S07.E12: I Do and I Don't Know

[StatisticalOutlier]

12 hours ago, bravofan27 said:

I drool over Anny's hair. It's so thick and shiny.

But I so detest the way expresses dismissiveness with it, by moving her head taking a little hunk of the end of it near her shoulder and moving it a few inches.

 

12 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Did I hear the wedding officiant call Sasha Alexander ? 

Sasha is a nickname for Alexander in Russia.

[Takitaki]

2 hours ago, Silver Bells said:

I said to my hubs “ why is Sarah on this show sooo much, blabbing and interfering?”  He said “ For MONEY”, that’s why.  Her and the two kids are making money.  Duh!

Honestly I think she's glad to be rid of Michael and happy that Juliana is around to share the burden with the kids!

[keti]

Jasmine isn't work oriented?

Oh, honey, neither am I to some extent but I don't like to be homeless and eating out of dumpsters.

[Zevious Zoquis]

33 minutes ago, Takitaki said:

Honestly I think she's glad to be rid of Michael and happy that Juliana is around to share the burden with the kids!

if that's the case she should be nowhere near the whole escapade...as opposed to actually taking part in it all.  I'm sure it's mostly producer driven of course, but she's an annoying character at the very least.

[RealReality]

45 minutes ago, keti said:

Jasmine isn't work oriented?

Oh, honey, neither am I to some extent but I don't like to be homeless and eating out of dumpsters.

LOL, no one is work oriented, that why it's not called "fun"

[BallisticNikki]

19 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Also, Anny probably figures there is much more money here for her in the long run than to leave with a check. She is one materialistic woman, I give her that.  She makes no bones about it.  Robert is an idiot to go forward.  

Why do ppl say that? Bc she wanted an iphone and clothing that was not used?

6 hours ago, Gobi said:

If Anny took a check from PSG and did not leave the country, that might be considered theft by deception. 

"She told me it was a wedding gift."

2 hours ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

Sasha is a nickname for Alexander in Russia.

And the girl's name Alexandra, too.

[Spike]

On 1/27/2020 at 12:11 AM, Jade Foxx said:

What is it with Michael’s ex-wife’s determination to look so disheveled and haggard on national television? No makeup, wonky eyebrows, sad sundresses. She always looks a hot ass bedraggled MESS. 

 

She's from Toledo.  Like Klinger.

[Spike]

On 1/27/2020 at 6:42 AM, Blo Town said:

spectacle of her performing the ceremony in a $19 Target sundress and greasy hair with her Jay Leno lantern jaw. I hope if she's reading this she gets into some sort of counseling or program for the alcohol

Did someone post that she is engaged to a "rapper?"  Could be some competition going on.

[Spike]

On 1/27/2020 at 9:58 AM, FrancescaFiore said:

Jasmine would probably be in heaven at a party where everybody was just doing yoga and working on their inner peace.

Whatever she is doing doesn't appear to be working.  She radiates misery. 

[Hangin Out]

3 hours ago, greekmom said:

It would have been cheaper, cleaner and less of a hassle if Anna just signed up the boys for Big Brother's. 

Damn .. I feel so sorry for these boys.  They don’t deserve a guy in their house that they can’t even connect to.  Maybe she’s been bringing home guys for awhile now.  Can’t she hold off awhile?  The older one I hope will go away to college.  I wonder if they have any grandparents or aunts and uncles?  Nice boys and mannerly.  She’s throwing the guilt on them and they don’t need that.  Adolescence is tough enough.

[FrancescaFiore]

14 minutes ago, Spike said:

Did someone post that she is engaged to a "rapper?"  Could be some competition going on.

Sarah seems to be doing just fine. I think as long as the child support $ keeps flowing, she's genuinely not the stereotypical bitter ex wife. Is she still overly involved in Michael's life? Absolutely. Is that weird? Totally. But hey, whatever works. And this appears to work - Max & Cece are sweet, smart, funny, well-adjusted kids. 

[Hangin Out]

Jasmine has no personality, is selfish and conceited.  Now, she doesn’t even want to work.  Is this a joke?  Why does he even want her?  She will be a big problem.

[magemaud]

11 hours ago, Christina said:

13 hours ago, magemaud said:

Did anyone else notice that Emily’s wedding gown was NOT the one she “said yes” to at Scary Greta’s Bridal Salon? 

The show sent them there. She said she purchased her wedding dress off the rack at Macy's. 

So all of Betsy's comments re "I think you've found the right dress, but I hope you have found the right groom" were just production shenanigans? 

I am "chock" disappointed! 

[magemaud]

57 minutes ago, Spike said:

Did someone post that she is engaged to a "rapper?"  Could be some competition going on.

I believe Sarah has since married the Rapper. He must be the guy in the group photo from the wedding, but he doesn't look typical. Wasn't Darcey's first husband a rapper, too? Wouldn't it be great if it was the same middle aged white guy from CT? 

[Baltimore Betty]

55 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

Jasmine has no personality, is selfish and conceited.  Now, she doesn’t even want to work.  Is this a joke?  Why does he even want her?  She will be a big problem.

She won't want him to go out except to work and will get mad if he wants to have his friends over, probably won't allow alcohol in the house...she better figure out some way to entertain Blake if she wants home all the time because she is showing us she is humorless and boring.

[Mrs. Hanson]

4 hours ago, greekmom said:

It would have been cheaper, cleaner and less of a hassle if Anna just signed up the boys for Big Brother's. 

Yeah but a Big Brother may not be available for no no time later.  So Murcel seemed like a logical choice, right?

Had I been at the dinner with Jasmine and she said she was not into work and wanted to work on inner peace I would said, "Are there listings for that on Indeed?"

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

She won't want him to go out except to work and will get mad if he wants to have his friends over, probably won't allow alcohol in the house...she better figure out some way to entertain Blake if she wants home all the time because she is showing us she is humorless and boring.

Jasmine is vapid and boring.*. 

I don't think any rich American dude is interested in a woman who is boring, not particularly attractive and is going to refuse to kiss them if they had a beer.  She is not pretty enough to get away with having so little personality.  

Worldwide, there is high demand for and a low supply of rich men who have the means and desire to fund a stay at home trophy wife. 

If such a unicorn is looking for a mate, there are plenty of young women who are just as fit, a lot prettier and won't be such a succubus.  

But obviously Jasmine should be been looking for such a man of means.  Which makes me wonder if Blake oversold his career and living situation to her. 

Did she think that anytime someone said "music producer" or "co owner of a music label" that it meant said person had Diddy or Russell Simmons wealth?

Talk about getting financially catfished!

*It has nothing to do with her stance on personal sobriety.  

[SunnyBeBe]

4 hours ago, greekmom said:

It would have been cheaper, cleaner and less of a hassle if Anna just signed up the boys for Big Brother's. 

So true. Something tells me she is going to have a real challenge on her hands in a couple of years. I get where the boys are coming from.  They realize their mom is not that bright and is also selfish. 

[Mldh598]

17 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Did I hear the wedding officiant call Sasha Alexander ? 

Yep! I re-listened because I wasn't sure I heard correctly at first.

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Mldh598 said:

17 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Did I hear the wedding officiant call Sasha Alexander ? 

Yep! I re-listened because I wasn't sure I heard correctly at first.

In the Russian tradition of the male baby's middle name being the father's first name with "ovich" added to it, meaning "son of," David's middle name is "Alexanderovich" 

[politichick]

56 minutes ago, magemaud said:

So all of Betsy's comments re "I think you've found the right dress, but I hope you have found the right groom" were just production shenanigans? 

I am "chock" disappointed! 

Maybe Emily decided after they filmed that scene to check out Macy's, found something cheaper that she liked and went with it.

Anny cracked me up when she told the porno gran that her money is "nasty money."

The Anna and Mursal situation is just a sad sack mess. The two younger boys, however, seem to have come around and like Mursal, so who the hell knows what's going on there.

[BallisticNikki]

1 hour ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Sarah seems to be doing just fine. I think as long as the child support $ keeps flowing, she's genuinely not the stereotypical bitter ex wife. Is she still overly involved in Michael's life? Absolutely. Is that weird? Totally. But hey, whatever works. And this appears to work - Max & Cece are sweet, smart, funny, well-adjusted kids. 

Is it Pitbull?😃

[bravofan27]

I hate to say this, BUT, Sarah is white, a US citizen, and has spousal/child support. I'm not convinced that Julianna is anything more than an au pair. Yes, Michael didn't do a prenup. Doesn't mean he can't transfer the funds to Sarah at any point in time if he needs too. I feel like they are both sort of on to the scam. Also, Julianna looks asian. Asian folks in Brazil are usually very very poor. She's still Brazilian, but I think an ancestor moved there for work. My husband's grandma is from China and her family moved to Peru for work back in the 1900's.

 

 

[FrancescaFiore]

1 hour ago, BallisticNikki said:

Is it Pitbull?😃

From the looks of it, it's Pitbull's older brother, Bull Terrier.

[cinsays]

2 hours ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Sarah seems to be doing just fine. I think as long as the child support $ keeps flowing, she's genuinely not the stereotypical bitter ex wife. Is she still overly involved in Michael's life? Absolutely. Is that weird? Totally. But hey, whatever works. And this appears to work - Max & Cece are sweet, smart, funny, well-adjusted kids. 

maybe it's just me, but I find the way these people are posed to be kind of strange.  the groom with his arm across the son's chest like that?  his ex's arm sort of down on her daughter's hip, her husband/lover(?) leaning in with his arms behind his back? 

[FrancescaFiore]

Holy cats, it's almost immediate validation! I haven't had my deeply-held faith in the genuine candor of porn stars validated this much since... well, Stormy Daniels. 

Edited January 28, 2020 by FrancescaFiore

[SemiCharmedLife]

17 hours ago, magemaud said:

Did anyone else notice that Emily’s wedding gown was NOT the one she “said yes” to at Scary Greta’s Bridal Salon? 

I've noticed at least 70% of the brides do not choose one of the dresses we've see them try on.  Most of the time they are wearing something completely different.

[b2H]

19 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Did I hear the wedding officiant call Sasha Alexander ? 

If someone else hasn't already responded, yes, I believe Sasha is the diminutive or nickname for Alexander.

[SemiCharmedLife]

7 hours ago, keti said:

Jasmine isn't work oriented?

Oh, honey, neither am I to some extent but I don't like to be homeless and eating out of dumpsters.

Also, she makes herself sound so appealing as a future citizen of our country.  Do we really need extra plastic sitting around taking up space and doing nothing for our society?  

[Spike]

8 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Also, she makes herself sound so appealing as a future citizen of our country.  Do we really need extra plastic sitting around taking up space and doing nothing for our society?  

Yes why can't she sit around in Finland?  Most people come here for opportunity,

[Ijustwantsomechips]

3 hours ago, magemaud said:

I believe Sarah has since married the Rapper. He must be the guy in the group photo from the wedding, but he doesn't look typical. Wasn't Darcey's first husband a rapper, too? Wouldn't it be great if it was the same middle aged white guy from CT? 

Who is she married to? Ten-a-fly?  (In case anyone reads Harlan Coben)

[SemiCharmedLife]

I can't participate in the Rice a Roni Live Feed snarkfest because I live on the West Coast, but I read it every week because it is hilarious!  Some posters were mentioning Bingo cards, which I think is a fantastic idea, especially seeing how we have a new season coming up.  I was thinking we should list the ideas for the Bingo card, either here or on a separate thread and then ask for the help of some tech-savvy individual to create them.  The live snarkers were coming up with some great Bingo squares, but I'll leave it for them to post them here (their due credit).  What do you think?

"My kids are my first priority."

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

13 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I can't participate in the Rice a Roni Live Feed snarkfest because I live on the West Coast, but I read it every week because it is hilarious!  Some posters were mentioning Bingo cards, which I think is a fantastic idea, especially seeing how we have a new season coming up.  I was thinking we should list the ideas for the Bingo card, either here or on a separate thread and then ask for the help of some tech-savvy individual to create them.  The live snarkers were coming up with some great Bingo squares, but I'll leave it for them to post them here (their due credit).  What do you think?

"My kids are my first priority."

 

I suggested that “soulmate” should be the free middle square. Just because it’s a given.

[BallisticNikki]

 

17 minutes ago, Spike said:

Yes why can't she sit around in Finland?  Most people come here for opportunity,

Well, she's within her rights to come here to marry her American partner and do nothing more, on the k1. I just saw her comments about "inner peace" and "not really into work" to be the most thinly veiled attempts at producer driven shenanigans. It was just so ridiculous and obvious. 😆 She always seemed to hate Blake. But on Sunday it was clear Blake hated her, too!😂

[Spike]

4 minutes ago, BallisticNikki said:

 

Well, she's within her rights to come here to marry her American partner and do nothing more, on the k1. I just saw her comments about "inner peace" and "not really into work" to be the most thinly veiled attempts at producer driven shenanigans. It was just so ridiculous and obvious. 😆 She always seemed to hate Blake. But on Sunday it was clear Blake hated her, too!😂

You’d think that there would be a man in Finland willing to let her sit on her ass.

[BallisticNikki]

6 minutes ago, Spike said:

You’d think that there would be a man in Finland willing to let her sit on her ass.

i think the taxes are too high there for that! 😆

[Rt66vintage]

3 hours ago, BallisticNikki said:

Is it Pitbull?😃

He's much better looking than Michael, mostly because his skin is alive and not the pasty pallor of both Michael and Sarah. Speaking of Sarah, could she have looked any more haggard at the wedding event? And why is her neck so weak that she can't keep her head up? It kept falling over on her shoulder. 

During her later TH, her body swaying and twisting back and forth was odd. She couldn't hold her head up off her shoulder then either. 

25 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I suggested that “soulmate” should be the free middle square. Just because it’s a given.

Some other possible bingo boxes: He/she is the love of my life. My kids are the most important thing in my life. One more time and I'm outta here. I can't wait for you to meet my family/friends. I've sacrificed EVERYTHING for you. Family is the most important thing in my country. 

I'm standing by my earlier comment that I believe Jasmine's parents are paying Blake to marry their vanilla weird daughter; it's some sort of immigration scam. That's why she has no problem saying she has no plans on working, and why there is no chemistry between her and Blake. 

Ugliest person on this season? Emily, who looks like a vampire Tiny Tim. And her speaking cadence is extra irritating. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 hour ago, Rt66vintage said:

f Sarah, could she have looked any more haggard at the wedding event? And why is her neck so weak that she can't keep her head up? It kept falling over on her shoulder. 

During her later TH, her body swaying and twisting back and forth was odd. She couldn't hold her head up off her shoulder then either. 

She was drunk. Jasmin wouldn’t approve.

Edited January 29, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Hangin Out]

4 hours ago, bravofan27 said:

I hate to say this, BUT, Sarah is white, a US citizen, and has spousal/child support. I'm not convinced that Julianna is anything more than an au pair. Yes, Michael didn't do a prenup. Doesn't mean he can't transfer the funds to Sarah at any point in time if he needs too. I feel like they are both sort of on to the scam. Also, Julianna looks asian. Asian folks in Brazil are usually very very poor. She's still Brazilian, but I think an ancestor moved there for work. My husband's grandma is from China and her family moved to Peru for work back in the 1900's.

 

 

You just might have something there.  I’ve said also that Julianna does not look Brazilian.  I’m also wondering if she is as sweet as she looks.  Maybe underneath, she’s a smart cookie and will outsmart them both.  You never know.

[Blo Town]

6 hours ago, Silver Bells said:

I wonder if they have any grandparents or aunts and uncles?

We saw Anna's mother, so there's one grandmother.

Just thinking on Michael's ex, Sarah, I think that is a full-blown alcohol abuse issue going on. That would explain her appearance, rather loud and pushy involvement in all this, and various other questionable choices. It's fun to snark, but I kinda feel for her and hope maybe she can make some changes and reach out for help once she sees the footage.

[Gobi]

6 minutes ago, Blo Town said:

We saw Anna's mother, so there's one grandmother.

Just thinking on Michael's ex, Sarah, I think that is a full-blown alcohol abuse issue going on. That would explain her appearance, rather loud and pushy involvement in all this, and various other questionable choices. It's fun to snark, but I kinda feel for her and hope maybe she can make some changes and reach out for help once she sees the footage.

This show could start an AA group with its real or suspected drinkers: Darcy, Corey (DUI), Sarah, Coltee (whiskey straight out of the bottle), Blake (if we believe Jazmine), Laura (probably, had to resort to making her own), Angela (another DUI), Ashley (maybe), Ronald, Akinyi (probably just a low tolerance for alcohol). Pretty impressive. Then there's Syngyn with his Jack Daniels and coffee for breakfast (hey, it's 5 o'clock somewhere, am I right?), and Debbie looks like she's bent her elbow more than a few times. Tania likes to commune with the spirits, too, in more ways than one.

[Frozendiva]

During the holiday season, some folks use Baileys Irish Cream in their morning coffee. I like an occasional glass of wine or some brandy or a vodka cooler or gin and tonic.

[NoWhammies]

1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

During the holiday season, some folks use Baileys Irish Cream in their morning coffee. I like an occasional glass of wine or some brandy or a vodka cooler or gin and tonic.

I'm sipping some tequila and waving at you with my legal Oregon pot. 

[kendi]

4 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I suggested that “soulmate” should be the free middle square. Just because it’s a given.

Soulmate/Love of my life

 

[Frozendiva]

44 minutes ago, NoWhammies said:

I'm sipping some tequila and waving at you with my legal Oregon pot. 

Weed is legal in Canada. Never use it.

[mittsigirl]

On 1/27/2020 at 5:17 PM, Blo Town said:

I just keep a single check in my wallet, which amuses my shrink no end. But for travel, you might just need one. I do crack up when some old bat writes a check at Kroger's, holding up the line.

I guess that I am the old bat that still writes a cheque at my grocery store!!

[RealReality]

7 hours ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Holy cats, it's almost immediate validation! I haven't had my deeply-held faith in the genuine candor of porn stars validated this much since... well, Stormy Daniels. 

.......or you realize you came off looking real shitty on national TV and are desperately looking for an "out"

Either PSG did this or she agreed to do this.  Neither is a good look. 

3 hours ago, Gobi said:

This show could start an AA group with its real or suspected drinkers: Darcy, Corey (DUI), Sarah, Coltee (whiskey straight out of the bottle), Blake (if we believe Jazmine), Laura (probably, had to resort to making her own), Angela (another DUI), Ashley (maybe), Ronald, Akinyi (probably just a low tolerance for alcohol). Pretty impressive. Then there's Syngyn with his Jack Daniels and coffee for breakfast (hey, it's 5 o'clock somewhere, am I right?), and Debbie looks like she's bent her elbow more than a few times. Tania likes to commune with the spirits, too, in more ways than one.

They would all require liquor in order to tolerate each other.  

Edited January 29, 2020 by RealReality

[RealReality]

6 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I can't participate in the Rice a Roni Live Feed snarkfest because I live on the West Coast, but I read it every week because it is hilarious!  Some posters were mentioning Bingo cards, which I think is a fantastic idea, especially seeing how we have a new season coming up.  I was thinking we should list the ideas for the Bingo card, either here or on a separate thread and then ask for the help of some tech-savvy individual to create them.  The live snarkers were coming up with some great Bingo squares, but I'll leave it for them to post them here (their due credit).  What do you think?

"My kids are my first priority."

 

I live on the west coast and watch through the app with my fire stick.  It's fantastically easy to set up and the shows airs at 5pm PST, the same time it airs on the East coast. 

5 hours ago, Spike said:

You’d think that there would be a man in Finland willing to let her sit on her ass.

Yeah, her dad.  He is happy to let some American nitwit take over. 

[DaphneCat]

I've been trying to figure out what was so familiar about Jasmine's mouth.  It's exactly like Grumpy Cat's (apparently Grumpy Cat actually had a personality though.)

[blubld43]

6 hours ago, DaphneCat said:

I've been trying to figure out what was so familiar about Jasmine's mouth.  It's exactly like Grumpy Cat's (apparently Grumpy Cat actually had a personality though.)

I don't find her attractive at all, that plastic face is hideous IMO. I can't imagine her being anybody's trophy wife.

I think Blake's friend with the dark hair is into him.  Speaking of which, she had on a t-shirt with "Petrocelli Family" on it, so did a couple of other friends, is that the name of his band?