90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[TazDevil]

Ok, let's do this snark thing now!!!

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

With all due respect, how is this supposed to draw in viewers? 

Did you get your Mom an appointment?   I'm getting nowhere.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

I’m so angry at Brandon in the preview throwing Julia under the bus again. 

Right? I hate him even more now. What a complete, gaping, oozing asshole. And his parents? Should be mortified. Just awful, garbage people all around. I notice Brandon saying "SHE makes me fell this way" and his parents do it too. "JULIA is making you do this". She needs to go. She will never, ever be considered a person in that twisted, messed up family.

[Twopper]

On 1/25/2021 at 2:49 PM, FrancescaFiore said:

I'm sure this has been brought up a million times before but I am starting to get really irritated with this show constantly casting people who are in no way shape or form engaged

I am beginning to wonder if they are having trouble getting people for this show.  I know there are always people who want to be on the z-list of celebs, but...   I give the bee keeper props for getting on it and getting off without popping up on spin-offs.  I will take that back if she has been on some spin-off that i have missed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Finally. The main event.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Zombness said:

Hello Everyone!!  Finally I got my first dose of the vaccine yesterday and they only reaction I have is that I am snarkier than ever!!  Oh no....why to we have Joanna and Chip????   Trying to shove Discovery + down our throats?

You dashed my dreams of Wanda like superpowers...oh well...I guess COVID immunity is superpower enough

[Hotel Snarker]

Finally, the show is on.

[kacesq]

We’re supposed to get 18-24 inches tomorrow. Ugh. However my annoying neighbors who put the snow back in the street went away so that’s a plus. 

[Straycat80]

Oh, ok it’s on now. I feel the need to take a shower whenever threesome couple is on. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Did you get your Mom an appointment?   I'm getting nowhere.

Nope, no luck. 😪

[Emmeline]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

Hello! i hope you all are safe from the stormageddon, that nobody has covid and that some of you are vaccinated. 

Well, I am in stormageddon, no vaccines to be found even for people that are eligible and my neighbor came to talk to me while I was clearing the driveway and was maskless up in my face.  I didn’t have my mask on because I was using the snowblower in my driveway.  I’m ready for a fun evening with my 90 day peeps! ❤️

[Arynm]

I am here and ready to party. I have eaten my butter and feel smart as a whip. Wine is poured and I can't wait for brandon and his cray family

[Hotel Snarker]

"Did you know that this is the same Starbucks I went to with my ex from Morocco?"

[greekmom]

Just now, kacesq said:

We’re supposed to get 18-24 inches tomorrow. Ugh. However my annoying neighbors who put the snow back in the street went away so that’s a plus. 

Where are you again?

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? I hate him even more now. What a complete, gaping, oozing asshole. And his parents? Should be mortified. Just awful, garbage people all around. I notice Brandon saying "SHE makes me fell this way" and his parents do it too. "JULIA is making you do this". She needs to go. She will never, ever be considered a person in that twisted, messed up family.

Also - from the just-aired preview: "She doesn't realize how lucky we are to live here for free."  There's no price on dignity.  But, then, if any of these people knew that, they wouldn't be on this show.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Finally. The main event.

Phewwwww!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cockadoodledooooo. Hobby farm in the lead off position.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, and hello dear snarkers! I hope you all have sufficient bread and milk laid in for the upcoming snowstorm. Could you please show me your phone before you go and slop the hogs? Kthxbai.

[LennieBriscoe]

IDC about Tarik and the rest of the wannabe menage. Feh!

Meanwhile, Brandon tries but fails to reverse his neutering.

Edited February 1, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[Zombness]

Do we have to start with Brandon's obnoxious parents??

[Andi27]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

We’re supposed to get 18-24 inches tomorrow. Ugh. However my annoying neighbors who put the snow back in the street went away so that’s a plus. 

We were supposed to get 4-8 today and got 2. Typical DC snow.

[Gobi]

Brandon couldn't cut that umbilical cord with a chainsaw.

[Floatingbison]

God I hate Brandon and especially his parents.  They are clueless.

[sainte-chapelle]

Momma “what are you getting...the wings?” God just let the man order

[Hotel Snarker]

Here we go, starting with Brandon's asshole parents yelling in a public restaurant.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Betty, sex > living with mommy and daddy. Always.

[kacesq]

Mom wants to know why? Oh Lord lol. And no, Brandon the only problem animals here are your sire and mare.

[Grifter Lives]

Nobody asks, "Where's Julia?"  Or, nobody cares that she's alone on the farm - or worse, alone with that caretaker neighbor.

[Andi27]

The animals are not the problem, Brandon! You and your parents are the problem!

[Frozendiva]

The parents should be happy to have their home back! Let Brandon move out.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Where are you again?

Northern NJ

[Floatingbison]

No shit Brandonmom, she told him that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Betty, you’re not even trying to squeeze out a tear. You need a new acting coach.

[Eldemarge]

He has to blame Julia.  He can't just say "Well I'm 27 and about to be married so my future wife and I are going to get our own place," apparently.

[Zombness]

Brandon's mom....what a hypocrite.  Lady you only one a free farm hand....................!!

[greekmom]

Dry tears. Try again Betty. Get some pointers from Mama Summit.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, and hello dear snarkers! I hope you all have sufficient bread and milk laid in for the upcoming snowstorm. Could you please show me your phone before you go and slop the hogs? Kthxbai.

As a Canadian, I have bread and buns in the freezer. I would rather buy TP. Why is there such a demand for bread and milk? Curious.

[Hotel Snarker]

How are these people so shocked that this city girl isn’t thrilled with taking care of their dirty ass farm?!

[Angry Moldovan]

He is such a snake. Throwing her under the bus again. Fuck off howdy doody you puppet faced toddler

[Auntie Anxiety]

Betty, this is not healthy. Brandon needs his own life.

[kacesq]

My friends I am a single mom of a boy, please smack me if I ever act like this.

[Doublemint]

OK crocodile tears Betty Jean - let him live his life!

[mmecorday]

Sorry I'm late! I took a nap so I'd be more alert for the snark. I don't know why I'm sleepy. I slept until almost noon!

[Pepper Mostly]

OH GOD, Betty. "All I tried to do was love you!" Emotional blackmail right here. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Brandon is an asshole, he completely threw her under the bus. It’s not the fucking animals. It’s the free labour. Here is momma crying and playing victim when she treated Julia like slave labour who wasn’t allowed tea the moment she arrived....bitch

[Floatingbison]

Can't keep them down on the farm when you're competing with the lure of vajayjay.

[TazDevil]

God I can't stand these people!

[katy]

This sounds very scripted.

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG Betty. Fuck off. Kids get married. You don't lose them. Don't you ever want grandbabies?

This bitch is the worst, gaslighting manipulator. Hate this entire family.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He is such a snake. Throwing her under the bus again. Fuck off howdy doody you puppet faced toddler

Seriously, I would not fuck that and I don't see how Julia can stand it.