eating habit was my boyfriend’s leftover lunch. He got chicken spaghetti, okra, and purple hill peas at a restaurant today and damned if it wasn’t good for two people. And so get this: instead of skarfing down the whole thing, he shared with me! 🤣

 

You can do that?

2 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

oh dear. A pre wash system. We have a real planner here. 😏

Maybe it'll translate to meal planning...

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

First he had a pre wash, now he’s having a pre breakfast? 

But what about second breakfast?

[Lillith]

Just now, Drogo said:

I love you.  I’ll even put cheese powder on your rice like mama does. 
 

That’s a very normal sized meal.  He’s going to have 6 more before noon, isn’t he?

That or he'll order 5 pizzas while his wife is at work. 

[CringeWatcher]

8 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I also topped it off with a some croutons and honey French dressing (not two cups)

Oh, are you dieting? 
 

🤣

[Drogo]

2 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

Those things are my kryptonite. I don’t even like the full size ones, but those minis rule. 

Minis have a better chocolate-to-PB ratio.  I’ve done the research.

[mmecorday]

That shirt makes him look like Fat Albert.

[poeticlicensed]

Olmesartan is a blood pressure med. I think that's what everyone is thinking of

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Hellga said:

His wife is surprisingly slim. Does she eat separately or just manages portion sizes better?  Or does he just eat all the extras so she doesn't overeat?

She likely didn't grow up in an environment where recreation was food, punishment was food, celebration was food, babysitting was food. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

Those things are my kryptonite. I don’t even like the full size ones, but those minis rule. 

They're the little ones from Aldi. They're like the Trader Joe's ones. Fuck that Reese's shit. 

[ams1001]

Met his wife driving for Uber/Lyft...

I'm going 742.

[Lillith]

No shade that dinner looks good. 

[Boston]

Honesly, I think I'm gonna puke.  I can't keep up. My tv is on a right angle from my computer.  I hear it, but i don't want to see it. I'm OUT.

[Drogo]

He wants kids??????  Does he know they steal your food?

[dreadfulLeigh]

Did she just cut his food up for him??

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

They're the little ones from Aldi. They're like the Trader Joe's ones. Fuck that Reese's shit. 

Trader Joe's dark chocolate peanut butter cups are the best 

[ams1001]

Is he wearing a t-shirt dress?

[Suzywriter]

She seems to genuinely love him. 

[TazDevil]

What is Musa's malfunction that she marries her Uber driver a month after she meets him?

[Chicklet]

Nooo no cart at the grocery store? No fair.

[aliya]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

How many grapes do you get on Keto? 

None. But I follow this keto guy out of  India and make some of his foods sometimes, which is what this was. I do lower carb as a diabetic, so as long as I keep to a portion, which is about 15 grapes, I'm OK. I find something like Atkins easier to do long term than keto, which can be kinda fanatical. 

[CringeWatcher]

10 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Feelin' good, but the continuing omicron shit is a bit disheartening.......

 

My school told the parents today that they do not have to send their kids to school for the next week if they don’t want to. Or bring them. Whatever’s convenient. But, by God, we shall NOT require masks. 🇺🇸

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Minis have a better chocolate-to-PB ratio.  I’ve done the research.

I for one applaud your dedication to science. 

Just now, Suzywriter said:

She likely didn't grow up in an environment where recreation was food, punishment was food, celebration was food, babysitting was food. 

Wait, she wasn't from a culture where food played a big part in all celebrations? When her family gets together they don't cook and eat together? What sorcery is this?

[Auntie Anxiety]

He’ll make it as far as the coffee bar and decide to sit down and get himself a snack.

[ams1001]

3 minutes ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

Good evening, ya’ll!

Dessert was a shitty tasty cake tandy cake.

Wow, I haven't had those in forever!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

Did she just cut his food up for him??

I saw that too!

[Drogo]

She keeps calling him Tron.  
…Megatron seems more apropos.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, TazDevil said:

What is Musa's malfunction that she marries her Uber driver a month after she meets him?

Harvesting the American dollar?

[Hellga]

SOMETIMES he makes bad choices with food?  Understatement of the week!   To get to his size requires years of consistently bad food choices!

[sagittarius sue]

4 minutes ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

Good evening, ya’ll!

Dessert was a shitty tasty cake tandy cake.

The word shitty doesn''t belong with a Tastykake!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

None. But I follow this keto guy out of  India and make some of his foods sometimes, which is what this was. I do lower carb as a diabetic, so as long as I keep to a portion, which is about 15 grapes, I'm OK. I find something like Atkins easier to do long term than keto, which can be kinda fanatical. 

I was so hopeful that a keto grape had been invented. 
Good for you for creating a plan that works!