90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[greekmom]

Just have to say Va Va Vooommmmm Zied!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

I refuse to believe that Big Mike couldn't find a nice corn fed farm girl who would be delighted to share life on the ranch right here in the USA. 

[hookedontv]

Rebecca’s already biting her lip and making stupid faces. 

[Straycat80]

I don’t know some of these people, I didn’t watch some of their seasons, but I’m here to snark anyway. 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Congratulations! So happy for you!

Add mine to that.

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I refuse to believe that Big Mike couldn't find a nice corn fed farm girl who would be delighted to share life on the ranch right here in the USA. 

Not only Big Mike but the other guy as well.

[Armchair Critic]

(Not Jon Bon)Jovi already bugs me.

[JennyMominFL]

Wow, is the new cougar. about the same age as Angela?

[Pepper Mostly]

So far I've been resistant to Zied's charms, but holy moly, in those glasses he looks HAWT.

[Frozendiva]

Brandon might be useful to kill spiders.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

I don’t know some of these people, I didn’t watch some of their seasons, but I’m here to snark anyway. 

They are newbs, and I’m here for it

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon thinks with his dick. I guarantee it. I’ve become a 90 Day Profiler.

[Bees52]

Hi all! Happy New Season...

 

of snark!

[Doublemint]

Ready for a snarkfest!

[greekmom]

What car does Brandon drive ??? Usually pest control guys drive a van. Yeah I am starting out the door.

[magemaud]

Here for the Jovi hate, anyone else? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow Hazel has been on the American diet. Ok Anna no one invented the 90 day rule. It is up to you to get to know someone first.

[kacesq]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

(Not Jon Bon)Jovi already bugs me.

Ditto. I wonder if his mom named him after the band.

[Leilani]

The season hasn't even started and just the clips of Natalie is already annoying me and someone tell her to take the wad of cotton out of her mouth.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

Wow, is the new cougar. about the same age as Angela?

She looks better than Grangela.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Wow, is the new cougar. about the same age as Angela?

She looks better than Baby Girl Lisa or Grangela. Looks like she lives in a nice neighborhood too.

[kacesq]

Brandon’s mom is here for her 15 minutes, clearly.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon is the perfect cross between his parents. Or do they just look like each other?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Not only Big Mike but the other guy as well.

Right? He's cute, too. And seems competent in his daily life. What's his fatal flaw?

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Here for the Jovi hate, anyone else? 

ALL IN on the Jovi hate!!

[Pepper Mostly]

GOATS!

[Frozendiva]

The sheep can be faithful companions.

Some girls don't want farmboys or mama's boys.

[Arynm]

I am here for the newbies! I can not wait

[Angry Moldovan]

Gawd, freaky parents. Recycling storyline’s already

[Emmeline]

Zoe’s looks much better with the shorter, cleaner looking, hair.

[kacesq]

Snarkers....how do we feel about parents signing us their spawn for a dating site? I’m...squeamish.

[Pepper Mostly]

I like Brandon's parents. They're fun.

[JennyMominFL]

4 minutes ago, greekmom said:

She looks better than Grangela.

The sheep in this kid’s pen look better than Grangela

Edited December 7, 2020 by JennyMominFL

[Doublemint]

Wonderful news Jennysmom!

[Arynm]

Betty needs to back away from her son's love life

[Andi27]

Did his parents really think that picture with the goat would attract women?

[kacesq]

Oh Brandon...you didn’t fall in love. That’s not love lol.

[peaceknit]

Finally made it, phew!  Wouldn't miss it for the world!

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So far I've been resistant to Zied's charms, but holy moly, in those glasses he looks HAWT.

Right? He looks great with the hair and glasses

[hookedontv]

Go go dancer. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 

[greekmom]

Yeah Brandon, Julia will do well on the farm.

Idiot.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, you haven't actually met her, Brandon.

Oops, I take it back. Looks like these two have an actual relationship, of sorts. 

Edited December 7, 2020 by Pepper Mostly

[Straycat80]

Brandon  spraying chemicals and not wearing a mask. Not the sharpest tool in the shed. 

Edited December 7, 2020 by Straycat80

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon wants a lap dance followed by a pole dance, if you get my drift.

[Angry Moldovan]

Love the Russian skank, let the fur fly with momma 

Edited December 7, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[Gobi]

What do you get when you cross a Russian with a Pole?

A go-go dancer! But I kid.

[Grifter Lives]

Julia has about 3 dance moves and 3 photo poses.  Maybe she'll be this season's aspiring model, even though she's short.

[sainte-chapelle]

“You look like my future wife” guy is definitely thinking with his little head

[greekmom]

Damn. Dude can't afford a house but he can afford trips to Paris, France AND Iceland.

Priorities - ok.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh Brandon...you didn’t fall in love. That’s not love lol.

More like an intro to another, more exciting world. Lust and rebellion.