90 Day Fiancé: Self-Quarantined

[StatisticalOutlier]

11 hours ago, magemaud said:

Because Colt said his mother was in a high risk group because she was “elderly” and he actually said “She’s 55!” 

Now that you say that, I think I remember Colt saying that.  In combination with "She's elderly."

So does he think she's 55?  He's never seen her instagram? 

Or he decided to just lie, and lie in a way that's unflattering to her?  What's the shame in being however old she is?  It's biological, FFS.

I have an idea.  Everybody stop lying.  And if something makes you react in disbelief, go with the disbelief until it checks out.

 

[MajorNelson]

21 hours ago, TrininisaScorp said:

Publix is a higher end regional chain, and those of us who are Publix devotees miss it when we move away; I have brought pub subs, chicken tenders, and cake/cookies all over the country as presents for friends that have moved away.  This tells me alot:  He wasn't hitting the BOGOs (which is how you save money at Publix), so either the money situation isn't nearly as bad as they are saying....

Also Elizabeth was buying $400 of clothes on Amazon.  As they said Daddy had cut her salary in half...it would seem she must have made $200k and now they must live on only $100k, but they haven't quite felt the full need to tighten the belt.

[Lesia]

Danielle's life can't be easy.  I give her a lot of credit.

Roommate Corny was speaking with a German accent.

Imagine Larissa walking into that house the first time.  How depressing that must've been.

Libby and Andrei- you can take your baby outside for a walk.  

[Dmarie019]

Forgot this thought... did we know that Colt programmed slot machines??  And since casinos shut down I wonder why he thought he would keep a job through this. 

[Spike]

56 minutes ago, MajorNelson said:

Also Elizabeth was buying $400 of clothes on Amazon.  As they said Daddy had cut her salary in half...it would seem she must have made $200k and now they must live on only $100k, but they haven't quite felt the full need to tighten the belt.

I thought she only works part time so a salary cut would be even more of an issue.  We need truckers now so maybe he told he he didn’t want to expose her and the baby to the virus and that’s his bullshit excuse to lounge around.

48 minutes ago, Lesia said:

Imagine Larissa walking into that house the first time.  How depressing that must've been.

I think they added some cats.  I remember Cookie Dough lol.
 

[sasha206]

On 4/20/2020 at 10:36 PM, Travellin said:

I am seething because within the first 5 minutes Coltee described his mother as ‘elderly.’   SHE’s 55! 
Yes I am older than that but I am not elderly. 🙄

Holy shit, is she really 55?  I'm 52 and I look 30 years younger than her!  

[sasha206]

16 hours ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He’s always angry!!

But I will forever cherish his "Do not terrorize me with your pregnancy."

[PamelaMaeSnap]

On 4/7/2020 at 11:23 PM, Angry Moldovan said:

Who’s Patrick Vegas? Was he the one that went to Paris and friend zoned? I thought he lived in the south somewhere

Happity-ass Patrick! Looking back now, he may be one of the most appealing guys ever on this shit-show. 

Also, I made it through exactly 6 minutes of this show ... whoever thought Colt and Debbie would make good TV on their own is on a special kind of drug I want to share. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

52 minutes ago, Spike said:

I thought she only works part time so a salary cut would be even more of an issue.  We need truckers now so maybe he told he he didn’t want to expose her and the baby to the virus and that’s his bullshit excuse to lounge around.

If my son in law was unemployed and my daughter was suckling off me not just for a job but for extra money while Son In Law refused to go drive a truck, yeah.....I would be kinds pissy about that, too.

[PamelaMaeSnap]

On 4/21/2020 at 8:14 AM, Gobi said:

I don't think I know anyone who at age 55 looks as bad as Debbie.

I believe BGL is 52. 

[Gobi]

7 minutes ago, PamelaMaeSnap said:

I believe BGL is 52. 

Yeah, but I don't know her. ☺

[CloseThisAccount]

All this talk of Danielle should kick her freeloading son & his family out.  People, this is Danielle!  Think for a minute!  She of the multiple credit card scams! She of the bringing Mo to this country w/o telling him her utilities were about to be shut off!  They are not living in her house. She is living in theirs. She couldn't tell the truth, spend money wisely, or live in a stable situation to save her life.  

I'm also guessing Mo's side of the friendship they're building consists of him blocking her on social media -- hey! he's aware of her! They're practically remarried as far as she's concerned.

 

 

[sasha206]

Andrei looks so much better with his hair the way it is.  Wonder how many GFs he has on the side?  He certainly seems to be advertising for some with the shirtlessness/shower scenes

[Eme]

We need a “Tea” emoji.....

[Polliwollidoodle]

Once and for all Debbie (Colteemama) is NOT 55. She is 68. 

She is more "elderly" than most 68 year olds I know for sure.

I think it was the episode with the wedding where she wore a tailored pink shirt that had me wondering WHO DRESSES LIKE THAT FOR THEIR SON's WEDDING?  At that time, I was able to find her age. I couldn't remember exactly but as I mentioned, I am only a tad younger than her and remember thinking that the years had not been kind to her.

I can't post the link but if you look at pix of the wedding, you will see her in a crisp pink man tailored shirt. Looking  efficient I guess?

[sasha206]

2 hours ago, mayvenne said:

Once and for all Debbie (Colteemama) is NOT 55. She is 68. 

She is more "elderly" than most 68 year olds I know for sure.

I think it was the episode with the wedding where she wore a tailored pink shirt that had me wondering WHO DRESSES LIKE THAT FOR THEIR SON's WEDDING?  At that time, I was able to find her age. I couldn't remember exactly but as I mentioned, I am only a tad younger than her and remember thinking that the years had not been kind to her.

I can't post the link but if you look at pix of the wedding, you will see her in a crisp pink man tailored shirt. Looking  efficient I guess?

THANK GOD! Debbie looks about her age.  

[Texasmom1970]

Watching Colt and his elderly Mom cured my insomnia!

[Spike]

1 hour ago, Texasmom1970 said:

Watching Colt and his elderly Mom cured my insomnia!

Put outfits on cats.  Drink schnapps.  Cook steaks in butter despite Coltie’s obesity.  Repeat.

[StatisticalOutlier]

1 hour ago, sasha206 said:

THANK GOD! Debbie looks about her age.  

How old are you?  I wonder if that might make a difference in perception. 

I'm in my early 60s and I'd agree with @mayvenne that Debbie is a pretty hard 68, comparing her to the many people I know who are in her range.  My assessment would have been very different 30, or even 20, years ago.  🙂

[Armchair Critic]

On 4/21/2020 at 11:26 AM, mmecorday said:

Corney has always reminded me of Audrina Partridge from "The Hills."

Michael K at DListed calls her "Ceiling Eyes"

[Angry Moldovan]

23 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Michael K at DListed calls her "Ceiling Eyes"

❤️Michael K ❤️ he would be so funny to snark with.

[Spike]

3 hours ago, Texasmom1970 said:

Watching Colt and his elderly Mom cured my insomnia!

I wonder how much the personal trainer is charging to watch Colt do jumping jacks.

[sasha206]

3 hours ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

How old are you?  I wonder if that might make a difference in perception. 

I'm in my early 60s and I'd agree with @mayvenne that Debbie is a pretty hard 68, comparing her to the many people I know who are in her range.  My assessment would have been very different 30, or even 20, years ago.  🙂

LOL, good point.  She actually does look older I'm 52 and I think I look 20 years younger than her!

[magemaud]

14 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I just hope those three days she works are three night shits in a row. 

Typo, @Mrs. Hanson? 😊

[bichonblitz]

On 4/21/2020 at 8:49 AM, mayvenne said:

I do need to say that I am pretty certain that Coltee's mama is somewhere between 65 and 67. I say this because so am I and I believe that in their season, I had googled her and seen that we were about the same age. Now that I am trying to find a link I am unable to find it......will keep searching. Again, pretty sure she is not 55.

I agree, isn't Coltee close to 40? It wouldn't make sense that she would only be 55. 

What the heck has Courtney gotten herself in to? That guy is scary. She said he loses his temper and yells at her. I get an abusive vibe from him. He reminds me of the type that would hold her captive when she tries to leave, chop her body up and feed the peices to the gators in the everglades. He lives in that area. I watch alot of the ID channel and all the other true crime shows. I can see it happening!

Andreii is still a lazy POS. Does he not help Eliz with the baby or the housework at all?  I was glad when she told him she would NOT be asking daddy for money. Daddy's business is suffering, too. I hope she means it. 

 

[DiamondGirl]

15 hours ago, Spike said:

Put outfits on cats.  Drink schnapps.  Cook steaks in butter despite Coltie’s obesity.  Repeat.

Ahem - according to them, they were drinking SNOPS, not schnapps. Tricky liquor, that snops.

[Mrs. Hanson]

11 hours ago, magemaud said:

Typo, @Mrs. Hanson? 😊

Ha ha ha!!! Nice catch although working nights, to me is kinda shitty, lolol!

[StatisticalOutlier]

23 hours ago, Dmarie019 said:

Forgot this thought... did we know that Colt programmed slot machines?? 

I didn't, although I'm proud not to be a Colt completist. 

But I don't think the show ever told us that before, because many people were making fun of the slot machine in the dining room, and assuming it was Debbie's.

[Spike]

2 minutes ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

I didn't, although I'm proud not to be a Colt completist. 

But I don't think the show ever told us that before, because many people were making fun of the slot machine in the dining room, and assuming it was Debbie's.

She said it was a gift from her late husband and that’s why she wouldn’t move it to the garage like Larissa wanted.

[StatisticalOutlier]

10 minutes ago, Spike said:

She said it was a gift from her late husband and that’s why she wouldn’t move it to the garage like Larissa wanted.

And here I was assuming Colt used it for his work.  Should've known...

[Dmarie019]

I think we knew colt did some sort of IT work, so maybe he switched jobs since his season. Still not sure what type of work you can do from home when you're a slot machine programmer and casinos are shut down

[blubld43]

20 hours ago, Angry Moldovan said:

❤️Michael K ❤️ he would be so funny to snark with.

I'm a huge fan of MK!  I'm pretty sure he watches this mess too.

On 4/21/2020 at 3:08 PM, TrininisaScorp said:

Let's agree to send her to the panhandle or something?  Why must we suffer, Naples neighbor?

Hey!  We don't want her here either!

Edited April 23, 2020 by blubld43

[sasha206]

21 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

Michael K at DListed calls her "Ceiling Eyes"

YES!  And I also love Michael K and Dlisted.  And he does watch 90 Day!

[Haute Messe]

On 4/21/2020 at 12:32 PM, seacliffsal said:

I will give this show another chance, but what did they do?  Put all the boring (with exception) people in one episode?  I didn't care about most of these people (especially Courtney) during their original season(s) let alone want to see how they are quarantining.

I would bet that Danielle's son and his fiance don't marry so that she can get welfare for four(!) children.

Annie sure loooooooves being on t.v.  There wasn't a scene in which she wasn't looking directly at the camera.  What they showed about where they are living now doesn't match the shots they show during pillow talk.

And, no, Coltee and Debbie, we don't need to see your drunken dance party.

Another thought-I guess that I really do appreciate what the producers do on the main show as this was really boring.

These show runners are just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks at this point. I am sick of all of these people, but they are lucky famewhores and making a buck.

On 4/22/2020 at 10:18 AM, PamelaMaeSnap said:

Also, I made it through exactly 6 minutes of this show ... whoever thought Colt and Debbie would make good TV on their own is on a special kind of drug I want to share. 

 

[jaybird2]

20 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

I agree, isn't Coltee close to 40? It wouldn't make sense that she would only be 55. 

What the heck has Courtney gotten herself in to? That guy is scary. She said he loses his temper and yells at her. I get an abusive vibe from him. He reminds me of the type that would hold her captive when she tries to leave, chop her body up and feed the peices to the gators in the everglades. He lives in that area. I watch alot of the ID channel and all the other true crime shows. I can see it happening!

Andreii is still a lazy POS. Does he not help Eliz with the baby or the housework at all?  I was glad when she told him she would NOT be asking daddy for money. Daddy's business is suffering, too. I hope she means it. 

 

he wouldn't feed it to the gators the would make a stew and eat it.

[MajorNelson]

7 hours ago, Dmarie019 said:

I think we knew colt did some sort of IT work, so maybe he switched jobs since his season. Still not sure what type of work you can do from home when you're a slot machine programmer and casinos are shut down

Maybe I'm a completist but he and Debbie moved from the NW to Vegas after Coltee got his slot machine software job there.  Back in time, he was found on Linkedin and his title was something like Programmer Second Class, and average salary for such in Vegas was 60-70k.

I would take his furlough/layoff as a datapoint that's not too good for his industry, but gambling in Maccau is predicted to pick back up, so that's a start.

[Kath94]

On 4/22/2020 at 10:18 AM, PamelaMaeSnap said:

Happity-ass Patrick! Looking back now, he may be one of the most appealing guys ever on this shit-show. 

Also, I made it through exactly 6 minutes of this show ... whoever thought Colt and Debbie would make good TV on their own is on a special kind of drug I want to share. 

I agree.  I didn't even make it 10 minutes into the show because Coltee & Debbie were so bad.  I even deleted the timer.  Maybe I'll give it another shot.

[Palomar]

On 4/22/2020 at 9:38 PM, bichonblitz said:

 

What the heck has Courtney gotten herself in to? That guy is scary. She said he loses his temper and yells at her. I get an abusive vibe from him. He reminds me of the type that would hold her captive when she tries to leave, chop her body up and feed the peices to the gators in the everglades. He lives in that area. I watch alot of the ID channel and all the other true crime shows. I can see it happening!

 

OMG, I'm surprised someone hasn't rescued her after seeing the footage.  She should leave and check into a hotel, self quarantine for a while and then move back home. Or self-quarantine in a spare bedroom in her parents house. Of course I watch ID too, especially right now!

[sainte-chapelle]

Colt "I want a drink you?" Debbie excitedly "YES" I absolutely believe they are alcoholics and severely co-dependant. I think everything Larissa said about them is true, funny how she hasn't been in trouble since leaving that household. 

I don't know why but the guy Cortney is with reminds me of Buddy from big fat life. Cortney needs to run I am honestly kind of afraid for her. Her ex was sketchy but I never got a simmering rage vibe like I do with this guy. "You make me yell at you." That is abusers language.

i love Eleanor. I don't like Andrei but why is Elizabeth buying $400 worth of clothes?

Edited April 25, 2020 by sainte-chapelle

[Spike]

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Colt "I want a drink you?" Debbie excitedly "YES" I absolutely believe they are alcoholics and severely co-dependant. I think everything Larissa said about them is true, funny how she hasn't been in trouble since leaving that household. 

I don't know why but the guy Cortney is with reminds me of Buddy from big fat life. Cortney needs to run I am honestly kind of afraid for her. Her ex was sketchy but I never got a simmering rage vibe like I do with this guy. "You make me yell at you." That is abusers language.

i love Eleanor. I don't like Andrei but why is Elizabeth buying $400 worth of clothes?

To look cute.

[magemaud]

4 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don't like Andrei but why is Elizabeth buying $400 worth of clothes?

while dopey Courtney doesn't seem to realize she, too, could shop online. 

Just got to see Andy's nasty teeth on last night's repeat. He has a severe underbite (lower jaw protrusion) and when he talks, you only see his very crooked lower teeth and tongue. I see nothing attractive about him. It's obvious Courtney finds him repulsive, but I don't feel sorry for either of them. She's free to leave at any time and return to her teenage girl decorated bedroom in her parents' house where they used to film her conversations with Antonio since she's been isolation for two weeks, it should be safe now. 

[Spike]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

while dopey Courtney doesn't seem to realize she, too, could shop online. 

Just got to see Andy's nasty teeth on last night's repeat. He has a severe underbite (lower jaw protrusion) and when he talks, you only see his very crooked lower teeth and tongue. I see nothing attractive about him. It's obvious Courtney finds him repulsive, but I don't feel sorry for either of them. She's free to leave at any time and return to her teenage girl decorated bedroom in her parents' house where they used to film her conversations with Antonio since she's been isolation for two weeks, it should be safe now. 

I wonder how recently Andy was in Europe.

[magemaud]

12 minutes ago, Spike said:

I wonder how recently Andy was in Europe

He might have been there for the European Period Cup Makers Convention. 

[Spike]

48 minutes ago, magemaud said:

He might have been there for the European Period Cup Makers Convention. 

First prize is a goblet.

[Callaphera]

3 hours ago, magemaud said:

while dopey Courtney doesn't seem to realize she, too, could shop online. 

Courtney probably doesn't have any money to online shop with, it's why she thought she was hot shit for scamming the German dude for lash money but it turned out that he was a raging creeper and oops. 

[Neurochick]

On 4/20/2020 at 10:36 PM, Travellin said:

I am seething because within the first 5 minutes Coltee described his mother as ‘elderly.’   SHE’s 55! 
Yes I am older than that but I am not elderly. 🙄

So Debbie is 68.  I'm younger than her but she looks WAY older than 68.  I don't like Colt but I like Debbie's attitude and I loved their cats.

Courtney is a fool.  I remember her, she was the one who I thought was catfished, so it didn't work huh?  The German guy is into her, he has a nice house.  What, she's a brand ambassador?  Really?  Looks like she's been to the plastic surgeon too many times.

Interesting that I couldn't stand David and Annie on their season, but ever since Pillow Talk, I adore them!  Shows how things and situations can change with time.

Andrrrrei think he's not but he's not; I think Elizabeth thinks he's hot though, "Let's have some sex" not romantic at all.

Sad if Elizabeth has to drink wine in order to have sex with Andrrrrrei.

What's with the obsession with alcohol?  I don't get it.  I don't drink and it's all good.

I thought Danielle's story was the most interesting.  That's how a lot of people live in this country.  Not in McMansions where everybody has walk in closets, man caves and spa bathrooms.  If all of them like it, then it's fine with me.

 

Edited April 26, 2020 by Neurochick

[Neurochick]

On 4/21/2020 at 8:10 AM, zenme said:

Maybe if she’d have had a man, she would have stayed out of Coltee’s life.  

Debbie does need a makeover but come on, why does everybody think that a man will save someone from themselves.  What Debbie needs is a purpose, something to do, friends to hang out with.  BTW, Colt needs that as well.

[Ucross]

Correct me if I misheard, but Libby just said she couldn't ask Daddy for money because Daddy's tenant's aren't paying rent because THEY"RE NOT WILLING TO WORK. Guess why they're not working, you brat? Omfg. In the next breath, she complained that Daddy was only paying her half salary. I'm sure Daddy is not in a great position, but enjoying teaching them a lesson too.

[Ucross]

On 4/21/2020 at 2:24 PM, Boston said:

Danielle is an ENABLER.. all those people in one house?? They need to get a life and a JOB.

Jobs are not plentiful right now, hence the "quarantine" title. The daughter who had seemed on the ball before said straight out that she'd been laid off the day the governor shut down the state. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

8 hours ago, Neurochick said:

So Debbie is 68.  I'm younger than her but she looks WAY older than 68.  I don't like Colt but I like Debbie's attitude and I loved their cats.

Courtney is a fool.  I remember her, she was the one who I thought was catfished, so it didn't work huh?  The German guy is into her, he has a nice house.  What, she's a brand ambassador?  Really?  Looks like she's been to the plastic surgeon too many times.

Interesting that I couldn't stand David and Annie on their season, but ever since Pillow Talk, I adore them!  Shows how things and situations can change with time.

Andrrrrei think he's not but he's not; I think Elizabeth thinks he's hot though, "Let's have some sex" not romantic at all.

Sad if Elizabeth has to drink wine in order to have sex with Andrrrrrei.

What's with the obsession with alcohol?  I don't get it.  I don't drink and it's all good.

I thought Danielle's story was the most interesting.  That's how a lot of people live in this country.  Not in McMansions where everybody has walk in closets, man caves and spa bathrooms.  If all of them like it, then it's fine with me.

 

First bolding mine: Speak for yourself!  (KIDDING, PEOPLE!!!)  Yeah I am sure it was for show but they are kinda young to be so bland about it.  Not that we 55 years olds are bland, and well I think I am going to stop typing about this now, lol, before I dig myself any deeper!!❤️

I was very surprised by my ability to take Danielle this time around.  She was not whiny and needy like before and when she spoke of Mohammed she seemed......over it.  My beef with that family is if is HER home, son and family need to support themselves.  That is just me but you are right - if they are fine, leave it alone.  I just wouldn't be fine with it, lol.

8 hours ago, Neurochick said:

  What Debbie needs is a purpose, something to do, friends to hang out with.  BTW, Colt needs that as well.

I never had a problem with these two - they are a close mother and son.  If he is an only child this does not surprise me, only children (this is only my observation) tend to be very close with their parents.

@Neurochick, I think the joke with the drinking is that people used to go out and have a drink. now they do it at home and I read there is a 440% spike in alcohol sales!  I guess there is nothing else to do?  As long as there is no driving involved, I could care less what people do in their homes, I just want them to be safe.