90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we are. Two guys, sitting at the bar, having a drink, talking about their feelings. As guys do. 

[Armchair Critic]

No surprise that the grifters on this show seem to have sketchy friends 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This thing with Tom is like scraping the bottom of the barrel. Sharp, you’re better than this!

[Arynm]

Tom has a lot of "friends" that like to talk him up like he's some kind of ladies man. No one talks like that.

[Archer27]

Don't you all love how Tom has spinned his story to his friend??

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Tom looks and acts like he thinks he's in a 90's action movie.

Tom is sure no Bruce Willis.  

[sainte-chapelle]

Bullshit Tom, you were pushing Darcey buttons the whole time 

[kacesq]

Tom can’t say goodbye to the cameras....err, Darcy.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Yep, little Geoffrey's in training 

Which is sad. I feel bad they had him for an example

[Leilani]

We don't give a crap what's next for Tom.

[Zombness]

Tom move on.......don't want to see you anymore.

[hisbunkie]

Let’s see who has Darcy been friends with for “many years”.  
 

[DEL901]

What’s next?  Canada!

 

Canada doesn’t want you Tom.  Go home and get some therapy.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This thing with Tom is like scraping the bottom of the barrel. Sharp, you’re better than this!

Granted, the bar is low.

[Frozendiva]

Tom pretended to be a man he wasn't.

[hookedontv]

As usual, the side characters are more entertaining-Tom’s friend.
 

Karma’s a bitch. Shut the door. Move on. 
 

he’s a wise man. 

[OnceSane]

I'm here!

[Archer27]

Ugh, I keep getting knocked off the site! Grrrr

[kendi]

Oh God, Tom. Why can't he just shut up? It's done yet you keep beating this damn horse. He wants so much validation that he's not the jerk when he knows he is. He tells half truths so he always comes out as the one who took the high road. He said he didn't feel like he was cheating on Darcy yet here he goes to Canada with his new girlfriend. Douchery.

[JennyMominFL]

Hammy? My kids hamster was named Hammy

[greekmom]

Is Hammi bought like Walmart Tom?

[Floatingbison]

Baby Love and Soulja Boi, in das haus!

[Auntie Anxiety]

See? I told you Lisa was going to be her shy, retiring self.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Tom looks and acts like he thinks he's in a 90's action movie.

Channeling his inner Tom Cruise circa 1994

[KelseyNikki614]

Of course it's all Usman's fault. Lisa is such a victim

[sainte-chapelle]

Tom having a girl iN Canada is his sad attempt to stay on the show.

[Pepper Mostly]

All of Tom's friends are "blunt" and "know him well" and "don't let him get away with anything" and "have no filter". Isn't that just a coincidence?

[Gobi]

I'm here, ready to snark. Unless my illness prevents it. Have I mentioned that I have an illness?

[kacesq]

Dear Lisa, we have the internet these days. It’s amazing how much information you can find out...say, what is needed for a marriage license...without ever leaving your house! It’s amazing.

[OnceSane]

Me every time I see Tom:

[Gigglepuff]

How did Lisa not know she'd need a copy of her divorce certificate? 

[DragonFlyzz]

I’m in complete agreement that you have no clue Lisa.

[Archer27]

Baby Girl Lisa, you are dumb. 

[misokinesia]

Love how his friend just basically said about Tom what Tom said about Darcey, he's going to wake up 50-60 yrs old and be alone 🤣

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I always love that Tom thinks we believe he’s some kind of international playboy.

International man of mystery 

[Armchair Critic]

Oh the irony of Lisa saying somebody else is unpleasant.

[Frozendiva]

Lisa, no need to be rude to the poor customer service person. You weren't getting what you wanted in an instant. I hated that when folks would want something nower than now.

[Zombness]

BGL is your fault, you go to get married in another country why didn't you call the embassy in the US to know what documents your needed.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Tom having a girl iN Canada is his sad attempt to stay on the show.

Canada wants no part of this shit show. Aside from snarking, of course! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Who knew Baby Goat Lisa needs a copy of her divorce decree in order to get married?

 

 

[kacesq]

Way to show your agenda, Usman. “And then I can go to the US!”

[greekmom]

Any idiot would know that they need a their divorce degree regardless if they are getting remarried.

She is stupid.

[Floatingbison]

Don't want to pull a hammy!

[sainte-chapelle]

Lisa any idiot knows you need to present divorce papers in any country

[Angry Moldovan]

Hurl is such a bossy, vile hag.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Is Hammi bought like Walmart Tom?

Oh probably. He probably shares an agent with Bianca.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

International man of mystery 

That title is reserved for Zied. 

[hookedontv]

Baby Girl Lisa just bitcheD about Pam on the phone who was perfectly nice to her and just because at first she didn’t give Lisa the answer she wanted she gets pissed. She is trash. 

[kendi]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I always love that Tom thinks we believe he’s some kind of international playboy.

Cue Morrissey's "Last of the International Playboys"....he wishes. International doucheboy who was at Milan Fashion Week, donchaknow?

[mmecorday]

Hello! Sorry I'm late. I'm here just in time for BGL's meltdown.