Robert and Anny: Uber Stupid

[Christina]

I think this couple is over acting their fights for camera time and think that we are going to see an apartment shopping spree of super expensive apartments like with Larissa and Colt. That apartment didn't look great but was apparently a high rise, high roller apartment that cost more in rent in a year then a mini mansion here in the boonies. Someone asked her why they were at an apartment where the monthly rent was more than Colt made in a month and she said the show arranged it, along with the car shopping and sent them to Goodwill because they could get permission to film there. That Goodwill had a dedicated dress area for weddings, prom and pageants and looked like it had a wide selection as opposed to the Goodwill they showed for this couple, but they probably had a more expensive section, too, which wasn't filmed because it wasn't part of the story line. He probably took her to an outlet store off camera.

Moving Bryson into his own bed will be part of the storyline, too. It's just frauding for camera time.

[antfitz]

Anny  Is self absorbed and bitchy.  He has some problems and a lot of kids by different women, But he seems to be beyond that lifestyle. She is going to be trouble. He takes good care of his son, but he's a fool if he hooks up with this girl.  I thought in an inner city school, and her attitude is very familiar. Ugh!

 One thing's for certain about this show, I have yet to see ONE of these couples that should get married.  The Americans all come off as desperate, and the foreigners all come off as wanting a green card and/or living in America. The Americans are, by and large, Pathetic. The pictures of the foreign women are all sexually oriented.  

Edited November 25, 2019 by antfitz

[Christina]

A couple of posts with the photos Anny wanted Robert to remove from his Facebook

Five photos

Before the season, porn star granny had given an interview to the Adult News something or other, which was a legitimate news source for the industry not just a blogger, and said she filmed four days for this show with her husband. They had been married for a dozen years or so and people were asking why she was on the show but it wasn't clarified in that interview, probably because of the NDA. She also appeared on a show where she was searching for a wedding dress for a renewal ceremony or something. There were a lot of things released before the cast members had threads and I didn't keep them back then. This show causes so much web traffic that I cannot find anything that old, you know, over a month old, any longer.

[Armchair Critic]

9 hours ago, Gobi said:

There's a photo of what may be her magnum opus on this thread.

LMAO, pure class. It's probably a good thing I missed that when I was posting from work. 😂

[Twopper]

On 11/20/2019 at 3:24 PM, mamadrama said:

My problem with the Connors is  similar one I had with the Bundys-they were always talking about struggling financially, yet their home and clothes never really reflected this.

I always had the feeling the Bundys had cc debt because of the clothes and had no money left by the end of the month.  Same for the Conners.  I think "Mama's Family" is a good choice; her house is okay, but she has her grandson and her son and DIL living with her (in the first season, her aunt and other grandchildren lived there).  Also she makes her own clothes and is usually seen in the same dresses episode after episode.

4 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Going back some, but "All in the Family" did.

Very good example.   Maybe Andy Taylor and Opie?

On 11/24/2019 at 8:12 AM, AZChristian said:

I buy my cotton granny panties in a sealed package at Walmart.  Ain't nobody tried those puppies on.

I can't go into Walmart; I have to order mine online.  Always white, too.

[Christina]

I think this may have been posted because of the mustache, but at the same time, Anny has been acting like she has an over inflated sense of herself. I'm still leaning toward them being over acting for air time and hopes of another season, but she's really beginning to irritate me. She is marrying a man who has five kids from four women, one who lives with him full time, works as a Lyft driver and in a warehouse, possibly as a delivery driver but it wasn't clear to me his actual job in the warehouse, and their reactions to each other are like they have no idea who the other person is, which is fakey, fake, fake, fake,

Also, in case anyone wants to follow the grandma, this is her account, posted through a different account so you'll have to type her name to find it.

There have been discussions in several places, including the comments of that post, about how she looks younger and better than the Silva twins. I wonder if they know they are being compared to a porn star and are losing?

[Boston]

Anny needs larynx surgery.. pronto

[goofygirl]

She also might think about waxing that mustache too.  Or not doing SUCH a close up of her face.

[Mu Shu]

On 11/27/2019 at 4:02 PM, Christina said:

I think this may have been posted because of the mustache, but at the same time, Anny has been acting like she has an over inflated sense of herself. I'm still leaning toward them being over acting for air time and hopes of another season, but she's really beginning to irritate me. She is marrying a man who has five kids from four women, one who lives with him full time, works as a Lyft driver and in a warehouse, possibly as a delivery driver but it wasn't clear to me his actual job in the warehouse, and their reactions to each other are like they have no idea who the other person is, which is fakey, fake, fake, fake,

Also, in case anyone wants to follow the grandma, this is her account, posted through a different account so you'll have to type her name to find it.

There have been discussions in several places, including the comments of that post, about how she looks younger and better than the Silva twins. I wonder if they know they are being compared to a porn star and are losing?

Probably flattered. Darcey dresses like the stereotypical idea of a sex worker, she’s probably too shy to actually be one. 

I remain impressed PG looks so good. It’s not just being so young looking, she’s wearing minimal makeup and auburn hair instead the full face of drag and bleached extensions. She really won the genetic lottery. I’m not going to snark on the ridiculous foobs, because she does need them for work.

looks like Nanny is packing some lbs on. It looks like all they do is sit around and bitch, then go out and eat high calorie food at chain restaurants. 

Thank god for Porn Granny, because Robert and Anny are duds. I hate both of their lazy voices. 

[Rt66vintage]

Ew, PSG is "doing anal with Logan Long today." Thanks for the heads up, granny.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Rt66vintage said:

Ew, PSG is "doing anal with Logan Long today." Thanks for the heads up, granny.

She's working her ass off, that's for sure.

[libgirl2]

4 minutes ago, Rt66vintage said:

Ew, PSG is "doing anal with Logan Long today." Thanks for the heads up, granny.

Yea, thanks for sharing. Not. I see people saying how great she is etc.... she is a porn star. Sorry that isn't great in my book. 

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, Gobi said:

She's working her ass off, that's for sure.

LOL, reminds me of this classic SNL skit about porn stars doing a shoe commercial.  

[mamadrama]

4 hours ago, Gobi said:

She's working her ass off, that's for sure.

You know, the bar has been set so low with these folks that at this point I can only think well, at least she's working...

[Mrs. Hanson]

The conversation in the pub with Grandparents and Robert after the dust up made me dislike Robert even more.   "They have to settle it."  No, jackass, you need to facilitate this.  You started all this by bringing a woman you met for 8 hours into your home then springing her onto Bryson's grandparents.  Of COURSE they are shocked!

[hookedontv]

On 12/3/2019 at 12:52 PM, Rt66vintage said:

Ew, PSG is "doing anal with Logan Long today." Thanks for the heads butt’s up, granny.

FTFY. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

I hope they are not on tonight.  Both are unpleasant and the cadence in his pattern of speaking just bugs me.

On 12/2/2019 at 11:12 AM, Mu Shu said:

looks like Nanny is packing some lbs on. It looks like all they do is sit around and bitch, then go out and eat high calorie food at chain restaurants. 

I agree and a boxing lesson where you stand and bitch for 50 minutes of the 60 minutes does not burn a lot of calories.

[Christina]

No words, or more specifically so many words I've been struck dumb.

[blubld43]

9 hours ago, Christina said:

No words, or more specifically so many words I've been struck dumb.

Good Lord. Is he seriously asking people to provide his son's Christmas? He's a cute little boy; I HATE that Robert is obviously not above exploiting his child for money. 

[sainte-chapelle]

48 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

Good Lord. Is he seriously asking people to provide his son's Christmas? He's a cute little boy; I HATE that Robert is obviously not above exploiting his child for money. 

Perhaps he should buy his children some presents instead of spending money on a visa for a woman who obviously dislikes him.

[blubld43]

21 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Perhaps he should buy his children some presents instead of spending money on a visa for a woman who obviously dislikes him.

Truth! And personally I'm sick of watching broke losers with kids to support trying to buy a foreign, real doll. Who will also babysit.

Looking at you Robert, you Ben, you Caesar. I'm sure I'm missing a bunch.

[Gobi]

35 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Perhaps he should buy his children some presents instead of spending money on a visa for a woman who obviously dislikes him.

That’s crazy talk!

[charmed1]

If this bum had really fallen on hard times, there are organizations he could enroll his childREN into that could help with Christmas presents. The Salvation Army’s Angel Tree is the first one that comes into mind. If people are really ridiculous enough to mail presents to precious Bryson, I should hope that the rest of Robert’s children get to at least pick from the scraps.

[doyouevengohere]

Maybe Bryson will finally get his own bed!!!!!

Robert and Tania seem like a good match; they would beg for everything on social media.

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, not you again said:

I think the public should use the address to send boxes of condoms to Bryson's dad.

LMAO.  That would be pretty hilarious.  In fairness, Robert made it sound like people are asking him how to send Bryson gifts.  

Its all pathetic and sad, but it's slightly better if he isn't asking but silly fools are asking.  I agree that people should go through organized programs like angel tree.  

ETA: Bryson is probably getting a buttload of gifts from porn granny and yes pun intended!

Edited December 11, 2019 by RealReality

[Mrs. Hanson]

6 hours ago, doyouevengohere said:

Maybe Bryson will finally get his own bed!!!!!

Robert and Tania seem like a good match; they would beg for everything on social media.

I want him to get pajamas.  Still not cool with him being filmed in his underwear.

[doyouevengohere]

I feel like anything anyone sent him for Bryson would be sold to pay for something dumb.

[gonecrackers]

How ballsy of him. Regardless if others asked, he should have told them to give their money to a good charity for the holidays. We know he can afford gifts because he could be approved for & fund the K1 process, & he's getting paid for being on the show. Even if he couldn't afford gifts, it's not anyone's problem but his own for wasting money on his imported, next baby mama. Where's PSG with all her hard earned big bucks. Well, she didn't buy him a bed, so maybe she doesn't get Bryson gifts. They're all a pathetic bunch.

[RealReality]

3 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

How ballsy of him. Regardless if others asked, he should have told them to give their money to a good charity for the holidays. We know he can afford gifts because he could be approved for & fund the K1 process, & he's getting paid for being on the show. Even if he couldn't afford gifts, it's not anyone's problem but his own for wasting money on his imported, next baby mama. Where's PSG with all her hard earned big bucks. Well, she didn't buy him a bed, so maybe she doesn't get Bryson gifts. They're all a pathetic bunch.

I'd guess that PSG buys Bryson gifts, but someone like Robert doesn't have the sort of shame to say "no" to charity gifts even though he probably doesn't need them. 

@doyouevengohere is probably right and he will just sell the gifts and see nothing wrong with that.  I would bet in his mind, if people are dumb enough to send him unsolicited gifts they deserve to be taken advantage of.  

I just don't think "shame" is really in Roberts vocabulary. 

[Mu Shu]

44 minutes ago, doyouevengohere said:

I feel like anything anyone sent him for Bryson would be sold to pay for something dumb.

Like an off the shoulder tube top or booty shorts from channelle. Neither which are flattering. Maybe a scrunchie or two for Robert. And surely nanny wants some crappy perfume like Angel of La vie est belle, which smells cheap, but isn’t. 

[AZChristian]

Never have I been so tempted to mail a box of condoms to a stranger.

[Christina]

Robert and Anny were married August 12, 2019. The full story is in Soapdirt, but I didn't go get that link

[Christina]

So, who thinks Robert watched them all. Raises hand. It doesn't seem like he considers her his mother-in-law and has that type of relationship. I'm guessing he was curious.

Two slides.

[gonecrackers]

It sounds inane to refer to anything on her as "private".

[doyouevengohere]

I'm sure he still has it all on his phone.

[Christina]

Robert and/or Anny is supposedly doing a Q&A about tonight's episode and what happened at the strip club, but I don't see it anywhere. While looking for it, I found these two IG from a few days ago where Robert answered a few questions, so I figured I'd add them here.

Three slides

 

Seven or eight slides

 

[iwasish]

On 12/13/2019 at 10:30 AM, doyouevengohere said:

I'm sure he still has it all on his phone.

It is part of his past and  in case Bryson should ask about his grandma...

 

[Mrs. Hanson]

14 hours ago, Christina said:

Robert and/or Anny is supposedly doing a Q&A about tonight's episode and what happened at the strip club, but I don't see it anywhere. While looking for it, I found these two IG from a few days ago where Robert answered a few questions, so I figured I'd add them here.

Three slides

 

Seven or eight slides

 

His grammar is overwhelmingly bad and he bugs more than ever.

[watchingtvaddict]

19 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

His grammar is overwhelmingly bad and he bugs more than ever.

He writes like he talks. 

[toodles]

4 hours ago, watchingtvaddict said:

He writes like he talks. 

Like an uneducated jerk.

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 hour ago, toodles said:

Like an uneducated jerk.

Who thinks he is God's gift to women.  And society.

[Rt66vintage]

On 12/23/2019 at 4:07 PM, Mrs. Hanson said:

His grammar is overwhelmingly bad and he bugs more than ever.

It's not as horrendous as Danielle's grammar, which is nails on a chalkboard irritating. 

Edited December 27, 2019 by Rt66vintage

[Mrs. Hanson]

On 12/26/2019 at 6:47 PM, Rt66vintage said:

It's not as horrendous as Danielle's grammar, which is nails on a chalkboard irritating. 

I agree and both have very unappealing personalities to boot.

[Christina]

My posts keep timing out and deleting themselves. If this link posts, it's a cut scene of Robert and Anny checking out the venue. It's on Streamable and autoplays. 

https://streamable.com/5k0h8

Also, it has been repeatedly reported that they are still filming for another season of Happily Ever After, so their petty bickering has worked for them. It sounds like they are living in the same complex but a two bedroom and the apartment shopping was all TLC like many of us suspected. 

 

[Christina]

Robert's sister has had her Instagram follower count skyrocket, apparently said something about the diner scene being set up, which in turn pissed off Robert because he didn't want  that info released due to his NDA, and had comments about PSG, too, and told Raz she is only relevant because of him. She says to not ask her anything about him in the future.

 

[libgirl2]

I have to admit, I like to watch Anny. My mom's side of the family is Dominican and I love to hear Anny's accent. 

[blubld43]

On 1/22/2020 at 2:17 PM, Christina said:

My posts keep timing out and deleting themselves. If this link posts, it's a cut scene of Robert and Anny checking out the venue. It's on Streamable and autoplays. 

https://streamable.com/5k0h8

Also, it has been repeatedly reported that they are still filming for another season of Happily Ever After, so their petty bickering has worked for them. It sounds like they are living in the same complex but a two bedroom and the apartment shopping was all TLC like many of us suspected. 

 

I don't know why, but this couple had been one of the very few to hold my interest this season,  I'll watch them on HEA.

Edited January 31, 2020 by blubld43

[RealReality]

On 1/30/2020 at 10:11 PM, Christina said:

Robert's sister has had her Instagram follower count skyrocket, apparently said something about the diner scene being set up, which in turn pissed off Robert because he didn't want  that info released due to his NDA, and had comments about PSG, too, and told Raz she is only relevant because of him. She says to not ask her anything about him in the future.

 

Yeah,you can only be relevant if you're a barely repentant pauper with five kids you can't afford.  

She probably doesn't have enough kids to be relevant, amirite Robert?  🙄

[Baltimore Betty]

On 1/22/2020 at 3:17 PM, Christina said:

My posts keep timing out and deleting themselves. If this link posts, it's a cut scene of Robert and Anny checking out the venue. It's on Streamable and autoplays. 

https://streamable.com/5k0h8

Also, it has been repeatedly reported that they are still filming for another season of Happily Ever After, so their petty bickering has worked for them. It sounds like they are living in the same complex but a two bedroom and the apartment shopping was all TLC like many of us suspected. 

 

Okay, none of that scene rang true for me, salesperson meets them and asks no questions about the date or time of their wedding, she did not even ask how many guests they were expecting, she mentioned there could be a cocktail reception set up...no mention of catering costs, they agree on a price and they leave, they did not even sign a contract or leave a deposit.

If TLC wants us to believe the crap they are trying to sell us they need to do better.

[mamadrama]

I'm having trouble accessing this on my tablet so forgive me if this ground's been covered, but Porn Granny has been on Instagram telling people that the checkbook wasn't even hers, that she had to borrow it, and that the production company put her up to the whole "I'll write you a check to get lost" scene. I can believe that. (Have I told you all about the time when the production company wanted me to pretend that a demon had stolen into our home in the middle of the night and killed our child? They can some up with some weird shit.)

The question is, were they ALL in on that? Cause Anny looked legit mad to me. Did she really get pissed or, when the cameras stopped rolling, did they all just sit back and laugh?

I expect producer shenanigans, but this season seems to be way more manufactured than most. Blake and Jasmine seem like two totally different people off the show, they've screwed around with Juliana and Michael so much that even they're a little confused at the moment, and we all know that Angela wouldn't be in Nigeria unless someone else was paying for it. My last airfare from the southern US to Morocco was $2,500 and that was a deal-no way Meemaw is paying that or more several times a year.

The only things I'm really convinced of at this point is that Robert truly is an ass (I refuse to believe he's that good of an actor), Angela really is Angela, Juliana did grow up poor (big city poor, not Karine poor), Michael is a douche, Jasmine is 60% non-recyclable, and Uncle Bo's not acting.