90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[SunnyBeBe]

Can’t wait til she’s dressed for the ceremony and the church elders inform her the gown is totally unacceptable, even with the fur.....lol. Major meltdown.

[Mercolleen]

14 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well to be fair, Pole, you are a dolt. 

Ha! His mom just called him an idiot.

[KelseyNikki614]

1 minute ago, cyberfruit said:

HAHAHAHA the freudian slip of the century! i changed it!

I wasn't sure if you meant to say 86 or if you just find sister Libby very secually attractive 😂

[Floatingbison]

I'll bet the Coven are angling behind the scenes for their own spin off show.

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

We need to have a poster made of all of the best lines. 

Don't overlook the hand-embroidered phrases on the sweatshirts and handbags** in the "90DF" store! We're holding a "Christmas in July" sale! 

** Most popular handbag is the "I Did.....The BJ" model. Production limited.

[Zombness]

7 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Libby can cover her arms and shoulders for a few hours. American or not. Poor sister is upset that she can't go. There is Facetime or Skype, etc.

Zoom!!

[Floatingbison]

Pouty Pole is stomping off in his knockoff Timberland boots.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pole is so fucking impulsive and has absolutely no coping skills whatsoever. Karine should have stayed home.

[Gigglepuff]

Mom Pole should let Pole stay at the motel and let Karine and P-airy stay with her. 

[Mercolleen]

16 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I thought it looked like one of those Memorial Day paper poppies you get when you donate to the Veterans. 

Ah ... philanthropy!  🤑

[kacesq]

I’m so disappointed in this season, all these couples are unlikeable and I just want everyone to get divorced.

[KelseyNikki614]

I really enjoy the focus on luggage in every Pole scene. Maybe Pole should get a job as a bellman? He loooves stacking luggage

[LilaFowler]

Pole should have returned to the US alone, got established and then Karine and Pierre could have come over. This is all very ill-conceived.

[Frozendiva]

4 minutes ago, tvrox said:

That's horrible! Hope it sells soon. I thought my neighbors who have spent the pandemic smoking all day, every day, were bad. 

I had that on the other side. I actually have/had bad ones on either side. Non stop smoke on that side. I have no guests/visitors. 

[Zombness]

I do not see Paul getting a job or working in the near future.

[Frozendiva]

I am doomed to have bad neighbors.

[cyberfruit]

2 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

I wasn't sure if you meant to say 86 or if you just find sister Libby very secually attractive 😂

she is definitely not my type!

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, KelseyNikki614 said:

I really enjoy the focus on luggage in every Pole scene. Maybe Pole should get a job as a bellman? He loooves stacking luggage

I'm picturing him in Fawlty Towers. 

[greekmom]

I think Karine would have wanted Mother Pole's support.

[kacesq]

Oh ffs. Things are not like the movies. When I go to England I don’t expect Colin Firth to sweep me off my feet....not that I’d object of course....

[LilaFowler]

Pole is ALWAYS struggling with bags. It's a metaphor for his shitty existence, really.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The editors and cameramen are laughing at you, not with you, Pole.

[For Cereals]

Aren’t numbers the same in Portuguese?

[brillia79]

If they were permanently moving to the US, Paul and Karine should’ve traveled much lighter. Other than the basics and baby stuff, there was nothing in that hovel that they needed.

[LilaFowler]

Paul's never been to a baseball game, what?

[cyberfruit]

pole: is there anything you don't like

karine: don't say "you", don't say "you", don't say "you"

[Mercolleen]

12 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Libby is so fucking entitled. Whine, whine, whine about Andrei and the 2nd wedding but yay, I get a second wedding dress.

But GASP it has to be off the rack because timing! What a blow she has been dealt!

[Zombness]

Pole is 36 and does not have a job.................????

[charmed1]

Paul, she’s been in the U.S. for five minutes. The only thing she doesn’t like here is you.

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

LMAO, falling snowflakes and a horse and carriage. 

Right? she wanted a horse and carriage, going through the falling snow, to the top of a snowy mountain. In Tampa. Dumbass. 

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just like Ree, the Pioneer Woman bad cook. Mashed potato face.

I knew I loved you. On the odd occasion that I catch a glimpse of her show I'm always going "ugh, that looks AWFUL. who told her she could cook?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Karine looks like she’s in her mid-30’s. 

[LilaFowler]

Is that storage unit and floor-sweeping job that David and Annie had still available?

[VioletNevermind]

Poor Karine.  All of this to escape abject poverty.  She seems like a very sweet, attentive mom.  I’m pulling for her. 

And Pole, you’re 36 and have to look after yourself and your family “without anyone’s help?” Give me a fucking break. I was living a 100% adult life at barely 21 and I wasn’t some wizard or genius. You just made me really mad, Pole. Get off your ass and get to work. This is the time to pay some dues in life. 

Edited June 29, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Vandy10]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Aren’t numbers the same in Portuguese?

They use Arabic numerals, just like we do. But Paul was telling her the room number in English. 

He had some nerve testing her English when he still doesn’t know Portuguese.

[FrancescaFiore]

What possesses Paul to use those heavy plastic crates as luggage? I had forgotten what it was like to watch him struggle with them until tonight and then I remembered from his very first season he traveled all the way to Brazil with like four of those giant heavy plastic bins. I have recurring nightmares about traveling with that much shit, that poorly packed.

[Floatingbison]

Is that. . . . a flyswatter!!!!???

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

But GASP it has to be off the rack because timing! What a blow she has been dealt!

"Don't terrorize me with your alterations!"

[kacesq]

I’m tired of Kareeny. She had ample evidence that Pole was a loser and she still stuck with him.

oh great, now Angela. And TLC try to keep your stories consistent. Lisa got married without an American witness.

keep it classy, Angela. I’m sure your grandkids will have the same spectacular future your kids seem to have.

[Kiss my mutt]

Dumb question, but why does Libby needs ANOTHER dress?

She is so ugly 

[greekmom]

Does Angela only have Scottie the jailbird and Skyla?

 

[mmecorday]

Maybe BGL can accompany Big Ang and be her witness!

[Straycat80]

Who’s going to watch the six grandkids if Skyla goes to  Nigeria with big Ang? 

[Vandy10]

Go, Skyla!

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I knew I loved you. On the odd occasion that I catch a glimpse of her show I'm always going "ugh, that looks AWFUL. who told her she could cook?"

They’re all stuck on that ranch.  That family doesn’t know from good...

[LennieBriscoe]

4 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

I'm picturing him in Fawlty Towers. 

¿Que?

[Floatingbison]

Wasn't Pole the one who packed enough sex toys to stock a sex shop?

[Zombness]

BGL has no American witness  when she married Usman..  Why does Angela needs it.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangie’s outfit is even more becoming than her usual ensembles.

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m so disappointed in this season, all these couples are unlikeable and I just want everyone to get divorced.

It should probably be called 90 Day Fiance: Beyond Thunderdome

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, mamadrama said:

Crap, I'm late. I'm on week 3 of covid 19 and I still feel sicker than a dog. I miss my kids. 

So sorry to hear mamadrama.