90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Archer27]

Of course she closed the chat....romantic music....haha

[humbleopinion]

Usman will find a fan willing to have his baby....

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

David wakes up with every hair in place. No bed head for him.

It has to be a wig.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Oh, God ... can you image being in quarantine with Baby Girl Lisa?

I’d break quarantine, sorry but I couldn’t do more than hour with the voice and indoor cigarette smoking

[mmecorday]

I'm going to meet Lana before David does.

[Armchair Critic]

"I said Hi, she said Hi, I said Hi Hi and then ummmm". Such scintillating conversation 🙄 I can see they have a deep connection.

Then she says "goodbye dear" because she probably can't keep his name straight from her other customers. 😂

Edited April 20, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I forgot to tell you guys that I broke up with my laptop and am now currently in love with my iPad. We’re thinking about getting married.

I love my iPad but sometimes find typing difficult 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Their entire relationship has been confined to a chat room with stupid ass emojis and titillating conversation like “yes, dear”? For seven years? 

Fuck me. This is worse than Ceasar. 

[Mercolleen]

23 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

An ex convict and probably a future convict or I miss my guess. 

@Pepper Mostly when all the social distancing is a thing of the past, I would love to meet up! My cousin lives in Peabody, and long ago we used to visit each other.

[Doublemint]

David should have bought the dead roses that Ash gave to his girlfriend!

[Pepper Mostly]

Then those roses are doomed to die. You will never see Lana. 

[Granny58]

Yeah, I think David has a "slow connection" too.

[Leilani]

9 roses - wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy a dozen lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

My eyes! My eyes! Don’t look at him directly.

[hookedontv]

That’s the same translator voice lady that talks for Paul and Karine. 

[Eldemarge]

Oh dear god.  CLOSE THE DOOR.

[blubld43]

He's in the restaurant bathroom?!  With no shirt on?!

[poeticlicensed]

Restaurant woman probably sees Davids every day

[humbleopinion]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I love my iPad but sometimes find typing difficult 

ipads are only 60% as good as your lappy top

Edited April 20, 2020 by humbleopinion

[Mrs. Landingham]

HE IS NOT BATHING IN THE RESTAURANT SINK. 

WHAT.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ew wtf is he George Costanza with no shirt in the washroom

[KelseyNikki614]

He did the Darcy bathroom change maneuver!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Mercolleen said:

@Pepper Mostly when all the social distancing is a thing of the past, I would love to meet up! My cousin lives in Peabody, and long ago we used to visit each other.

I would LOVE that. We should have a Boston area meetup. @Auntie Anxiety is local, and so is @LizzyB!

[LookABird]

Apparently, he is the male Darcy and enjoys public bathroom ablutions.

[Leilani]

Is this new, using the translator app with everyone they come across. 🤣

[Armchair Critic]

Shirtless David, beer gut and throwing cologne over his stale sweat... he's a keeper.

[Archer27]

I cannot unsee that.

[humbleopinion]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

HE IS NOT BATHING IN THE RESTAURANT SINK. 

WHAT.

If he floats his junk in the sink then I am out....

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If I was going to meet my handsome young lovair in another country, you can bet I'd be saving all my dimes and dollars and investing in some good skin  and hair care, get some good outfits that fit, and contact lenses or flattering glasses. Lisa is such a sow. She loves Unman and he's her everything. But she won't make the smallest effort. 

What about that Brazilian? 

[hookedontv]

David put his sweat soaked shirt on the restaurant table. 

[FrancescaFiore]

Aaaarrghh. Why must we be subjected to David's moobs?? Whhhyyyyyy???😭😭😭😭

[Zombness]

Oh...that Champagne is going to get hot waiting for her.........David.

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

@Pepper Mostly when all the social distancing is a thing of the past, I would love to meet up! My cousin lives in Peabody, and long ago we used to visit each other.

I lived in Peabody. I went to elementary and middle school there

Edited April 20, 2020 by JennyMominFL

[Frozendiva]

My iPad predictive text can be hilarious.

[mmecorday]

He wants to look his best when they meet face to face so naturally he dresses in his proletariat best.

[VioletNevermind]

I have decided that David is mentally challenged in some way because otherwise, this is just too damn sad.  I mean, it would still be sad, but I need there to be an explanation for his behavior. 

Edited April 20, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Shirtless David, beer gut and throwing cologne over his stale sweat... he's a keeper.

Waiting for the wig to slip on camera

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Then those roses are doomed to die. You will never see Lana. 

Just like we will never see Lana!

[HappyDancex2]

jesus TLC I'm eating pasta....

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I would LOVE that. We should have a Boston area meetup. @Auntie Anxiety is local, and so is @LizzyB!

@Boston is too.

[Gobi]

I did NOT need that shirtless scene!

😱😫

[Frozendiva]

David, you have had 7 years to learn some Ukrainian. Save some of the 100 grand and take a few conversation courses.

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, humbleopinion said:

If he floats his junk in the sink then I am out....

I am dead on arrival😂😂😂

[humbleopinion]

Geoffrey excited and erect nipples poking through his clingy hoody top and David's side boobs and barrel gut...barf....

Edited April 20, 2020 by humbleopinion

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I love my iPad but sometimes find typing difficult 

That’s why I have so many typos, and it autocorrects as it sees fit, but I love her 😍 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

I lived in Peabody. I went the elementary and middle school there

I grew up in Saugus. Peabody was Saugus High's big football rival. (I was a hippie and wicked anti establishment so I did not do HS football though so we're good!)

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

My iPad predictive text can be hilarious.

Mine too, that is why me responses sometimes have so many typos

[mamadrama]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’d break quarantine, sorry but I couldn’t do more than hour with the voice and indoor cigarette smoking

I'd rather take my chances with the 'rona. 

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Their entire relationship has been confined to a chat room with stupid ass emojis and titillating conversation like “yes, dear”? For seven years? 

Fuck me. This is worse than Ceasar. 

Ceaser Salad is a brain surgeon compared to this dick head 

[Frozendiva]

The real heroes are getting their due. The celebs must feel somewhat irrelevant.