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42 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Can we please talk about Michael being breastfeed until he was 9 years old? That explains so much.

OMG Yes!!! 

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My jaw almost hit the floor on that one. It does explain his “boob” fetish tho. I also liked that he answered his friends (who were concerned about her breasts now being melons, oranges, or tangerines) that they were his wife’s breasts and he would adapt to loving him. Sick thought. If she was able to have a baby (I doubt even with her daughter’s egg this is going to come to be) is he going to want to try out breastfeeding again 😮

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23 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Can we please talk about Michael being breastfeed until he was 9 years old? That explains so much.

Yara is a bit extra but I do think she loves being a mother. There are so many shit parents on this show that it is nice to see. Hard pass on travelling with a baby during a pandemic though.

I actually thought Michael's breastfeeding until he was 9 was really interesting. It doesn't really happen much in the US (I breastfed until age 3 1/2), and Michael said it is uncommon in Nigeria, even. But I think I know someone on this show who breastfed his whole life. Brandon. He is probably still breastfeeding now.

Yara is being an awesome mother to Mylah so far and I love the way she has been handling her. The baby is her number one priority and her job is to make sure that she's safe.

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I have a family thing today. I expect to be home for the last hour of the show. Ah well.

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On 7/18/2021 at 5:14 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

@Trackdawg hilarious! Who was scooter lady again? I already forget 

Ashley's fat and unattractive friend. There's one every season, right? It's gotta be one of their formulaic tropes. Though with Danyell and Big Red, which one was the Designated Fug Friend (DFF)? 🤔

BTW, re: Ashley - she did a pretty illuminating interview on the 90 Day Fraudcast last year.

As I recall, she talked about...

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...the interview process, the dress code, and how she prepped by reaching out to other castmates.

I'm up by Lakes Arrowhead and Gregory with TrackKitty and (the) Family TrackKitty this weekend, so my Monstrous Magic Movie Maker and Great Galactic GIF-fing Gear are shut down back at home. 

Have a good epi tonight, BabyLoves! 😘

[I've been told these oddly- shaped green poles are called tuh-reeze? ]

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On 7/23/2021 at 6:35 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

Can we please talk about Michael being breastfeed until he was 9 years old? That explains so much.

Would it have looked something like this?  [EXPLICIT, kinda] :

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#GameOfFiancés

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On 7/21/2021 at 8:29 AM, Mindthinkr said:

My friend laughed because I knew what Visa he needed, the timing and other details. I also had good questions. She looked at me funny and asked how I knew all this stuff and  I told her 90 Day Fiancé. I told her that they need to watch this show to learn about some possible red flags.

TLC, The Learning Channel!

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THIS JUST IN:

My vulveeta is on fire! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Does anyone have a fire extinguisher handy?🧯

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I'm going to have to switch from the Olympics, yikes!  I'm an Olympics junkie I think cuz these kids are just AMAZING!

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52 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

THIS JUST IN:

My vulveeta is on fire! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Does anyone have a fire extinguisher handy?🧯

We haven’t even started Aunty and I’m already cackling 

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Good evening everyone! My clitorious was on fire earlier this morning, but now it's better! If it was still on fire now, I wouldn't be with you guys at all.

It's time to snark and watch yet ANOTHER episode of this HEA shitshow...

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What up Peeps!!!  Hoping Andrei piles all of Family Libby into the RV and drives it off a bridge!

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In an effort to make anyone who was watching the Olympics more comfortable:

On your snark, get set, GO!

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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

In an effort to make anyone who was watching the Olympics more comfortable:

On your snark, get set, GO!

It's time for synchronized snarking!

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You’re all snakes 🐍 Can we sink lower than last week? Does Matt Sharpe have a bottom? Is there a bottom?

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hello friends!

Hoping for the Tammy/Kalani smackdown tonight.

 

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Good evening my snarky dears! I am back from NY and I am sick! (Eating crappy hotel breakfasts, catered wedding food, and gallons of iced coffee and road food does NOT agree with me!). But I am committed to making the effort. Forgive me if I drop from the twig! 

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Good evening everyone! You make this shit show bearable !

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Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

You’re all snakes 🐍 Can we sink lower than last week? Does Matt Sharpe have a bottom? Is there a bottom?

We will be in the same room while Mykull is masturbating in the cup?

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I just watched a show about Shark Fin soup and I’m still feeling sick to my stomach ….looking forward to some delightful snark to break up the mood!

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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Good evening my snarky dears! I am back from NY and I am sick! (Eating crappy hotel breakfasts, catered wedding food, and iced coffee does NOT agree with me!). But I am committed to making the effort. Forgive me if I drop from the twig! 

Oh no! I hope you feel better!

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Hey folks...you all are helping to make this shitshow enjoyable. Thanks in advance!

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On 7/21/2021 at 2:21 PM, magemaud said:

Clitorius, Pistorius, Victorious, Glorious, Notorious, Laborious: the poetry just writes itself! 

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Yay! Michael’s friends. Talk some sense into him, friends! We’re counting on you!

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Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

They just had to replay the bathtub scene, TLC hates us!

If we have to watch the ‘donation scene’ with Grangie directing Mikulll then I’m done. DONE 

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Summer's here and the time is right for snarkin' in the street boy

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1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I just watched a show about Shark Fin soup 

I read that as "snark fin soup"

Appropriate. 

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We agree Peter! We didn’t want to see it either!

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I just vomited in my mouth.

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Sir-Floof-A-Lot and I are here. We have had mister kitty for a week and brought him to my boyfriend's this weekend to try it out and he is doing so well here we are staying another night. So if my comments are lagging it probably is because I am streaming and it seems to run a few seconds behind the tv.

Let the snark commence.....

 

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2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

We will be in the same room while Mykull is masturbating in the cup?

Oh you know we will. Matt Sharp's testing the boundaries, seeing how much we'll take. After Angie in the tub with her burning clitorius and all, and we're still back for more? He's cackling all the way to the bank. 

Speak the truth, goofballs! 

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Welcome back to "90-Day Fiance: Same Shit, Different Sunday."

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Breastfed til 9 years old explains so much about Mykul

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3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Good evening my snarky dears! I am back from NY and I am sick! (Eating crappy hotel breakfasts, catered wedding food, and iced coffee does NOT agree with me!). But I am committed to making the effort. Forgive me if I drop from the twig! 

You might want to skip Big Ange as she might make you 🤮

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3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Good evening my snarky dears! I am back from NY and I am sick! (Eating crappy hotel breakfasts, catered wedding food, and iced coffee does NOT agree with me!). But I am committed to making the effort. Forgive me if I drop from the twig! 

So Sorry, feel better!

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What I wouldnt give to have Grangela video her reaction to this conversation with the goofballs.

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Maybe Kalani can adopt the Nigerian tradition of breast feeding till the kid is six, excuse me, NINE fucking years old!. If she has more kids, they can take a number like at the deli counter.

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