S08.E10: Jax's Last Hurrah

[OnceSane]

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On the eve of Jax and Brittany's wedding, the rehearsal is disrupted when Stassi, Katie and Lala clash with Kristen; Jax tells a juicy secret about Katie and Schwartz's marriage.

Airs March 10, 2020.

[chenoa333]

16 hours ago, OnceSane said:

Jax tells a juicy secret about Katie and Schwartz's marriage.

There is not one thing that ANY of these cast members could say about each other that would surprise or shock me.

(Unless someone could prove Lala is still a virgin!)

[Ubiquitous]

On 3/6/2020 at 10:20 PM, OnceSane said:

On the eve of Jax and Brittany's wedding, 

I am shocked this ep's title isn't The Last Temptation of Jax! 

[Steph J]

Lol, I love how Stassi is blaming Kristen for breaking the "unbreakable bond" they share with Katie as if Stassi herself didn't completely ghost on them during the break between her first and second stints on the show and then have to grovel for Katie's forgiveness in order to get back on the show.

[Callaphera]

Brittany and Jax's dog: has the liquid shits in one hotel room, pisses on the cover of the bed in another hotel room.
Brittany: puts one dog above her head in the bed, puts the other between her and Katie.

And I thought marrying Jax would be the worst decision she could make this season. I also don't know who I want to see get pissed on more in this bed situation. If the pupper can hit both Katie and Brittany, it would be my VPR hero of season 8. 

[LibertarianSlut]

No judgment, but I am out if they start having kids.  I was so not into the scene of the little girl walking up and taking the purse, so...if y’all want to get rid of me, VPR, do that.

The new people talking about Max remind me of The Office’s Michael Scott doing an impression of Kelly during the Diwali episode where it’s just like Michael going, “a la la la” in Kelly’s voice.  Like, all I hear is, “MaAaAaXxX.......liiiiiiike......ex-clus-sivaaaa”.  Is there actual communication happening there?

I’m going to withhold judgment on whether Katie and Tom are actually married at least until WWHL fully airs.  I feel like this isn’t the whole story, because that’s a big deal if all these people—including the viewers—invested so heavily (and Flat Iron even brought extra Coors Lights) for what amounted to just a big party.  

I don’t think Dayna gets the concept of “exclusive” much more than Max does.  She asks if he’s seeing the TomTom t-shirt girl “exclusively.”  He can’t be exclusive with her, toots, if he’s seeing you too.  He can be...dating her.  He can be...fucking her.  But he can’t be exclusive with her unless he’s not seeing Dayna.  Did that exchange really happen?  

James...your drinking/drugging has reached the point that it’s affecting multiple people in the Commonwealth of Kentucky while you’re in LA.  It might not kill you to get to that meeting...you know they don’t shoot you with Antabuse (the drug that makes you violently ill if you consume alcohol) at an AA meeting, right bro?  Like, if you had two brain cells, you could placate your girlfriend and go to a meeting and then stop at a bar on the way back.  Amateur.  

You guys...I don’t hate Rand.  He’s just a doof with a lot of money.  I can live with that.  Sometimes my husband will show him to me in a poker tournament, and he’s not that douche slouching with glasses and a hood.  He just kind of is who he is.  And Lala comes to support him.  I don’t even remember why I hated Lala.  First season, yeah, pushing Kristen and flirting with Jax and Schwartz and being awful with James, yeah, I hated the bitch.  But now she says she’s sober and she seems to have a brain in her head and she doesn’t cheat, nor does she kiss ass.  So she’s a poser who reinvented herself when she moved to LA...eh.  I’ve got more people to dislike.  They can stay.  What would delight me would be if Randall replaced James in the opening next season and for Raquel to never get her spot ever, mwhahahaha!

Once again, Flariana has to be the smartest person in the room, saying “Jax was a fuckboi before fuckboi was even a phrase.”  Dude, it’s alright, it’s a word, not a phrase, but, for what it’s worth, that line was still ok (if there’s an alternative spelling on the Internet, I really don’t care.  It’s fuckboi.  He made a gaffe.  He’s gonna be alright).

Brittney was raised as a “real freaking princess”?  🧐  Yeah, a regular Meghan Markle we’ve got here.  Good God, she was thin when she came on the scene!  What are they feeding her in LA?

I never loathed a person more than when Brittney said, “ooh, sexual!  That’s my favorite thing to say—sexual!,” complete with a giggle as if she’d said something remotely clever or interesting.  That line was the worst thing that happened to me all day, and I had a pretty shitty day! 😩

[nytonc]

I’m so glad Britney lurvs the fantasy world. She’ll have to spend a lot of time there pretending not to notice that Jaxass is fucking everything that moves. 

[Ubiquitous]

On ‎3‎/‎6‎/‎2020 at 10:20 PM, OnceSane said:

"Jax's Last Hurrah". On the eve of Jax and Brittany's wedding, the rehearsal is disrupted when Stassi, Katie and Lala clash with Kristen; Jax tells a juicy secret about Katie and Schwartz's marriage.

Holy crap, they STILL haven't gotten married yet? And we still have a couple eps to go?

I rolled my eyes REAL hard when the reception turned into a murder mystery thing. I don't know why, but I think I'd be royally annoyed about it.

Brit and Jax need to get their dog house trained or something. I'm sure a classy place like Kentucky Kastle was just thrilled to have to clean up after that mutt.

What was going on with Danya and Brett? Was she jealous about not getting one of those gay Tom Tom tshirts? That's what she seemed most upset about.

I'm getting tired of all this Kristen drama. Is she miserable or happy with Carter? Why haven't her friends told her it annoys them instead of beating around the bushes. Wasn't she in therapy at some point?

Oh gawd, ANOTHER day before the wedding so they can sober up? These nuptials are interminable.

Has anyone explained to Brittney that mermaids do not live in castles? What is it with these girls twerking? Yuck.

Wow, successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks was able to attend after all! I was totally not surprised by that!

 

[goofygirl]

Man,Bravo MUST be paying the ginormous bucks for this damn wedding to go on this long!

Is it over yet?

Edited March 11, 2020 by goofygirl
can I type???

[breezy424]

Sorry but what a yawn.....  They even dragged out the rehearsal dinner.  And the day before the wedding.  And the night before the wedding.  And Lisa shows up.  Make it stop.  Please!

Enough Kristen.  You're just soooo desperate with what's his name.  What was with the pajamas she was wearing?

I thought Lala's bikini was cute....except for the back bottom.

 

[bichonblitz]

2 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

Brittney was raised as a “real freaking princess”?  🧐  Yeah, a regular Meghan Markle we’ve got here

Ha! I though hillbilly Brit was raised on a Kentucky farm with her 5 times married ma and her beer cheese making meemaw! 

Lisa's mother's funeral was postponed or rescheduled or whatever so she got to come to the wedding after all. Who is effing believing this? 

Don't feel bad Stassi, I always had big boobs and a pancake ass, too. I chuckle every time she admits that. 

[SarahPrtr]

2 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

Once again, Flariana has to be the smartest person in the room, saying “Jax was a fuckboi before fuckboi was even a phrase.”  Dude, it’s alright, it’s a word, not a phrase, but, for what it’s worth, that line was still ok (if there’s an alternative spelling on the Internet, I really don’t care.  It’s fuckboi.  He made a gaffe.  He’s gonna be alright).

Not to mention that he Blue himself.  And not by accident!  If paid enough, he even may have been a Shé-ma-lee (yes, you know the actual word, but I'm putting it here phonetically).

 

2 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

Good God, she was thin when she came on the scene!  What are they feeding her in LA?

Jax's bullshit.

 

2 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

I never loathed a person more than when Brittney said, “ooh, sexual!  That’s my favorite thing to say—sexual!,” complete with a giggle as if she’d said something remotely clever or interesting. 

Also don't forget that a misogynist is someone who who gives massages.

[Chalby]

On 3/10/2020 at 7:26 PM, Ubiquitous said:

Has anyone explained to Brittney that mermaids do not live in castles? What is it with these girls twerking? Yuck.

 

On 3/10/2020 at 7:26 PM, Ubiquitous said:

Has anyone explained to Brittney that mermaids do not live in castles? What is it with these girls twerking? Yuck.

And to think, these two want babies, asap. What on earth will be created by these two slack-jawed, stunned genetic contributors? I do not even want to know. 

 

On 3/10/2020 at 6:21 PM, Steph J said:

Lol, I love how Stassi is blaming Kristen for breaking the "unbreakable bond" they share with Katie as if Stassi herself didn't completely ghost on them during the break between her first and second stints on the show.

I don't get why they are so upset about her insistence on staying with loser-Carter given that Stassi has had many a loser herself that her friends put up with. Why can't they just 'put up' with loser Carter?

Edited March 13, 2020 by Chalby
For some reason it appears I am repeating myself... sigh, getting old.

[biakbiak]

What level of commitment is giving a TomTom pride shirt?

Edited March 11, 2020 by biakbiak

[hoodooznoodooz]

Why did Raquel wake up to a billion missed calls? I thought they lived together.

[MVFrostsMyPie]

Yep, my gaydar is still pinging with Max. If my "exclusive" boyfriend's top compliments to me are my eyebrows, my winged liner, and my earrings, yeah.... no. 

I feel nothing over Jax boohooing over his dad and making his dead dad proud. Waaaaaaaay too late for that Jax. Like, you missed that boat forever by the time you were 5, probably. 

Brittany's dogs are fucking gross, and I'm not sorry.

[biakbiak]

1 minute ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Why did Raquel wake up to a billion missed calls? I thought they lived together.

Because she was crashing at Scheana’s apartment which is also why he blew up Scheana’s phone.

[Callaphera]

16 minutes ago, Chalby said:

And to think, these two want babies, asap. What on earth will be created by these two slack-jawed, stunned genetic contributors? I do not even want to know.

Raquel. It's my pet theory/head canon that she's their child from the future. 

I think Brittany wants babies so that Jax is trapped. I think Jax wants Brittany to have a baby so that she's distracted and he can fuck around. It's a perfect match. 

[Never Again]

Had a good laugh at Stassi having the vapors because messy Kristen had her nipple out.  Didn’t Stassi make a porn tape?   How come I remember but she forgot?  

 

Also, how many times did we see Stassi and crew skinny dip into the ocean?  Didn’t her nipples show?  I must be missing something 

[HunterHunted]

47 minutes ago, Rbonnie said:

Had a good laugh at Stassi having the vapors because messy Kristen had her nipple out.  Didn’t Stassi make a porn tape?   How come I remember but she forgot?  

 

Also, how many times did we see Stassi and crew skinny dip into the ocean?  Didn’t her nipples show?  I must be missing something 

Hypocrisy! sung to the tune of Rodgers and Hammerstein's song "Impossible" from Cinderella.

[FancyNancy]

Are men given away at weddings?? That’s news to me. 
what’s up with all of them and laughing with their mouths open, but no sound? Schener does that a lot.

[Ubiquitous]

Am I the only one who thought Dayna dipping Brett's necklace in the toilet and litter box was gross and immature (more of the latter)?

 

6 hours ago, Chalby said:

I don't get why they are so upset about her insistence on staying with loser-Carter given that Stassi has had many a loser herself that her friends put up with. Why can't they just 'put up' with loser Carter?

The impression I got was that everyone was tired of Kristen's wild mood swings WRT her relationship status with him. It sounded like she wildly fluctuated between him being the perfect boyfriend and him being worse than Jax.

 

5 hours ago, MVFrostsMyPie said:

I feel nothing over Jax boohooing over his dad and making his dead dad proud. Waaaaaaaay too late for that Jax. Like, you missed that boat forever by the time you were five,  probably. 

Why did Jax have his father's ashes delivered to him? Is he planning on using it as an alternative to rice?

 

5 hours ago, biakbiak said:

Because she was crashing at Scheana’s apartment which is also why he blew up Scheana’s phone.

No doubt after getting drunk instead of attending AA meetings.

 

5 hours ago, Rbonnie said:

Had a good laugh at Stassi having the vapors because messy Kristen had her nipple out.  Didn’t Stassi make a porn tape?   How come I remember but she forgot?  

I thought Stassi's issue was with Kristen being drunk off her arse and practically falling out of her robe because she was too drunk to put it on right.

[becauseIsaidso]

By the sound of it, I was SO much better off watching Biggest Loser last night....not the VPR  biggest losers, I mean the re-invented Bob Harper hosted show...far less production generated/invented drama on BL, especially now that they've refocused to sensible weight loss instead of having everyone try to drop 200 (or more) pounds in just a couple of months. From the sound of it, there are a few VPR idiots who are in desperate need of some sensible eating/exercising habits.

OTOH, it's a real hoot to watch time and metabolism catch up with people who think they can eat gobs of pub fare and gallons of high alcohol/high calorie drinks and never gain an ounce.

[metalchik]

9 hours ago, Ubiquitous said:

What was going on with Danya and Brett? Was she jealous about not getting one of those gay Tom Tom tshirts? That's what she seemed most upset about.

I have to laugh at this b/c it was Dayna and MAX but yeah I don't care enough about the new people either to remember their names.  They are awful.

[LibertarianSlut]

Stassi is, I think, having a good season, but I’ll be damned if I’ve ever seen such an attractive looking woman with such a good figure who just cannot seem to dress for her damn body.  On WWHL, the breasts were positively straining at the material, the underarm rolls were popping, and the cleavage looked so matronly that there was actually a comparison to be drawn between her and Lisa from the neck down.  She is the worst offender for not dressing for the body she has, but for the body she wishes she has.  She’d be so much prettier if she did that.

I didn’t even realize that we still didn’t get the wedding this episode, and I am floored by how much fanfare and bullshit this one is getting.  Does anyone know exactly how many events there were?  Miami for the bachelor/bachelorette, the engagement party where Scheana freaked out on Adam last season, something at TomTom where Jax was feuding with Brittney’s dad last season, the princess bridal shower, the rehearsal dinner (which included the murder mystery thing, or was that yet another event?), and the party where everyone dressed up like they came from a castle...and we’re not even up to the night before the wedding, are we?  Did I leave anything out?  I want to catalogue this one for the ages.  It’s so stoopid!

OMG, history repeats itself.  Again Andy asked Beau what his job was, and again Beau says he works in commercial casting, which is an industry not a job.  (I had the strangest strike though problem, so I had to edit my post, and I’m not going to re-type it all, except to say I think he’s hiding something if that’s his go-to for two consecutive years).  I’m a lawyer.  If someone asked me what I do, I wouldn’t say, “I’m in the law—you know, drafting correspondence, reviewing documents...”. It doesn’t make sense, unless he’s trying to be something he’s not. 

Edited March 11, 2020 by LibertarianSlut
Weird strike through issue

[Carolina Girl]

1 hour ago, metalchik said:

I have to laugh at this b/c it was Dayna and MAX but yeah I don't care enough about the new people either to remember their names.  They are awful.

Judging by the relatively low number of comments on this episode, I think you're not alone in the "not caring enough" department.  I'm about ready to pull this from the DVR myself.

Oh, and now we have something NEW!  Katie and Schwartz NOT filing their marriage license with the County Clerk!  Except in California, you are still considered to be legally married, although statute requires you register within 10 days.  If you don't, you simply obtain a duplicate license, execute it and turn it in.  So this isn't even REMOTELY a big deal but I guess they want something to hold our interest after the marriage ceremony from hell finally occurs.

 By the way, if that were NOT the case, these two just admitted to TAX fraud on national television, and can expect  call from the IRS.  

[HunterHunted]

1 hour ago, LibertarianSlut said:

I didn’t even realize that we still didn’t get the wedding this episode, and I am floored by how much fanfare and bullshit this one is getting.  Does anyone know exactly how many events there were?  Miami for the bachelor/bachelorette, the engagement party where Scheana freaked out on Adam last season, something at TomTom where Jax was feuding with Brittney’s dad last season, the princess bridal shower, the rehearsal dinner (which included the murder mystery thing, or was that yet another event?), and the party where everyone dressed up like they came from a castle...and we’re not even up to the night before the wedding, are we?  Did I leave anything out?  I want to catalogue this one for the ages.  It’s so stoopid!

There was also a Kentucky Great Gatsby themed bridal shower where Sherry gave the couple a framed naked "bow-door" photo of herself as a gift. There also seemed to be some sort of roaring 20s/Great Gatsby themed engagement party that followed the bridal shower. Neither were filmed. The pastor's family was in attendance for both.

[Mr. Miner]

I've always felt like Brittany's mom wanted to give Jax a test drive.

Edited March 11, 2020 by Mr. Miner

[TattleTeeny]

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You guys...I don’t hate Rand.  He’s just a doof with a lot of money. 

I don't mind him either. He seems more or less OK so far.

Beau outside doing that dancing made me laugh. And he did look so serious about it!

Edited March 11, 2020 by TattleTeeny

[geauxaway]

2 hours ago, Mr. Miner said:

I've always felt like Brittany's mom wanted to give Jax a test drive.

I don’t think Jax would turn her down.  I do think he is that dirty.

[princelina]

12 hours ago, MVFrostsMyPie said:

Yep, my gaydar is still pinging with Max. If my "exclusive" boyfriend's top compliments to me are my eyebrows, my winged liner, and my earrings, yeah.... no. 

One thing I have never ever said to any guy I've broken up with:  "I'll get your necklace." 😄 

LOL @LibertarianSlut - I told you that Jason Cauchie would play up his dead dad for camera time if given a chance 😄 

It looked to me like both Stassi AND Peter wore white to one of the pre-wedding activities! 😮

[Carolina Girl]

30 minutes ago, princelina said:

It looked to me like both Stassi AND Peter wore white to one of the pre-wedding activities! 

Yeah, someone needs to inform Miss Next Level Basic that you can wear white to pre-wedding festivities - you just aren't supposed to wear it to the wedding.  Of course, back in the day I was told you never wore BLACK to a wedding either, but I've seen photos at weddings where several of the guests in attendance worse black.  In one case it was the damn bride.  

[Brooke0707]

I really don't get the fixation of Stassi and Katie on Kristen dating Carter.  How is this any of their business?  There isn't an allegation that he is abusing her.  She isn't being threatened.  If she wants to go back and forth with him and support him financially, this affects them how?  So what?  Did anyone tell Jax he needs to dump Brittany when he started dating her because she didn't contribute enough financially?  Is anyone going to tell Stassi to get rid of Beau because it seems like he dropped his life/job and now just follows her around?  It's so controlling and crazy that they are making Kristen feel like she owes it to her friends to not be with Carter.  It's not like someone is telling them they need to be with Carter.  This feels like an excuse to me.  Like they just hate her anyway and they're blaming it all on her being with Carter.

Also, Beau didn't accurately represent what Kristen was shocked at to Stassi.  What she reacted to was him saying he doesn't care about anyone other than Stassi.  He also said Stassi was his #1 priority, but the more alarming statement was that he didn't care about anyone else.  I imagine that if one of the women said that (like Raquel), they'd be pounced on as engaging in unhealthy behavior.

Edited March 11, 2020 by Brooke0707

[chenoa333]

5 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

It doesn’t make sense, unless he’s trying to be something he’s not. 

That seems like the most obvious, logical conclusion. The only other reason would be that he's a dishwasher at a fast food establishment that is right next door to a law firm.  

[TattleTeeny]

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 I've seen photos at weddings where several of the guests in attendance worse black.  In one case it was the damn bride.  

I'd do it. I look better in black, plus I'm a spiller.

[DrSparkles]

TSandy: I will be ironing tomorrow from 10 to 11!

[MissFeatherbottom]

1 hour ago, Brooke0707 said:

I really don't get the fixation of Stassi and Katie on Kristen dating Carter.  How is this any of their business?  There isn't an allegation that he is abusing her.  She isn't being threatened.  If she wants to go back and forth with him and support him financially, this affects them how?  So what?  Did anyone tell Jax he needs to dump Brittany when he started dating her because she didn't contribute enough financially?  Is anyone going to tell Stassi to get rid of Beau because it seems like he dropped his life/job and now just follows her around?  It's so controlling and crazy that they are making Kristen feel like she owes it to her friends to not be with Carter.  It's not like someone is telling them they need to be with Carter.  This feels like an excuse to me.  Like they just hate her anyway and they're blaming it all on her being with Carter.

I believe their main issue with Kristen is because she has complained to them how she is unhappy and that Carter doesn't contribute financially or any other way. They have shown us all of that, so yeah after awhile that would get super annoying especially since she can free herself of him at any time but chooses not to. They were probably understanding at first but Kristen seems to keep expecting them to listen to her problems over and over again without doing anything herself about the situation she is in.  Personally, I wouldn't compare Kristen/Carter with Stassi/Beau or Brittany/Jax - their relationships are not the same and both people involved seem to be happy with each other.  That's just how I see it, but I could be wrong. 

[bichonblitz]

7 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

OMG, history repeats itself.  Again Andy asked Beau what his job was, and again Beau says he works in commercial casting, which is an industry not a job.  (I had the strangest strike though problem, so I had to edit my post, and I’m not going to re-type it all, except to say I think he’s hiding something if that’s his go-to for two consecutive years).  I’m a lawyer.  If someone asked me what I do, I wouldn’t say, “I’m in the law—you know, drafting correspondence, reviewing documents...”. It doesn’t make sense, unless he’s trying to be something he’s not. 

He's lying about the job because Stassi posted an article she wrote for Glamour mag (she put it on her IG bio) about why a pre-nup is a good idea. She flat out said in the article that she asked Beau to give up his job because she needed him to help her with her podcast tour. So he's not working in "casting" anymore. He is working with Stassi because apparently she can't do the job without him following her around on the tour bus going from show to show. He sounded like such a fool on WWHL last night. His balls are in her purse and it's just the beginning but he didn't have a whole lot going for him before Stassi so I guess he's livin' the life now. 

Also, his description of what his casting job entailed was a bunch of word salad. He was stumbling all over himself.  

[MissFeatherbottom]

15 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

He's lying about the job because Stassi posted an article she wrote for Glamour mag (she put it on her IG bio) about why a pre-nup is a good idea. She flat out said in the article that she asked Beau to give up his job because she needed him to help her with her podcast tour. So he's not working in "casting" anymore. He is working with Stassi because apparently she can't do the job without him following her around on the tour bus going from show to show. He sounded like such a fool on WWHL last night. His balls are in her purse and it's just the beginning but he didn't have a whole lot going for him before Stassi so I guess he's livin' the life now. 

Also, his description of what his casting job entailed was a bunch of word salad. He was stumbling all over himself.  

Sounds like he is her new assistant to me! I guess if he didn't have much of a career before Stassi, maybe being her assistant/boyfriend was a step up for him.

[Brooke0707]

1 hour ago, MissFeatherbottom said:

I believe their main issue with Kristen is because she has complained to them how she is unhappy and that Carter doesn't contribute financially or any other way. They have shown us all of that, so yeah after awhile that would get super annoying especially since she can free herself of him at any time but chooses not to. They were probably understanding at first but Kristen seems to keep expecting them to listen to her problems over and over again without doing anything herself about the situation she is in.  Personally, I wouldn't compare Kristen/Carter with Stassi/Beau or Brittany/Jax - their relationships are not the same and both people involved seem to be happy with each other.  That's just how I see it, but I could be wrong. 

Yeah, but it seems like she hasn't complained in some time since all the clips they show are old.  Often times, they are the ones who are bringing him up.  And they've all complained about their crappy relationships before, especially Stassi/Patrick, Stassi/Jax, Katie/Tom, etc.  Jax cheated on Brittany and they certainly weren't happy when that was going up or when they took a break.  But all of that was overlooked and they were allowed to get past it.  If Kristen wants to get past it and be with Carter, what is it to them?  Stassi may be happy that Beau doesn't have a job and follows her around and cares about no one but her, but it's pathetic.

Edited March 11, 2020 by Brooke0707

[vmarsissmart]

16 hours ago, Chalby said:

I don't get why they are so upset about her insistence on staying with loser-Carter given that Stassi has had many a loser herself that her friends put up with. Why can't they just 'put up' with loser Carter?

The friend that complains, asks for advice, says she's going to break up with him, fucks him, then yells at you for being like dude... you said you were going to break up with him, and then goes on the relationship apology tour to protect the shitty boyfriend and defend him non stop while bashing your friends for not being supportive tour that they've been on for 10 years?   How many times have they gone through that cycle with Kristen? It's a pretty fucking toxic cycle and ride to go on for years.... plus how long have they been on the "Breakup train" with Kristen and Carter only to be bashed publicly for the good advice they gave and then be told they are shitty people...  that was at least a year... how long did that train go with Sandoval like 2 years and then a bit with James as well.  I'm not saying Stassi and Katie have been perfect in never complaining about their boyfriends/partners but that's a toxic fucking cycle spanning years of their friendship...  I couldn't do it.  

[Haute Messe]

19 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

You guys...I don’t hate Rand.  He’s just a doof with a lot of money.  I can live with that.  Sometimes my husband will show him to me in a poker tournament, and he’s not that douche slouching with glasses and a hood.  He just kind of is who he is.  And Lala comes to support him.  I don’t even remember why I hated Lala.  First season, yeah, pushing Kristen and flirting with Jax and Schwartz and being awful with James, yeah, I hated the bitch.  But now she says she’s sober and she seems to have a brain in her head and she doesn’t cheat, nor does she kiss ass.

And maybe Lala can support him if he loses all his $ at the poker tables...

19 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

What are they feeding her in LA?

A steady diet of booze and beer cheese - that'll pack on the pounds.

19 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

I never loathed a person more than when Brittney said, “ooh, sexual!  That’s my favorite thing to say—sexual!,” complete with a giggle as if she’d said something remotely clever or interesting.  That line was the worst thing that happened to me all day, and I had a pretty shitty day! 😩

So sorry 😞 don't you hate it when someone steals/ ruins your fave saying?

19 hours ago, breezy424 said:

I thought Lala's bikini was cute....except for the back bottom.

You mean black bottom - what was that? I rewound twice to figure it out and was no further ahead....

[heatherchandler]

Lala really does have a great ass.

[biakbiak]

45 minutes ago, Brooke0707 said:

Yeah, but it seems like she hasn't complained in some time since all the clips they show are old.  O

She told everyone he wasn’t moving in with her in her new place and was broken up with him. Cut to her still sleeping with him and having his boxes moved to her new place, etc. so I think it is very much a thing where she tells them one thing, does another, and they get frustrated because she is lying to them about it.

[KungFuBunny]

How strange about the "marriage" of Katie/Tom - I just brought this kind of thing up over on Shahs

I know in NY - you get your marriage license prior to the wedding. Then you take that paper and other forms and give it to the Officiant. After the wedding ceremony, the officiant gathers necessary signatures of the bride and groom, plus witnesses along with documentation filled out by the officiant with information such as when/where/date/time the wedding took place. In NY - it is the responsibility of the Officiant to get this to the county clerk within 10 days of the wedding. There is a time limit before everything becomes invalid

So are they saying LVP didn't do her job? Are they saying LVP handed it off to them to mail it themselves? Are they saying they themselves forgot all about it and never mailed it? As the officiant LVP was supposed to keep copies of of everything for her own files. Are they saying when they realized the paperwork was lost - neither one of them went to LVP or to the County Clerks office to find out what they had to do?

Am I the only one thinking this is a total BS story made so they could have a story line this season?

The clincher for me is that Katie never told Stassi

 

 

[LibertarianSlut]

1 hour ago, bichonblitz said:

He's lying about the job because Stassi posted an article she wrote for Glamour mag (she put it on her IG bio) about why a pre-nup is a good idea. She flat out said in the article that she asked Beau to give up his job because she needed him to help her with her podcast tour. So he's not working in "casting" anymore. He is working with Stassi because apparently she can't do the job without him following her around on the tour bus going from show to show. He sounded like such a fool on WWHL last night. His balls are in her purse and it's just the beginning but he didn't have a whole lot going for him before Stassi so I guess he's livin' the life now. 

Also, his description of what his casting job entailed was a bunch of word salad. He was stumbling all over himself.  

Thank you.  Look, I’m going to be straight:  I’m not very intelligent or advanced in a lot of walks of life—I can’t look at Insta pictures because I don’t know how, I couldn’t set up a Twitter account when the entire RHOD thread was counting on me to make one, and apparently I can’t do a google search to save my life, which puts me at a distinct disadvantage, but I have been voicing my suspicions about Beau for over a year now.  And it feels good to be right every once in awhile, especially given that I am e-handicapped.

I’m just going to be that asshole that quotes themselves, because this is making me irrationally satisfied:

On 2/19/2019 at 1:40 AM, LibertarianSlut said:

Speaking of freeloading, can someone....tell me what Beau actually does?  Because I don't think he has a job.  I think his job is to be Stassi's Boyfriend

On 2/19/2019 at 7:06 AM, LibertarianSlut said:

 Forgive me, and I'm not trying to go down the rabbit hole with this, but is there any evidence that Beau is actually out there working 40 or more hours a week?  

I get the impression...that Beau works on "projects"...and it wouldn't surprise me if he was between projects this whole season...it seems Beau is everywhere and readily available for filming day and night. Nothing on the show leads me to believe he [is] making...career sacrifices.  I could be wrong.

I am not happy per se that he doesn’t have a job—I don’t care whether he has a job.  I’m just glad he’s been outed.  What I care about is being lied to.  I knew from the way that Beau skirted Andy’s questions last year that something was up, and, once again, don’t pretend to have a job when you don’t.  Jerk.  I’ve been unemployed before, and if someone asked me, I would say, “I’m not working” or “I don’t have a job.”  I even think saying that one is “between jobs” is pretentious.  I also hate when people skirt the truth.  To continue to dodge a question about your job by substituting an industry is insulting to the person who asked you, and the audience, like we’re too dumb to catch on.  

And, yes, he sounds like an ass stumbling all over himself to give a non-answer.  

Unless there’s hard evidence that he worked a job with a title and description at the time last season was filmed and beyond, I am completely convinced everything that lent credence to the idea that he had a job—his name was vaguely attached to a commercial casting website—was spin and bullshit.  He put up a semi-decent smokescreen, I’ll give him that.  

And more power to him for following Stassi around.  I would quit my job in a hot second if I could get paid to follow my husband around.  I just don’t think I may go on TV and lie about what I do, whether it’s a lie by omission or commission.  

[biakbiak]

17 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

So are they saying LVP didn't do her job? Are they saying LVP handed it off to them to mail it themselves? Are they saying they themselves forgot all about it and never mailed it? As the officiant LVP was supposed to keep copies of of everything for her own files. Are they saying when they realized the paperwork was lost - neither one of them went to LVP or to the County Clerks office to find out what they had to do?

Tom was responsible for bringing it to the wedding, couldn’t find it, didn’t get any signatures because they couldn’t find it at the time or apparently after it. It’s not really on LVP, I assume she thought they did what most people would have done, gone to the courthouse, gotten a new one and got married on the spot which is typically available.

Edited March 11, 2020 by biakbiak

[geauxaway]

It’s a good thing none of them have real jobs because I can’t imagine how much time they have spent on all these wedding events.  Any why so many themes???  Princesses, murder mystery, Gatsby....what the fuck are we 12 year olds?  So cheesy.

Jax has totally blown through any inheritance he received from his dad.  

[hoodooznoodooz]

15 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

Stassi is, I think, having a good season, but I’ll be damned if I’ve ever seen such an attractive looking woman with such a good figure who just cannot seem to dress for her damn body.  On WWHL, the breasts were positively straining at the material, the underarm rolls were popping, and the cleavage looked so matronly that there was actually a comparison to be drawn between her and Lisa from the neck down.  She is the worst offender for not dressing for the body she has, but for the body she wishes she has.  She’d be so much prettier if she did that.

Oh, my gosh. That dress does not fit. It reminds me of Chris Rock’s bit about pump fat. “It look like they baking bread in that shoe.”

Edited March 12, 2020 by hoodooznoodooz

[TattleTeeny]

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Princesses, murder mystery, Gatsby....what the fuck are we 12 year olds?  So cheesy.

Eh...generally better than the plain old standards, I think (the most cheesy being the typical bridal shower and bachelorette party--ugh. Ugh, UGH!). Plus, other than the murder mystery, what does a theme really change other than the aesthetic of an event?