S10.E07: Ryan's Journey LIVE CHAT

[7EasyPayments]

Mom finding the chicken box =  NO MORE WIRE HANNNNNGGGGERSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OoogleEyes]

Did he call him a snitch? OMG, where is David Simon? This could be the next The Wire

[hookedontv]

What an unfortunate group of people. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Remember the peerless Shelley from Celebrity Rehab? She once said something that really stuck with me: "He's not willing to do what it takes. He's willing to do what he thinks it should take". That's Ryan. 

[Chicklet]

Maybe Mom is related to Sharon. I like her more.

[TazDevil]

vat with straw now on the opposite table.

don't tell me he's not still drinking sodas.

[LEILANI2]

His mom looks the same age as him.

[CringeWatcher]

Dr. Now asks what he snacks on. After listing crackers and all varieties of cheese and popcorn, Ryan adds, “I chew on a lot of ice chips.”  Dr. Now, “you can have all the ice you want.”
Dead. 🤣
 

[magemaud]

12 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Ryan had to juggle a lot.

Jiggle a lot is more like it

[dreadfulLeigh]

Oh, gods, give me the confidence of a mediocre, obese white man troll. 

[poeticlicensed]

I'm always interested in people who do not work and nap in the middle of the day. Im mean, unless you are 80 or have a baby  or get up at 5am whats up with that

Edited December 16, 2021 by poeticlicensed

[DropTheSoap]

Leroy reminds me of Reverend Jim from Taxi.

[umgoblue]

So let's give Tubbo the benefit of the doubt.  He loses 20 pounds Tuesday through Sunday because he is following the diet to the letter (stop laughing, hear me out!)

...Has a cheat day on Monday...

AND regains all 20 plus 5 more because he must have inhaled 30,000 calories.

He is such an idiot.

Edited December 16, 2021 by umgoblue

[Eldemarge]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Kick him out, he's a lying psycho fat ass.

Exactly, don't uproot your life and move for this grown-ass obese liar who has NO intention of making a real effort to improve things.

[Suzywriter]

Mom may have Tardive Dyskinesia. 

[String Theory]

He's totally got the mentality of an addict, already planning on his next fix cheat day.

[Suzywriter]

OMG, she fed the dogs from her fork!!! Yuck! Just yuck, gross, nasty...

[Kid]

The boyfriend seems decent.  And the mother is not enabling him.  Ryan is hopeless!!!  They are crazy if they let him drag them to Houston.  He will never get approved for the surgery because he’s already showing that he has no intention of doing what’s necessary after the surgery is done. 

[LEILANI2]

45 minutes ...all I want is a fast food stop and a weigh in.

[Pepper Mostly]

"If I find some time to get a cheat meal in, I will". 

WHAT ELSE IS HE DOING? Writing a novel? Doing medical research? Digging dinosaur bones? Cataloging his fine china collection? 

[hookedontv]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Mom may have Tardive Dyskinesia. 

I was thinking she may be a stroke survivor. 

[Hellga]

His Mom's voice and intonations are sure scary, but she is saying the right things! 

[faraway]

The mother looks like she may have had a stroke.  Maybe?

[mk828]

9 minutes ago, aliya said:

So how many months did it take him not to lose any weight?

Damn. Tornado siren. I may have to dip out.

I turned on the TV, which went out right after the screen went red from all the activity. It appears to be a major wind storm with big damage. I'm sitting next to a window. I'm gonna go in the interior bathroom and will try to follow on my tablet. 

 

Stay safe!!

[Lima Bean]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Mom may have Tardive Dyskinesia. 

Is that the thing where your penis grows sideways?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

I'm always interested in people who do not work and nap in the middle of the day. Im mean, unless you are 80 or get up at 5am whats up with meal 

This is my life. I admit it. And I’m not 80.

[Hellga]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Jiggle a lot is more like it

Jiggle belly, jiggle belly, jiggle all the way... to Dr. Now's house we go!

[ams1001]

33 minutes ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

Too bad I’m all out of ice chips.

I have ice cubes...and a hammer..

[LEILANI2]

This episode is so frustrating but this is probably what most of these 600 pounders are like, they never make it to even lose enough weight to get the surgery nor do they really want to.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Lima Bean said:

Is that the thing where your penis grows sideways?

Omg, the ads with the bent carrot!!!!

[aliya]

5 minutes ago, Hellga said:

Might be the same system my Mom had come through Omaha earlier today.  She said the sirens were on for about half an hour, but the truly strong winds in her area only lasted about 5-10 minutes, no damage.  Stay safe!  

50 MPH winds where I am now, but they reported 80 in Ottumwa. Unbelievable - and the storm hasn't gone thru my area completely yet. I hope we don't get 80 MPH!  We had a lot of damage after the derecho; this may be similar.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"If I find some time to get a cheat meal in, I will". 

WHAT ELSE IS HE DOING? Writing a novel? Doing medical research? Digging dinosaur bones? Cataloging his fine china collection? 

Allow me:  Video games, Reddit, Scalp-picking, Fappery.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

Leroy reminds me of Reverend Jim from Taxi.

LOL, Christopher LLoyd!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

This is my life. I admit it. And I’m not 80.

Me too. Retirement life. I have a weighted blanket downstairs and if I lie down on the couch with it, forget it. What a great invention. I love napping. I love retirement. 

[Lima Bean]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

OMG, she fed the dogs from her fork!!! Yuck! Just yuck, gross, nasty...

Ryan lives in a chair and uses wet naps from the chicken restaurant to bathe. I guarantee the dogs are a lot cleaner.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Lima Bean said:

Is that the thing where your penis grows sideways?

HAHAHA That’s Pyrone’s Disorder or some such thing.

[Chicklet]

Oh Ryan and now my neighbor who has decided to learn the bass is practicing. And he lives half a block away.  It's very very sad.

[DropTheSoap]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

50 MPH winds where I am now, but they reported 80 in Ottumwa. Unbelievable - and the storm hasn't gone thru my area completely yet. I hope we don't get 80 MPH!  We had a lot of damage after the derecho; this may be similar.

We're only in the high 20's, and it sounds annoying out there.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Me too. Retirement life. I have a weighted blanket downstairs and if I lie down on the couch with it, forget it. What a great invention. I love napping. I love retirement. 

Retirement folks get a pass.

[umgoblue]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Omg, the ads with the bent carrot!!!!

And when they list a side effect as penile FRACTURE...I am like, is that ish worth it?!?!

[dreadfulLeigh]

I’ve been in the kitchen snacking on mini cupcakes. I guess I’ll force myself to go back and watch this now.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why does anyone think that life is fair? 

[TazDevil]

More cheat meals?  We're not going to Houston, are we?  😢

[Hellga]

Of course, Ryan knows better than Dr. Now on how to go about the diet.

Good that Mom is throwing out all of his cheat food.  And it's so hard for him to watch!  

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I have ice cubes...and a hammer..

Ya feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Lima Bean said:

Is that the thing where your penis grows sideways?

It's a med side effect of making uncontrollable faces. Really.

It's caused by antipsychotic meds, which makes it even more horrible. 

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Me too. Retirement life. I have a weighted blanket downstairs and if I lie down on the couch with it, forget it. What a great invention. I love napping. I love retirement. 

You're my Sib from another Crib!!!!  The weighted blanket is wonderful!  And yes, Retirement is good!

[Lima Bean]

“…not fair!”

BINGO!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I have ice cubes...and a hammer..

I'm here to kick ass and suck ice chips, and I'm all out of ice chips.

[LEILANI2]

It's gonna make it harder for him because he'll have to buy it all over again.