S05.E04: She's A Wolf

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1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

That is what I meant. I go for a short drive every week. When it was below -30 here, I did plug the car in for a few hours before going out.

I didn’t mean to imply you do that but I know many people who are afraid of the battery running down in the winter and they just let the car idle which actually makes things worse.  My alley is impassable during parts of the winter so occasionally the battery needs to be jumped no matter what.  

[heatherchandler]

5 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

Luckily the birds and squirrels like fries.  My mom throws them in her own yard lol.

These fries were most likely rotten.  

[Cherrio]

35 minutes ago, sandyskyblue said:

Assholeo is the perfect name for him, well done Cherrio!!

I cannot take credit, it was another poster who came up with it. Sorry, but I can't remember who, but i agree it is brilliant !

[magemaud]

27 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

People on twitter were joking that Asuelo graduated from the Ash School of Understanding Women!

 Wouldn’t that be contingent upon him being smart enough to have the required boxes in his male brain? 

Edited July 6, 2020 by magemaud

[seacliffsal]

I have no sympathy for Kalani at all (the children are another story though).  She wanted what she wanted and thought she could change Asuelo.  And, like people every where, she is now understanding that nobody can change anyone else.  I also don't like the threats about Lo being made to Asuelo.  If Lo wants to be angry at someone it should be his own daughter who now has TWO children with someone who was not ready for marriage and parenthood.  I'm sure it was easy for Kalani to fall in lust with Asuelo when she was on a nice vacation and he was the star of the show with his fire dancing (which really is quite thrilling to watch).  But lust/infatuation is not necessarily the best foundation for marriage and parenthood.

I am so glad that Paul's mother has finally stood up to him.  However, it does allow Paul to be a martyr in his own mind (I still have personal property in the house...).  I'm sure he promised Karine that his mother would help them and now Karine is seeing the reality of the situation.  Again, just like with Kalani, I have no sympathy for Karine.  She learned immediately who Paul was and still chose him as a way to improve her life.  She had several opportunities to not move forward, but she chose to remain with him and marry him (and procreate with him!).

The most positive thing I can write about Colt and Larissa is...at least they did not have a child!

[charmed1]

The new episode is already up on the TLC app. Jeez, this show won’t let me breathe. 

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14 minutes ago, seacliffsal said:

However, it does allow Paul to be a martyr in his own mind (I still have personal property in the house...)

I’m sure they would be happy to put his junk out on the porch for retrieval at a mutually convenient time.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Only as long as Pol brings his own garbage bags.    If I was the parents' neighbor, and saw that fool throwing years old french fries over my fence, I would call the police.          THat's littering, and if the people have animals that ate that, it could be really bad.     I think we saw a prime example of why Pol's mother took his house key.    He's lucky that his mother paid for the hotel room, and she could have refused to do that.    I'm hoping that this is TLC's last enabling of Pol, and his bizarre actions.     

Edited July 6, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Haute Messe]

I really don't know how to diagnose Colt, other than a mama's boy and I think that some of these people are brought in from a casting session to amp up the drama. I thought those potatoes were Stouffers, but I am not too familiar with prepared foods. Those steaks were huge and not even half eaten. Debbie is loving this attention and is really hamming it up, in my opinion. There is no way in hell that she would be going to Brazil on her own dime. And I don't get this "Vernessa". Colt said they were inviting her for dinner as a thank you for looking after the cats. Then in the middle of dinner they announce to her that they are going to Brazil? Makes no damn sense, and unless she works on a corner of the Strip, I don't believe Colt slept with her unless he paid for it. I am sick to death of their asses.

Angela - I don't like her either, but she is a peach compared to BGL. I have had that procedure and it is no joke. It hurts like a sonofabitch, and I wish I had been given some laughing gas. My OBGYN told me that giving me an anesthetic would hurt even more than the procedure itself. I assume she meant a local, because nitrous was never mentioned as an option. I can't wait to see Mahkul in his tacky tux and size 15W shoes.

Princess Karine is showing her colours. Like some other of these K1ers, she must have thought she was coming to America to live in a castle in the land of milk and honey. Then she woke up and found herself with Pole and a nasty busted up car complete with French fries that were so old they had birthdays (lol Robert). And even this is better than what she left in the Amazon jungle. Turn that frown upside down and stop complaining, sister. Little Pierree is the cutest baby. 

Asuelo. No words for this ignorant moron. Where the hell does he think he is going to go?  I am sure that Kalani is going to get a phone call to pick him up and she should just leave his useless ass wherever it is, but she won't.  She is no prize herself but she is better off without him and I am sure her family will continue to support her and the kids.

Andrei's family seems too normal for all this. It was like a breath of fresh air to see them without the "critical crew" of ugly Americans that is Libby's toxic family. 

 

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, heatherchandler said:

These fries were most likely rotten.  

I think they had turned into fossils 

1 hour ago, heatherchandler said:

I think Oliver annoys me more than anyone else on this show.  He is always crying, and he just looks like a pain in the ass.

As they say in Samwa, “The coconut doesn’t fall too far from the palm tree”

[lilysmom]

1 hour ago, heatherchandler said:

These fries were most likely rotten.  

Mummified, more likely!

[AZChristian]

6 minutes ago, lizajane said:

Asuelo. No words for this ignorant moron. Where the hell does he think he is going to go?  I am sure that Kalani is going to get a phone call to pick him up and she should just leave his useless ass wherever it is, but she won't.  She is no prize herself but she is better off without him and I am sure her family will continue to support her and the kids.

Or even better . . . send her father to pick him up.

[Kath94]

3 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

I'm not sure if TLC allows you to pick sensible scenes where you leave the spouse and baby behind.   Karine has some support back home, but, chose to come to the US anyway.   She never wanted to come here before.  I never have understood why she was so insistent on marrying and reproducing with Pole. It really makes me wonder about her judgment.  Just make no sense.  There doesn't seem to be any love there.  Odd. 

Pole seems like one of those people who doesn't know how to get things done. You know, they are always getting ready for a project, but, it's not quite ready.  They want to get this done, but, can't get it going.   They are just not a self starter.  I'm not sure what the solution is.  He needs a life coach bad!  If he could afford it and would listen, it would be nice. 

No, Pole needs a boring, repetitive job in a factory.  Like tightening a single screw over and over and over and over and over.  That's the only type of thing I could see him doing effectively.

[lilysmom]

4 hours ago, Dobian said:

 

Time warp blooper: Angela's mom didn't have that mole/scab/whatever on her chin last week.  Now it's back.

Angela is good with her mom and her grandkids, I'll giver her that.

 

I didn't think she did either, but when I looked closer (last week) she appeared to have a bandage over it.

[Kath94]

3 hours ago, kittle1974 said:

I'm pretty sure the sign on the side of the bus said "BEACH" on it.  😅

Beach Boulevard is a LONG street running through most of Orange County, CA.  To the south, it does end at Pacific Coast Highway in Huntington Beach.  I failed to notice which direction the bus was headed.  Depending on where he started, he could end up in Stanton, Garden Grove, Buena Park, Whittier, or La Habra.

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I would think laughing wildly with a huge needle inside would not be wise.  When I had my wisdom teeth out I could have had a local but I didn’t want to hear the sounds and the comments so I went with the IV.

20 minutes ago, lizajane said:

ugly Americans that is Libby's toxic family. 

Literally and figuratively.

[Mrs. Hanson]

3 hours ago, RealReality said:

Im not sure his criminal history would allow him to work for Uber/Lyft, but could he work for instacart or door dash?

I think (and I am far from being knowledable) that he could not Uber or Lyft as the car needs to be a certain year or newer, like 2014 or newer?  Uber and Lyft drivers, chime in on what the year is!

He could Instacart or Door Dash (my son is Door Dashing these days) and he drives a 2002 Volvo.

1 hour ago, heatherchandler said:

I think Oliver annoys me more than anyone else on this show.  He is always crying, and he just looks like a pain in the ass.

Okay, now that I am dome crying from laughter, I have to say I am grateful that someone else feels this way.  

 

2 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

It’s rude to make out in the same car as other people.  Even if it’s a hired driver. But in front of a senior citizen relative?  Stay classy.

Considering I am 55 and qualify for the senior discount at Goodwill, may I say I agree???  EWWWW!!!!  No one wants to see that, especially YOUR MOM.

 

4 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Did Debbie cook four steaks because Baby Huey Colt eats two?

Those steaks were HUGE!  I am a Minnesota gal, and we LOVE to eat but DAMN those were gigantic!!!

[Kath94]

2 hours ago, RealReality said:

More steak and scalloped potatoes for Debbie!  

I personally think senior communities sound fun!  Bingo, jello, movie nights, mall walks, casinos and apparently all the seniors are having boatloads of sex, hence increased STD rates in senior communities.  

Yes, Debbie might get her own friends & have her own life.  Colt had better find a wife who can cook first, because I don't think he has the first clue how to feed himself.

[Mrs. Hanson]

On 6/30/2020 at 3:47 PM, mamadrama said:

I can buy that TLC is being shady on Aseulu's employment front. That the whole "he hands out yogurt" all day is them frauding us. Other cast members have real jobs, too, and they pretend they don't. But that exchange in the car? If I'd been the mother I'd have pulled over and told him that if it were so easy then he could find his own way to CA or back to Utah where he could explain himself to Lo. 

I agree that everyone seems to be afraid of Lo, but if Kalani were my daughter (and she would have been WELL versed in birth control, my friends, trust me on that) I would have pulled that vehicle over and asked him to get out.  No drama, no lecture, just leave.  No one calls my child a lying bitch and that her voice annoys him and gets away with it.  I would have called out my daughter as well for giving him the finger.  NOT COOL.  I would have pulled up to the family function and announced dimwit SIL would not be joining us, and oh the by the way, daughter, you are getting one of those things that goes in your arm TODAY before we continue to support you and the kids.  And let'a all remember, Kalani CHOSE him, chose his potential and now....well we all see what she has now.  Tried to change him and what a bummer......that did not work for ya?

 

On 7/5/2020 at 1:51 AM, mamadrama said:

Took the key off and I'm not so sure she didn't move, too; the first house was a Sears & Roebuck house; this one's a small ranch. Her mistake when removing the key was to give him the new address. 

It is like she wants a witness protection program from her own son.

The call from Larissa to Jen/Jess (they are so dull I forget) was so producer driven.  Had I answered the phone I would have hung up.

[Madding crowd]

I’ve had five uterine biopsies over the past 8 years and I was never numbed or offered anesthesia of any kind. It hurts like hell and the last time the doctor accidentally dropped the specimen and to redo the whole thing. I think Angela was encouraged to scream just like I’m sure she and Michael are encouraged to exaggerate their fights. Angela is better than gloomy Lisa.

I think Karine should just be happy to have any car. My sister who was laid off her job, and my disabled brother in law just had their rental house burn to the ground with all of their belongings.They are currently living in a crummy motel because I live in another state and he needs to be near his doctors. They are happy just to have that.Paul is creepy as hell but she still has it better than where she lived before.

Edited July 6, 2020 by Madding crowd

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, lizajane said:

I really don't know how to diagnose Colt, other than a mama's boy and I think that some of these people are brought in from a casting session to amp up the drama. I thought those potatoes were Stouffers, but I am not too familiar with prepared foods. Those steaks were huge and not even half eaten. Debbie is loving this attention and is really hamming it up, in my opinion. There is no way in hell that she would be going to Brazil on her own dime. And I don't get this "Vernessa". Colt said they were inviting her for dinner as a thank you for looking after the cats. Then in the middle of dinner they announce to her that they are going to Brazil? Makes no damn sense, and unless she works on a corner of the Strip, I don't believe Colt slept with her unless he paid for it. I am sick to death of their asses.

Angela - I don't like her either, but she is a peach compared to BGL. I have had that procedure and it is no joke. It hurts like a sonofabitch, and I wish I had been given some laughing gas. My OBGYN told me that giving me an anesthetic would hurt even more than the procedure itself. I assume she meant a local, because nitrous was never mentioned as an option. I can't wait to see Mahkul in his tacky tux and size 15W shoes.

Princess Karine is showing her colours. Like some other of these K1ers, she must have thought she was coming to America to live in a castle in the land of milk and honey. Then she woke up and found herself with Pole and a nasty busted up car complete with French fries that were so old they had birthdays (lol Robert). And even this is better than what she left in the Amazon jungle. Turn that frown upside down and stop complaining, sister. Little Pierree is the cutest baby. 

Asuelo. No words for this ignorant moron. Where the hell does he think he is going to go?  I am sure that Kalani is going to get a phone call to pick him up and she should just leave his useless ass wherever it is, but she won't.  She is no prize herself but she is better off without him and I am sure her family will continue to support her and the kids.

Andrei's family seems too normal for all this. It was like a breath of fresh air to see them without the "critical crew" of ugly Americans that is Libby's toxic family. 

 

LOL, it could have been Stouffer's.  I only peruse the Bob Evans offerings on the way to the prepared turkey in gravy.  The black plastic tray was the giveaway, BUT, I stand corrected, it very well could have been Stouffer's.  

54 minutes ago, Kath94 said:

No, Pole needs a boring, repetitive job in a factory.  Like tightening a single screw over and over and over and over and over.  That's the only type of thing I could see him doing effectively.

Until he loses his shit one day and burns the place down or threatens to drown himself in a urinal.  

Just kidding......mostly. 

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10 minutes ago, RealReality said:

threatens to drown himself in a urinal.  

Hey he can make money making fetish videos!

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 hour ago, lizajane said:

I can't wait to see Mahkul in his tacky tux and size 15W shoes.

My hubby is six foot seven and wears size 13 regular.  Michael is going to look like Sideshow Bob in those red boats.

 

2 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

These fries were most likely rotten.  

Likely?  I think they were petrified!!  And now the ants will reject them!!!

Kalani, go get a full time job working 8 hours a day and tell all your friends and family that when, not if, Asuelo calls for help, to ignore him.   Of course, she won't because the hidden camera that she places will show the kids watching television for eight houtrs a day, getting fed and minimal diaper changes.  No play, no play dough, blocks, books or outdoor play.  And he will be on the video games.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

On 7/1/2020 at 4:13 AM, mamadrama said:

 

Michael has an Aunt Lydia! Blessed be the fruit (loops)! 

May the Lord open.

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

The call from Larissa to Jen/Jess (they are so dull I forget) was so producer driven. 

All you need to remember is "Colte Gal". Like many others here, I wonder how she got CG's phone #? 

[SerenityNow721]

About Debbie: she may have made some good points, as someone mentioned, but was it for Colt’s benefit or her own?

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His behavior is deplorable, but, not unexpected for someone who is in way over their head.  Kalani ADMITTED that he was that way in the beginning and NOW she's upset that he hasn't changed.  IMO, she took advantage of a terrible situation and ignored what Asuelo was capable of.  So, now, don't act all insulted.  The big insult was by her long ago.  Their expectations are not reasonable under the circumstances, imo.  

I think most people know (or at least question) when a person is intellectually challenged after a few minutes of conversation.  So what drew Kalani to Asuelo when they met?  I can’t buy lust or just sex because obviously her virginity meant something to her, otherwise why hold onto it until you’re 28+ years old.  There is no evidence that they have some deep soulmate type of connection, so if she did suspect that he wasn’t “smart” shame on her for sleeping with him. 

The only reason I feel bad for him sometimes is the same reason some people feel bad for Karine.  He left his native country where he had his family, he knew the rules and knew what was expected of him and came to the US dependent on Kalani and her family. A whole lotta guys don’t have their lives figured out by 23 years old - that 6 or 7 year age gap between them is huge in terms of maturity.  
 

He just seems to be crumbling under the weight of his new family’s expectations.  No one in the family can show him some kindness and guidance?  Help him acclimate to US culture?  Coach him a little in being a good parent?  It doesn’t come naturally to everyone. He seems like the kind of guy who would do better with specific tasks “I’ll give Oliver his bath and you give Kennedy a bottle and put his pj’s on”  

Just my thoughts...

[Gobi]

19 minutes ago, magemaud said:

All you need to remember is "Colte Gal". Like many others here, I wonder how she got CG's phone #? 

Larissa reached out to her on sozhul media.

[IllLitShips]

7 hours ago, Neurochick said:

Kalani's dad said he wanted his daughters to marry white men.  I remember that.

Where did Auselu go when he got on that bus?

I thought he said he was looking for a place to stay. So, maybe a hotel or he magically and conveniently has a friend in the area?

7 hours ago, Neurochick said:

Kalani's dad said he wanted his daughters to marry white men.  I remember that.

Where did Auselu go when he got on that bus?

I thought he said he was going to a hotel or he magically and conveniently has a friend in the area to stay with as the cast often does in these situations. 

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28 minutes ago, magemaud said:

All you need to remember is "Colte Gal". Like many others here, I wonder how she got CG's phone #? 

She said she messaged her on social media.

[ethalfrida]

I find the American women on this show emasculating. They appear to have bullied these guys into submitting to a relationship with them. They don't make good decisions as to how to work with the situations. Asuelo is neither ready to be with with a commitment nor does it seem like he will be soon enough to avoid the showdowns he has with Kalani. Would you stick around, regardless of fault, if someone's dad threatened to physically reprimand you? He's Samoan and knows her dad will do just as he promised. She nags and nags... where are you going? What are you doing? I don't know who much of their interactions are producer enhanced but it is annoying AF. If he doesn't want to help take care of children he fathered then let him go. Revoke whatever US options she is responsible for and let him not father anywhere else except for under her roof. 

And did we have to see Angela on the examination table? Did we????

Who doesn't know that alcohol is not a big part or any part of Muslim life?

 

Deavon (face palm)....

 

[StatisticalOutlier]

8 hours ago, Pondlass1 said:

• Please... TLC, no more Big Ange goes to the gynaecologist footage.

How about nobody in stirrups ever again?  Why do we have to see that?

 

3 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

If I was the parents' neighbor, and saw that fool throwing years old french fries over my fence, I would call the police.          THat's littering, and if the people have animals that ate that, it could be really bad.    

There appears to be some disagreement on whether he threw them in the neighbor's yard.  Some of us thought it was in his own yard, and not over a fence.  Can someone watch it with that in mind, to verify?

 

2 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

The call from Larissa to Jen/Jess (they are so dull I forget) was so producer driven. 

What?  What about two Portuguese speakers talking on the phone in less-than-fluent heavily accented English doesn't ring true?

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, Gobi said:

Larissa reached out to her on sozhul media.

So, then Jess must have given her the number and she couldn't have been surprised when she got the call, right? 

1 hour ago, MrBuhBye said:

She said she messaged her on social media.

I read that as "massaged" ha ha

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

There appears to be some disagreement on whether he threw them in the neighbor's yard.  Some of us thought it was in his own yard, and not over a fence.  Can someone watch it with that in mind, to verify?

I believe they were tossed over a chain link fence, but I couldn't tell whether that was on the neighbor's property line or fenced off another section of his parents' yard. 

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, IllLitShips said:

I thought he said he was looking for a place to stay.

I'll watch again to verify, but I believe he said both "I'm going to find a place to stay" and responded "yes" to the producer's question if he was going back to Utah. It was kind of funny how the camera crew was sweeping the area looking for him like the authorities had issued an Amber Alert. 

[TzuShih]

17 hours ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

The scene of Karine asking Paul for water was so manufactured I was almost insulted.

 

Yes!  These scenes & scripts are SO phony now that soon the show will require that "any participating couples must attend the Actor's Studio to learn the art of NATURAL ACTING."

Method acting is a technique or type of acting in which an actor aspires to encourage sincere and emotionally expressive performances by fully inhabiting the role of the character. ...   

"Good luck, couples!!"  ☺️☺️☺️ 

[Mr. Miner]

59 minutes ago, ethalfrida said:

did we have to see Angela on the examination table? Did we?

I’d like to add Angela’s massive thong to the never see again list. 

[Baltimore Betty]

39 minutes ago, magemaud said:

So, then Jess must have given her the number and she couldn't have been surprised when she got the call, right? 

Exactly!

When Asuelo got on the bus all I could think of was the last scene in Midnight Cowboy, I could almost hear Glen Campbell singing the theme song as the bus drove off into the sunset!

44 minutes ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

How about nobody in stirrups ever again?  Why do we have to see that?

 

There appears to be some disagreement on whether he threw them in the neighbor's yard.  Some of us thought it was in his own yard, and not over a fence.  Can someone watch it with that in mind, to verify?

 

What?  What about two Portuguese speakers talking on the phone in less-than-fluent heavily accented English doesn't ring true?

I wondered why they were speaking English too, I guess the producers thought it would be easier than subtitles.

[Gobi]

15 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I wondered why they were speaking English too, I guess the producers thought it would be easier than subtitles.

I wondered if they spoke different dialects. A qwiki wiki search makes that look unlikely.

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20 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

I’d like to add Angela’s massive thong to the never see again list. 

At least she admits that it wouldn’t fit her “fat ass.”

19 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

When Asuelo got on the bus all I could think of was the last scene in Midnight Cowboy, I could almost hear Glen Campbell singing the theme song as the bus drove off into the sunset!

Harry Nilsson.

[Toaster Strudel]

8 hours ago, Dobian said:

I never agree with Pole but he does have a point.  His crappy car isn't really any worse than Kreeny's digs back home.

Good because they're going to live in it.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

At least she admits that it wouldn’t fit her “fat ass.”

Harry Nilsson.

Why did I think it was Glenn?

[ethalfrida]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Why did I think it was Glenn?

i always thought it was Glenn Campbell too.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, ethalfrida said:

i always thought it was Glenn Campbell too.

Well, tomato tamahto...I bet you won't stop hearing that in your head for the rest of the evening, I know I won't.

[Persnickety1]

7 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

Thankfully they have contactless delivery now.  Imagine interacting with that freak in your home.

I laughed WAY too hard at this 😂

On another note, all of Angela's grandbabies appear to be so close in age.  I believe a couple of them are Skylar's, but damn...at least the other daughter's uterus is getting a rest while she's imprisoned.  Yikes!

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8 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Why did I think it was Glenn?

He covered it later.  Maybe on his variety show. Tons of people have covered it.  The original was by the guy who wrote it Fred Neil but the Harry version was in the movie.

Edited July 7, 2020 by MrBuhBye

[Persnickety1]

2 hours ago, SerenityNow721 said:

About Debbie: she may have made some good points, as someone mentioned, but was it for Colt’s benefit or her own?

I think most people know (or at least question) when a person is intellectually challenged after a few minutes of conversation.  So what drew Kalani to Asuelo when they met?  I can’t buy lust or just sex because obviously her virginity meant something to her, otherwise why hold onto it until you’re 28+ years old.  There is no evidence that they have some deep soulmate type of connection, so if she did suspect that he wasn’t “smart” shame on her for sleeping with him. 

The only reason I feel bad for him sometimes is the same reason some people feel bad for Karine.  He left his native country where he had his family, he knew the rules and knew what was expected of him and came to the US dependent on Kalani and her family. A whole lotta guys don’t have their lives figured out by 23 years old - that 6 or 7 year age gap between them is huge in terms of maturity.  
 

He just seems to be crumbling under the weight of his new family’s expectations.  No one in the family can show him some kindness and guidance?  Help him acclimate to US culture?  Coach him a little in being a good parent?  It doesn’t come naturally to everyone. He seems like the kind of guy who would do better with specific tasks “I’ll give Oliver his bath and you give Kennedy a bottle and put his pj’s on”  

Just my thoughts...

He should have used one of those condoms made for slut people that he abhors.  

[TzuShih]

6 hours ago, AZChristian said:

Let's start a thread on anything anyone on any of the 90-Day franchises has done that was classy.

That thread would win the award for shortest thread in the history of Primetimer and its predecessors.

Classy??  Bwahahahaha!   But dang!  Now, I feel forced to maybe...actually?!?...think this through!  Oooh the humanity! ☢️   I think I plead the Fifth!

[charmed1]

8 hours ago, kittle1974 said:

I'm pretty sure the sign on the side of the bus said "BEACH" on it.  😅

Lying Beach. 

I wish Kreeny was completely fluent, because Pole deserved a read like Rose gave to Ed. To think that because she lived in a “fucking wooden hut,” she should be grateful to have her baby ride around in a mobile dumpster. Kreeny should’ve flipped it and told him that to be 36 years old and from one of the wealthiest countries on earth, maybe he shouldn’t be an unemployed, homeless, filthy, BROKE BEACH, begging his elderly parents for money and driving around in a 20 year old totaled Camry with bald tires. Asshole.

I refuse to watch any of Angela’s scenes because she is a piece of shit. I use her screen time as an excuse to go to the fridge and eat snacks. Pandemic binging has made me a little bit big.

Edited July 7, 2020 by charmed1

[bravofan27]

Was anyone as excited as me when Asuelo boarded the bus? He politely gave up his microphone and the bus dramatically sped away. I kept waiting for Kalani to come out and get him, or for him to turn around, but nope, he actually left.

I sighed a collective sigh of relief for all of Kalani's family, all the viewers, and myself when he actually left. I was wondering if TLC was going to tease us with the promise of him leaving, but no, and thank goodness for that.

This was the song in my head! 

 

[Haute Messe]

20 hours ago, SerenityNow721 said:

As for Asuelo, although he’s acting like a baby, I don’t think it’s unreasonable that he wants to visit his family. Or that he’s homesick for people who understand him. 

I think it's unreasonable to want to take two babies during a measles outbreak with the justification that he wants them to learn his culture. I am sure they are really going to soak it up at their age. It is for purely selfish reasons that he wants to go now. And I can't imagine having to be a fellow passenger on a flight with Oliver screaming the whole time.

10 hours ago, Mr. Miner said:

 And he should probably wear a bike helmet...at all times.

I think that ship has sailed...