90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Trackdawg]

52 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

I don’t think that’s ever come up. She’s 49 and Zied would be foolish (like Michael) to think that’s an option. 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Gobi said:

Uncle Beau will be the first to die.

He is the red shirt of this show

[hula-la]

“Fall in love”. Shouldn’t you already be in love?

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

How many red flags is this fucking idiot going to ignore?

All of them.

The University of Alabama color guards could parade in front of him and he'd still be like, "It's okay because it's crimson, not red."

[tvrox]

I can see into the future Big Mike... it's not going to work out. 

Don't kick out Uncle Beau! 

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Uncle Beau will be the first to die.

And then the cat will end up in a pot on the stove. 

[Pepper Mostly]

13 minutes ago, LookABird said:

Rebecca's daughter came so close to calling ZIed a Tunisian love rat!

The sarcastic way she said "Too-NEE-ze-an lover" was hysterical. 

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Those Plaths are so creepy to me.

"How's everything in the Fatherland?"

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Mike and Natalie are somehow the godparents to their friends' child.  He should be confiding in his male friend, if not the couple who would actually know or understand Natalie.  Or Uncle Bo.

Why did Mike agree to become anyone's godparent if he isn't a believer? Godparents are supposed to tend to the child's spiritual guidance and education. Its not just an honorary title! 

[Arynm]

Mom has officially crossed the line! I was on her side until that phone call

[mmecorday]

The 1000-Pound sisters are coming back?? Joy to the World!!

[Frozendiva]

Seasons Squeezings? Ewwwww.

[VioletNevermind]

I think Mike is a generally decent sort of guy, but he doesn’t seem to be flexible enough for a viable relationship.  I’m with him on the veganism, though.  I support anyone eating or not eating anything their heart desires, but I don’t think it’s right for her to insist that he be vegan, too.  I have been there, done that and it is effing awful.  Pay attention to what’s on your own plate. 

Edited December 7, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

OK, I'm fairly new to the 90-Day franchise. Who is Uncle Beau?

Lumberjacks wayward uncle and pancake maker/therapist. Rumour to break bad in the barn

[Leilani]

Natalie is a filtered version of Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction.

[peaceknit]

More 1000 pound sisters, wtf TLC??

[Mrs. Hanson]

She wants Bo to leave? What s hag.  Natalie, Mike drilled you endlessly with your mom next door so shut it.

Edited December 7, 2020 by Mrs. Hanson

[Straycat80]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Seasons Squeezings? Ewwwww.

Yeah, I threw up a little bit in my mouth when they said that! 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Throw Uncle Bo out? No way! He needs to weigh and bag all the product.

 "You think that someone will throw Uncle Beau out. You're wrong, Uncle Beau is the one who throws people out!" 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How's everything in the Fatherland?"

🎶Edelweiss, edelweiss, bless my homelands forever.🎶

If anyone needs something to watch, I’d suggest Man in the High Tower.

[Eldemarge]

The 1000 Lb Sisters are back.  One of them is now 445 lbs, I guess, so one is in a chair and the other can stand on her legs.  Something something gotta lose this weight last chance but covid-19 zzzzzzzzz.....

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

I think Mike is a generally decent sort of guy, but he doesn’t seem to be flexible enough for a viable relationship.  I’m with him on the veganism, though.  I support anyone eating or not eating anything their heart desires, but I don’t think it’s right for her to insist that he be vegan, too.  I have been there, done that and it is effing awful. 

Mike needed to go on Farmers looking for love.com.  Not on Brides overseas.org

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike is a broken man. He's going to go to church, go vegan, and kick out his uncle. All for some crazy Ukrainian pussy. He is a terrible person with no principles and I hate him. He deserves crazy pie Natalie. I hope he lives in misery for the rest of his days. 

[kacesq]

Has Whitney spent this entire season crying? I may need to binge.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Doublemint said:

I wondered how he could be a godparent if he doesn't believe in God?

Yes - It would be impossible for him to baptize the child in the Orthodox Church, and Natalie, if she is so religious, would not baptize a child outside of the Orthodox Church.  And, that apparent non-Orthodox, non-Alien religion wasn't a compromise for their own intended marriage.  

Maybe Uncle Bo will get ordained online and marry them in the barn.

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, greekmom said:

Mike needed to go on Farmers looking for love.com.  Not on Brides overseas.org

Maybe Brandon's mom can work on that for him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Mike needed to go on Farmers looking for love.com.  Not on Brides overseas.org

Mike, just say no to BunnyBoilersCupid.com.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I can't believe that 1,000 Lb. Sisters is getting a second season, starting in January.    Season 1 was a snooze fest. 

Brandon looks like the little kid going to his first day at kindergarten.  

Edited December 7, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t forget the flowers, Brandon.

[Trackdawg]

1 hour ago, Mr. Miner said:

He’s pulling a Tanya and leaving for 30 days.

[Eldemarge]

Pack your bags!  We're going to the airport!  ... to pick someone up.   What?  

[sainte-chapelle]

I am here for Twits fake break up

[kacesq]

Brandon’s mom has made him a big giant baby. I don’t like her. 

[Straycat80]

Wait...wasn’t it just summer in Dimvittle, now it’s winter. 

[Armchair Critic]

6 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

She lives on planet Pretty Girl, where she always seems to get her way.

I was a wallflower all through school (until college) so I have no patience for those type of women. 

[Gobi]

" Bran, you done wrapping things up? "  " Enough with the birth control, mom!"

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

I can't believe that 1,000 Lb. Sisters is getting a second season, starting in January.    Season 1 was a snooze fest. 

They are so repellent I could hardly bear to watch. 

[Bees52]

Huh? They're packing luggage to pick someone up from the airport?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon, you are the one who wants to live with your parents.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t forget the flowers, Brandon.

That's killer(s).

[FrancescaFiore]

Betty is a bit of an assache, isn't she?

[Pepper Mostly]

Does Brandon's mother ever shut up? 

[greekmom]

Ah.. He was the child they had late in life.  So he's been babied and spoiled his whole life.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ohhhh daddy freak show is a slut husband

[JennyMominFL]

OMG! this is so inappropriate

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Huh? They're packing luggage to pick someone up from the airport?

Are they going to DC?

Guys:  I see no Pillow Talk!!

[tvrox]

WTF mom. You don't call your doctor to talk about your adult son's girlfriend!! HIPAA anyone? 

[magemaud]

Uncle Beau who requires subtitles 

https://images.app.goo.gl/RdkP49ZmHVX4PuVJ7

[kacesq]

Oh. Mom’s only kid and dad has several.

Mom, keep your nosy ass out of Julia’s hooha. This is ridiculous.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon’s dick doesn’t like the raincoat.

[Zombness]

Can't stand Brandon's mom......

[For Cereals]

8 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I wondered how he could be a godparent if he doesn't believe in God?

I am...just did the Bill Murray “sure.”  No, I would do what the parents wanted, but the kid has like 6 other God parents...