90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Archer27]

Geoffrey walking way ahead of Varya. An ex-bf of mine used to always that. Drove me NUTS!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I think Varya actually meant, "No, nyet."

That’s a hard no, Geoffrey.

[DEL901]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Ashen interacts with his son kind of like I do my coworker‘s kid.  Polite and cordial.  Surfacey. 

They live three hours apart.      Probably don’t spend that much time together.   And what’s with that, “I’ll post your joke on my Instagram where you already have fans?    Seriously?    Sounded like an absentee father bribe to me.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

 

LOLLLLLLLL “Mayo for Mom!” or “Big Toe here to deliver your gift card for a pedicture!”

Even the anchor was "ewwww". I was DYING.

[cyberfruit]

god shut up geoffrey. so whiny

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now Geoffrey's going for the pity hug.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I love that both Ed and Geoffrey thought these women would be so desperate to get to America they’d put up with them. Good for these women for walking away.

Restores your faith in humanity 

[Archer27]

WOW...Geoffrey. Why would I come here again???

[Gobi]

Want to bet Geoffrey tried to get Varya to join the mile high club again?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Geoffrey’s home girl will be so happy that Varya turned him down.

[Floatingbison]

Geoffrey, don't go away mad, just go away.

[blubld43]

He can't believe it.  This has been a very satisfying episode.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Now Geoffrey's going for the pity hug.

Hug? He'll want a pity blow job.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Varya has Geoffrey’s number.

[sagittarius sue]

Sorry Geoffrey, she just isn't devastated with her refusal.  Your guilting attempts have failed!

[Frozendiva]

Varya, you will be glad to set Geoffrey free.

[Zombness]

Geog cannot search for a girl here in the US because they first thing they do is google him and he doesn't stand a chance.

[Vandy10]

Why are Geoffrey and Varya not wearing seatbelts? I’ve seen those crazy Russian dash cam driving videos!

[hookedontv]

“No, I’m not the one you’re looking for!”

Had to chime in there. 

[DEL901]

Jeez, Geoffrey, you were mad that she stopped doing renovations on her home because she thought she would be moving to the U S with him.  Now he us mad because she isn’t ready to commit.  But that’s what a trip like this is for... to see if the online chemistry translates in person.   

[hisbunkie]

23 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

25 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Hockey games. Yup. She’s legit, David. Totally legit. 

She’s a hockey mom!

She can see the US from her porch. 
I’ll just sit in the corner and not share for awhile. 

[Emmeline]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, I meant to tell y'all-- I was watching the local news and they did a little feature on how you could get a celebrity message for your mother for Mother's Day. One of the "celebrities" was ED! How much would you have to hate your mother to have him send her a message??

Oh my lord, that sounds disgusting.  It would have to be a low massage table.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That PI can’t believe how stoopid David is. Eyes are rolling out of his head.

[sagittarius sue]

Now it's time for Erika to tell Steph to get lost!

 

[Suzywriter]

Geoff has a disturbing, barely concealed hostility lurking below the surface. Varya dodged a bullet. Maybe literally.

Edited May 11, 2020 by Suzywriter
Fat fingers

[mmecorday]

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Varya has Geoffrey’s number.

For a bad time call Geoffrey at 867-5309.

[Mercolleen]

Sian looks/acts so much more normal than I expected.

 

[SunnyBeBe]

5 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Has Ash ever revealed why they divorced?

I have a pretty good idea. He’s sort of difficult, temperamental and inauthentic. 

[hisbunkie]

24 minutes ago, RealReality said:

26 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

I just told MrBunkie if she shows up to meet David, Paul McCartney May come to get me one day.  He needs to prepare. 

How much money have you spent on him?  And how long have you two had one sided communication?

Have not spent a penny, have not reached out. I’m the kind of gal who just waits for her soulmate. 

[iwasish]

14 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Yeah, he was a shit to her but honestly, I could not listen to her voice for long.

She sounds like a robot. 

[LennieBriscoe]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hug? He'll want a pity blow job.

But does Geoffrey have the OG "90DF" merchandise, the sweatshirt in Dingo Ate My Baby Black, embroidered in Bigg Edd Mayo Cream: "I Did..." on the front, and on the back, "The BJ"?

DOES HE?!

Edited May 11, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Tuneful]

You f**kin', pewling baby, Geoffrey. Married how many times already, like three or four? Bet he takes them hostage and rushes them. He wouldn't know what class is if it walked up and bit one of his ridiculous nips. She'd just met you for a few days. If you had a brain you'd take it like a man, chin up and go out on a good note, while knowing that she's also going to find out about the rest of your past, too. It's over, man. Good luck. It's a long shot for you with anyone.  

Edited May 11, 2020 by Tuneful

[VioletNevermind]

Oh, Hello Kitty, your friends ain’t all that, hon.  Jealousy might be a bit of a stretch. 

[Twopper]

10 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Has Ash ever revealed why they divorced?

I was figuring Avery would be asking Sian.    I like Taj better than all the "adults" on this show, but I absolutely hate any of the participants having a minor child appear.

[blubld43]

Stephanie is doing her Catholic-schoolgirl cosplay.

[mmecorday]

Uh oh. This is a house where people are having fun. This is going to make Stephanie uncomfortable.

[Coltee Gal]

This episode is so fucking glorious. Rose dumping that smelly big toe was priceless. Then Varya not accepting the psycho in disguise ring. I just need Erika and Illness to implode to complete the trifecta. My icy little heart is so happy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Erika. Honey. If you're worried about bringing Stephanie around your friends because she's such a Captain Bringdown and all around irritant, well, this is probably not a good match. 

[mmecorday]

I know what Steph's secret is! She has an illness!

Edited May 11, 2020 by mmecorday
Because Steph has an illness.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie is being set up and she’s not even realizing how fucked this game is.

[Straycat80]

A privacy game, yeah, that’s not producer driven at all. 

[Toodleoo]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I know what Steph's secret is! She has an illness!

Are you sure?  I've never heard mention of it.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Erica’s earrings: Shazam!

[JennyMominFL]

Where does Erica get the earring?

[Trackdawg]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I know what Steph's secret is! She has an illness!

Get out! Really! Does she have to be careful with infection? Just 1 suitcase of pills or 2?

[Tuneful]

The friends are going to try to blow this up, starting with "Privacy," 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

A privacy game, yeah, that’s not producer driven at all. 

They picked the game and set it up and ordered the pizza

[Pepper Mostly]

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD STEPHANIE. 

[kendi]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Uh oh. This is a house where people are having fun. This is going to make Stephanie uncomfortable.

Stephanie is such spoil sport. Why can't she just let go and have fun. She's in Australia. Forget everything and live in the moment already. She's so tiresome.

[EtheltoTillie]

This game night is so dull. 

Oh now they like her?  Does not compute.