S12.E10: Something's Brewing

[OnceSane]

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Tinsley hosts a dinner for the group on their last night in Newport; the night begins to spiral once Ramona is distracted by a man at the bar; Dorinda and Luann co-host a tea party in an attempt to help the ladies relax and reset.

Airs June 4, 2020.

[Rhetorica]

I'm about done with Leah. She knows she has an alcohol problem but she's like, f*#k it! 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

How many sisters does Leah have?

[Keywestclubkid]

Sonja with the shade of not standing up and her curt hi lol

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I actually do feel bad for Dorinda's mother - she must be mortified by Dorinda's behavior. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Omg why does Dorinda always have to be the martyr? 

[Chicklet]

I beg to differ Lou, Dorinda IS negative energy.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I have to admire Ramona's flirting hustle. 

Edited June 5, 2020 by eleanorofaquitaine

[Rhetorica]

I like that black haired girl, not Leah's sister. But she's probably too normal to be made a full time housewife. Or too sane...

[Chicklet]

Would those guys have talked to Ramona if there hadn't been a huge camera crew trailing behind her? She's not old enough to be their mother maybe but surely they don't date 60somethings.

Not that there's anything wrong with 60somethings...just most men tend to date younger. Except for Jacques of course.

Edited June 5, 2020 by Chicklet

[Steph J]

1 minute ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

I have to admire Ramona's flirting hustle. 

I'm not mad at it either. I admire her confidence.

[Hangin Out]

Romona and Sonja are Lucy & Ethel.  Always conspiring about something, like two nuts that they are.

[Keywestclubkid]

Why are these 60+ year old women acting like toddlers?

[Straycat80]

Dorinda slurring her words already. She’s been drinking all day, I sense another loud, screaming dinner conversation. 

[Mr. Miner]

I guess Dorinda misses having a guy around that she can treat like shit.

[Wicked]

LuAnn was a good friend to Dorinda, that was actually a very nice scene, human

 

[Chicklet]

Oh this has disaster written all over it and why are they screaming again? They act like they hate each other. And Dorinda is drunk as a skunk.

Why do I watch this nonsense?

[Straycat80]

Leah thinks she was a fun maniac? I just snorted so loud I scared my poor cat. 

[Ms Blue Jay]

Sonja is so rude to Leah's sister.

[Keywestclubkid]

What....the.....fuck.....is going on?

[Emmeline]

I have to love Elyse for saying “it’s like a geriatric version of girls gone wild”.

I don’t blame Leah for throwing the ravioli.

[Steph J]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Oh this has disaster written all over it and why are they screaming again? They act like they hate each other.

Well...

I look forward the shot of that guy with the sweater wrapped around his shoulders drinking his martini becoming an overused reaction gif.

[Keywestclubkid]

Because.....it just is ........

 

 

hahahahaha omg Ramona 

[Chicklet]

"You have to have a certain demeanor to hang out with us" ?? What does that word even mean to you Ramona. Surely not anything resembling manners or using indoor voices. Or not getting wildly drunk or shouting in restaurants.

I guess they stuck Ramona with the bill, serves her right.

Edited June 5, 2020 by Chicklet

[pieinmyeye]

I agree with Tinsley. It was extremely rude of everyone to run the bathroom knowing their table was ready. Even if they only sat for two seconds. Then to stand at the bar flirting. Good luck Sonja and Ramona. As if.

[Straycat80]

Oh, ravioli abuse! And Tinsley and Leah kissing and falling into a bush. This show has sunk so low. 

[gatopretoNYC]

Holy crap. These bitches are crazy! 😲😳

[LibertarianSlut]

Good job holding it together for your kid Leah.  Welcome to earth, where we hold our shit together and navigate our way through disappointments without getting in people’s personal spaces and destroying property.  

I didn’t think adding the sister was a good move.  If it was supposed to be about the core women bonding, they were able to ignore each other to focus on Leah’s sister, which is the polite thing to do, but it definitely upsets the group dynamic, which was exactly the prediction Ramona, Luann, and Sonja made.  I also just don’t have a good feeling about this sister.  She gives off a loony vibe. 

Tinsley made out with her sister.  But it was “as a joke!”  <footstomp> That was WTF territory, even for Leah.  

As gross as Dorinda’s behavior has been this season, I’m glad Luann is there for her, as Dorinda was one of the only people who supported Luann with Tom when all the wenches were trying to drag her down.  

WTF is wrong with Arkansas?  Having said that, why does Tinsley care if Ramona gets her flirt on?  She feels ignored?  Aren’t there six other women there?  I feel like Tinsley is quietly judgmental sometimes.  I picked up on it last week when she said that Newport was just like Palm Beach.  Like this is her domain and it’s not a place to “cougar out.”  Sorry Tinsley, not everyone gets drunk on a first date and leaps into the guy’s lap and makes out with him and winds up going to Florida with him for five days and then spends the next three seasons chasing him down like he’s prey.  

If Leah is allowed to act the way she acted last week—and they all seemed ok with that—then it’s perfectly ok for Ramona, Sonja and Luann to walk to the bar and flirt with men.  It’s not proper behavior and it is rude, but it’s vacation.  Not everyone is going to act to your standard.  

Good job getting that guy to pay attention to you and your sister, Leah!  Not everyone thinks Leah has a golden pussy, when is she going to get that through her head?  Pita Chip didn’t teach her that yet?

I think Leah set the tone of bad behavior, and the fact that it was excused opened the door for additional bad behavior to ensue.  

I changed my mind—I’m glad for Elyse’s appearance on the show, because she is telling the truth—they all were drunk.  Every single one of them.  I thought Luann was the only one who didn’t seem extremely inappropriately drunk until she set the Indian corn on fire in the restaurant “because the energy.”  I could tell Tinsley was in the cups because she got a really evil, black look in her eyes and screeched at a higher pitch than usual.  

Leah and her sister are trash.  Throwing the ravioli for no good reason and after the night she had was like my last straw with her.  I’m not sure she can come back from this Newport vacation in my eyes.  

I take it Leah’s trashy sister doesn’t have a man who is helping her raise her daughter.  I feel sorry for that kid.  

[gatopretoNYC]

4 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Well...

I look forward the shot of that guy with the sweater wrapped around his shoulders drinking his martini becoming an overused reaction gif.

That was fantastic.

[Hangin Out]

OMG .. What just happened at that restaurant?  All of them all over the place.  Dorinda crying over John.  I knew it.  He probably broke it off, and now she’s lonely.

[Keywestclubkid]

She got arrested she got thrown out of school... Sonja you were born poor you were a hostess get off that high horse 

[nexxie]

7 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I have to love Elyse for saying “it’s like a geriatric version of girls gone wild”.

I don’t blame Leah for throwing the ravioli.

I love Elyse for that too - perfect.

[Chicklet]

So Dorinda's ranting and drunk raving is proper demeanor for Ramona? Interesting how she frames things.

Then there is the throwing glasses in people's faces type of demeanor which seems appropriate demeanor to her. I can't take her sometimes.

Edited June 5, 2020 by Chicklet

[laprin]

Fire all of them except Leah and Tinsley. Ramona commenting on the way anyone acts as if she has an ounce of class is peak delusional.  I’ve been over skanky Sonja for two seasons now. Really, it’s time for a new cast. 

[Mr. Miner]

Sonja thinks Leah is a loose cannon? 😀

[janiema]

I like Luann’s outfit for her meeting with her cabaret profucer.

[JD5166]

12 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Well...

I look forward the shot of that guy with the sweater wrapped around his shoulders drinking his martini becoming an overused reaction gif.

I LOVE HIM! He’s all of us! Haha!!!!

[LibertarianSlut]

Dorinda is so weird.  She keeps sticking up for Leah for how “young” she is.  She’s 37.  She’s old enough to be a grandmother.  Dorinda was sort of like this with Jules, who was 34, but Dorinda and Jules had some history prior to this show.  But Tinsley joined the show at 40 and she’s free game?  Where does Dorinda draw her line?

I’ve never had a night where I’ve thrown ravioli in someone’s face.  And I’ve done a lot of wild shit when I was drunk.  Leah didn’t just throw the ravioli, she threw it in public and it splattered across two people.  I would be mortified if I did that.  

When Sonja and Luann and Ramona and Sonja are sitting around making sense about someone else’s behavior, that person has a problem.  Because those four cows are very seldom right about anything.  

“It’s a piss in the ocean.”  Wow, Leah’s sis is a classy one.  

[Steph J]

Oh Lu, if you're playing marry, fuck, kill and the options are Sonja, Bethenny, and Ramona the obvious answer is marry myself, fucking kill them all.

[nexxie]

This show makes it look like being delusional is catching - every week, one more is stricken with it.

[Lemons]

Ramona looks good in photos but in real life definitely is a woman in her 60’s.  

[goofygirl]

Ya know, I was going around  doing stuff here at the house while keeping one eye on this bunch of nutjobs, when... I spy with my little eye, Sonja (sexy J) say something like, "Leah needs to know how to behave around US".. . whoever; and I HOWLED!! OUT LOUD!! LAUGHED MY FOOL BUTT OFF!!!! SERIOUSLY!  Belly laugh x 100!!!

Jeebus, these WOMEN!  

And NOW.... a TEAPARTY!!! Hilarious!  Last tea party I went to was for a 4 year old girl!  It was  soooooooo cute. For. a. 4. year. old. girl.

HALLOOOOO???? NURSE!

Edited June 5, 2020 by goofygirl
HELL.

[RedDelicious]

How about Ramona trying to get to the upstairs bar (SkyBar, where Tinsley hangs) which is more exclusive and I’m not even sure it’s open in the off-season. And the server going up the steps after her! Unbelievable. If they had a dinner reservation, all of the ladies should have seated themselves at the table when they were supposed to so that everyone could order dinner at the same time. THEN if they wanted to get up and keep socializing until dinner arrived I would have been okay with that.

[LibertarianSlut]

In a game of Marry, Shag, Kill (I blame Satan Andy for the rising popularity of this utterly stupid game) Luann would “marry” Bethenny?  The one who terrorized her up and down the eastern seaboard from Massachusetts to Miami (to say nothing of the other 51 states)?  Why is she back to kissing Bethenny’s ass?  Because she’s off the show so out of sight, out of mind?  Luann’s a joke.  She shouldn’t mention Bethenny’s name on camera to deny her the satisfaction.  But I am glad we got almost halfway through the season without the cabaret.  I wasn’t expecting such a respite.  

Leah’s dad is quite the drinker too, huh?  An Old Fashioned and maybe a few glasses of wine later, all at lunch?  If her mom doesn’t want her to drink, her dad should probably not drink in front of her either.  

Leah’s mom totally has her number:  “Were you getting nasty?”  And “I just think you’re on a slippery slope with the alcohol.”  Ding, ding, ding, Leah’s mom!!  Can we trade you for her please?

[Lemons]

Ramona looked like Queen Elizabeth walking in to the tea party.  Dowdy and old. 

[Golden Girl]

Ramona is a horrible person. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I couldn’t sleep for days ...lol Ramona 

[heatherchandler]

12 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

I LOVE HIM! He’s all of us! Haha!!!!

Please someone post a gif of him here.  I really need it today.

[Chicklet]

Leah is forgiveable but Tinsley, nope, Dorinda is just stupid.

[TexasGal]

Lu’s hat/fascinator looked like some kind of yellow muppet thing to me at first.  Big Bird’s wing or something.