90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Floatingbison]

In the Progressive Commercials, I'm the guy who helps strangers back out of parking places!  That's totally me and I maintain it's a good trait.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh, I deliberately left that typo in 

We would have so much fun

[Suzywriter]

Brick head is playing the control game of saying nothing. I hate him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie, you wanted this session. Be careful what you wish for.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike is acting like a sulky teenager. "I dunno. She wanted this. I think its dumb and lame"

[charmed1]

I don’t believe that Doug is the therapist. I think Doug is the guy who opens up the building in the morning for the therapist and this is just some wacky Three’s Company mix-up.

[VioletNevermind]

I definitely believe that people should put a little planning into getting married, but if it’s this hard before you’re even engaged, it probably shouldn’t be done.  (And put the Bluetooth in your pocket, you cretin.)

[brillia79]

5 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I am getting rid of mine now. They are out

Finally! I hate cold shoulder tops!

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike gets exactly what is bothering Natalie. He doesn't care.

[tvrox]

45 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Like a nicely filled perogy.

Yum perogy

[Grifter Lives]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Are acid washed jeans back in style? 

Better yet, they may be jeggings!  They seem to be expanding with her midsection.

[Mr. Miner]

Mike sitting there like a big pouty turd.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

I think if Natalie was a drinker she would be a better match for Mike and he resents her for not drinking with him.

I’d have to drink a lot to find him remotely interesting 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Brick head is playing the control game of saying nothing. I hate him.

Come sit next to me. I have snacks. 

[Armchair Critic]

Mike and Natalie both seem like pessimists, they both need a different kind of partner

[JennyMominFL]

I am watching a Ukrainian show on Amazon prime called Saga. Its a 12 episode drama series about 100 years of Ukrainian history from the end of the 1st WW to 2017”. Very interesting if a bit soapy

Edited February 15, 2021 by JennyMominFL

[OoogleEyes]

So dramatical

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I don’t believe that Doug is the therapist. I think Doug is the guy who opens up the building in the morning for the therapist and this is just some wacky Three’s Company mix-up.

Mike would be willing to go to the Regal Beagle afterwards

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh my, they dug up Cornnney

[magemaud]

Is this therapist Dr. Paradise’s son? 

Mike’s earpiece looks like he’s waiting for instructions from the Mother Ship to beam him up

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I don’t believe that Doug is the therapist. I think Doug is the guy who opens up the building in the morning for the therapist and this is just some wacky Three’s Company mix-up.

Yet another in a string of production assistants trying to pad their IMDb resume.

[For Cereals]

Mike just needs to be honest.  I mean, the name of the show is 90 Days, of course she’s going to be pushing for her ring and wedding details...the therapist probably the best place for him to be honest about his feelings without her having a tantrum.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Come sit next to me. I have snacks. 

I have wine

[LucyEth]

Mike doesn’t really want a wife, he wants to eat meat and butter, drink what he wants and when he wants and maybe get laid once in a while.  

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, brillia79 said:

Finally! I hate cold shoulder tops!

They were a good compromise in hot florida when  I dont want to be hot but dont want my old arms to be bare. Im ready to see them go though

[mmecorday]

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Oh my, they dug up Cornnney

And she's putting her feet in lime Jello-O.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

I have wine

I have some sparkling wine.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

I definitely believe that people should put a little planning into getting married, but if it’s this hard before you’re even engaged, it probably shouldn’t be done.  (And put the Bluetooth in your pocket, you cretin.)

I think brickster thinks the blue tooth makes him look suave and important ala Richard Gere in Pretty Woman

[tvrox]

43 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I was once a cruise with Docto Who Fans, Geriatric Belly Dancers and Polygamists. One of the polygamists dropped trou on the dance floor. It wasnt them though. I later saw one of the wives on and escaping polygamy show

That sounds like a party! 

[hisbunkie]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike bears his soul barely talks in the therapy session.

Actually he did.  I think he proved my point.  Michael has not gotten over Natalie saying she did not love him and giving the ring back. She has not apologized to him.  Mike is hurt.  

[Floatingbison]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Mike doesn’t really want a wife, he wants to eat meat and butter, drink what he wants and when he wants and maybe get laid once in a while.  

and he wants someone to cook and clean.  He was happier when he was living with Uncle Beau and that's a fact.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Is this therapist Dr. Paradise’s son? 

Mike’s earpiece looks like he’s waiting for instructions from the Mother Ship to beam him up

He's listening to an MGTOW podcast. 

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’d have to drink a lot to find him remotely interesting 

I’d pass out long before Mike became interesting.  Actually I would probably die of alcohol poisoning first.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

I have wine

We need wine bourbon 

[hisbunkie]

2 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Mike doesn’t really want a wife, he wants to eat meat and butter, drink what he wants and when he wants and maybe get laid once in a while.  

I would say he wants a life partner, not a life coach.

[Baltimore Betty]

I recently found my great great grandfather's Russian passport from 1907 when he traveled to the US, steerage most likely...that seems like and easier way to get to the US than the way Natalie is doing it.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, hisbunkie said:

Actually he did.  I think he proved my point.  Michael has not gotten over Natalie saying she did not love him and giving the ring back. She has not apologized to him.  Mike is hurt.  

Yeah, I’m surprised he opened up. But I guess he’s happy to have the chance to unload about Natalie’s insanity.

[Hotel Snarker]

Good God, Kody Brown is a creep.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's listening to an MGTOW podcast. 

I'll bet Mike  still tries to find Tom Leykis on the radio.

[kacesq]

I am so bored with Mike and Natasha. 

[Suzywriter]

I'd probably have done better if I just grabbed someone off of the midafternoon bus to rehab.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I'm so sick of the Downy commercial with Joshie the grandson thinking Grandma, and Grandpa are boinking in the closet. I still like the Geico scoops commercial, because of the way the daughter flounces out of the room.

"Are we still in love?" Mike asked, I can answer that.   No, and you never were, you were just hot to trot. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's listening to an MGTOW podcast. 

Or Joe Rogan

[Coltee Gal]

17 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

we are missing Mama Drama and the gif guy, getting old and can't remember his user name

@mamadrama has been MIA. Hope she’s ok. Mamadrama please let us know if you’re ok. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I vaguely remember Natalie telling Mike she didn’t love him in a past talking heads session, yet how dare HE?

[Mindthinkr]

Natalie wears make up for trees, but not to go see the therapist. Was her allowance cut? 

[RichiesOlderBro]

8 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I feel bad for Natalie.  This relationship is dead.  Or to put it in Uncle Beau speak:  That dog won't hunt.

Uncle-Cousin Beau - ‘that women won’t shut up’ *smack*

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

We need wine bourbon 

I have bourbon.   Where are we going?

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I'm so sick of the Downy commercial with Joshie the grandson thinking Grandma, and Grandpa are boinking in the closet. I still like the Geico scoops commercial, because of the way the daughter flounces out of the room.

 

Grandma and Grandpa *were* boinking in the closet after Downy.

[Hotel Snarker]

If he doesn’t love her, why the fuck did he let her move here?!