90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[DNR]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think Brandon and his mother are computer generated images, because he and she look exactly alike. It’s like The Parent Trap!

Yes! 100% this^^

if you used a face swap app on those two , there’d be no change on the face . It’s eerie. And I’m starting to hate the mother and the son is a 27 year old wimp.  

These guys spend every dime making these broads think they’ll have the life of luxury in America and of course it’s disaster 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Once my son turned 16 I had a box of condoms on hand and made sure he knew where they were. And I never had a care in the world if he had a girlfriend over. 

This is terrible (my Mom would drop dead if she heard this) but I told my teenage daughter if a boy wanted sex to give him a hand job because you don't get pregnant that way. LMAO and OH DEAR.

[Floatingbison]

Did Rebecca get her previous marriage situation straightened out?  Somehow I missed what happened with that.

[VioletNevermind]

Aww, Rebecca takes such good care of her big boy, Zied.  Every boy loves a gaming system! 💜

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Brandon doesn't work?  Because he could rent an apartment like shark tooth Jovi did?

He's going to inherit the family farm in East Bumfuck, VA

[For Cereals]

If Rebecca is concerned about Zied working or even helping around the house while they wait for his work permit, why buy him a gaming console?

[charmed1]

Just now, kacesq said:

GameStop employee! This is a novel 3rd party! Why didn’t we think of that lol?

Damn it. I think that’s the same woman who played the part of goat attendant at the Asuelu petting zoo. I think you’re a shoe-in for the part of ex-girlfriend who grills foreign fiancée about her personal business.

[Trackdawg]

1 hour ago, mmecorday said:

"My uncle Beau. He is actually my cousin." 

 

59 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So uncle Bo is cousin Bo? 

 

59 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Wait!!! Uncle Beau is also his cousin??

 

59 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Pussy is thicker than blood, apparently.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Game store clerk: WTF?

 

[Gobi]

Here's an idea, Becky - Ask Zied what games he likes to play.

[kacesq]

Game store employee is cute. Well chosen Sharp! 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

This is terrible (my Mom would drop dead if she heard this) but I told my teenage daughter if a boy wanted sex to give him a hand job because you don't get pregnant that way. LMAO and OH DEAR.

Good advice!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

This is terrible (my Mom would drop dead if she heard this) but I told my teenage daughter if a boy wanted sex to give him a hand job because you don't get pregnant that way. LMAO and OH DEAR.

What?  She could have at least done the bj!

[hula-la]

Video game girl has beautiful skin. 

[Zombness]

Rebecca why can't Zied clean, cook and do the laundry while he cannot work??

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

If Rebecca is concerned about Zied working or even helping around the house while they wait for his work permit, why buy him a gaming console?

Flashbacks of Pedro

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

This is terrible (my Mom would drop dead if she heard this) but I told my teenage daughter if a boy wanted sex to give him a hand job because you don't get pregnant that way. LMAO and OH DEAR.

I can confirm that a handy will keep a horny teenager at bay.  

[TazDevil]

How many things has Rebecca put Zied's pictures on??

[kacesq]

She put his face on her credit card! Lmao. Again. Deceased. If it doesn’t work out, changing all that stuff is going to be fun.

[mmecorday]

Zied's image is on her freakin' debit card???

[JennyMominFL]

I need to get a visa with Mr JennyMom on it.

[greekmom]

Oh please. My boyfriend is the same age as me (we are in our 40s) and if I got him a new gaming console he will be over the moon.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Game store clerk: WTF?

 

At least it’s a new angle

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys...on her card...his picture...I am dead ee

[Auntie Anxiety]

My ex’s wife is 25 years younger than he is. She’s a year older than our son. So embarrassing to my kids when they were teenagers.

[Pepper Mostly]

12 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yeah, she’s worse than drunk Debs. However she may have her own teeth

She and Deb could have a support group. Mama Chantel could join too. 

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, greekmom said:

Oh please. My boyfriend is the same age as me (we are in our 40s) and if I got him a new gaming console he will be over the moon.

My 54 year old husband would love one

[Straycat80]

You know the minute Rebecca walks out of that store the two sales people are going to start laughing their asses off. 

[WahooLAH99]

Seriously, his face is on her credit card! She is worse than a 13 year old! Grow up woman!

[Floatingbison]

Is anyone else seeing this?

[kacesq]

Is that a Zied blanket? Girl keeps cafepress in business!

[Doublemint]

Wait - Rebecca can't afford an apartment, so she buys a game?  Duh?

[JennyMominFL]

OMg, bedding too!

[Andi27]

The blanket/throw was the last straw. I can't stop laughing.

[greekmom]

Just now, WahooLAH99 said:

Seriously, his face is on her credit card! She is worse than a 13 year old! Grow up woman!

And the blanket!!! She is bonkers.

[mmecorday]

Oh, that blanket. Good grief! Does she also have an altar dedicated to Zied somewhere in the house?

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

She put his face on her credit card!

LMAO! She truly does have a teenage mentality.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

She put his face on her credit card! Lmao. Again. Deceased. If it doesn’t work out, changing all that stuff is going to be fun.

And seriously, like the hipsters at the Game Stop would give a shit. 

I bet those two fell to the floor, clutching their sides as soon as she left. 

[Zombness]

OMG...look at that bedspread....that's a little bit tooooo much!!

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Rebecca why can't Zied clean, cook and do the laundry while he cannot work??

I’m not working right now, there is only so much cleaning I can do so I kinda get it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Rebecca’s breasts had a fitting at Molly’s store. No sag at all!

Edited December 14, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

Hope she gets rid of the Zied Collection before he lands.

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Zied's image is on her freakin' debit card???

I'm thinking that's the most appropriate  place!

[Floatingbison]

 

1 minute ago, Andi27 said:

The blanket/throw was the last straw. I can't stop laughing.

I've got tears streaming down my face.

[JennyMominFL]

I just told my husband i was going to get bedding with a picture if us on it, He said we could put it in the ceiling

[VioletNevermind]

That voicemail sounds like something you would leave for your 14-year-old child.  “Check in with mommy later!  Love you, shnoogies!”

[Pepper Mostly]

That picture of Zied on her bedside table! I am DYING here! Its his best "just been hit on the head with a frying pan" expression. 

[Straycat80]

I tend to lose my appetite after I see some of these Pimple Popper commercials. 

[Bees52]

I'm starting to feel scared for Zied. Rebecca seems obsessed, with his pictures on everything. That can't be good.  

Edited December 14, 2020 by Bees52
I can spell really, I can.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Oh, that blanket. Good grief! Does she also have an altar dedicated to Zied somewhere in the house?

You just gave her an idea!