chenoa333 November 18, 2018 Share November 18, 2018 On 11/15/2018 at 9:26 PM, ScoobieDoobs said: Happy 50th, Sladie-poo! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6395461/RHOCs-Gretchen-Rossi-throws-lavish-Fifty-Shades-themed-masquerade-party-fiance-Slade-Smiley.html Thankfully there are no calories in tackiness or I'd have gained 100 pounds looking at those pics. 1 8 Link to comment
Sun-Bun November 19, 2018 Share November 19, 2018 On 11/17/2018 at 8:39 PM, chenoa333 said: Thankfully there are no calories in tackiness or I'd have gained 100 pounds looking at those pics. That’s one thing that begrudgingly fascinates me still about Gretchen and Slade: together they are both just such a disgusting duo of tackyassed kitsch. From his sleazy radio DJ/comedian gigs, to her gaudy styling and makeup/popstar dreams, they’re just so hilariously try-hard and gauche...and such famewhorey bullshitters to boot. Their thirst is so real and palpable. Her tacky townhouse videos still make me guffaw—-it’s every bit as hideously basic bitch-styled in there as it always was, which makes me think they’re not really as high falutin’ as they desperately try to pretend they are to their far richer buddies(how they managed to befriend some of those folks in their circle is beyond me)...maybe her deceased ex bought it for her? 12 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated November 19, 2018 Share November 19, 2018 6 hours ago, Sun-Bun said: That’s one thing that begrudgingly fascinates me still about Gretchen and Slade: together they are both just such a disgusting duo of tackyassed kitsch. From his sleazy radio DJ/comedian gigs, to her gaudy styling and makeup/popstar dreams, they’re just so hilariously try-hard and gauche...and such famewhorey bullshitters to boot. Their thirst is so real and palpable. Her tacky townhouse videos still make me guffaw—-it’s every bit as hideously basic bitch-styled in there as it always was, which makes me think they’re not really as high falutin’ as they desperately try to pretend they are to their far richer buddies(how they managed to befriend some of those folks in their circle is beyond me)...maybe her deceased ex bought it for her? They remind me of an older version of that couple from The Hills was it? Spencer and whats-her-name. They were professional self-promoters, with no other visible means of support. 12 Link to comment
Sun-Bun November 19, 2018 Share November 19, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, SuprSuprElevated said: They remind me of an older version of that couple from The Hills was it? Spencer and whats-her-name. They were professional self-promoters, with no other visible means of support. YES, Speidi!!(Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montague) That’s such a brilliant comparison, @SuprSuprElevated. They’re definitely the OG version of Spencer & Heidi, right down to the mutual desperation to appear on random reality shows and the pathetic little press releases. Spencer essentially crashed “The Hills” to woo Heidi and all the girls on there hated him a’la Slade; Heidi used to want to be a popstar/has an obsession with unnecessary plastic surgery/facial fillers a’la Gretchen. Both pairs were essentially booted from their respective shows because the rest of the cast couldn’t stand their fake asses anymore. Although Speidi had the lavish onscreen wedding that I’m sure Gretchen & Slade still covet and Heidi just had their first baby within this past year, so Speidi are definitely winning at the famewhore couples game so far. Edited November 19, 2018 by Sun-Bun 6 Link to comment
Bossa Nova November 20, 2018 Share November 20, 2018 Ok its years after their almost 15 minutes but..... how did Slade end up with a porn name ? 3 Link to comment
Nancybeth November 20, 2018 Share November 20, 2018 Why does the cake say "Happy Birthday 50th Slade"?? Is that a Cake Wrecks situation or what? 4 Link to comment
Ubiquitous November 20, 2018 Share November 20, 2018 On 10/4/2018 at 10:18 PM, chenoa333 said: I think RHOC premiered in 2006 so Gretchen could have showed up in 2008. Sorry for the loss of your mom Ubiquitous. Thanks! I cannot believe it's been ten years! On 11/16/2018 at 12:26 AM, ScoobieDoobs said: Happy 50th, Sladie-poo! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6395461/RHOCs-Gretchen-Rossi-throws-lavish-Fifty-Shades-themed-masquerade-party-fiance-Slade-Smiley.html Those are masked body doubles, right? They look kinda normal,ompared to the pics posted here. 1 Link to comment
Duke2801 December 17, 2018 Share December 17, 2018 Apparently there will be a Gretchen-Slade spawn. https://people.com/parents/gretchen-rossi-pregnant-expecting-first-child-slade-smiley/ 3 Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs December 17, 2018 Author Share December 17, 2018 Ugh, this news made me shudder. Another child Slade can't financially support? OK, Gretch, you wanted a kid so badly, but why with Slade? 10 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated December 17, 2018 Share December 17, 2018 Are Botox and lip fillers transmitted in utero? 7 Link to comment
walnutqueen December 17, 2018 Share December 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Duke2801 said: Apparently there will be a Gretchen-Slade spawn. https://people.com/parents/gretchen-rossi-pregnant-expecting-first-child-slade-smiley/ NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Surely a sign of the impending Apocalypse. 6 Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs December 17, 2018 Author Share December 17, 2018 That pic of the G/S spawn is missing Barbie hair, ticky-tacky/sky-high/worn-out pumps (ready to be hawked on Ebay) & a tin cup (from Slade's side)! 6 Link to comment
walnutqueen December 17, 2018 Share December 17, 2018 1 minute ago, ScoobieDoobs said: That pic of the G/S spawn is missing Barbie hair, ticky-tacky/sky-high/worn-out pumps (ready to be hawked on Ebay) & a tin cup (from Slade's side)! The only baby to sport a thigh gap? 3 Link to comment
Sew Sumi December 17, 2018 Share December 17, 2018 She announced pretty early. I learned the hard way not to announce until you're safely out of the first trimester. Especially at her age. Oh well. I hope she has the resources to raise this kid; we all know that Slade is useless. 10 Link to comment
Gam2 December 17, 2018 Share December 17, 2018 Apparently, they can’t afford to get married now that she’s pregnant because they spent so much money on IVF. First question: Where did they get all of the money they spent on IVF? Second question: How much does it cost to go to the court house and get married before you have a baby? Third question: Why is it so damned hard to get married before your baby is born? 14 Link to comment
walnutqueen December 18, 2018 Share December 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Gam2 said: Apparently, they can’t afford to get married now that she’s pregnant because they spent so much money on IVF. First question: Where did they get all of the money they spent on IVF? Second question: How much does it cost to go to the court house and get married before you have a baby? Third question: Why is it so damned hard to get married before your baby is born? Fourth question : Who gives a flying fuck? 2 16 Link to comment
Gam2 December 18, 2018 Share December 18, 2018 9 hours ago, walnutqueen said: Fourth question : Who gives a flying fuck? HA!! 1 3 Link to comment
Normades December 18, 2018 Share December 18, 2018 15 hours ago, Gam2 said: Apparently, they can’t afford to get married now that she’s pregnant because they spent so much money on IVF. First question: Where did they get all of the money they spent on IVF? Second question: How much does it cost to go to the court house and get married before you have a baby? Third question: Why is it so damned hard to get married before your baby is born? So they can't afford the $50 or whatever it takes to file a marriage certificate in their state? Seriously, getting married does not require a princess gown, 34 matching attendants in godawful dresses, and some cold chicken by a random caterer. People are so ridiculous about weddings!! If you truly want to be married, it's very affordable. Now, if all you want is a spectacle, well get out your wallet. 1 14 Link to comment
Juliegirlj December 18, 2018 Share December 18, 2018 Probably holding out for a Bravo wedding special....... 13 Link to comment
walnutqueen December 18, 2018 Share December 18, 2018 15 minutes ago, Juliegirlj said: Probably holding out for a Bravo wedding special....... Which will NEVER HAPPEN, Goddess willing. 12 Link to comment
ivygirl December 22, 2018 Share December 22, 2018 On 12/18/2018 at 7:43 AM, Juliegirlj said: Probably holding out for a Bravo wedding special....... “Gretchen and Slade: Suntheen Old, Suntheen New, Suntheen In Debt Borrowed, Suntheen Blew” 2 21 Link to comment
Mu Shu December 22, 2018 Share December 22, 2018 4 hours ago, ivygirl said: “Gretchen and Slade: Suntheen Old, Suntheen New, Suntheen In Debt Borrowed, Suntheen Blew” Lol! I’ll take the unpopular seat and say I think Gretchen will be a good mother. She saw the path the Curtin girls were going down and genuinely tried to help. 10 Link to comment
Gam2 December 23, 2018 Share December 23, 2018 21 hours ago, Mu Shu said: Lol! I’ll take the unpopular seat and say I think Gretchen will be a good mother. She saw the path the Curtin girls were going down and genuinely tried to help. I respectfully disagree. I think Gretchen is so self-centered (and so is that awful man) that she will not be willing to put her child above her looks, hair, makeup, Botox, plastic surgery, exercise and admiration from her husband. Oh, wait. They never got married, did they? This is a disaster waiting to happen and the victim will be this very unfortunate child. 7 Link to comment
Normades December 26, 2018 Share December 26, 2018 On 12/21/2018 at 11:17 PM, Mu Shu said: Lol! I’ll take the unpopular seat and say I think Gretchen will be a good mother. She saw the path the Curtin girls were going down and genuinely tried to help. I hope you're right about her being a good parent. On the subject of the Curtin girls, I'm not so convinced she was genuine in her offer to help. To me, that reeked of storyline fodder. 7 Link to comment
AuntieDiane6 December 26, 2018 Share December 26, 2018 Quote ON 12/17/2018 AT 6:20 PM, GAM2 SAID: Apparently, they can’t afford to get married now that she’s pregnant because they spent so much money on IVF. First question: Where did they get all of the money they spent on IVF? Second question: How much does it cost to go to the court house and get married before you have a baby? Third question: Why is it so damned hard to get married before your baby is born? Fourth question : Who gives a flying fuck? Uh, their failure to get married tells me that they are broke. This way, one or the other of the Terrible Two could declare bankruptcy over say, medical debt, and the other could keep all of his--er, HER, assets. And say she has no assets, she and her spawn are eligible for Medicaid. Wouldn't be surprised if they already collect food stamps (in California, your eligible income level can be higher than most states). 5 Link to comment
Mu Shu December 27, 2018 Share December 27, 2018 Gretchen isn’t broke or on food stamps. She makes a decent living off Instagram alone. I’m pretty sure Jeff left her an income as well. Slades ass is broke. I’ll never get what she sees in him. She could have pulled a much better guy, but she’s sticking with him. 8 Link to comment
AuntieDiane6 December 27, 2018 Share December 27, 2018 Quote She could have pulled a much better guy, but she’s sticking with him. I dunno ... Southern California isn't kind to aging blondes desperate for children. 3 Link to comment
Mu Shu December 28, 2018 Share December 28, 2018 5 hours ago, AuntieDiane6 said: I dunno ... Southern California isn't kind to aging blondes desperate for children. Lauri got a wallet, and she was in her late forties. But she came across as fairly mature by Housewife standards. You’re probably right, Gretchen seems to base her worth on her looks. But I still think she has a decent enough personality and enough financial independence to get a much better guy. 4 Link to comment
Kiss my mutt January 1, 2019 Share January 1, 2019 Can’t these two climb back in each other’s asshole and leave us decent people be? 2 15 Link to comment
Stats Queen January 1, 2019 Share January 1, 2019 25 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said: Can’t these two climb back in each other’s asshole and leave us decent people be? I truly hope so. I stil think the reason they haven’t gotten married is because they are still under the delusion that Bravo or another outlet will actually pay for us to witness this union 6 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated January 1, 2019 Share January 1, 2019 6 hours ago, Stats Queen said: I truly hope so. I stil think the reason they haven’t gotten married is because they are still under the delusion that Bravo or another outlet will actually pay for us to witness this union Let's remember we're talking about Bravo here. I don't think it's that much of a stretch. 1 2 Link to comment
Sun-Bun January 1, 2019 Share January 1, 2019 On 12/27/2018 at 7:43 PM, Mu Shu said: But I still think she has a decent enough personality and enough financial independence to get a much better guy. Agree so hard on this!! Even though I find her thirsty/tacky AF(her extremely immobile Botox face creeps me out so much), Gretchen is still a beautiful blonde with a rockin bod and a bubbly, fun personality; she has always ran with an upscale circle of varied folks too, so it’s not like she was hard up for good husband material. She could’ve hooked up with another nice rich old guy like Jeff and been living large. So how she ended up wasting her best years by hanging her hat on such a gross, dorky deadbeat dad like Slade Slimey is beyond me. She must really, genuinely love that loser. 10 Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs January 5, 2019 Author Share January 5, 2019 On 12/31/2018 at 11:14 PM, Kiss my mutt said: Can’t these two climb back in each other’s asshole and leave us decent people be? Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Best line of this thread! 7 Link to comment
Kiss my mutt January 5, 2019 Share January 5, 2019 2 hours ago, ScoobieDoobs said: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Best line of this thread! Lol thanks, these two are shameless. 5 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated January 6, 2019 Share January 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Kiss my mutt said: Lol thanks, these two are shameless. Not even close. 🤪 3 Link to comment
PhilMarlowe2 January 8, 2019 Share January 8, 2019 Pretty sure Gretchen isn't marrying Slade because then she legally assumes his debt. Which is totally smart of her! But I wish she would simply own it rather than pretending it's for other reasons. No shame in protecting yourself. 1 10 Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs January 10, 2019 Author Share January 10, 2019 On 1/8/2019 at 2:18 PM, PhilMarlowe2 said: Pretty sure Gretchen isn't marrying Slade because then she legally assumes his debt. Which is totally smart of her! But I wish she would simply own it rather than pretending it's for other reasons. No shame in protecting yourself. Wow, Gretch & Slade are still so knee-deep in their bullshit! I feel like I need hip-boots to wade thru the crap that always seems to come outta their traps. They haven't changed. This was how they were when they were booted off OC & they're still exactly the same way. Always flinging out the bullshit. Pretty sure there's a valid reason for their constant bullshit. They BOTH have a shit-ton to hide. Maybe that's a big part of why they still stay together -- they keep each other's deeply-held dark secrets. 6 Link to comment
Giselle January 22, 2019 Share January 22, 2019 On 1/1/2019 at 11:51 AM, Sun-Bun said: Agree so hard on this!! Even though I find her thirsty/tacky AF(her extremely immobile Botox face creeps me out so much), Gretchen is still a beautiful blonde with a rockin bod and a bubbly, fun personality; she has always ran with an upscale circle of varied folks too, so it’s not like she was hard up for good husband material. She could’ve hooked up with another nice rich old guy like Jeff and been living large. So how she ended up wasting her best years by hanging her hat on such a gross, dorky deadbeat dad like Slade Slimey is beyond me. She must really, genuinely love that loser. Jo is having the last laugh. 14 Link to comment
chenoa333 January 27, 2019 Share January 27, 2019 On 1/5/2019 at 4:32 PM, SuprSuprElevated said: Not even close. 🤪 EWW!! That guy reminds me of an ugly cocker spaniel. Please don't tell me that's his wife?! How does she get excited to have sex with it? Link to comment
Wicked January 27, 2019 Share January 27, 2019 19 minutes ago, chenoa333 said: EWW!! That guy reminds me of an ugly cocker spaniel. Please don't tell me that's his wife?! How does she get excited to have sex with it? That is not his wife, they are costars on the show Shameless. He plays her father on the show. 2 Link to comment
SweetieDarling January 27, 2019 Share January 27, 2019 (edited) He's married to Felicity Huffman of Desperate Housewives fame Edited January 27, 2019 by SweetieDarling I guess he cleans up better for his wife 3 Link to comment
chenoa333 January 27, 2019 Share January 27, 2019 33 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said: He's married to Felicity Huffman of Desperate Housewives fame Wow.....maybe he has a 10 inch personality? (I'm just being sarcastic- for all of the Mr. Huffman fans out there) 3 Link to comment
Mu Shu February 3, 2019 Share February 3, 2019 On 1/22/2019 at 2:58 AM, Giselle said: Jo is having the last laugh. Well, she did get the big bucks from these yokels buying her music catalogue. oooooh, the way I feeeeeellll. 2 Link to comment
Sew Sumi February 3, 2019 Share February 3, 2019 Is Gretchen still knocked up? Being her, I'm shocked that there hasn't been a barrage of baby bump pics. 3 Link to comment
Mu Shu February 4, 2019 Share February 4, 2019 On 2/3/2019 at 2:44 PM, Sew Sumi said: Is Gretchen still knocked up? Being her, I'm shocked that there hasn't been a barrage of baby bump pics. She is 15 weeks along. Yes I creeped her Instagram again. She really knows how to put an ensemble together. 4 Link to comment
chenoa333 February 5, 2019 Share February 5, 2019 On 2/3/2019 at 11:44 AM, Sew Sumi said: Is Gretchen still knocked up? Being her, I'm shocked that there hasn't been a barrage of baby bump pics. People magazine (December 2018) featured G&S on their page of "celebrities" who have either recently married, divorced, died OR expecting a baby. Slade looked greasy as usual and Gretchen looked trashy. I guess this really isn't news. My guess is these 2 will split up at some point in time after the baby arrives. Gretchen will become the baby's center of attention (and love) so Gretchen will no longer need Slade. She knows he isn't going to pay child support and he's just a grifter. A younger version of Vicki's ex..... Brooks. I think the baby will be ok with just Gretchen. And yes, I feel so wrong saying that, but I really hope I'm right. 7 Link to comment
Petunia13 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 So Gretchen is pregnant? Great another child for Slade to half ass parenting. 9 Link to comment
chenoa333 March 5, 2019 Share March 5, 2019 8 hours ago, Petunia13 said: So Gretchen is pregnant? Great another child for Slade to half ass parenting. I think Gretchen is due in June/July. I'm sure Slade Slimey will make sure the world knows when it happens. 2 Link to comment
SuprSuprElevated April 26, 2019 Share April 26, 2019 I'm sure Slade's ex-wife won't mind at all, considering the son that he has allegedly neglected, financially and emotionally, is named Grayson. I'm probably overthinking it, as that is my birthright. 5 Link to comment
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