90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Big Ang will get jealous if Mykul masturbates? Now I’ve heard everything. 

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[Auntie Anxiety]

I seriously hope that there are no women working at the clinic. Grangie will accuse Mikhul of thinking of the female personnel instead of her when he jerks off.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I will have a gin and tonic with lime please

My mom and dad didn't drink that often at home, but when they wanted to get their drinky poos on they always made a gin and tonic with lime. Brings back good memories.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She retired from competing in wet T shirt contests. I don't think she's worked since she got on the TLC gravy train. 

My brain must have blocked that out …I thought she meant work 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This is so crazy, man. And why is she freaking out about him masturbating? So creepy she wants to be on the phone with him while he's doing it.

They don't see each other for months or years at a time.  During those interims, Mykul is satisfied just seeing that hosebeest's face behind a fog of cigarette smoke via FaceTime - because she's so much woman.

He can't' masturbate.  He can't look at other women or be photographed anywhere near them.  Mykul must be a complete eunuch.  

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

She hasn't been shown working at the nursing home,

When they had that “how the couples were coping during the pandemic” special last year, she said she was working the night shift at the hospice facility 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

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Saving Michael is right

[TazDevil]

Speaking of breastfeeding...

[sainte-chapelle]

I hate the coven…I can’t with these witches

[Angry Moldovan]

Blockhead heads might get stuck. Also talk about rampant covid breeding park

[Hotel Snarker]

The sisters are being passive aggressive? That's not new Libby.

[greekmom]

Libby is another shit stirrer.

Why tell the coven?

Sooooo TLC setup.

[Pepper Mostly]

 

Just now, magemaud said:

When they had that “how the couples were coping during the pandemic” special last year, she said she was working the night shift at the hospice facility 

Can you imagine entrusting your loved one to the tender mercies of Angela as they approached the end of their lives? My blood runs cold. 

[charmed1]

Oh no. The Fugglar Family.

[Grifter Lives]

They all walked into the store with face masks.  That didn't last long, in one of the germiest places possible.

[ExMathMajor]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I will have a gin and tonic with lime please

I gotcha. Hendricks okay? ;)

I changed my mind and am eating butter cookies with Nutella.

[TazDevil]

As opposed to how Chuck has handed everything to his kids?

[Doublemint]

Just now, greekmom said:

Libby is another shit stirrer.

Why tell the coven?

Sooooo TLC setup.

Yes, she should keep her mouth shut atthis point.

[sainte-chapelle]

Does lazy eye Jen have a finance degree cuz she talks like she thinks she does

[Pepper Mostly]

GAWD ARE THESE TWO STILL HARPING ON THIS?? SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Becky’s (?) Face looks like a Picasso cubist painting.

[mmecorday]

OMG, please, PLEASE find something else for Libby to argue about with her sisters!

[rideashire]

I love how this whole family likes to pretend they all worked super hard for what they have and were never handed anything....when daddy handed them everything. Andre is just holding his hand out the same as they have.

Edited July 26, 2021 by rideashire

[Hotel Snarker]

Take a shot every time Family Libby says shady!

[For Cereals]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Becky’s (?) Face looks like a Picasso cubist painting.

Which Becky?

[Gobi]

"Dad is running his business the way he wants, and that just isn't fair."

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Can you imagine entrusting your loved one to the tender mercies of Angela as they approached the end of their lives? My blood runs cold. 

All jokes aside that makes me very sad that she may have been the last face that some people saw before they died.

[Suzywriter]

Did Cinderella's greedy sisters share her flips with Libby? Why do I think "no"?

 

[greekmom]

Becky and Jenn. Go back to OF and shake your tits for the camera.

Gawd I wish i can punch all three of them.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Becky’s (?) Face looks like a Picasso cubist painting.

Where’s the goosey looking sister?

 

Edited July 26, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

They don't see each other for months or years at a time.  During those interims, Mykul is satisfied just seeing that hosebeest's face behind a fog of cigarette smoke via FaceTime - because she's so much woman.

He can't' masturbate.  He can't look at other women or be photographed anywhere near them.  Mykul must be a complete eunuch.  

I mean,  doesn't he *have* to masturbate during video sex.

Um...pass the brain bleach, please

[mmecorday]

As soon as I saw the Space Needle, I knew it was going to be a segment with Nose Job and Dick Racy.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

OMG, please, PLEASE find something else for Libby to argue about with her sisters!

Jen just needs to admit that she wants to fuck Andrei and shut up. All this reaching for drama is getting old.

[charmed1]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

They all walked into the store with face masks.  That didn't last long, in one of the germiest places possible.

I thought I saw them wearing masks, but figured I just imagined it. What is the point?

[Hotel Snarker]

Natalie isn’t perfect but I’ve really come to like her more this season. Not sure if it’s liking her more or disliking Mike more, though.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

All jokes aside that makes me very sad that she may have been the last face that some people saw before they died.

She is actually very good at the job. She was always kind  and respectful to her sick mother, and she never speaks harshly to to her grandchildren, no matter how many are piled on her. 

[HulaTallula]

I've missed most of this season, but color me shocked that the first thing I see is the coven acting *exactly the same* as they have forever. 

[Armchair Critic]

Mike is such a dud. But after a tiring day Natalie has got to be exhausting.

[sainte-chapelle]

I agree Nat needs to talk to his mom about this.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh my fucking God, are we still arguing about whether or not Trash called her a hooker? Mike, tell her that your mother said Nuttie is a LOOKER.

Edited July 26, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

And now Mike will not listen, talks over Natalie, and whines "why do you keep talking about this?". Next scene he'll say they need to communicate. Jesus I fucking hate him. 

[Grifter Lives]

Mike's voice jumped to a super-high octave as soon as Natalie mentioned his mother.

[greekmom]

I still think Trish called Natalie a hooker.

I bet TLC has the proof.

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, watching Trish and Mike tag team Natalie again makes me want to drive to Mike’s shitty trailer and give him a talking to myself.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I thought I saw them wearing masks, but figured I just imagined it. What is the point?

Did you see the lady that was kicked off a plane for wearing a mask with holes? That is something one of chucklefucks would do

[sainte-chapelle]

Well…this escalated quickly

[CSunshine76]

I need the video TLC. Did or didn’t Trish call crazy Nat a hooker?!

they better not be waiting for the Tell Nothing.

[mmecorday]

"Hi, Treesh. Did you call me hooker?"

[Straycat80]

I’m tired of listening to Natalie and Mike fighting. They are so miserable, get a divorce already. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike: “We need to communicate.”

Also Mike: walks away whenever Natalie wants to communicate.