90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

What is Mother Brandon drinking? Grape Hi C? 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

This man is almost 30.  Why are his parents there and in an adjoining room no less?

They are helicopter parents.  

[Trackdawg]

42 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Is Hazel really bisexual or is it for a storyline to keep the TLC gravy train rolling?

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I think I hate Brandon’s mom more than Debbie. 

Yes - Debbie is passively sneaky - this lady is up front and in your face.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What is Mother Brandon drinking? Grape Hi C? 

From the metal can you have to put holes in with a can opener. HA!

[Gobi]

Brandon's Mom: "So, Julia, do you spit or swallow?"

[brillia79]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Wow, these parents are really tagging along with the love birds!

They’re trying to keep their dumbass son from getting this girl pregnant.

They could’ve just not raised a dumbass.

[charmed1]

Ok now I’m sad seeing all the footage of downtown DC. I live in DC and haven’t even been downtown in 10 months. 

[Arynm]

Brandon has no backbone. He is ridiculous. He does whatever his mom says. Maybe he is afraid he will be out of the will

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

They are helicopter parents.  

They are cock blocker parents

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, that smirk on Momma Brandon's face says it all. 

[Floatingbison]

Maybe Howdy Doody and Julia can crash at Uncle Beau's place....I'm sure there's no rules there!

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

These huge dinner reservations were in the hotel? Lmao. And it looks so crowded!

Producers.  Production crew was all setup in the dining room.  

[sainte-chapelle]

I rarely eat the day of a long red eye flight. I am so jet lagged and nauseous and tired that I barely touch my food. 

[greekmom]

I love how the dad just turned on him!!! hahahaha

[Straycat80]

Oh FFS Brandon, grow a pair and go get an apartment or hotel room! Or get married now, do not pass GO...

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Yes - Debbie is passively sneaky

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I am guessing Brandon's parents know he is irresponsible and don't want to end up raising his spawn if he impregnates her

But he's going to marry her. He'll probably impregnate her eventually!

[kacesq]

Julia’s smart, lol. Get married now.

back off Mom. Sheesh. How intrusive is this wench?

[Zombness]

Brandon doesn't work?  Because he could rent an apartment like shark tooth Jovi did?

[sainte-chapelle]

OMG mom it is none of your business!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Brandon's Mom: "So, Julia, do you spit or swallow?"

At least they won't have to worry about becoming grandparents that way 😂

[Angry Moldovan]

So inappropriate. Do they have any shame?

[Floatingbison]

Julia has a hard face.  She is not going to age well.

[kacesq]

Hey mom go buy your son some rubbers and call it a day.

[VioletNevermind]

I hate Brandon.  I LOATHE Mother Brandon. 

[Frozendiva]

Brandon, start looking for your own home. And set some boundaries with your parents.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

But he's going to marry her. He'll probably impregnate her eventually!

I bet Brandon’s parents are they ones sponsoring the gogo dancer.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon shouldn’t be living at his parents’ house. All these problems flow downstream from there.

[mmecorday]

Their first meeting with this girl and Brandon's parents are discussing birth control with her. Isn't that usually a conversation reserved for the third of fourth date?

[CrazyInAlabama]

I think Brandon's deep in debt (over $10k), so he can't get his own place, and I'm guessing can't sponsor his love muffin.   It's OK though, isn't she the pole dancer?   That should make a lot of money. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, kacesq said:

Hey mom go buy your son some rubbers and call it a day.

Those are no fun.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear god does this woman ever shut the fuck up?

[kacesq]

GameStop employee! This is a novel 3rd party! Why didn’t we think of that lol?

[greekmom]

Damn. Poor Julia

[Straycat80]

Brandon needs to go on that Mama’s boy show. 

[Angry Moldovan]

I would have politely excused myself from the table, got on my laptop and booked a ticket home. Mother in law from hell wrapped up in saccharine 

[Zombness]

I doubt that Brandon will marry this girls seeing the mother in law, she is going to go back.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon needs a permission slip from his mother to buy condoms.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Hey mom go buy your son some rubbers and call it a day.

 Rubbers are for slut people.

[sainte-chapelle]

To an extent I can relate. As soon as I got married my MIL kept asking me when I was going to change my name. On another occasion she pulled me into a room and put the family christening gown in my hands and asked when I would be using it. I told hubby to tell her to knock it off. Spoilers, I never changed my name and we decided not to have kids. I also can’t drink medicine due to health issues. His mom can kindly fuck off.

Edited December 14, 2020 by sainte-chapelle

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dear god does this woman ever shut the fuck up?

That would be a hard no

[Floatingbison]

For some reason, MotherBrandon doesn't bug me all that much.  I'd want to stick around to see how this plays out.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Hey mom go buy your son some rubbers and call it a day.

Once my son turned 16 I had a box of condoms on hand and made sure he knew where they were. And I never had a care in the world if he had a girlfriend over. 

[Armchair Critic]

Julia's been around the block but it was a dumb move to talk about not getting pregnant from past boyfriends in front of Mama.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

I doubt that Brandon will marry this girls seeing the mother in law, she is going to go back.

This wasn’t their first meeting. I wonder if Betty (perfect name for her, right?) was as insufferable when the families convened in France.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I think Brandon's deep in debt (over $10k), so he can't get his own place, and I'm guessing can't sponsor his love muffin.   It's OK though, isn't she the pole dancer?   That should make a lot of money. 

From my experience, strip clubs in DC are extremely lame and not a place a dancer can make enough money to support a part-time exterminator.  

[magemaud]

16 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

 

They still haven't show the Cougar from my town yet last week or this week. I need to find out where she lives.

 

She shouldn’t be too hard to spot unless many blondes in your town drive Maseratis. 

[Doublemint]

The Mom hopes Julia goes back - that's her real goal.

[tvrox]

55 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Who is going to stroke Natalia’s hair when she gets upset now that she’s leaving mommy?

Uncle Beau will volunteer!