90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

 If it's an older car, the repairs may cost more than the car's value, so it gets totalled.

That is fair but she made it sound Earthshaking when it was...well,...car totalled or not...a minor accident 

[Hotel Snarker]

Eww, I would never have someone touch my booty except for my mom.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Will Micheal ever be happy with Angela?

 

Magic 8 says DOUBTFUL

[Auntie Anxiety]

Reminder: Michael, you knew this was how Grangie was and you still married her. Sucks to be you.

[For Cereals]

How is she able to smoke in these cars?!  You can’t smoke within 2 feet of anyone out here.  Is it production driving her?

[greekmom]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Angela will never live in Nigeria, Auntie, for that exact reason. She wants to get Mykul to the US cuz she's always going to demand to be in charge.

With her southern charm. (snark)

[sainte-chapelle]

For such an independent strong woman Angela sure wants Mike to call her a lot. He is in fucking Africa what do you expect him to do!?!?!>

 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

So who's going to write the journal article breaking down the symbolism? 

Trackdawg. He can do it in in gifs. @Trackdawg we miss you mate.

[endure]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Or your entire family, including ex wife, children and in-laws (see Garrick on Seeking Sister Wife)

ugh Garrick *shudder* 😟

 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Eww, I would never have someone touch my booty except for my mom.

Me? Only a medical professional.

[Frozendiva]

Mykull should enjoy the peace and quiet of actually having a job and not being his job to be at Ange's beck and call. And call.

[Emmeline]

16 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Holy shit before the pandemic my MIL wanted all of us  , parents, uncles, aunts, kid etc, to squeeze into two rooms on a resort. No...fucking...no.

Pre-covid my mom, dad, sisters, nieces and the kids would all go for a weekend in a swanky hotel for Christmas shopping, high tea and fun.  My parents treated us to a multi bedroom suite.  I however, always booked myself a private room.  While I could spend the day in the suite with the others, I knew my limitations and had to have an escape to my own quarters.  

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

BUT, ass is not even remotely good looking. I’d sell my soul for Zied, but I think he hides his smarts!!

LMAO. I don't find Assuelu attractive either. I have been with my boyfriend for 13 years. When I first met him he looked like Sawyer from Lost, now he is looking more like a younger Clint Eastwood. But to be honest he is not husband material, I think he was always so good looking that he didn't have to develop himself. I was a wallflower in high school and blossomed in college so I feel like I had to develop a personality/smarts because nobody was doing me any favors because of my looks. Hope that makes sense and I digress off the subject once again...

[Grifter Lives]

If polygamy is legal in Kenya, My-kul should marry a Kenyan wife and start a real family.  The only problem, of course, would be if he were ever granted his spousal visa.  But, even then, he would only have separate from them for the minimum time.  He could legitimately claim spousal abuse and get a divorce from Angela shortly after he arrives, because she's such a hosebeast.  (I apologize that I'm not making my point more clearly.)

[tvrox]

9 minutes ago, Boston said:

Off topic.. has anyone had American Flatbread pizza??? I love it (still the same calories as a regular pizza, but it's GOOD)

Yeah flatbread can be awesome if done right! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Well, Family Mykul, the good news is - she’s unlikely to quit smoking to get the facelift.

The bad news, that should be obvious, that same amount of money is not going to get her pregnant. I feel like it would also not cover an egg donor, IVF and a surrogate.

[For Cereals]

Just now, endure said:

ugh Garrick *shudder* 😟

 

🤮 Add him to the punching lineup 

[Doublemint]

4 minutes ago, tvrox said:

So who's going to write the journal article breaking down the symbolism? 

I nominate @Armchair Critic, she's in the newspaper business!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

How is she able to smoke in these cars?!  You can’t smoke within 2 feet of anyone out here.  Is it production driving her?

I think so. Is she still in LA? The poor assistant camera rigger had to do it

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Me? Only a medical professional.

I'd only have a doctor do it if something was wrong with it.

[mmecorday]

The camo pants are a bold choice, Tiff.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

For such an independent strong woman Angela sure wants Mike to call her a lot. He is in fucking Africa what do you expect him to do!?!?!>

 

She likes to hear from her kids and grands often, too,  who I suspect are glad she's half a country away.

[Grifter Lives]

4 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

mashing yams

Perhaps parallelism for his reaction to Angela's breast reduction?

Happily Ever After runs deep.

[tvrox]

10 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

And I thought that she couldn't get more repulsive.

Oh she will always find a way. 

[magemaud]

10 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

“Lying beech.” So they have two vehicles? I thought they only had the SUV.

I have always thought the SUV belongs to Kalani’s mother and they borrow it at times 

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

How is she able to smoke in these cars?!  You can’t smoke within 2 feet of anyone out here.  Is it production driving her?

I couldn’t imagine smoking in an Uber. Yikes.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

LMAO. I don't find Assuelu attractive either. I have been with my boyfriend for 13 years. When I first met him he looked like Sawyer from Lost, now he is looking more like a younger Clint Eastwood. But to be honest he is not husband material, I think he was always so good looking that he didn't have to develop himself. I was a wallflower in high school and blossomed in college so I feel like I had to develop a personality/smarts because nobody was doing me any favors because of my looks. Hope that makes sense and I digress off the subject once again...

Even divine men have to settle down. Look at George Clooney

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ronald just got back from the casino and he’s pissed because he was on a roll.

[Hotel Snarker]

LOL!! A cold shoulder blouse and a scarf!!!

[TazDevil]

Ronald doesn't seem to be taking this very seriously LOL!!

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Pre-covid my mom, dad, sisters, nieces and the kids would all go for a weekend in a swanky hotel for Christmas shopping, high tea and fun.  My parents treated us to a multi bedroom suite.  I however, always booked myself a private room.  While I could spend the day in the suite with the others, I knew my limitations and had to have an escape to my own quarters.  

Right, I love them but I need my own space. Even overnight I would prefer to pay for a hotel than stay with the in-laws. 

[Frozendiva]

Why would you want to babysit your husband?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ronald seems Iike he doesn’t give a shit about this visa thing.

[Boston]

If I was a such a stupid ass as Tiffany, you could just put me away.. WOW.. No self-awareness.. and Ronald, don't get me going.. I'm on my way out dragging my refrigerator (so I can sell it).  OY

[Hotel Snarker]

Tiffany really had sex with this dude and a baby and wants him in the states.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Pre-covid my mom, dad, sisters, nieces and the kids would all go for a weekend in a swanky hotel for Christmas shopping, high tea and fun.  My parents treated us to a multi bedroom suite.  I however, always booked myself a private room.  While I could spend the day in the suite with the others, I knew my limitations and had to have an escape to my own quarters.  

This whole outing sounds absolutely delightful and also do you think they'd adopt me? 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

The camo pants are a bold choice, Tiff.

She’s a fashion icon! She better lock up her make up supplies. Me thinks Ronald mah boy would sell them on the street corner

[RichiesOlderBro]

5 or 6?
 

Thats a lot of refrigerators!,

[ExMathMajor]

Could it be any clearer that Ronald doesn't want to be there? Tiffany, it's not supposed to be this hard, sweetie. There. Are. Other. Men.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Perhaps parallelism for his reaction to Angela's breast reduction?

Happily Ever After runs deep.

Indeed 

[Frozendiva]

He's an idiot, Tiff, but he is your idiot.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Right, I love them but I need my own space. Even overnight I would prefer to pay for a hotel than stay with the in-laws. 

I always stay at a hotel, even when I visit my son who has a big house. His in-laws stay at their house for a week at a time and I won’t even stay overnight for one night.

[TazDevil]

Oh my God.... The Consular Officer will be aware of how things work in South Africa because they are actually living and working in South Africa!

[CrazyInAlabama]

9 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

If polygamy is legal in Kenya, My-kul should marry a Kenyan wife and start a real family.  The only problem, of course, would be if he were ever granted his spousal visa.  But, even then, he would only have separate from them for the minimum time.  He could legitimately claim spousal abuse and get a divorce from Angela shortly after he arrives, because she's such a hosebeast.  (I apologize that I'm not making my point more clearly.)

Michael is from Nigeria.  (I get them mixed up too).

Asuelu's front bumper and headlight damages look like he hit someone else.    Asuelu is even dumber than I thought.  Who tells someone who's breastfeeding that they can just leave the kids behind?   

So Tiffy of the Cold Shoulders and the attorney.  Poor attorney will fall out of his chair at this lovely time spent with Ronald the Refrigerator Thief.   Ronald is either stoned, drunk, or totally hungover.  He can't pay anything for his kid, but he can afford Vape, and partying?   You know he was partying until before the camera came on.    Who brags about stealing his mother's refrigerator?   Or getting arrested five or six times?   Tiffy's father was a fool for agreeing to be co-sponsor for this criminal loser.  

I could have lived a happier life without seeing Angela nips on my TV.

 

Edited June 7, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh FFS. She admitted she has to babysit her husband. So pathetic.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Even divine men have to settle down. Look at George Clooney

Ahhh..that’s why Ronald married Tiffany. 

[mmecorday]

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She’s a fashion icon! She better lock up her make up supplies. Me thinks Ronald mah boy would sell them on the street corner

He'd sell the street corner.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

5 or 6?
 

Thats a lot of refrigerators!,

Cold cases now.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

LOL!! A cold shoulder blouse and a scarf!!!

AND camo leggings! I think its safe to say Tiffany does not have a well developed fashion sense. 

[Boston]

That's your SUPERSTAR (criminal) HUSBAND, Tiffany.. hope he gets to the U.S.  NOT