90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Gobi]

"David, what should we do about moose and squirrel?" 

[Leilani]

Who would think I'd end up feeling sorry for Mary but this is probably the best thing to happen to her.

[sainte-chapelle]

David hugging Lans  always reminded me of something...now I remember ...skip to 2.25 

 

[hookedontv]

Varya is pissed off at Mary instead of being full-on pissed at Geoffrey. That’s always bothered me. Be angry at the person you should be angry at. 
 

I know this was all set up and all but still. 
 

David and Lana-using the fucking translator app ugh. 

[GoldenDayz]

David is such a creepy desperado.

[mmecorday]

Remember that Seinfeld episode about the two-faced woman? The one who looked pretty in some lights and like a troll in others? I'm kind of seeing that in Lana.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I actually feel for both women though

Gotta agree, felon mcnips is loving this and not trying to resolve an awkward situation 

[kendi]

For wanting to meet her for seven years, you'd think David would have a little something special to say to her instead of looking at her like a big horndog.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lana’s thought bubble: This asshole was so much easier to take when we communicated via emojis.

[SunnyBeBe]

Don’t you burn up lots of batteries with that translator app?

[Mr. Miner]

You can just see that these 2 are soulmates.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Seriously it's like Geoffery is a spoiled piece of meat and you got two women fighting over it.

WHY?!!??!

Producer set-up.

[LookABird]

So disappointed in Varya. Attacking the other woman--so petty.

[kacesq]

90DF has expanded my horizons! Before this show, I would’ve never believed it possible to have a true love relationship via translator!

[Floatingbison]

Oh no, not another Paul situation.  That guy sucked, and he didn't learn a word of Portugese.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is Mary surprised? She threw herself at him for ages, he never ever took the bait. Finally he takes her when he's on the rebound from Varya, to prove to himself or to Varya that he could get any woman he wanted. She didn't even get sloppy seconds. Sloppy thirds, maybe. She was available, easy, and willing. And now she's shocked that he doesn't respect her. Sheesh. 

[Granny58]

Oh, don't be lingerie...please don't be lingerie.

[Floatingbison]

Chocolate panties.

[brillia79]

Duck out Lana before he gives you chocolate panties!

[Frozendiva]

David, you have had 7 years to learn conversational Ukrainian. You learn some and Lana can learn some English.

[cyberfruit]

lmao mama is upset to be questioned. hope the pay was high!

[LennieBriscoe]

Ah, mes amis! We start with Geoffrey and the Pussycats, non? 

I don't think Mary is acting. I mean, maybe  the show sent Varya there, but I've seen professional actresses who couldn't muster up the reactions of Mary.

Lana reminds me of True is Styler, Mrs. Sting.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0836548/

[mamadrama]

David. NOTHING about this is "normal." But now that Lana is real David feels vindicated for all his creepery.

[DEL901]

Mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmm

[kacesq]

Lana looks like she wants to cash her check now and be done with this awkward creepy guy.

[mmecorday]

Oh, God. There he goes with the mmmmmmmms again. 🤮

[SunnyBeBe]

Was it David who got the fake diamond?

[OoogleEyes]

Creepazoid

[Frozendiva]

David, you just want the pretty young thing to validate you.

[Gigglepuff]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Remember that Seinfeld episode about the two-faced woman? The one who looked pretty in some lights and like a troll in others? I'm kind of seeing that in Lana.

My thoughts exactly. Sometimes she looks quite young, other times like she's 10 years older. 

[Leilani]

Lana looks softer here in the cafe.

[hookedontv]

Eeew David pawing all over Lana and saying mmmmmmmm. Gross. 

[kendi]

Ugh. Hearing his MMMMMMMS and he manhandles her is worthy of a vomit reaction button here. 

[xls]

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Bet David presents her with some scanty lingerie 

 

[Leilani]

David is a lech.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Do they not teach accounting in Ukraine?  Second girl that can’t figure out how much money they have gotten from their fiancé. 

[kacesq]

Lana is right about that.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

This is just awkward now, with Lana and David.

[Auntie Anxiety]

David, please keep your hands above the table.

[mamadrama]

David doesn't care if Lana can communicate or not. He didn't pay the extra money so that his sex doll could talk. 

[Frozendiva]

Lana, it's great to give a fake address. But make it fake and not have some poor sap have to answer the door.

[greekmom]

"That's genuinely insane"

No truer words Lana.

[DEL901]

“That is genuinely insane”.    Yup.  

[Floatingbison]

Dump him, get out now, Lana.  Save yourself.

[Emmeline]

8 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Hey everyone! Just got in from gardening. I planted way too much, lol. 

I did some of mine as well.  I’m always relieved when mine is done.  I think I’m sunburnt.

[kendi]

Lana you are correct. He is insane. RUN! Good thing you're wearing your one pair of tennis shoes!

[Auntie Anxiety]

David really has the moves, doesn’t he? Such a playah.

[Leilani]

Lana is smart not to give out an address, I don't either.  Not to mention all these surprise/stalker drop bys TLC likes to do with Varya and Tom.

[Zombness]

You had 7 years to get comfortable David ......

[nytonc]

Lana appears to have a bit of smarts for giving him a fake address bc it’s not safe to do so. I hope she uses them to get away before she ends up stuffed in his living room RV.  

Edited May 25, 2020 by nytonc