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[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

Looks like Mike brought two bouquets of gas station flowers.

That Mike, look at him, bringing gas station flowers and opening jars! What a slab of man!

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike always sounds like he’s asking a question with every sentence.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Wonder if this is the friend that hooked Natalie up with Mike?

No, Mike is meeting her for the first time. 

So nice they can chat in their “homely native language” 

[ExMathMajor]

Well, despite myself, I was glad Natalie found someone she could speak Russian with (I'm assuming) in the great, vast wilderness that is Western Washington.

And then: "He's my husband, but this is my health." Shades of Angela...God help us...

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Deviated septum is synonymous with nose job. Just saying. But it’s for her health, like Grangie’s surgery. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Looks like Mike brought two bouquets of gas station flowers.

I only just now found out what the hell those little glass rose vases at gas stations are used for…

[sainte-chapelle]

FFS Mike she doesn’t need your permission to book a medical appointment….controlling asshole

[Bees52]

Where and how did they find a friend for Natalie? That's good, now find some for Mike, with a couch he hasn't slept on.

[Hotel Snarker]

I feel like Mike just summed up their entire relationship when he said “I don’t feel like our issues have been resolved but I’d like to move forward."

[mmecorday]

Starring Natalie as the Ghost of Christmas Present!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie knows how to make Mike feel good about himself.

[Grifter Lives]

Natalie imported a native friend to make native food.  It's gross that I can hear Mike's eating on camera.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So Mike has crap insurance too. 

Welcome to America, Nutalie!

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Where and how did they find a friend for Natalie? That's good, now find some for Mike, with a couch he hasn't slept on.

You discount Uncle Beau.

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

FFS Mike she doesn’t need your permission to book a medical appointment….controlling asshole

She is telling you now, Asshole.

[Angry Moldovan]

The thing on Nuttys head is a look 

[Doublemint]

Maybe the flower/headband thing is a form of St Lucia (Sweden) for Christmas??

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, do you notice on the bottom right it says "New Episode In 2 Weeks"? It's probably because of July 4.

[TazDevil]

That baby looks just like Jovi.  Let's hope she didn't get his teeth genes!

[mmecorday]

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The thing on Nuttys head is a look 

She looks like she's getting ready to marry Forrest Gump.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

The thing on Nuttys head is a look 

The Ukrainian Orthodox church has wreaths for weddings. 

[For Cereals]

Can we just have a Yara and Mama Jovi show?

Edited June 28, 2021 by For Cereals

[Hotel Snarker]

Ugh, this baby is so freaking cute.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara needs them to give her a new script. This one is getting long in the tooth.🦷

[LEILANI2]

Imagine living with your mother in law for two months and having the nerve to say she's poor when you're the one who needs to borrow a computer.

[Zombness]

Yara is lucky to have Mother Gwen's support.

[For Cereals]

Just now, mmecorday said:

She looks like she's getting ready to marry Forrest Gump.

Or for Midsommer….could she be planning to sacrifice Trish?

[Pepper Mostly]

The flower crown has finished me. I am dead.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Oh, do you notice on the bottom right it says "New Episode In 2 Weeks"? It's probably because of July 4.

Too busy reading here - Thanks for the heads up.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, TazDevil said:

That baby looks just like Jovi.  Let's hope she didn't get his teeth genes!

I think she’d give up breastfeeding rather quickly if the baby had those toothy pegs

[mmecorday]

Yara's baby is in the Curly Howard stage of development.

[sainte-chapelle]

Watch it Mike 

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Or for Midsommer….could she be planning to sacrifice Trish?

We can dare to dream!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Imagine living with your mother in law for two months and having the nerve to say she's poor when you're the one who needs to borrow a computer.

They were both laughing…I think Yara was being snarky and Gwen knew that. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The flower crown has finished me. I am dead.

It kinda reminds me of Midsommar. https://www.indiewire.com/2020/07/scorsese-champions-ari-aster-hereditary-midsommar-1234571523/

[Frozendiva]

Yara, lots of military wives are alone for extended periods of time.

[Hotel Snarker]

Sorry, but Jovi could definitely find a job in his industry stateside if he looked hard enough. This is ridiculous.

[Gobi]

Only saw Jovi for three months out of the year? Sounds good to me.

[Angry Moldovan]

Alll by myself, Yara wants to be all by herself

[Straycat80]

But you knew what kind of job Jovi had when you married him Yara. And she needs to stop treating the MIL like a servant. 

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Where and how did they find a friend for Natalie?

Sharp put out a casting call, like they always do for random “friends” 

[Hotel Snarker]

Dang, now she has to move by herself. I've been Team Yara this whole time.

[Grifter Lives]

Yara's always proclaiming that she's so independent and she's always been independent, but, at the same time, she's always whining that she's alone and the victim. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Yara, lots of military wives are alone for extended periods of time.

Musician's wives too.

[Gobi]

Interesting lipstick choice for Jovi's th.

[Bees52]

Yara stop complaining, please.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Yara, lots of military wives are alone for extended periods of time.

And, like Yara, they know they will be alone a lot, yet they behave like adults. Go figure.

[Angry Moldovan]

Nonjovi needs to be near the strippers at the go go bar

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

But you knew what kind of job Jovi had when you married him Yara. And she needs to stop treating the MIL like a servant. 

Yep but then what would she complain about?

[sainte-chapelle]

So Jovis main concern is being close to the action. Not a safe neighborhood with parks and daycare.  Priorities. 

[Hotel Snarker]

He is talking like moving is just no big deal. It's a huge stressful life event. And Yara is a new mom! Alone!