S08.E07: Joyce's Story LIVE CHAT

[Hellga]

No letters, but family therapy invitation instead!

[mmecorday]

You know, I have really vivid dreams. I dreamed the other night that Madonna was in front of me in the checkout line at Bed, Bath and Beyond and she was yelling at the cashier for using too much plastic to bag her items. That doesn't mean that something like that actually happened in my distant past.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's lying her face off again. She's all blotchy. 

[Caoimhe]

No letter, but bring Mom?!

[umgoblue]

What?!  She has checked in her Chaka look and is trying to exude the essence of her namesake...

Helllooooo, Lola Falana!

[Trillium]

I believe she’s sticking to the 1,200 calorie diet, 1,200 per item. 

[Armchair Critic]

When she nods her head her chins keep wobbling afterwards

[DEG9]

3 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

She's not going to change. Waste of time? Waste of my time!

but snarking is fun.

[Minivanessa]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

I don't drink, but I sure just had a Fudgesicle.

I don't drink either. I gave in and had almond M&Ms. Just saying.

[DC Gal in VA]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'll have to re-watch the Penny episode. Stay tuned. 

Ahem, you already are tonight with Penny 2.0 tee hee! 

[Pepper Mostly]

God, that huge face disappearing into the bouquet of chins is a sight that will haunt my dreams. 

[Gbb]

So over this bitch. I’ll now happily watch her fail. 
 

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

No letters, but family therapy invitation instead!

Too much resistance to lifting the pen. Could be mistaken for exercise.

[nytonc]

She agrees to do everything asked of her but does nothing. 

[CircusPeanuts]

OMG!!!! Dr Now with the burn.

I did therapy as a child.

YOU NEED MORE!!!

Gas soaked drawers for Dr Now!!

[gameshowjunkie]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'll have to re-watch the Penny episode. Stay tuned. 

The sacrifices you are willing to make for a bunch of strangers! We do not deserve you!!

[WonTon]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

I don't drink, but I sure just had a Fudgesicle.

We're in this together!

[LizzyB]

2 minutes ago, Splashes said:

Which episode is penny?

You just opened a door that you may regret having opened!  Penny is one odious human.

[Concerned]

She has a thick shell that Lola can’t penetrate. I bet the weight is also a way to keep people from getting to close or seeing the real her. I wonder if she’s gay and Dawn is her lover. She isn’t out to her mother or anybody else, but the fat keeps everyone far away. And Dawn feeds her.

[OlyBinewski]

1 minute ago, Splashes said:

Which episode is penny?

Season 2, Episode 3

Buckle up, it's an ugly ride.

[babyhouseman]

Just now, Gbb said:

So over this bitch. I’ll now happily watch her fail. 
 

She didn't fail the program. The program failed her.

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, ThereButFor said:

No letter, but bring Mom?!

Dr. Now is going to make her go down to the mailbox herself to send it without sending her medical transport and that's abusive so this was the alternative. 

[Kid]

And she is setting up another excuse. She said her if mother doesn’t agree to go to therapy,  she’s not gonna be able to do this. A typical addict. Takes no responsibility. And until she takes responsibility and owns it, she will never change. They broke you, you have to fix yourself!!

Edited February 13, 2020 by Kid

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

Too much resistance to lifting the pen. Could be mistaken for exercise.

Do you really expect Joyce to put her body through that? You monster. 

[Hellga]

Just now, mmecorday said:

You know, I have really vivid dreams. I dreamed the other night that Madonna was in front of me in the checkout line at Bed, Bath and Beyond and she was yelling at the cashier for using too much plastic to bag her items. That doesn't mean that something like that actually happened in my distant past.

I once had a very life-like dream about the first day of school after spring break.  I dreamed of coming in, writing down the schedule for the new quarter, going to class, talking with my classmates, coming home, doing homework, going to bed.  Then my alarm sounded, I woke up, and I was fully convinced it was not Monday but Tuesday then my Mom told me that no, it was Monday and the first day of the quarter.  Funny, but the real schedule was exactly like I dream (the classes I already new, but the exact order was not known until the actual first day of class!).

[CringeWatcher]

3 minutes ago, Splashes said:

Which episode is penny?

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt3480414/

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Splashes said:

Which episode is penny?

The one who kept wondering where her Yellow Brick Road was. And her oxygen tank. 

She also made deli sandwiches in her bed. Where she pooped.

[Suzywriter]

she has not smiled once.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, PaTatertots said:

Aaand friend is creepily sleep smiling in a chair 

I'm starting to think the friend stays with her because Joyce gets pain pills that the friend is snorting.

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

Too much resistance to lifting the pen. Could be mistaken for exercise.

She's flapping her feet in the wheelchair for exercise. She's working as hard as she can. 

[Callaphera]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

She also made deli sandwiches in her bed. Where she pooped.

Sentences like this is why I can't quit you guys.

[Carboncat]

Cats manage to walk on the laptop and remote at  just the wrong time.  Amber just bent the n key.  Calls for a drink.

But seriously, Joyce NEVER EVEN TRIED.  What "journey"?

[peaceknit]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

she has not smiled once.

You're right, I haven't seen her teeth.

[MsVixen]

Quality of SNARK tonight is a 10!!!!!!

Edited February 13, 2020 by MsVixen

[Hana Chan]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

The one who kept wondering where her Yellow Brick Road was. And her oxygen tank. 

She also made deli sandwiches in her bed. Where she pooped.

I don't think I'll ever forget the poop bed wontons....

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Do you really expect Joyce to put her body through that? You monster. 

Maybe Dawn can write for her.

Really skinny margins.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Kid said:

And she setting up another excuse. She said her mother doesn’t agree to go to therapy she’s not gonna be able to do this. A typical addict. Take no responsibility. And until she takes responsibility and owns it, she will never change. They broke you, you have to fix yourself!!

She won't bring her mother to therapy. Because she's lying her face off. She loves her narrative of poor ignored little Joyce. 

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

The one who kept wondering where her Yellow Brick Road was. And her oxygen tank. 

She also made deli sandwiches in her bed. Where she pooped.

Don’t forget that life isn’t worth living without fried wontons!  Which she also made in her bed/kitchen.

[nokat]

I walked away for a bit and damn you all have been busy. Must be a good episode.
 

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

Sentences like this is why I can't quit you guys.

We are the Brokeback Mountain of snark

[mmecorday]

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You're right, I haven't seen her teeth

Count your blessings. We've seen some pretty nasty choppers on this show.

[Callaphera]

Just now, Carboncat said:

But seriously, Joyce NEVER EVEN TRIED.  What "journey"?

She lifted a fork to her mouth. What more do you expect from her? That's both a journey and exercise. 

[Chicklet]

Doing better? But she was doing everything right ! She swore. Lying witch.

[Hellga]

2 minutes ago, Trillium said:

I believe she’s sticking to the 1,200 calorie diet, 1,200 per item. 

1,200 calories is less than most slices of Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake or many restaurant entrees.  You think she has the discipline to not clear the plate? 

[ams1001]

Eating habit update: Just made hot chocolate (Archer Farms Dark Chocolate) and may have added a tablespoon or two of Baileys to it.

Where did the little dog come from?! Did they always have a little dog?

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Callaphera said:

She lifted a fork to her mouth. What more do you expect from her? That's both a journey and exercise. 

She’s been on THAT journey/exercise all of her life!

[DEG9]

Good? as in plenty of repulsive personality behaviors on the part of this Poundicipant? Absolutely.

[gameshowjunkie]

That is a mountain of food!!

[Armchair Critic]

Cooking from her chair, we weren't kidding that she was Penny 2

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Its egg whites and vegetables. But its enough for five people.