90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn, beggars definitely bein' choosers for these fuckin pancakes, chill out!

[Suzywriter]

Ximena looks like she's had rough life. 

 

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

His face looks like it was made of Play-Doh, then squished. 

I would go nuts with those two hollering at me while I made their fucking food. 

No kidding!  Get up and help!  And it sounded like Dad was calling him down to eat, turns out he was summoning him to start cooking!

[kacesq]

I’m sure I’ll eat my words later this season but this guy seems decent just socially awkward. Very socially awkward.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’m sure I’ll eat my words later this season but this guy seems decent just socially awkward. Very socially awkward.

Pol awkward.

Wait, not that bad.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ximena is in for a big small surprise. 

FTFY

[GrammyPammy]

Oh, no…not another one that constantly adjusts his glasses/pushes them back on his nose. Can someone hook him (and Coltee) up with someone who can finger eyeglasses that actually FIT?
 

He seems really sweet but sheltered/backwards/naïve. And maybe mentally challenged. It’s uncomfortable watching people like this (including Danielle) on these shows, it feels exploitive and they seem too vulnerable to be engaged in these international romance schemes.

Edited December 20, 2021 by GrammyPammy
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[LEILANI2]

His brother looks like George Clooney compard to him. Poor guy.

[hookedontv]

To be a fireman, don’t you have to pass tests that require you to carry a full gown man to safety? 
I just don’t see it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

JESUS CHRIST MIKE DUOLINGO! TEN MINUTES A DAY! If you'd done that you'd be able to converse with your "soul mate". 

Not for nothing Mike's brother, but whenever you meet someone, you haven't met them before. This is a real bright bunch, amirite?

[Mr. Miner]

His eyes are close together, a little bit.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Where is Ximena from? I missed it.

Co lumb bee yah

[JennyMominFL]

Mike looks a bit like my ex husband

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Pol awkward.

Wait, not that bad.

This is the one that runs like Pol, right?

[endure]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Bald, plays with Lego’s, lives with his father. Seems like a great catch to me. 

And he's looking for a new mama, yep..... a real catch!

[Hotel Snarker]

All she says is te quiero. Such a love connection indeed.

[sainte-chapelle]

OMG it is only 845?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’m sure I’ll eat my words later this season but this guy seems decent just socially awkward. Very socially awkward.

Probably on the old-school spectrum...but he seems genuinely kind and caring. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike’s brother should go with him to meet Ximena. Because I think she’s going to tear Mike to pieces.

[charmed1]

Big Ed makes this guy look like Manute Bol, but no way is he 5’4.

[tvrox]

26 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I am late but I am here this week!

Yay! Glad you are back. Are you and your family doing better? 

[Frozendiva]

Mike looks much older than 34. He will have a fling with Ximena and come home with a broken heart.

[rideashire]

Damn, this dude seems decent, if inexperienced in all things relationships (and living with his parents, sigh), and I am not looking forward to his girlfriend from columbia breaking his heart. This won't end well.

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[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

 

His brother looks like George Clooney compard to him. Poor guy.

 

The other brother in the family photo looked hot, too, even with his face blurred. Mike is definitely the runt of the litter.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Lordy, the brother and his wife were together for TEN YEARS before he even "thought" about marriage? I'm just....what the fuck?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

 

He seems really sweet but sheltered/backwards/naïve. And maybe mentally challenged. It’s uncomfortable watching people like this (including Danielle) on these shows, it feels exploitive and they seem too vulnerable to be engaged in these international romance schemes.

Nail on the head. 

[Grifter Lives]

He's a firefighter in the greater NYC area (Rockland County).  The ratio of women to men in NYC is 8:1.  

Maybe he should just give up now - if he's not going to give us a good season.

[hookedontv]

Sorry, I couldn’t move in with my boyfriend, his dad, and HIS dad. 

[LEILANI2]

The one thing I would advise Mike is not to get a genealogy test until after his dad passes because there's something not right with the way his two tall brothers look and him.

[tvrox]

Jimena has to move in with the 90 year old grandfather and the father? That's not going to work out well. 

[Suzywriter]

The Gnome's brother is tall and very handsome. That must have been really hard to navigate, growing up. 

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Co lumb bee yah

They need a voiceover with Cheesestick pronouncing it every time someone says it.

[sainte-chapelle]

My cold dead heart actually feels for Mike. He so far just seems like an awkward guy who wants to be loved

[hookedontv]

I need to scoot around on a ladybug like Alina. 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, Lordy, the brother and his wife were together for TEN YEARS before he even "thought" about marriage? I'm just....what the fuck?

Mike is just trying to lower the family mean age of knowing someone before marriage.

[Hotel Snarker]

He comes off as a good guy, but TLC likes to trick us. Remember when we liked Ellie?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alina is going to end up being too much work for Caleb. He’s used to drunk women falling at his feet and all he has to do is have an erection.

[endure]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

OMG it is only 845?

5:45

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Yay! Glad you are back. Are you and your family doing better? 

We are!

[Pepper Mostly]

Alina has a beautiful face. 

[Gobi]

Let me guess, this is the gay friend who doesn't have a filter.

[mmecorday]

Does Caleb pronounce his name that way or is Caleb a hard name for Russians to pronounce? She says it like Cow-lib.

[OoogleEyes]

I don't know if I will be able to handle this season, because everyone is so .... unfortunate 

[bref]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Pol awkward.

Wait, not that bad.

Until we see him take a lock of dad's hair to travel with, I won't go that far. ;) 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Jimena has to move in with the 90 year old grandfather and the father? That's not going to work out well. 

They may all think she's swell.

[magemaud]

15 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

These fools do not need spin-offs 

But I'm laughing thinking about how Libby's family must be seething with jealousy!

[LEILANI2]

All these people have such reliable, reasonable, normal friends while they're all nuts.

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

OMG it is only 845?

Did you check out Yellowjackets? No pressure, I just remember mentioning it to you.

[Frozendiva]

Where is her friend from? Tibet? 

[LennieBriscoe]

6 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Jimena has to move in with the 90 year old grandfather and the father? That's not going to work out well. 

As long as she doesn't  have to slop the pigs....