90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi is the worst. He’s just gonna be bored again after this vacation. Dude was not prepared to settle down.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Not interested in pandemically-challenged Jovi and Yara. Back to the Olympics.

But come back

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Hey, guess what ad I saw yesterday during Olympic coverage after a summer hiatus?  

Tag Team!!! "sprinkles!"

It was like seeing an old friend after a two month absence.

I haven't seen that commercial since March, and I miss it dearly.

[mmecorday]

🎶Miami! Miami! You've got style! Blues skies, sunshine, white sand by the mile!🎶

[ExMathMajor]

Okay, Yara, I'm trying to like you, but you're pissing me off...

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn, Jovi can’t wait to get rid of the baby.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Novi should take Yara someplace to throw large rocks off a hill, thus cementing their marriage forever.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Miami is not bourgeois…at all IMO

I don’t think they really understand the definition they just co opted it. More like petit bourgeois 

[renatae]

Hi, everyone! Hope you all had a good week and are ready for this oh so snark worthy episode!

[Gobi]

"I thought after we got married I could still have one night stands with strippers."

[sainte-chapelle]

These Russians all seem to hate packing 

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Hey, guess what ad I saw yesterday during Olympic coverage after a summer hiatus?  

Tag Team!!! "sprinkles!"

It was like seeing an old friend after a two month absence.

YAY!!!!  Hoping that gets back into the rotation on TLC.

SPRINKLES!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

New theme:   "have married couple take sexy weekend with MIL along."

I was just going to say the same thing. Someone at Sharp got a raise and a corner office for coming up with a new plot line. And they're going to run it right into the ground. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

🎶Miami! Miami! You've got style! Blues skies, sunshine, white sand by the mile!🎶

Miami is nice, so I’ll sing it thrice

[Grifter Lives]

The best part of the NonJovi-Yara scenes is that you can see that they all really love each other.  NonJovi and Yara are both annoying, but they can't contain their genuine affection for each other and Mylah Vox.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Damn, Jovi can’t wait to get rid of the baby to the nearest strip club.

FTFY

[mmecorday]

Tonight on a very special episode of "90-Day Fiance," Brandon unhooks a flat screen TV.

[OoogleEyes]

Money for Lamborghini? What, is he 12?

[Hotel Snarker]

If I was Julia you couldn’t tear me away from packing up our shit.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I thought after we got married I could still have one night stands with strippers."

“Was that bad?” Asked Novi sadly

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

 

I thought "The Single Life" was a Discovery PLUS exclusive!

 

Is it possible that DIscovery + bombed?

[Grifter Lives]

Brandon looks quite feminine in fitted shirts.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Novi should take Yara someplace to throw large rocks off a hill, thus cementing their marriage forever.

Our love is sanctioned by acts of petty vandalism.

[sainte-chapelle]

Is Brandon crying….because he is moving down the street? Julia left her home country for this asshat

[Hotel Snarker]

Lamborghini?!?!😂😆😂😂

[TazDevil]

How will they know which pile is their's in that hoarder house?

[ExMathMajor]

Um...how many German shepherds are on this show? I mean, I LOVE them, but...did I miss them before? Andrei/Libby, Brandon/Julia?

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

🎶Miami! Miami! You've got style! Blues skies, sunshine, white sand by the mile!🎶

 

[Gobi]

" How about one last swingers party for old times sake? "

[For Cereals]

No one wants the farm, Betty

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

If I was Julia you couldn’t tear me away from packing up our shit.

Just going to say that. Or that I wouldn’t have unpacked to begin with.

[Mr. Miner]

Sad Brandon makes me want to punch him in the face. 👊🏻

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Is it possible that DIscovery + bombed?

One can only hope!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Brandon looks quite feminine in fitted shirts.

I want to punch him in the nipples. Too much?

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Is Brandon crying….because he is moving down the street? Julia left her home country for this asshat

Or, Julia left her home for this country asshat.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

They don’t want your fucking farm!!!!!

[TazDevil]

Hey Betty, maybe don't have a fucking farm if you don't want to actually do the work of a farm!!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Is it possible that DIscovery + bombed?

I canceled it before the 30 days free was up. 😂 

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m with Julia…sell the farm. Here are the parents guilting him again. It is not their fucking problem

[Pepper Mostly]

Hoarder Betty is tut tutting about "a lot of stuff"? 

Betty and Ron certainly make a compelling case for living at the farm, huh? Sheesh. 

If they love the fucking farm so much, why are they whining that they're "stuck" there? 

[Grifter Lives]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Novi should take Yara someplace to throw large rocks off a hill, thus cementing their marriage forever.

He will take her to a strip club, instead, and throw dollar bills.  It's what he does best.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

Um...how many German shepherds are on this show? I mean, I LOVE them, but...did I miss them before? Andrei/Libby, Brandon/Julia?

Pole used to train them back in Kentucky 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Betty wearing a wig?

[greekmom]

I'm getting bored with Betty's fake tears.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Sad Brandon makes me want to punch him in the face. 👊🏻

ANY Brandon makes me want to punch him in the face!

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Or, Julia left her home for this country asshat.

 

Exactly…meant to say home and country…he is just…country.

Edited July 26, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

I mean, is the farm on an island??? Will they never see each other?? Geez… cut the cord!!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

They don’t want your fucking farm!!!!!

If they had some ponies then maybe

[ExMathMajor]

"What do you mean 'we'?" I just cackled...

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I want to punch him in the nipples. Too much?

Nah. Our live chat is like therapy for us watching this show, let it out. 😂