90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[brillia79]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Deaven's hair looks greasy.

How can you tell? Most of it is not her own.

[greekmom]

I have to say at least she didnt get a strapless and her boobs are spilling out.

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh god, now we get to watch doleful downer Deavan complain about this totally superfluous wedding that she simply had to have. Jesus I hate her. 

And Elicia looks like a buoy.  (Little MN reference for you all)

[TMI]

1. Where is deavan's sister? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Deavan, how long does this take to sink in? You're ALREADY MARRIED AND YOU HAVE A KID. How much realer does it have to get?? I swear to god a tree stump is smarter than her. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

What is weird is with her hair and makeup I figured she was one of those free spirited happy go lucky types. I was wrong.

Like Avery the stoner in Seattle

[For Cereals]

Elicia actually looks civilized

[sainte-chapelle]

Deavan you are already married!!!!

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

I guess the anti fornication pages of the Bible are stuck together.

Ewwwwwwwwww

[Bees52]

Watching this pressure cooker wedding of Deavan and Jihoon. Hope no one blows their top,

 

Ok, yes, I do!

[goofygirl]

Why is Dummy Mom wearing the traditional Korean garb while Dumbass is wearing a western style gown?  And here comes Draculette down the aisle....  Good Lord.  I'm about to hurl.  Deavon's STILL not a happy camper!

[Eldemarge]

IT'S MY SPECIAL DAAAAAAY

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Elicia actually looks civilized

The best I have ever seen her look

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I have to say at least she didnt get a strapless and her boobs are spilling out.

It seems like the heavier women with big arms and chests always go for the strapless which usually makes them look like a can of biscuits ready to pop.

Edited November 30, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[Floatingbison]

Jihoon's vows:   I love you two hundred percent.

[Pepper Mostly]

Who are all these people smiling and applauding? Do they come with the venue?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Are you roaring with laughter? So funny.

[sainte-chapelle]

Alicia actually behaved like a normal human being

[greekmom]

Poor schmuck Jihoon. He really loved her.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

It seems like the heavier woman with big arms and chests always go for the strapless which usually makes them look like a can of biscuits ready to pope.

Grangie and Darcey come to mind

[Frozendiva]

You love Jihoon for the day, Deaven.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Who are all these people smiling and applauding? Do they come with the venue?

Sent down from the Korean version of Central Casting. They are extras.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

What is weird is with her hair and makeup I figured she was one of those free spirited happy go lucky types. I was wrong.

She just substituted that for an actual personality. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this bizarre or what?

[Gobi]

Glad to see Druzilla throwing flowers instead of puppies.

[Mrs. Hanson]

Officiant, they are already married....

[Angry Moldovan]

Wow, she really pushed him off didn’t she? No kiss for you!

[Persnickety1]

Waiting to see if the feral one takes a bite out of Jihoon's jugular or smacks him in the head....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yes, Deaven, it’s such a fairytale story. Except it doesn’t last very long.

[OoogleEyes]

If this was her dream wedding, I feel very sorry for her 

[TMI]

crazy story is right ...devilann ....fairy tale, lies and deceit is more like it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jihoon's mother is so funny. "I thought they'd have fun but they were so stiff. Must be an American thing". 

[brillia79]

This wedding sux. Why did they waste the money for this drive thru wedding with strangers in the “audience?”

[charmed1]

Mother Jihoon, these trashy people may be American, but they don’t represent us all.

[Persnickety1]

Thank the goddesses, back to Sad Sack Jenny and Scammin' Sumbitch after this commercial break 😄 

[Zombness]

And we continue with the Sumit and Jennie saga.......

[magemaud]

JIhoon is so shiny he looks like a ventriloquist’s Dummy 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Wow, she really pushed him off didn’t she? No kiss for you!

She hates him. 

[Floatingbison]

Drive by wedding, pretty sad, really.

[FrancescaFiore]

It's a whirlwind, Deavan you dolt, not a windstorm

[Eldemarge]

Up next, we see how Sumit tries to further string Jenny along with zero commitment!  Grab some leftover pie, luvs!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, brillia79 said:

This wedding sux. Why did they waste the money for this drive thru wedding with strangers in the “audience?”

It was bizarre, the dancing on the runway was surreal. I’m ashamed to say I think Jihoon scrubbed up alright

[Trackdawg]

On 11/29/2020 at 5:10 PM, Floatingbison said:

I want to see more of Adam.

@Angry Moldovan ain't the only one who had to sign an NDA to be on the show!

@Floatingbison, you know walked right into that, don'tcha?

Edited December 5, 2020 by Trackdawg
Schmeason

[Arynm]

Let's be done with Jihoon and Deavan shall we? Like, forever?

[Persnickety1]

Just now, FrancescaFiore said:

It's a whirlwind, Deavan you dolt, not a windstorm

Well, actually, it's a shitstorm...

[Bees52]

Oh man! 🤢 They DID NOT blur that doctor pimple popper ad enough!

[JennyMominFL]

It feels like this has been on for 3 hours and its not even 9

[Frozendiva]

No pie for me. Bbq turned on. Almost dinner time.

[FrancescaFiore]

Just now, Persnickety1 said:

1 minute ago, FrancescaFiore said:

It's a whirlwind, Deavan you dolt, not a windstorm

Well, actually, it's a shitstorm

*spit take*

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Persnickety1 said:

Thank the goddesses, back to Sad Sack Jenny and Scammin' Sumbitch after this commercial break 😄 

Finally. My cat said he would kill himself right here on the coffee table if he had to watch any of these other losers.