90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Mahogany = The Williams!

Somebody call Nev and Kammie!

[endure]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Mahogany looks like every other post on the instagramreality sub on Reddit.

Filtered?

[Mr. Miner]

Wonky eyed ginger perv from MI. 🖕🏻

[OneGuy]

"Ben is so desperate . . ."  His friend is right about that.

[Pepper Mostly]

On 1/16/2022 at 8:37 PM, greekmom said:

Is it me or does Ben look like those guys who marry to hide their sexuality and then come out late in life?

So, when Mahogany turns out to be a guy, could be a blessing in disguise.  

On 1/16/2022 at 8:37 PM, Gobi said:

I thought Magda was their mother?

Oh, you're probably right. Were there only two Gabor sisters? I only knew about Eva and Zsa Zsa, I knew of the existence of Magda and thought she was like Gummo Marx. You know, the one who was never in the movies. 

On 1/16/2022 at 8:38 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mahogany aka Williams.

DEAD

Edited January 18, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[hula-la]

Why does this feel like an episode of Catfished? Where is Max with the camera? 

[greekmom]

That's doctored video

[mmecorday]

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"She's known Jesus for years." Plot twist, that was her boyfriend Jésus.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That video dialed the fake up to 11.

[LEILANI2]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Please TLC please have him pack flavoured/chocolate panties.

Pleasseeeeeeee

I want to see that long mafia leather matrix from the thrift store coat.

Edited January 17, 2022 by LEILANI2

[charmed1]

In all my years, I have known many girls named Ebony and Mahogany. Every last one has been Black. Those pictures look like an anime cartoon. This fool man is both extremely naïve and suffering a midlife crisis. He should date someone his speed. There’s a recent divorcée in Sandusky, OH who’s available. Goes by the name Dinyell.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Most generic proof of authenticity video, EVER. 

[Suzywriter]

this poor dude. 

I grew up in a similar cult. Life after escape sucks. Escapees have no skills to 'read' people, so we struggle in all relationships from dating to work to buying groceries. 

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Mahogany has to be her real name, right?  

Yes. Gotta be! I bet it's a popular name in Peru....

[EtheltoTillie]

Two time loser in Catfish department!  

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

He should ask, "What would Jesus do"?   

Or "Who would Jesus screw?"

[kacesq]

Lmao he’s been catfished before. And yet here he is...again.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So, when Mahogany turns out to be a guy, could be a blessing in disguise.  

Oh, you're probably right. Were there only two Gabor sisters? I only knew about Eva and Zsa Zsa, I knew of the existence of Magda and thought she was like Zeppo Marx. You know, the one who was never in the movies. 

DEAD

The Gabor sisters were triplets.

[OneGuy]

"She's asked for money, I prayed about it and read the Bible, and gave it to her."

[TazDevil]

Oh, so he's already met Williams!

[LennieBriscoe]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

So he likes women who have relationships with Jesus?

No doubt Mahogany knows Jesus, and Diego, Juan, Miguel,.....

[Auntie Anxiety]

He was catfished by The Williams and now he is still being catfished by The Williams.

[greekmom]

all he has to do is reverse search the images. Sheesh. 

Amateurs. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Ben is dumb dumb dumb. Mahogany is a masterful piece of a deep fake ai

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

I’m sad because some of this guy’s mannerisms and way of speaking remind me of an absolutely lovely fellow I am friends with and my friend doesn’t deserve to be besmirched like this

I had a colleague who was absolutely lovely…but there was something about her I didn’t like and it took months for me to realize it is because she looks exactly like Leila. Poor sweet woman

[LEILANI2]

What a dumbass.who in this day and age gets scammed by African men and keeps doing it.

And the fact he ran a minstry and consuled people.

Talk about the dumb leading the blind.

[For Cereals]

I’m sure his kids want to hear that they are the product of an “artificial construct.”

[goofygirl]

It's the name...... Ben.  No, just joking.  But MAHOGANY???? FROM PERU????? WTAF.

Seriously... and who exactly would pressure this guy to have sex if the BigGuy said "UH UH?"

[My Girls]

I love how these shallow people fall in love with a fucking picture...

[Tuneful]

1 hour ago, tvrox said:

No one should ever be "thrown around." WTF. 

My money is on "Cahhh-leb" (how pretentious...it's "Cay-leb" you ding dong) couldn't get a date to a dog show as a nerdy teenager, or even a "hi," so he started over being fitness obsessed...a cave man of romance...and an easy lay. His parents seem nice, they must be appalled. 

He's up there, across many years of this show, with the top several Kings of Douchery and Bullshit.  

Edited January 17, 2022 by Tuneful

[Angry Moldovan]

Don’t bring god into your sex tourist hustle

[Straycat80]

Oh no Mahogany is a Williams! What a fool. Hopefully his kids talk some sense to him. 

[brillia79]

I’m in a delay because my TLC app was acting up, but Ben talking about Mahogany’s love of the Lord and being ok with no sex before marriage while she’s wearing a bikini top is too much.

Also, I’m not surprised a former youth pastor is predatory re: age difference. Those creeps were looking for wives/girlfriends amongst the high school freshman class in my day.

Edited January 17, 2022 by brillia79

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Ben is dumb dumb dumb. Mahogany is a masterful piece of a deep fake ai

She looks like something created using digital humans software…easy to do now a days

[renatae]

33 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Kim is not having it!  Usman is her client after all.

Didn't take long for her to show us she's just another BGL.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

He should go out to bars because to drunk near-sighted women, he'd look like Prince Harry.

He reminds me of that guy on Love After Lockup who's a gym rat ginger. And also has an unfortunate nose. Yikes. 

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

So he likes women who have relationships with Jesus?

He loves sneaking up on Jesus' girl. 

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

He should ask, "What would Jesus do"?   

He is quite sure Jesus would say "I'd hit that".

[LEILANI2]

How funny I was just making fun of Ben's female friend with the frozen face botoxed to the hilt and now there's a Botox ad.

Edited January 17, 2022 by LEILANI2

[tvrox]

20 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jasmine is always so diplomatic when she talks about other bitches.

I can't imagine getting that angry about paint color! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

What a dumbass.who in this day and age gets scammed by African men and keeps doing it.

And the fact he ran a minstry and consuled people.

Talk about the dumb leading the blind.

He was in a cult but didn’t realize it. 

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, you're probably right. Were there only two Gabor sisters?

No, Magda was the oldest of the three sisters. She was born in 1915, Zsa Zsa in 1917 and Eva in 1919. Their mother's name was Jolie and she claimed to be a Countess. 

Edited January 17, 2022 by magemaud

[Toodleoo]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ben is dumb dumb dumb. Mahogany is a masterful piece of a deep fake ai

 

God this guy is dumb. That was hella obvious

[Straycat80]

These bulked up teddy bears on this commercials are disturbing. Why IKEA? 

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The Gabor sisters were triplets.

You and Pepper are right, Magda was a sister.

[Mrs. Landingham]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mahogany aka Williams.

🤣 I am dying. I hope Mahogany tells Ben he needs to fly into the “Peru Airport”. 

[Toodleoo]

I like how he described his marriage as an artificial construct but has fallen in love with shitty artificial intelligence.

 

This whole storyline feels entirely made up.

[mmecorday]

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🤣 I am dying. I hope Mahogany tells Ben he needs to fly into the “Peru Airport”. 

"Mahogany, are you Nigerian ... baby?"

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The Gabor sisters were triplets.

 

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

No, Magda was the oldest of the three sisters. Their mother's name was Jolie

Bless you both. I knew someone would know! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Jesus wanted us to have an entertaining season, so He brought Mahogany and Ben together...

[LennieBriscoe]

Re: The Gabor sisters = Magda, Eva, and ZsaZsa. NOT triplets. Mother was Jolie Gabor. Sorry, posting simultaneously. Leaving it anyway!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabor_sisters

Topic: I am skeeved out by these "sexy time" convos, especially from Caleb. 

Edited January 17, 2022 by LennieBriscoe

[Suzywriter]

37 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Heeeeeey, its your man with a plan Caleb, and we've got the new King Crimson album here in the studio, we'll be playing some cuts for you later. Meanwhile, here's some Jefferson Starship......"

Love me some King Crimson and Starship!

I'm on my phone where I can capitalize letters. Work updated my laptop. Now every time I touch the shift key, 16 PAGES OF CODE pastes into whatever I'm typing, including password fields. I can't erase it or highlight/delete...it's just...there. It's a true example of being in Hell.