S08.E12: Coliesa's Story LIVE CHAT

[String Theory]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

I just listened to her speak with Lola.  Now I feel terrible for what I have said about her.

Here, I'll pass the gasoline.

She's going to go home and rest and eat a gallon of Chunky Monkey.

I think she may have a blockage going on.....

[Armchair Critic]

The TLC cold shoulder top returns

[Jeeves]

Just now, mk828 said:

I do truly feel bad for her. Nobody deserves that

I also feel bad for her. Don't like her, but that's a horrible thing to have happened.

[fonfereksglen]

Just now, Splashes said:

There are only four veggies. Potatoes, carrots, onions, broccoli. Anyone who sad there are others is lying.

Garlic, basil and parsley beg to differ.

[88Keys]

I'm guessing kidney or bladder infection.  

[DEG9]

The look on her sisters face is priceless.

[mmecorday]

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If having an inexplicable crush on Kenda is wrong I don’t wanna be right.

I freakin' love that man. Kathy Kenda is a lucky woman.

[Snarkastikate]

She's got the constipation caused by opiates, I'll bet.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

She can't poop?  Try Burger King.  Always did the job for me.  That, or egg salad.

[String Theory]

Pain in her stomach is really bad?

Hmm.....she may be wanting some more Norco....

[Callaphera]

Just now, ShortyMac said:

Opioid constipation...?

I really really regret not taking that suppository they offered me in the hospital after getting hit by the car and being on Oxy for five days. Like, it's been eight years and it's still one of the biggest regrets in my life. They aren't kidding about that (lack of) shit. 

[88Keys]

Just now, fonfereksglen said:

Garlic, basil and parsley beg to differ.

Those are herbs.  Add them to your four veggies and you've really got something 🙂

[Caoimhe]

Just now, fonfereksglen said:

Garlic, basil and parsley beg to differ.

Never mind my favourites like spinach, kale and Brussels sprouts.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Pounders,

Again, we are not debating anything about Covid-19 in this forum.  If you would like to discuss this with a poster, you can PM them directly.

This is a fun, snark place.  Let's escape into the poundticipant world.

[Splashes]

1 minute ago, fonfereksglen said:

Garlic, basil and parsley beg to differ.

Those are spices.

[snarkish]

I'll bet a bottle of Miralax she's backed up to Chicago.

[OoogleEyes]

Opioids will constipate a person 

[String Theory]

Just now, FormeryHeavyJ said:

She can't poop?  Try Burger King.  Always did the job for me.  That, or egg salad.

Coffee

[ams1001]

26 minutes ago, suev33 3 said:

Just say you didn't make weight because its hard!   That will go farther than, i did exactly everything you told me to do.   "Its so goddam hard, Dr. Now!!  But I will try harder!!". Period

It's Hard to Be the Lard.

 

 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Either intestinal blockage, or rupture.   Cause by opioids. 

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

She is claiming she cheated one day.  So she lost 50 pounds and gained 25 back in one day?  That's one helluva day!

She ate non stop from 7 AM to 11 PM.

8 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

How does he not know about the narcotics? If he found nicotine he should have found those on a drug screen. Weird unless she has someone at home who sends them to her.

He knows. He's going for the big reveal.

[Chicklet]

I vote for Taco Bell. Always cured any stoppage.

You would think she would have presented with opiod constipation earlier than this since she's been on them for a long time.

[mk828]

1 minute ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

She can't poop?  Try Burger King.  Always did the job for me.  That, or egg salad.

Taco Bell works wonders as well! 

[Twopper]

Oh, great, she's constipated.  I think a discussion of that is a first.   I don't think it is on the bingo cards.

[DEG9]

Just now, FormeryHeavyJ said:

She can't poop?  Try Burger King.  Always did the job for me.  That, or egg salad.

not the best idea when one is trying to lose a (sorry) *hitload of weight. heh

[Suzywriter]

Lola's pants are the new 'kick' length that is supposed to work with heels or flats. I like them, they're stylish.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, String Theory said:

Coffee

Red wine.

[String Theory]

Just now, String Theory said:

Coffee

Or Jack Daniels.........

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Either intestinal blockage, or rupture.   Cause by opioids. 

Maybe she tore something from all the puking?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Lola's pants are the new 'kick' length that is supposed to work with heels or flats. I like them, they're stylish.

Lola's a snappy dresser. I look forward to her outfits. Its a nice contrast to the sweaty, stained outfits of our subjects. 

[Splashes]

A bit of a run always emptied me. Really annoying actually. I try running and now I have to poop immidiately.

[poeticlicensed]

If she has been eating greasy food and sugar and has completely changed her diet, the constipation may be a result. 

[MrsClaus]

Should she even be driving if she's in that much pain?

[Kid]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Lola's pants are the new 'kick' length that is supposed to work with heels or flats. I like them, they're stylish.

Lola is really pretty.  

[7EasyPayments]

Kid you're gonna drink what I buy.

Or not.

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Lola's pants are the new 'kick' length that is supposed to work with heels or flats. I like them, they're stylish.

As someone who is just under six feet tall with a longer-than-36 inch inseam, that's every pant on me. 

There's a reason why I wear a lot of mid-calf boots. 

[Azubah]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Lola's pants are the new 'kick' length that is supposed to work with heels or flats. I like them, they're stylish.

If I wore those I'd just look like a human dachshund. More than usual, even.

[umgoblue]

She should get a sack of White Castle's...bomb burgers (And she would eat the entire sack). 

That will cure her!

[String Theory]

I wouldn't want to be in the room when she's finally "relieved" of her load.......

[FormeryHeavyJ]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Lola's a snappy dresser. I look forward to her outfits. Its a nice contrast to the sweaty, stained outfits of our subjects. 

I think Lola is hot.  Plus I can play it for her on acoustic.  Six or 12 string.  Whichever she prefers.

[Chicklet]

Hummus in cottage cheese? Are they on drugs?

[snarkish]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

If she has been eating greasy food and sugar and has completely changed her diet, the constipation may be a result. 

I agree! Always quite the 'regular gal", since I've cleaned up my diet, so much harder to go (excuse the pun!)

[7EasyPayments]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Hummus in cottage cheese? Are they on drugs?

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[Guest]

She hasn't pooped in TWO WEEKS?

I hope they have reinforced plumbing in that hospital.

[snarkish]

2 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

As someone who is just under six feet tall with a longer-than-36 inch inseam, that's every pant on me. 

There's a reason why I wear a lot of mid-calf boots. 

We'd look adorable next to each other...my inseam is, no joke, like 26 inches. I am 4'10" on a good day.  Capri are the only pants I don't have to hem. 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

A couple of weeks?  Boy the shit's really going to hit the fan.

[Chicklet]

She would never last during a stress test, any way they do it. This is going nowhere surgery-wise.

[String Theory]

Just now, umgoblue said:

She should get a sack of White Castle's...bomb burgers (And she would eat the entire sack). 

That will cure her!

There's a reason they're called "rectum rockets".

Don't know if they have them in Houston, maybe she should have some Krystal burgers.

Why don't I believe her?  Why would you not let someone know about that issue before a couple of weeks?

[aliya]

How do you not go to the bathroom for weeks without having some kind of major painful impacted bowel or something? 😓

[mmecorday]

That camel toe, tho.