S08.E21: The Assanti Brothers LIVE CHAT

[Guest]

Why does Dr Now have a "show pencil" in his hand? He's not taking a single note.

[Chicklet]

LOL it's all in my mind, not hardly lardo it's all over your body.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I was surprised he is wearing pants.  I was expecting him to flash the doctor (or try - he'd need a crane to lift that mess off of his junk). 

[libgirl2]

I hope Justin is doing better.

[Snarkastikate]

1 minute ago, Colleenna said:

You're not  talking about  Whitney  Weighstoomuch Bore of My Big Fat Fatuous Lie,  are you? 'Cause Stevie's  wifey is  waaaaay thinner than Beluga. 

LOL!!! No I mean the girl Buddy met in someone like Iowa online and he was going to move there with her and her daughter.  Obviously it didn't work out.   Season before last.  She was only on camera maybe once, when Twit met her.

[sainte-chapelle]

S "my legs are better" Dr. "They look worse" s "yea its worse"

[Concerned]

How many pizzas do you eat a day? Great question. Like how many bottles of vodka do you drink every day.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

Good lord. Find another camera angle, Piggie! I'm not an ENT. 

He just loves to flaunt that piggy snout of his.

[libgirl2]

He is too far gone, even for her.

[umgoblue]

Steven: So I can eat 10 pizzas a day and for a snack I might have a bowl of cereal.

What the actual fuck...

[sainte-chapelle]

I had half a thin crust personal size pizza. Portion control people!

[Twopper]

Well, well, well.  We should have known Steven would revert to his eating habit of pizza.  So much for his wife cooking only from healthy ingredients or whatev he said earlier unless she is making home made ones for him.   

[Kid]

Can you imagine that maniac screaming with a kid in the house???  What was she thinking???

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He's not on pain meds anymore because he's on heroin.  

[umgoblue]

He's only calling Dr. Now because she is about to leave his ass....

[MrsClaus]

Anyone know if he's still with his wife?  Has she been stuck at home with him for the last couple of months?

[CrazyInAlabama]

Steven is so high.    The wife is so stupid, and I hope her try for fame was worth it.  I'm sorry for her daughter.  I hope Steven doesn't get a divorce, because he'll be back in R.I. with Daddy in no time.   

[libgirl2]

He had a chance, but he wont change. He threw it away. 

[DC Gal in VA]

Okay, all of you know I can't stand Steven and believe that he is a sociopathic shit stain on humanity, but damn even I feel bad for him with those legs and especially that right hoof. Unfortunately, I don't think there's anything surgically that can restore either leg to any semblance of normalcy.

Edited May 28, 2020 by DC Gal in VA
Typo.

[Concerned]

Dr Now telling Steven how to preserve is marriage and avoid divorce is ironic.

[ams1001]

Does Steven not even know how old he is?

[babyhouseman]

Maybe he blackmailed her into marrying him. I'm trying to think of a reason he would be someone's husband.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He's not on pain meds anymore because he's on heroin.  

He's nodding out during the call. 

[mmecorday]

So why doesn't blowup doll/wife want to be on TV? Too many felonies?

[libgirl2]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Steven is so high.    The wife is so stupid, and I hope her try for fame was worth it.  I'm sorry for her daughter.  I hope Steven doesn't get a divorce, because he'll be back in R.I. with Daddy in no time.   

I bet they divorced and that is why she was blurred out. At least he knows he manipulates and is the problem.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He has a Mama June tooth. 

[ams1001]

Are you saying you want to come back to our care?

No!

Then why did you call? For a phone therapy session with a surgeon?

[Guest]

OH GOD. 

So, he's saying he's gonna "come back to Houston" which means he's gonna be back next season. 

This infinite Skype call is BRUTAL. 

[Pepper Mostly]

They fight a lot. She has a child in the house. Jesus Christ. 

[mmecorday]

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He's nodding out during the call. 

So am I!

[OoogleEyes]

Things will never change,  because Steven will never change 

[Gbb]

He’s fucking calling DAD to order his pizzas?!?!

[libgirl2]

And dad is still ordering the pizzas! 

[aliya]

Wha - Did Steven say his father is getting take out for him? From Rhode Island? This poor excuse for a human has a wife who is cooking  for him and he calls his father to order take out? Goodgoogamooga

[Chicklet]

This right here is riveting TV, riveting I say.

[ams1001]

His idiot dad still orders him pizza from across the country?

But he's all mature and independent and whatnot.

[Armchair Critic]

Uh oh we aren’t going to see a Justin update?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

So why doesn't blowup doll/wife want to be on TV? Too many felonies?

She learned massage therapy in prison. 

[Guest]

I think Dr Now is falling asleep during this call, too.

[7EasyPayments]

I've been craving pizza for the last four weeks. LOLOL

And I've been too lazy, or fortunate 😉, to actually order one !!!!!!!! 🤣

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

Why does Dr Now have a "show pencil" in his hand? He's not taking a single note.

Probably just a nervous habit.  I do the same thing.   He will have this recorded so no need to take notes.

Til next time, if there is a next time.  This is the first time I have signed off on the live chat for this show when I thought it was probably the last time.   I love all my pounder pals, and I hope to see everyone in one of the other forums.

Please remember to stay 6 feet away from me in all forums, and please wear your mask and gloves when typing.

[libgirl2]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Uh oh we aren’t going to see a Justin update?

Maybe he didn't want to be on anymore.

[umgoblue]

With a few minutes left of the season, I want to thank you Pounders for giving me such joy this season, especially during our collective house arrest. I have looked for to Wednesdays evenings because this truly provides some normality to this COVID living life.

I will miss these live chats dearly and look forward to next season!

[babyhouseman]

What do you take for an Assanti hangover?

[Pepper Mostly]

The Sad Music of Failure.

[OhSarah69]

Steven is disgusting. I mean his character even more than his physical junk. High and manipilative. How the hell does someone like that get a spouse and a place to live??

[Kid]

Justin was smart.  He cut the brother totally out of his life.  Unfortunately, it’s what you have to deal with somebody like him. He’s toxic.

[CrazyInAlabama]

My guess, Dr. Now's notes say "Totally stoned" and "Fatter than ever", and "Block Steven's number".  

Thanks everyone!   I couldn't have made it through this without your snark.  

Edited May 28, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[mmecorday]

Gonna miss you all like crazy! Whenever the season ends, it's like the last day of school. Luckily a lot of you follow the "90-Day" shows so I'll see you in those forums. ❤️

[Chicklet]

Night everyone! Stay healthy.