90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for joy, another riveting drive to the airport sequence. 

[tvrox]

Weren't Natalie and Mike fighting last time we saw them? I feel like I missed something. 

They've been married for 7 months? 

[Frozendiva]

Not your business who your son marries, Mike's mom. You are not obligated to like her.

[Angry Moldovan]

The hair, the hair! Looks like mama brick took the scissors to her hair

[tvrox]

The flannel shirt is so nice?!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Golubsti traditionally includes minced meat in it.

Bunny rabbit?

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike's wearing his mask below his nose. Because of course he is. 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh for joy, another riveting drive to the airport sequence. 

Will she ride the suitcase?  

The suspense!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Nuttie just compliment Mother Mike on her threadbare, saggy flannel shirt? Hahaha

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, tvrox said:

The flannel shirt is so nice?!

What a fake compliment

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

The hair, the hair! Looks like mama brick took the scissors to her hair

Even I trimmed my pandemic Shih Tzu bangs better.

[mmecorday]

Natalie: Nice shirt. I like a lot.

What Natalie really thought: Why she dress like Brawny Towel guy?

[Hotel Snarker]

She’s not a pretty tough lady, she’s an asshole.

[Bees52]

Mom brought balloons, how nice!

Oh, for Mike only. She brought awkward pauses for Natalie.

[GrammyPammy]

Natalie is going a little bit overboard complimenting Trish’s flannel shirt from Walmart...it’s so awkward between them.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did Nuttie just compliment Mother Mike on her threadbare, saggy flannel shirt? Hahaha

This could demonstrate that Natalie has a very pleasing wit! "I know you could barely be bothered to get out of your pajamas to come pick us up, so I am going to complement you extravagantly". 

[Gobi]

"Me, My Wife, and My Ex." Just when I think that TLC can't get anymore depraved, they do.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh no! Another trash show on TLC. (The one about exes that they had a commercial for just now). I'm gonna give it a shot. They have their hooks in me.

[OoogleEyes]

Me, my wife and my ex? WTF kind of drugs do they pass around at the  TLC pitch meetings?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mike's wearing his mask below his nose. Because of course he is. 

To be fair ms pepper, he does have a head like a brick which isn’t conducive to masks. He needs them made to measure

[Frozendiva]

Even the Ukrainian cabbage rolls are made with chopped bacon.

[Doublemint]

Well, Natalie is expecting Mike to "be on her side" if there's a situation.   No way, he's a Mama's boy.    Just a big NO to this new Ex show!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Me, My Wife, and My Ex." Just when I think that TLC can't get anymore depraved, they do.

There is no bottom. Abandon hope.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Natalie: Nice shirt. I like a lot.

What Natalie really thought: Why she dress like Brawny Towel guy?

And then the mom goes, “Yeah? What about it?” How about starting with “Thanks?” She’s making Debbie look good.

[Straycat80]

Mikes mom: the 90’s called, they want their ratty flannel shirt back. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Me, my wife and my ex? WTF kind of drugs do they pass around at the  TLC pitch meetings?

I’ll have what they’re having.

[FrancescaFiore]

Is MulletTrish trying to be the new Debbie? Get a life, lady! Creating drama in her son's relationship is a pathetic way to get her jollies.

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

 

"Me, My Wife, and My Ex." Just when I think that TLC can't get anymore depraved, they do.

 

Actually, I think it looks a lot more compelling than the weird twin sisters show...

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

There is no bottom. Abandon hope.

Add Stripper.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Me, My Wife, and My Ex." Just when I think that TLC can't get anymore depraved, they do.

I know someone who has this living situation.  When she told me about it (and stories about things that happen in the day-to-day) I said to her "I would totally watch a reality show about your life."  I can't wait to tell her about this show!!

[DragonFlyzz]

10 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Oh look, Mike and Nutalie are acting happy together again

Give them five minutes and I’m sure that will change.

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

 

Even the Ukrainian cabbage rolls are made with chopped bacon.

 

And ground meat in the cabbage rolls...beef or pork.

[tvrox]

37 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My son started using the f word because he heard me say it so often. At 2yo, he threw stuff out of the grocery carriage and said “that fucking thing!” That’s ma boy.

This is the reason I don't have kids. Would not be able to stop swearing! 

[Grifter Lives]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Me, My Wife, and My Ex." Just when I think that TLC can't get anymore depraved, they do.

We can have a 90-Day crossover with "She's Not a Prostitute!" Julia and Michael.  Let's hope the Coltee caravan is banned.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bad ass music for Brandon. Never change, editors.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

And ground meat in the cabbage rolls...beef or pork.

Some are. I like the basic ones with rice and bacon and cabbage leaves.

[Gobi]

From Russia With Jealousy.

Edited May 24, 2021 by Gobi

[tvrox]

Jeez Julia, I don't like beer either, but have a soda or something. This is not drama worthy. 

Jeez Julia, I don't like beer either, but have a soda or something. This is not drama worthy. 

[Grifter Lives]

That blue shirt makes Brandon look especially feminine, and too much like Betty.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Add Stripper.

And swingers

[Frozendiva]

The bar doesn't serve non-alcoholic drinks?

[mmecorday]

Brandon ordered a Vienna Lager from Devils Backbone Brewery! #representingva

[Hotel Snarker]

Beer and tea can’t be the only choices at this place. What a weird restaurant concept.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why are they shaking hands??? 

[Frozendiva]

Julia, get over yourself. Not everyone is 'married'.

[kacesq]

Julia is being a nasty bitch.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Melanie's boyfriend is what, 14?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

That blue shirt makes Brandon look especially feminine, and too much like Betty.

Dead ee

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Pepper Mostly, I’m taking a detour from this riveting show to ask if you are X-ing out the days on the calendar for the retirement countdown.

[Hotel Snarker]

Brandon gaslighting his wife, as if playing video games during a serious conversation wasn’t bad enough.