90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Suzywriter]

Dr. Hot-As-Fire lost his accent.

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Are you describing the mother in law? 

Lol, but nah. It’s an actual snake, not a figurative one like a MIL. They’re poisonous and are silent before they strike.

This maybe accurate snake knowledge was brought to you by Troop Beverly Hills.

[Armchair Critic]

Her areolas are probably the size of hubcaps.

 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That's why she got so mad about the mask. She can't get her cigarette to her face if the mask is in the way.

She'd go boom.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangie resembles the 500lb. tunas that the Wicked Tuna Guys haul onto their boats with grappling hooks.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Fish I’m guessing

mean snakes. like that damned family.

 

[RichiesOlderBro]

I hope Grangela wakes up otherwise Michael will be doing the BJ again. 

[Angry Moldovan]

TLC, the Andrayyyyyyy did something naughty and is going to be deported teat is dry and no one really cares about his shady past

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, TMI said:

Angela is having surgery in the doctor's office?

Yes, they have a full operating room.   A lot of surgeons do cosmetic, and regular procedures at the clinic operating room.    So she's had the sleeve gastrectomy (from watching Dr. Now, usually an hour to ninety minutes), and then the boob reduction (3 hours more),    

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I’m pretty sure this is a relatively low risk procedure that TLC is trying to make seem like it’s open heart surgery.

I doubt that a hospital would let them film, too.  

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm nervous to get a boob job but if this nicotine-filled bag can wake up after being knocked out for 4 hours, I guess I can.

My excuse for staying a bit..err... zaftig is that I am afraid if I get too thin my boobs will sag. 😂

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

 

This doctor is a Dr. Now knock-off.

 

But I’m disappointed that he didn’t fondle the portion of Angela’s stomach he removed. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Her areolas are probably the size of hubcaps.

 

I bet they get put back lopsided 

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

TLC, the Andrayyyyyyy did something naughty and is going to be deported teat is dry and no one really cares about his shady past

"shady" past being questioned by people with actual criminal records!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Yes, they have a full operating room.   A lot of surgeons do cosmetic, and regular procedures at the clinic operating room.    So she's had the sleeve gastrectomy (from watching Dr. Now, usually an hour to ninety minutes), and then the boob reduction (3 hours more),    

Will she be puking like Larissa? Can’t wait

[mmecorday]

Will Angie awake from her surgery? I'm old, so this reminds me of the episodes of "Batman" when Batman and Robin were captured by the bad guy of the week. "Is this the end of Batman and Robin?" Yeah, because next week it's going to be called "The Joker and Riddler Giggle Hour."

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

mean snakes. like that damned family.

 

I just learned that on this forum.  You all are more buttery than TLC!

But, I have to say - Big Mike should have canceled the trip just for that remark - if this were a real relationship, etc.

I wonder if Uncle Beau is Mom Mike's brother.  Nobody's talking about letting him out of the barn for Thanksgiving.  He may have to host Natalie.

[charmed1]

Ohhh this dress is so unflattering, Kelani.

Edited May 17, 2021 by charmed1

[goofygirl]

Well, are Aseulu and Kalani gonna have boring sex or are they gonna swing from the ceiling?

 

[tvrox]

10 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I’ll bet everyone in this O.R. Is saying ‘quick, knock her ass out’! 

If she can't handle an IV, she shouldn't be having surgery!! 

[Mr. Miner]

Has it ever been divulged how many coconuts Assholo took to the head?

[TMI]

AssHoleo never was romantic.......Kallanic was just desperate.

[Arynm]

How does these larger women keep their boobs up when wearing the cold shoulder shirts? Do they go strapless bra? I find those super uncomfortable.

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I’m pretty sure this is a relatively low risk procedure that TLC is trying to make seem like it’s open heart surgery.

They are making a big deal about her smoking. Back in the day I was a heavy smoker, had a hysterectomy, no one made a big deal about me being a smoker. Maybe things are different now, IDK. 
A breast reduction of boobs as big as hers was probably a pretty major surgery. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Will she be puking like Larissa? Can’t wait

We can always hope. 

However, K & A discussing doing the deed is making me nauseous. 

Kalani seems to hold her boobs up by resting them on her stomach. Please tell me that K & A won't be going to a sex therapist.   Tell me we don't have to see them playing Pirate and Wench.  

Edited May 17, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Angry Moldovan]

Spark = beach sunsets and cocktails not real life

[Hotel Snarker]

Guys, I have a friend who woke up too early when she had surgery. The tube was still in her throat. She didn't know what it was and she just tried to pull it off instinct. 6 years later it still haunts me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Who wouldn’t love to have a romantic relationship with this halfwit?

[magemaud]

10 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

 

So, are they euthanizing Angela?

 

We can only hope! Go into the light, Ange! 

[brillia79]

Asuelu may be dim, but he seems to know they don’t have a healthy relationship.

[Suzywriter]

18 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

Hey Primetimer Fam.

Wanted to tell y'all that I'll probably be out for a couple weeks. My mother passed away suddenly Friday. Just popped on for sec to get away from the endless funeral/memorial debates and preparation.

Hope y'all are doing well, staying safe, getting vaxxed.

Hug your parents/kids/siblings/aunties/uncles/cousins/friends 💔

I am so very sorry.

[Hotel Snarker]

Is Kalani wearing Tiffany’s clothes?

[Gobi]

Nothing brings a couple closer together than discussing their sex life in front of a film crew.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Well, are Aseulu and Kalani gonna have boring sex or are they gonna swing from the ceiling?

 

Ron & Betty will show you how to really swing.

[brillia79]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Who wouldn’t love to have a romantic relationship with this halfwit?

I watch them and get grossed out because he’s like a child.

[Pepper Mostly]

Asuelu doesn't want to have sex with Kalani because she talks to him like he's a child. 

[TMI]

How to embarrass your husband on national tv....that would certainly inspire him to be more romantic.

[sainte-chapelle]

8 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Nurses work so damn hard. They don't need her bellowing at them.

They do. My dad, the best he could, wrote a nice note to his intensive care nurse before he was transferred. She actually contacted me to ask how he was and I had to tell her he passed away.

[brillia79]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Ron & Betty will show you how to really swing.

As long as you don’t wear swimsuits in the “medical” hot tub.

[Angry Moldovan]

Her boobs are huge, I mean wowzers

[Auntie Anxiety]

Role playing is something Assholeu might think about if he knew how to think. Plus it’s for Slut People.

[Armchair Critic]

"Handled" was Kalani insinuating she is just giving him hand jobs? I guess that's one way to avoid an oops baby.

Edited May 17, 2021 by Armchair Critic

[Hotel Snarker]

Girl, you need to stop having sex cause you know he doesn’t wrap it up! If he is sleeping in the game room there’s no chance of getting pregnant again!

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Who wouldn’t love to have a romantic relationship with this halfwit?

I'd prefer a full-wit.

[charmed1]

Who fantasizes about the Incredible Hulk??? A violent, green psychopath? He’s the reason I’ve always been terrified of Lou Ferrigno.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Who wouldn’t love to have a romantic relationship with this halfwit?

I shouted with laughter so loudly, I scared the turtle.
 

Halfwits can be useful at times...

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Asuelu doesn't want to have sex with Kalani because she talks to him like he's a child. 

He's not putting his dingdong in those things.

That's real volleyball locker room smack.

[Suzywriter]

Ding dong???

[Straycat80]

This sex and sex toy talk between these two are squicking me out! Ew! 

[Angry Moldovan]

Kalani, hook up with the skipper. She knows her toys