90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[mmecorday]

I hope they don't keep any explosives in that house because those kids are going to find them and KABOOM!

[Eldemarge]

In that setting, I would have tried to just toss the sister over the pier.  Kalani isn't using her imagination here.

[Frozendiva]

Kalani, Asuelu is struggling with the fact that his family are awful and he has to figure out what he wants.

[GrammyPammy]

Oops, spoke too soon...

[greekmom]

3 minutes ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

I am confused about how Kalani and Asuelu support themselves and their two boys if neither of them work. Or I guess Asuelu works parttime doing the yogurt samples. Do they live with her parents? Or do they live off TLC $$? 

He does other stuff too. The yogurt thing is for storyline.

[Floatingbison]

On my team:   eggs-zactly:  he 100 percent needs to take his wife's side against his jerk money grubbing family.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kalani, you CHOSE to have kids with an adolescent-brained man boy.

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, hula-la said:

Holy [insert bad word here], Barack Obama follows you! 

Proudest moment of my life, lol

[Straycat80]

What does Kalani expect being married to a man child who is mentally challenged. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Get a divorce and send man baby back to momma.

[Frozendiva]

How fun to stomp on grapes for wine!

[Floatingbison]

Translation:  I'm OWT.  O - W - T, OWT.

[SunnyBeBe]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I think Kalani picked Aseulo so she could spend the rest of her life feeling superior. 

Aseulo’s family were assholes, and now Kalani is all swagger. 

The way these couples talk to each other! No respect!

Yes. Kalani  thinks it’s helpful to act all tough and kickass.  That’s crazy.  

[kacesq]

Oh we were spared Pole and Karine. Didn’t realize that. 

[mmecorday]

Next time on "90-Day Fiance," Family Libby recreates a classic "I Love Lucy" episode!

[tvrox]

35 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I thought Libby bought her second wedding dress in Tampa? 

The third freaking dress!  So ridiculous. 

[brillia79]

I don’t understand love because I don’t know what Kahlani saw in Asuelo.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Well, it's going to be a LOAN, with INTEREST and a signed contract. Next we’ll see them on Judge Judy.   

Larissa will be represented by DUI DOCTOR.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I think Im following you already..Yes I am

I’m following now.  I will look like a bot because I never post...except to tell a certain orange person this morning to stop lying.

[Mercolleen]

6 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

They are leveling up!

"That's not the level that they should reach."

[Angry Moldovan]

Coltee has been a bad bad boy

[RichiesOlderBro]

Divorce?

 

Keep Pole away from the matches !

[Andi27]

Is Ang capable of entering a public space in Nigeria without subsequently storming out of it?

[Toodleoo]

Why. Why do these twins exist. I’m out, enjoyed it, friendos!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, brillia79 said:

I don’t understand love because I don’t know what Kahlani saw in Asuelo.

Hot dancer, probably not too demanding, maybe she felt he thought she was pretty, etc.

[RichiesOlderBro]

See you guys tomorrow night!

[LucyEth]

OMG I can’t stand it anymore, please stop featuring Michael and Angela, the same thing over and over.  I will not be submissive, stop playing me for a fool, I’m done and the ever popular there isn’t going to be a wedding.  Enough already!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Hot dancer, probably not too demanding, maybe she felt he thought she was pretty, etc.

I think it is all about the D.  

[Eldemarge]

Florian is like the ultimate catfish.  Worse than Tom.  He looks ROUGH irl and looks really good in photos.  I see you, dude.

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I will be there!

I feel like everyone should wear the biggest fakest eyelashes you can find or dress like a cast member.

[goofygirl]

Lort, Kalani... You should have maybe thought about it  a MINUTE before you had TWO CHILDREN with Asuelo!! Just sayin'.

Larissa, you need to reel it in a little girl. Stop with the whole BOOBIE thing!

And GREEAATT.... Jess wants to cut Coltee's dick off?? REALLY???

Off to the big bed.  It's been so fun, fellow snarkers! Stay Safe!

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok I am creeping over to the Darcey and Stacey chat..shame 

[brillia79]

Just now, Andi27 said:

Is Ang capable of entering a public space in Nigeria without subsequently storming out of it?

Not if another woman is there.

[Arynm]

wooh, did Angie just say that Michael had only slept with her once? I must have misheard that.

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh we were spared Pole and Karine. Didn’t realize that. 

I don’t think they are ever part of pillow talk either, like Varya and what’s his name.

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I’m following now.  I will look like a bot because I never post...except to tell a certain orange person this morning to stop lying.

Funny, I did the same,lol

[Gobi]

Will Floride show up? Oh, the tension!

[kacesq]

Stacey fingering her huge “diamond” ring that her unemployed fiancé bought her...

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

I’m following now.  I will look like a bot because I never post...except to tell a certain orange person this morning to stop lying.

What’s your name? I’m daytiris . Hit me up

[magemaud]

Did I just see Brittany’s ass in the Nigerian club preview?  

[Frozendiva]

Good grief. The 6 inch plus heels.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Reminding you all that there is a live chat for Love After Lockup on Friday nights (9pm Eastern).

Rare form tonight, kids. Snarkers Unite!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ok I am creeping over to the Darcey and Stacey chat..shame 

 The live thread stays open for them.

[Doublemint]

I'm DONE - going to watch the remainder of Gone with the Wind - see you tomorrow!

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Coltee has been a bad bad boy

He made sure that Jess had to fly to Vegas (which she will see none of, just like he did with Larissa), to tell her he is a shitty boyfriend, now she cannot get away.

[Zombness]

See you all tomorrow.....good night!!

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I feel like everyone should wear the biggest fakest eyelashes you can find or dress like a cast member.

I shall dress like Debbie. At least I’ll be comfy.

[KelseyNikki614]

Florian and Stacey are doing the bachelor handshake! I haven't missed seeing that

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I feel like everyone should wear the biggest fakest eyelashes you can find or dress like a cast member.

I’m going to be mother pole

[kacesq]

Surely Albania has better looking men to “model”...