S06:E09 Sorry Not Sorry

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The group decides to take a trip to Colorado to help Cameran rediscover her mojo; Naomie refuses to go; Eliza hosts the gang for a day of skeet shooting at her family's plantation and invites a blast from the past, which backfires big time.

Original air date 2019.07.10

[nexxie]

The dreaded Ashley returns!

[biakbiak]

Backfires? The only way it would backfire from the designed intentions was is if no one cared and everyone got a long. 

[Hockey Addict]

Unless the coming episode features Craig the puppy going to chow down city on Ashley's leg then by supernatural power dragging her into a pond I'm not thinking I will enjoy it.

[Hockey Addict]

However this scenario is about as likely as Craig the human announcing he's been made partner of a new boutique firm to help support a new baby after Naomi announces that they're expecting after a drunk night together....laying on newly sewn pillows.

[bravofan27]

It's cute that Naomi likes her boyfriend so much. But the truth is he is never going to put up with her IMO. That relationship will not last. To be married to a doctor you must be submissive and a stay at home type taking direction. Unless you marry another doctor, and have a competitive relationship, but I think Naomi will be hard to match. She's doing her best to be sweet and coy, but that shit won't last too long. And doctors can have anyone they want so they don't put up with stuff.

Also, Naomi is homely and has a shitty personality. So I don't see it going to far. Cameron married a doctor (anesthesia, the most high paying kind!) and she's super beautiful and completely submissive AND funny! And high rolls with Charleston's best. I'm sure Jason is super pleased with his pick.  

Edited July 11, 2019 by bravofan27

[TexasGal]

Dang, Chelsea’s body is sick!  I declare, as I sit on my couch eating chips.

[nexxie]

Ashley is still batshit crazy!

[Emmeline]

Initially I didn’t think I would enjoy Elisa on the show.  However, I totally liked seeing the family plantation in tonight’s episode.  The rest of the episode was about as dull as the whole season so far. 

[Pickles]

Why does Eliza’s boyfriend have to stand behind her and drape his arm over her boob?

[nexxie]

Did Eliza invite Ashley without Whitney’s okay?

LOVE Chelsea!

[Vandy10]

At least Chelsea understands that nothing good was happening on a plantation 200 years ago.

Everyone's reaction shots to crazy Ashley were hilarious. Props to the editors!

[Thumper]

I had to turn it off when Ashley came on, for the sake of my blood pressure.    Let me know if I missed anything exciting.  

[bosawks]

I think we have our answer as to whether Ashley got some therapy since the last time we saw her.

[biakbiak]

34 minutes ago, bravofan27 said:

t. To be married to a doctor you must be submissive and a stay at home type taking direction. Unless yo

I guess I know very, very different doctors.

[breezy424]

Chelsea's body is sick.  Well, I knew that the first time I saw her when she was on Survivor.

I'm not crazy about Eliza but I do enjoy her family porn.

I do question whether or not Naomi and Metul will last.  She's does act differently with him.  A little too submissive.   Not the real Naomi. 

Ashley?  She's all over the place.  Go away.

[mbaywife123]

Production really screwed the pooch on the obvious invite thru Eliza to Ashley.

Eliza had really no interaction with her at the event and the others either headed somewhere else or called her ( Ashley) out on her nasty behaviors.

Only Shep was "cordial " with her to keep her there long enough to allow production to show her true asshole self again.

I don't think we will be seeing Ashley again!

[ParadoxLost]

I admit it.  I loved Ashely attending the skeet shoot more than anything I've seen all season.  I don't want her on the show or anything but the one thing I seem to love above all others is.... Here comes crazy!  Run for your life!

I was endlessly entertained by all of them employing different evasion tactics.  I legit thought Naomi might crawl under the table.  Then the mic picks up Craig talking to the food servers when he's more or less off camera saying "I'm just gonna stand here and pretend I'm talking to you.". Sending Whitney for drinks, Whitney regretting it.

19 minutes ago, Thumper said:

I had to turn it off when Ashley came on, for the sake of my blood pressure.    Let me know if I missed anything exciting.  

Big mistake.  Huge.  There is something delightful when they are all united against bat shit crazy.  Its mostly reacting to Ashley being nuts without a lot of real rancor because you can't really argue with that level of crazy.  And that level of crazy is kind of funny for the spit takes alone.

Her version of making nice is basically I called her a bitch because she didn't hug me and shut your mouth I don't want to talk about the past (rebuttal that was last week).

I think the entertainment factor of it was helped by Katherine not being there because that would have made it more real.

Edited July 11, 2019 by ParadoxLost

[bravofan27]

The show is clearly dry that they brought Ashley back. I think everyone looked at her like, "shit, we are really failing if they have her here!" and even then, Ashley had more to say than any of them altogether. 

[nexxie]

12 minutes ago, Shannah Banana said:

Indeed she is.  Did she say that Patricia was using her to bring Katherine down?  Whitney seemed a little nervous around her since she is batshit crazy.  He wanted to stand up for his mama, but Ashley was too scary for him to follow through.  lol.  I thought that was funny.  I love Whitney.

I'm glad they brought the nutcase back because she did spice it up some, and SC needs some spicing.  The natives are getting restless 🙂

Whitney really did seem scared of her - smart man!

[bravofan27]

41 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Dang, Chelsea’s body is sick!  I declare, as I sit on my couch eating chips.

I think Chelsea looks frail. She's super pale and seems very low energy. Maybe having an UNavailable boyfriend is messing with her self esteem. 

Edited July 11, 2019 by bravofan27

[ProudMary]

I loved the montage of all the Southern Charmers' dogs that opened the episode. Absolutely the highlight!

Chelsea (upon learning that Ashley might be in attendance at Eliza's skeet shooting event): "They probably shouldn't give us guns." 🤣

[Bossa Nova]

19 minutes ago, bravofan27 said:

The show is clearly dry that they brought Ashley back. I think everyone looked at her like, "shit, we are really failing if they have her here!" and even then, Ashley had more to say than any of them altogether. 

Sheesh. Ashley's one episode appearance and used in repetitive promotions for the entire season. Walking into the skeet shoot party late, cheesey closeup of the boots 'awalkin', the hat, the coat with fake fur. Puhleeze. A little obvious? Trying to recapture the drama last season. Epic fail.

Wonder what she was paid for that. Airfare, Uber fare, lunch.  

Edited July 11, 2019 by Bossa Nova

[mbaywife123]

I was so happy that Kathryn wasn't at the event so that she didn't have to deal with the Ashley bullshit.

I hope in the future that if Kathryn is confronted by Ashley she just tells her that she does not want any further interaction with her and give a "good day to you " walk away.

Edited July 11, 2019 by mbaywife123
Finger failure!

[Hockey Addict]

Well I guess my hope of all the cast running at Ashley and flattening her didn't happen. Life ain't fair 

[scenicbyway]

Who cares if Naomi goes to Colorado?  Seriously, she joined the show as Craig’s girlfriend and is now on the show as his ex.  Colorado is not a make it or break it trip.  Also if Metal doesn’t want her on a filmed trip with 8 friends and an ex there are issues in that relationship.

[Hockey Addict]

Just now, scenicbyway said:

Who cares if Naomi goes to Colorado?  Seriously, she joined the show as Craig’s girlfriend and is now on the show as his ex.  Colorado is not a make it or break it trip.  Also if Metal doesn’t want her on a filmed trip with 8 friends and an ex there are issues in that relationship.

Yes there are.

[CSunshine76]

Ashley is a special kind of batshit crazy.  The girl seriously needs some help.

i didn’t even recognize her in the Talking Head interview. She looked like she was wearing a bad wig and something was way off with her look. 

[biakbiak]

6 minutes ago, scenicbyway said:

trip.  Also if Metal doesn’t want her on a filmed trip with 8 friends and an ex there are issues in that relationship.

I disagree. Craig doesn’t respect Naomie or her relationship and their dynamic is toxic there is no reason to not have a firm boundary since he continues to act like an entitled ass. If Naomie doesn’t mind missing the trip and they are talking about it it’s actually a sign of a healthy relationship.

[Pickles]

Naomi seems pretty desperate to eventually lock Metul down into a marriage. Taking up meditation, because his parents meditate. Cooking Indian food. Saying she will never, ever find anyone as good as Metul again. Saying more than once that she hopes to marry him. Not going on the Colorado trip, because she doesn't want to disrespect Metul. Seriously, the trip is for the show and 8-10 other people are going, plus all of the Bravo film crew. She won't be forced to share a room with Craig. It seems like Naomi is tiptoeing around, so she won't "ruin" her chances to land Metul as her husband.

[goofygirl]

Poor little Ashley. That horrid old Patricia is just sooo mean!  "I'm a nurse but I need to have more empathy" and "She's almost 80 years old!"

Blah.. blah..  I know some nurses that would peel your face off in a hot minute if it wasn't against the law! But.... most of them are really caring people.  Ashley's giving the profession a BAD face!

Now I'm looking forward to the party where it looks like Ashley's calling the Popo for getting thrown out of  a Patricia party.

Because otherwise..... These folks are boring me to sleep. Sorry.

Edited July 11, 2019 by goofygirl
can I type???

[Duke2801]

This pairing makes so much sense to me. Perhaps they bonded over being 2 of the most disliked cast members.

[Babyfoot]

I actually like this season. I like dogs wearing Sherpa jackets and Christmas sweaters. I like that Kathryn continues dress herself like Madame from Waylon and Madame. I like that Kathryn and Eliza are vigilantly keeping busted weave businesses afloat in the low country. I like drunk Cameran. I,however, looovvved this episode. I just love unfettered crazy. Well done, Ashley. Raving nut buckets like you are the lifeblood of Bravo. Take your seat at the Bravo flipped head table with your fellow champion assholes, Teresa Guidice, Nene Leakes, Vicki Gunvalson, et al. 

[bravofan27]

14 minutes ago, scenicbyway said:

Who cares if Naomi goes to Colorado?  Seriously, she joined the show as Craig’s girlfriend and is now on the show as his ex.  Colorado is not a make it or break it trip.  Also if Metal doesn’t want her on a filmed trip with 8 friends and an ex there are issues in that relationship.

I don't think he cares to be honest. I think Naomi is just trying to be as perfect as possible to keep him around. He doesn't seem that into her-- he's not even pretending to look into the possibility of going to CO, and he never shows up anywhere. But he seems to have plenty of time to do stuff by himself. Hummmm. 

3 minutes ago, Duke2801 said:

This pairing makes so much sense to me. Perhaps they bonded over being 2 of the most disliked cast members.

I think they like the same drugs. Just my opinion though. 

[Pickles]

Eliza is 22? And getting Botox. 

[biakbiak]

2 minutes ago, bravofan27 said:

He doesn't seem that into her-- he's not even pretending to look into the possibility of going to CO, and he never shows up anywhere. But he seems to have plenty of time to do stuff by himself. Hummmm.

He’s in his 3 year of residency his schedule is not one that’s open for going on last minute two day trips. I mean flying all the way to Colorado for two days would seem hellish to me and I live in SF so the flight is a lot shorter and I am not a resident.

[ParadoxLost]

13 minutes ago, biakbiak said:

He’s in his 3 year of residency his schedule is not one that’s open for going on last minute two day trips. I mean flying all the way to Colorado for two days would seem hellish to me and I live in SF so the flight is a lot shorter and I am not a resident.

And not just that, if he's not aspiring to be a cast member, why would he burn his vacation time on a trip he's not being paid to go on, with a bunch of people being paid to create messy stressful drama, including his GF's ex who is Craig (I'm starting to feel like Craig should be an adjective.  He's just so Craig) and a bunch of his GFs "friends" who are using his relationship to stir up drama (see the reunion show if he's not aware of the there are problems in your relationship narrative that Cam and Shep are helping along).

There are a lot reasons that aren't related to trust that might have Metul or Naomi or both thinking a trip that Craig is also going on is a bad idea.  Their names are Craig, Katherine, Shep, and Cameron.

Edited July 11, 2019 by ParadoxLost

[Duke2801]

I loved how nobody was letting Ashley engage in fake, polite conversation at the skeet shoot. They all called her on her nasty Tweets and hideous behavior—and I was loving it! Ashley and her ugly hat can go jump in a lake. 

I’m curious what excuse production will come up with to get her to come back to whatever ball or fancy party she’s shown getting thrown out of in the season previews. She seems to have burned all of her bridges with the current cast. 

12 minutes ago, Pickles said:

Eliza is 22? And getting Botox. 

IKR? This BS “preventative Botox” trend is getting out of hand. Next thing you know, they’ll be teens getting it. 

I will say that Eliza’s mom is very attractive. Her dad, not so much. 

[heatherchandler]

1 hour ago, bravofan27 said:

Also, Naomi is homely and has a shitty personality. So I don't see it going to far. Cameron married a doctor (anesthesia, the most high paying kind!) and she's super beautiful and completely submissive AND funny! And high rolls with Charleston's best. I'm sure Jason is super pleased with his pick.  

So homely.  So shitty.  I cringe watching her, she just sucks.  

36 minutes ago, scenicbyway said:

Who cares if Naomi goes to Colorado?  Seriously, she joined the show as Craig’s girlfriend and is now on the show as his ex.  Colorado is not a make it or break it trip.  Also if Metal doesn’t want her on a filmed trip with 8 friends and an ex there are issues in that relationship.

Right?  Thank you.  Why is she still on the show?  

I agree, major issues. 

[nexxie]

48 minutes ago, Pickles said:

Naomi seems pretty desperate to eventually lock Metul down into a marriage. Taking up meditation, because his parents meditate. Cooking Indian food. Saying she will never, ever find anyone as good as Metul again. Saying more than once that she hopes to marry him. Not going on the Colorado trip, because she doesn't want to disrespect Metul. Seriously, the trip is for the show and 8-10 other people are going, plus all of the Bravo film crew. She won't be forced to share a room with Craig. It seems like Naomi is tiptoeing around, so she won't "ruin" her chances to land Metul as her husband.

True - and it’ll probably backfire because desperation is a turn-off.

[chewycandy]

No Shep, the nachos are ALL MINE. Glad Cam put her foot down unlike Danni who didn’t get what she wanted when she ate with Shep.

I want more Tyson/Chelsea scenes, he is so sweet!

[Hockey Addict]

One way to ensure a breakup with Hockey Addict? Order for her. Mac and cheese all day!

[AUJulia]

3 hours ago, bravofan27 said:

It's cute that Naomi likes her boyfriend so much. But the truth is he is never going to put up with her IMO. That relationship will not last. To be married to a doctor you must be submissive and a stay at home type taking direction. Unless you marry another doctor, and have a competitive relationship, but I think Naomi will be hard to match. She's doing her best to be sweet and coy, but that shit won't last too long. And doctors can have anyone they want so they don't put up with stuff.

Also, Naomi is homely and has a shitty personality. So I don't see it going to far. Cameron married a doctor (anesthesia, the most high paying kind!) and she's super beautiful and completely submissive AND funny! And high rolls with Charleston's best. I'm sure Jason is super pleased with his pick.  

My son’s a surgeon. Who told you this stuff?

[ProudMary]

On 7/3/2019 at 10:09 PM, Vandy10 said:

I’m probably overthinking this, but in the preview for next week, a certain person is reintroduced with a shot of her walking in tall, black boots. I hope that is (not?) an explicit connection to the boots Cameron spotted on Shep’s floor this episode. 

I'm bringing this quote over from the previous episode's thread ("New Craig; Who Dis?), because now after seeing tonight's episode and Ashley's entrance, I'm pretty sure that @Vandy10 is absolutely correct and that Ashley is the "friend" Shep spoke of to Cameran. 🤮  

[AUJulia]

2 hours ago, biakbiak said:

I disagree. Craig doesn’t respect Naomie or her relationship and their dynamic is toxic there is no reason to not have a firm boundary since he continues to act like an entitled ass. If Naomie doesn’t mind missing the trip and they are talking about it it’s actually a sign of a healthy relationship.

No. It’s not Metul’s decision. 

[biakbiak]

8 minutes ago, AUJulia said:

No. It’s not Metul’s decision. 

Naomie is making the decision not him. She is choosing to not put herself in a toxic place, with people trying to literally cause drama. They were never friends so why start now. 

She doesn’t view the trip as important to her, that she might make a different decision if she was single does not mean that Metul is making the decision for her.

Edited July 11, 2019 by biakbiak

[AUJulia]

1 hour ago, heatherchandler said:

So homely.  So shitty.  I cringe watching her, she just sucks.  

Right?  Thank you.  Why is she still on the show?  

I agree, major issues. 

Disagree completely. 

[AUJulia]

1 minute ago, biakbiak said:

Naomie is making the decision not him. She is choosing to not put herself in a toxic place, with people trying to literally cause drama. They were never friends so why start now.

I know. I read your post as saying why Metul shouldn’t let her go.   

[biakbiak]

4 minutes ago, AUJulia said:

I know. I read your post as saying why Metul shouldn’t let her go.   

Nope.

[nexxie]

Wonder if Metul would be expected to stay home from work if one of his exes also had a job there.