Darcey & Stacey

[Joan of Argh]

2 hours ago, charmed1 said:

Are my eyes playing tricks on me or is the middle finger on that hand disproportionately large compared to the others?

Good catch👍

I bet it's twice the size of Jesse's peen 

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

You’re right, that middle finger doesn’t look like the rest of the hand at all. Must be another example of Darcey’s amateurish photoshopping. I’ll never forget this early one of her and Jesse where it appears she has no torso. We know now she’s very short waisted but there’s no way this is a real photo. There are numerous laughable examples online  of Darcey putting her or one of her daughters’ heads on other peoples’ bodies  

Good grief... What a strange picture... Like you said she has no torso 😂

Is she wearing the boot that was stuck in the escalator? 

The heel is broken in half and ready to drop.

[magemaud]

On 8/26/2020 at 8:59 AM, Baltimore Betty said:

When you only make one or two of something yes, you sell out.  

Or when you only source one or two items from China in the first place and keep them for yourself and your twin 

9 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

I bet it's twice the size of Jesse's peen 

And three times the size of Tom’s. 

[magemaud]

8 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Is she wearing the boot that was stuck in the escalator? 

The heel is broken in half and ready to drop

I’ve always figured the broken heel was deliberate, to look like Jesse was rescuing a Damsel in Distress like in a FAIRY TALE!  

[Baltimore Betty]

So, here I am in Connecticut for a couple of days on a business trip with my husband, I am hunkered down at Mohegan Sun, (lost $40 in a slot machine), and out of boredom I seriously thought about taking an Uber to Middletown and cruise the streets looking for Darcey, Stacey and that scary looking boy that Stacey imported.

[magemaud]

Do it! Their address is public record! It would be just like the fans who flock to Highclere Castle, the Downton Abbey location. 

Edited August 28, 2020 by magemaud
corrected spelling

[Baltimore Betty]

2 hours ago, magemaud said:

Do it! Their address is public record! It would be just like the fans who flock to Highclere Castle, the Downton Abbey location. 

I decided to start an early happy hour instead, maybe I will just ugly cry ala Darcey to some stranger and tell him to get out and that they never loved me.

[teapot]

21 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I decided to start an early happy hour instead, maybe I will just ugly cry ala Darcey to some stranger and tell him to get out and that they never loved me.

I’m working from hone and kinda bored, I’m gonna need you to vlog that for me, k???

[magemaud]

39 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I decided to start an early happy hour instead, maybe I will just ugly cry ala Darcey to some stranger and tell him to get out and that they never loved me.

Then pay for his coffee for him, and next go into the hotel kitchen and tell the chef to cut the steak on the bias, babe. 

[Gobi]

1 hour ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I decided to start an early happy hour instead, maybe I will just ugly cry ala Darcey to some stranger and tell him to get out and that they never loved me.

Have you put on weight?

[Mrs. Hanson]

4 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I decided to start an early happy hour instead, maybe I will just ugly cry ala Darcey to some stranger and tell him to get out and that they never loved me.

Don't forget:  You are a strong woman who deserves love!!!

[Baltimore Betty]

4 hours ago, Gobi said:

Have you put on weight?

Well, yes sort of but I swear I am starting my diet Monday!

I did have steak tonight, I cut it on the bias.

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Well, yes sort of but I swear I am starting my diet Monday!

I did have steak tonight, I cut it on the bias.

I think after our new awareness of social justice issues we can no longer cut on the bias.

[mmecorday]

I was thinking that Florian reminded me of someone and it just occurred to me -- he resembles Phoebe's boyfriend on "Friends," the one who was "showing brain":

[seasons]

Oh dear. A crying messed up looking Darcey on the bed, eyelashes and extensions askew, SERIOUSLY reminded me of "Grey Gardens". Has that comparison been made before? Or Patti and Selma from "The Simpsons"? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 31, 2020 by seasons
Photo are grey garden they are mother and daughter

[VioletNevermind]

Wow, her father won’t allow her to have men in the house and she’s, what, 45-years-old?  Huh. 

[justdoit10]

5 minutes ago, seasons said:

Oh dear. A crying messed up looking Darcey on the bed, eyelashes and extensions askew, SERIOUSLY reminded me of "Grey Gardens". Has that comparison been made before? Or Patti and Selma from "The Simpsons"? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The desperate tramp is crying already.  It is only 5 minutes into the show.

[Gobi]

Just now, justdoit10 said:

The desperate tramp is crying already.  It is only 5 minutes into the show.

Join the live chat.

[justdoit10]

5 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Wow, her father won’t allow her to have men in the house and she’s, what, 45-years-old?  Huh. 

He probably pays the bills and aren't the daughters living there?  Maybe that is why.

[seasons]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Join the live chat.

Is it the same live chat for 90 day? 

Sorry I become helpless on this site sometimes

 

 

 

Lol Stacey and Florian in the car with their camo jackets. 

The army of crazy coming your way.

Edited August 31, 2020 by seasons

[magemaud]

20 hours ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

 

Wow, her father won’t allow her to have men in the house and she’s, what, 45-years-old?  Huh

 

His house, his rules. Maybe Papa Silva established that policy because Darcey’s daughters live there and he doesn’t want them exposed to a revolving door of Darcey and Stacey’s “loves of their lives.” He knows both of his daughters act like lovestruck, horny teens. I also believe their mother also lives in that house since when they entered the house in the first episode they called out to tell her they were home. 

I have to give that therapist credit for not bursting into laughter when Darcey said Jesse had given her a “promise ring.” And they named their future children like Colt and Jess.

Edited to add a doodle page from Darcey's diary: 

💕 Mr and Mrs Jesse Meister 💛 💋

Darcey Meister 💗

💕 Mr and Mrs Thomas Brooks 💗

Darcey Brooks 💕 💋

Mr and Mrs Georgi Rusev 💋

Edited August 31, 2020 by magemaud

[Gobi]

9 hours ago, seasons said:

Is it the same live chat for 90 day? 

Sorry I become helpless on this site sometimes

 

 

 

Lol Stacey and Florian in the car with their camo jackets. 

The army of crazy coming your way.

The Sunday live chat continues for Douchey & Starchy.

[Azanscrazyhair]

Does anyone else think Florian smells?  For those of you who watched Teen Mom 2 back in the day,  he gives me a Kiefer vibe.   

Anyway. can we get through an episode without hearing Jessie and Tom???

You should have seem the look of horror on my 14 year olds face when Darcey was with her girls at the dance class.  I said  see you're lucky,  she could be your Mom!!

 

[magemaud]

4 hours ago, Azanscrazyhair said:

You should have seem the look of horror on my 14 year olds face when Darcey was with her girls at the dance class.  I said  see you're lucky,  she could be your Mom!!

If those other mothers had thought bubbles over their heads, they would say, "Oh no, here she comes, PLEASE don't sit by me...Too late!" 

[LucyEth]

These women get more ridiculous every week.  How can Darcey do what she does and have it filmed?  I guess she doesn’t care that her daughters and all their friends see this crap.  If that were my mother I would be mortified.  These two need to stop making their whole lives about  landing a young foreign man.   I wonder how close in age Stacey’s son’s are to Florian.  Not sure why Stacey would sit there and let her friends question Florian.  What happened is between them, that drunk idiot friend should get her own life.  I have to stop watching this show but it so good for laughs, it’s hard to quit!

[OoogleEyes]

OK I finally caved in and watched this shit show. These two are like 45 years old going on 12.

I think Florian has real anger issues. Stacy antagonizes him, but still. AND, she apologizes. *sigh*

Darcy is NOT HAPPY when she is not the center of attention. She really does need therapy. 

 

 

 

[Baltimore Betty]

Stacey's soulmate, voice of reason went ballistic because Stacey has no idea how to operate the rear windshield wiper (on a car that clearly is not really hers), that was scary.  Camera man in the background thought he was going to have to be Stacey's bodyguard.  Floride and Stacey enter the Airbnb and suddenly they are the happy couple.

Darcey embarrasses her girls in dance class, she does not stop talking and films the girls dancing, did she not realize that the TLC camera crew was already filming that class?  Her girls looked lazy in that dance class.

Papa Silva tells his 45 year old daughter that no boys are allowed to sleep over...really? Wouldn't have been better to tell his 45 year old twins to not have plastic surgery.

Both Silva Twits have the same talking head when they have their encounter with their soulmate, "Things are not getting off to a good start," there seems to be a common denominator.

[Azanscrazyhair]

If Florian acted that way in front of the camera..... that's scary.   And of course she apologized, ugh.  My son also commented why don't those two crazy ladies date someone their own age.

 

[bichonblitz]

Interesting that papa Silva was never around and the older brother had to take on the father role then he dies at age 27. What a sad mess this family is. I hope those beautiful daughters turn out ok. Speaking of daughters, I find it weird that Stacey's daughters are never filmed. They must choose to not live that life. Good for them but it's strange that Stacey never even mentions them. It makes her whole life feel fake. 

[magemaud]

4 hours ago, LucyEth said:

I wonder how close in age Stacey’s son’s are to Florian. 

Stacey's oldest boy just turned 17 this month and the other is a couple of years younger. Remember the twins were pregnant at the same time? 

[magemaud]

3 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

Speaking of daughters, I find it weird that Stacey's daughters are never filmed.

Stacey has two sons. Her ex also lives in Middletown, so they appear to live with him at least part time. Stacey has chosen to keep them off her social media which is probably the wisest decision she ever made. 

[magemaud]

I get a classic "Werewolf of London" vibe from Florian: 

4 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Papa Silva tells his 45 year old daughter that no boys are allowed to sleep over...really?

[charmed1]

It’s weird that Reina (is that her name?) is claiming that she’s been the twins’ best friend since they were five years old, but the twins said their family frequently moved during their childhood. How did they manage to maintain the friendship? Are their parents friends? The twins said Reina protected them from bullies, so I assumed she went to school with them.

[magemaud]

Georgi’s wearing a high ponytail like a 50s “Bobby soxer” 

[bravofan27]

I kind of understand why Darcy and Stacey have these problems with men-- their father is very controlling and they are submissive to him-- he has their best interests at heart, so it works, but they are definitely looking to be taken care of IMO, just based on what they are used to.

Why does their dad look like he's in the mafia and the mom look homeless?

Darcey's girls seem like they are really sweet and loving.

22 hours ago, magemaud said:

Georgi’s wearing a high ponytail like a 50s “Bobby soxer” 

Man buns are still pretty common place in DC. They separate the gay men from the military men from the church men.

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, bravofan27 said:

Why does their dad look like he's in the mafia and the mom look homeless?

I think their mom looks just like Mrs. Patmore from Downton Abbey

[Dustbunny]

is it possible...no filters?

 

[Joan of Argh]

I think that they (especially Darcey) love that daddy doesn't allow boys in the house overnight.

It feeds her delusion that she's daddy's little girl, teenager etc. and daddy has to stand guard with his shotgun or these sex hungry men would take advantage of his innocent young daughters.

Any other 50 yr old woman would be mortified but not Darcey. 🙄

 

[charmed1]

Darcey’s envy over Stacey’s engagement is so ridiculous. Florian is a 27-year-old hot-tempered ghoul with no ambition nor skills. He doesn’t even know how to drive a car. Even Juliana, the child-bride was more earnest. If anything, she should pity her sister for being so desperate that she has essentially adopted another child.

[Mrs. Hanson]

On 8/31/2020 at 1:41 PM, Baltimore Betty said:

Papa Silva tells his 45 year old daughter that no boys are allowed to sleep over...really?

On one hand, I can see him being a bit old fashioned, wanting to enforce the rules at his house.  Fine.  But.....they are 45, married and divorced with kids.  I have to think his request is driven out of not wanting some freeloader to show up, move in, and live there for free.  That would annoy me if I were the homeowner, perhaps he has seen an overnight guest go from one night to a week to a month and he is tired of it.

 

On 8/31/2020 at 7:56 AM, Azanscrazyhair said:

Does anyone else think Florian smells?

Yes, and not in a good way!!!

[OnceSane]

Episode 4:

Quote

"Unfinished Business"

Darcey takes two big leaps of faith -- first with Georgi and then with a major decision that could shake up the twins' lives; Florian must prove himself to Stacey after losing his cool again.

Airs September 6, 2020.

[bravofan27]

Both Stacey and Darcey are so insecure. It's very sad that they find their worth in keeping a young model interested in them as their proof of worth. 

For whatever reason they have no interest in the men except that they are interested in them and are attractive. Then they are shocked with their boyfriend cheats on them, even though they have the most superficial relationship ever. It seems to work for Fabian or whatever, as he seems as interested in talking and thinking as Stacey does. But Darcey's Tom and Jesse seemed to want to talk a bit. THey were both asses, but the fact Darcey couldn't maintain a conversation I think irked them both.

So what I'm saying is that Darcey and Stacey appear to be one-note. A guy that wants to talk about things or have maybe a conversation will be lost here. 

[Darlabutterfly]

Look! I got free Darcey/Stacey lips from eating 3 Choco Taco ice cream treats with peanuts on them. I didn't even know I was allergic to peanuts.

 

Edited September 6, 2020 by Darlabutterfly

[Real4real]

Darcy:  45 years of low self esteem, Daddy issues, bad decisions and twin envy; 50 minutes with a therapist; 100% cured!

Edited September 7, 2020 by Real4real

[GrammyPammy]

Georgio

[magemaud]

Wow, Darcey's therapist must be a miracle worker! Only ONE session! Most people require years of therapy! 

[Sir RaiderDuck OMS]

When Darcey and Stacey were talking about their clothing brand being worn by "a number of celebrities," I assumed she was seriously stretching the definition of the word "celebrity" to mean D-list porn stars and/or other reality famewhores.

What in the blue hell was that hairstyle Darcey's newest fling had?

Finally I LOLed at Darcey saying her children come first. If they came first, you wouldn't be galavanting around on national television chasing men a generation younger than yourself.

[Persnickety1]

46 minutes ago, Sir RaiderDuck OMS said:

When Darcey and Stacey were talking about their clothing brand being worn by "a number of celebrities," I assumed she was seriously stretching the definition of the word "celebrity" to mean D-list porn stars and/or other reality famewhores.

What in the blue hell was that hairstyle Darcey's newest fling had?

Finally I LOLed at Darcey saying her children come first. If they came first, you wouldn't be galavanting around on national television chasing men a generation younger than yourself.

I kept waiting for pics of said celebrities wearing their relabeled-made-in-China-shit, but never saw a single one.

I was wondering how Darcey could ice skate without ever lifting her feet off the ice.  

I also loved the daughters telling her to stop embarrassing them at the ice skating rink. 

I'm sure they've had to say that hundreds of times throughout their young lives.  Maybe thousands.  

 

[TwirlyGirly]

Darcey: "I have to talk to Stacey about some things that have been on my chest."

Jesse?

Tom?

Georgi?

Pretty sure all three have been on Darcey's chest...

[DanaMB]

I think I’m tapping out in this one. It’s so vapid and boring. Plus, these women are so pathetic going gaga over these shallow, cheesy gestures from their men. 🙄

Edited September 7, 2020 by DanaMB