Cosmocrush September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, Dance4Life said: I watched some BBAD last night. Hahahaha! Since F3 only in the house......Nicole won’t stop talking in annoying fake accents. Her insecurities and social awkwardness is on some next level! Ok.....I hope Holly wins. She also has her personality issues.....but, is not immature and weird like Nicole. I hope we get a treat tonight......and, do NOT see Jackson take 1st! I watched too - last night and all. The main thing I got was Nicole really really likes the word "butthurt." I only wished we had started a drinking game on it - although I probably would still be impaired this afternoon. But as previously posted Nicole was campaigning hard with Holly (and Jackson but I didn't watch that part much) and Holly was sharing her story with Nicole: how she used to berate herself and was an insecure 24 year old until she started doing pageants (!) and became the confident self assured woman she is today. Snort. The kicker for me was when she told Nicole she hopes she's someone young women could "look up to" as some sort of role model What? Young women - avert your eyes! Look away!! This is not how women in their 30's should allow themselves to be treated by blockhead boys. Edited September 25, 2019 by Cosmocrush typos 2 17 Link to comment
PaperTree September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 I will be falling down shocked elated if Blockhead somehow manages to lose this thing tonight. A big Thank You to all the feed watchers and Lady Calypso for making this thread possible and to the rest of "yuse" posters for making the season so much more fun. Good or bad season, it is so much better with this thread around. I learn so many cool things here and the Canada stuff is especially interesting. Americans are so self-centered. On to snarking on Survivor! 5 8 Link to comment
Melina22 September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, PaperTree said: On to snarking on Survivor! Thanks for the great list, Papertree! Yes, we're pretty scary. I'm not even watching Survivor till tomorrow. I want to fully experience the BB finale. 1 hour ago, Callaphera said: Double double (usually ordered as a large double double) is a coffee with two cream, two sugar. Like, I drink my coffee as black as my soul but I go to Timmy Ho's and I order a large double double. It's a Thing. I frequently see people walking out with giant triple triples and a pack of Timbits. Quite often, these people look thin and healthy. Maybe it's another Canadian superpower. I'm actually feeling anxious about tonight. I don't want to hate the outcome. I also don't want Julie skewering anyone, with damning videos of bullying and racism to back it up. Certain people deserve it, no question, but not on the finale. I want it to be funny and entertaining, with all the ugly swept under the rug for another time. That said, it will be hard for them to show how the season went without some ugly scenes. Oh, and I'm embarrassed in advance for Bella. Nick does not appear to be familiar with the concept of embarrassment. I guess schadenfreude and second hand embarrassment just aren't my things. What am I even doing here? Thanks in advance to everyone here who kept me from being lonely and feeling weird as I indulged my #1 TV obsession. Being able to hop on here at 4am, and still find people still eager to discuss the most minute details has been lovely. I'll miss it. 14 Link to comment
peachmangosteen September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Melina22 said: That said, it will be hard for them to show how the season went without some ugly scenes. I'm sure they'll do it though. Remember, they want us to think only Jack was an asshole lol. And even with Jack they barely scratched the surface on the awful shit he said/did. They're not about to dig back into that at the finale. Besides, there's only like 10 seconds for them to show anything anyway. 6 minutes ago, Melina22 said: I guess schadenfreude and second hand embarrassment just aren't my things. What am I even doing here? I don't know because fucking hell that's all this show has been good for in quite some time! 3 4 Link to comment
Melina22 September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 Oops. Change in plans. I just checked my PVR and Survivor starts at 9. The BB finale isn't on till 10:30. So I guess I WILL watch Survivor tonight. Time to dust off my old Survivor thread. And throw some dust sheets on my BB threads. 😞 Link to comment
tinkerbell September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 58 minutes ago, Cosmocrush said: Holly was sharing her story with Nicole: how she used to berate herself and was an insecure 24 year old until she started doing pageants (!) and became the confident self assured woman she is today. Snort. The kicker for me was when she told Nicole she hopes she's someone young women could "look up to" as some sort of role model What? Young women - avert your eyes! Look away!! This is not how women in their 30's should allow themselves to be treated by blockhead boys. If Holly takes Nicole to the final 2, yeah, young women have something to look up to. otherwise, NO. 9 Link to comment
LGGirl September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 3 hours ago, Tuxcat said: I don't understand the loyalty/breaking your word has consequences argument from any of them. Breaking your word only matters when the other party breaks their word to you and you get screwed. Pretty much most of the houseguests made a deal and were on the losing end of the deal, hence they are in the jury house or evicted. In other words, loyalty only matters to the jurors. It wouldn’t matter to them if they were in the final three. 4 Link to comment
Otherkate September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 I did not realize that the finale was tonight either! So much fun, as always, in here, but I'm excited to completely forget 98% of these people as I do somehow every single year as if I've never heard their names before in my life. It's the best. 11 Link to comment
HighMaintenance September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Cosmocrush said: But as previously posted Nicole was campaigning hard with Holly (and Jackson but I didn't watch that part much) and Holly was sharing her story with Nicole: how she used to berate herself and was an insecure 24 year old until she started doing pageants (!) and became the confident self assured woman she is today. Snort. The kicker for me was when she told Nicole she hopes she's someone young women could "look up to" as some sort of role model What? Young women - avert your eyes! Look away!! This is not how women in their 30's should allow themselves to be treated by blockhead boys. As someone much more clever than I once said “don’t brag about your home run when you were born on 3rd base”. If reality tv watching and life experience has taught me anything, it’s that pageants are shallow, cutthroat and expensive. It’s a competition for being born privileged with above average looks. They’re contests for only those who had lucky high rolls of the D&D character dice. Young women should look up to intelligent women who are self aware, caring and willing to learn more about themselves and the world around them. ‘I hope Beth finds that woman to look up to someday. 11 Link to comment
HighMaintenance September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, Otherkate said: I did not realize that the finale was tonight either! So much fun, as always, in here, but I'm excited to completely forget 98% of these people as I do somehow every single year as if I've never heard their names before in my life. It's the best. Same. I like to think my brain pushes out the useless information or files it somewhere next to the Pythagoreans theorem. 1 2 Link to comment
Thalia September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 3 hours ago, tinkerbell said: I thought Cliff was pretty clear that a handshake between two MEN was something that should never be broken. Deals and promises with more WOMEN are an entirely different thing. I had forgotten about "Cliff's Angels" until Sunday night's recap. Did Cliff come up with the name? That should have been a huge clue as to how he saw the ranking of men versus women in any type of partnership. 2 Link to comment
Never Again September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Melina22 said: Oops. Change in plans. I just checked my PVR and Survivor starts at 9. The BB finale isn't on till 10:30. So I guess I WILL watch Survivor tonight. Time to dust off my old Survivor thread. And throw some dust sheets on my BB threads. 😞 Nope I am doing it the other way. I can’t function yet learning new people and their names and all that with survivor starting tonight. I need my brain cells fresh and unscrambled so I can fully enjoy the BB finale. Even though survivor comes on first I am taping it and will deal with it tomorrow. 4 Link to comment
Callaphera September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 Now that my errands and appointments are done and I'm back in my pajamas enjoying my white chocolate mocha, I would like to announce that I have had a Very Good™ day and I am ready for Big Brother to ruin it and hand Jackson the win. 11 6 Link to comment
Lady Calypso September 25, 2019 Author Share September 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Callaphera said: Now that my errands and appointments are done and I'm back in my pajamas enjoying my white chocolate mocha, I would like to announce that I have had a Very Good™ day and I am ready for Big Brother to ruin it and hand Jackson the win. I'm so tempted to pop open a bottle of wine and I probably would...if my father wasn't home. Well, I can only look on a potential positive to a Jackson win: MAYBE we'll get more ruthless, cut-throat Big Brother players that we've been wanting since BB14? 3 Link to comment
slasherboy September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Melina22 said: Oops. Change in plans. I just checked my PVR and Survivor starts at 9. The BB finale isn't on till 10:30. So I guess I WILL watch Survivor tonight. Time to dust off my old Survivor thread. And throw some dust sheets on my BB threads. 😞 They're on the same network so it's one after the other, not at the same time. Happy watching! 1 Link to comment
Dewey Decimate September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Ok, admittedly I liked Christie a little more than most - or more specifically, the entertainment value she brought to the game - so perhaps I'm reading a bit too much into this, but... As I was driving this evening between work appointments, something unusual on the side of the road caught my eye. On a bucolic, well-maintained, suburban side road, the mottled dark and light stripes were unmistakable. I turned just in time to confirm that it was indeed a cracked-open half of a wayward watermelon, I imagine partially devoured by a happy raccoon. Semi-hollowed out and sadly discarded, the fruit remnant made me gasp out loud and I realized the only people who would appreciate its symbolic import are my brethren here. It's a freaking sign, people!! Jackson MotherBoy Michie will be DESTROYED tonight!!! (Anything to give me hope.) 13 Link to comment
Callaphera September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 At least they didn't make Julie look like a clown for the finale. She actually looks pretty hot in her black dress. Maaaybe the length is a bit odd for her height, I only caught a glimpse of below the waist but above is looking pretty good for the first time this season. 2 Link to comment
Katesus7 September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 It’s so odd. I honestly mostly disliked this season with major bouts of ambivalence, to the point where I deleted half the shows before watching. I will always love Jess’ HOH, and even though hindsight is what it is, the double eviction was also cool. But I expected to not give a damn about tonight, and I really do. To the point I have the pit in my stomach I always get on Thursdays. Sometimes, gloriously, to worry about who is actually going, but mostly over who will be the next HOH. Just an underlying nervous feeling I can’t quite explain. And I have that now! I mean, it’s only about somehow Jackson losing and cool people along with Nicole being in the finals for AFP, but I have feelings, y’all! So is this a place to live snark during the finale? Are there rules? Because I want to snark. 6 Link to comment
Lady Calypso September 26, 2019 Author Share September 26, 2019 Well, here we go. I watched Survivor for the first time since it was airing in single digits, and now super ready for this finale. Link to comment
PaperTree September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Away we go! Jess screaming off the wall! Julie looks great! 3 Link to comment
Lady Calypso September 26, 2019 Author Share September 26, 2019 18 minutes ago, Callaphera said: At least they didn't make Julie look like a clown for the finale. She actually looks pretty hot in her black dress. Maaaybe the length is a bit odd for her height, I only caught a glimpse of below the waist but above is looking pretty good for the first time this season. Meanwhile, I just saw her dress and thought she was wearing a garbage bag at first. Ooops. We're getting the Roundtable stuff first! 1 Link to comment
LoveLeigh September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 10 hours ago, Dance4Life said: I watched some BBAD last night. Hahahaha! Since F3 only in the house......Nicole won’t stop talking in annoying fake accents. Her insecurities and social awkwardness is on some next level! I disagree totally. I think Nicole was outstanding in her ability to create a social dynamic with Michie and Holly. That was not an easy thing to do and she developed a real comfort level with them. I think her accents are adorable. 9 Link to comment
Callaphera September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Dr. Will: wears a tuxedo to the jury roundtable Jack and Nick: both wear the same shirt they've been wearing for 90 some days to the jury roundtable 9 6 Link to comment
PaperTree September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Handshake Cliff "I'm the idiot". fuck you Nick 1 Link to comment
Lady Calypso September 26, 2019 Author Share September 26, 2019 Sis: I'm so confused. Me: Never change. Jack, STOP FUCKING CLAPPING YOUR HANDS, YOU DOUCHELORD. *sighs* I forgot how much I hated Jack. 2 10 Link to comment
Callaphera September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Christie is saying that it's now Jackson's world and we're all just living in it. Meanwhile Jackson thinks it's Christie's world. But in the first few weeks, Christie kept telling me that it's not the Jack show. No wonder Analyse is confused. 5 Link to comment
Callaphera September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Just now, Lady Calypso said: TOM GREEN. Meh, call me when Ryan Lochte's back muscles show up. 3 3 Link to comment
Lady Calypso September 26, 2019 Author Share September 26, 2019 And now, commercial break is over and we're back to the Roundtable. Sis, we get it. You're confused. 7 Link to comment
Callaphera September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Christie is talking up Nicole's game in the same way that she talked up Nick's game on Taco Tuesday. Will: "Sis, what do you think?" Analyse: "I'm confused." Me: LOL 6 Link to comment
Lady Calypso September 26, 2019 Author Share September 26, 2019 I am so impressed with Kat advocating for all three right now. I never expected her to. 3 Link to comment
PaperTree September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 The editors really don't like Anallice. 2 3 Link to comment
Callaphera September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 As a Canadian who understands denim and denim fashion, what in the fuck is Christie wearing as a shirt? 1 minute ago, Lady Calypso said: I am so impressed with Kat advocating for all three right now. Camera time/relevancy. Girl knows how to hustle. 1 Link to comment
Lady Calypso September 26, 2019 Author Share September 26, 2019 Just now, PaperTree said: The editors really don't like Anallice. The ONLY thing she's said is "I'm so confused." That is it. 2 Link to comment
PaperTree September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Just now, Callaphera said: As a Canadian who understands denim and denim fashion, what in the fuck is Christie wearing as a shirt? Does production dress them for this? Link to comment
Lady Calypso September 26, 2019 Author Share September 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Callaphera said: Camera time/relevancy. Girl knows how to hustle. That's a fair point. Kat knows how to play me, sometimes, because I forget that I'm not really a fan of her...at all. 5 Link to comment
zorak September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 I love how Analyse keeps going on about people’s gameplay and questioning it. I’m dying to know if she had made it to the end how she would have explained her own gameplay this season. 5 9 Link to comment
LoveLeigh September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Whose family did they show? I could not read it all..... Link to comment
Callaphera September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Just now, Lady Calypso said: The ONLY thing she's said is "I'm so confused." That is it. She also said that Nicole would have to sit down and explain her game to Analyse. Preferably in small words. With helpful illustrations. And a snack break because she gets cranky if she doesn't get her string cheese and juice box. Shit, I don't know whether I'm talking about Analyse or Coltee from 90 Day Fiancé now. 8 1 Link to comment
gatopretoNYC September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 So I guess there's no sunscreen provided at the jury house? Everyone is sunburnt as hell. 1 Link to comment
Lady Calypso September 26, 2019 Author Share September 26, 2019 Oh no, this is going to be painful to watch Nicole lose this. Link to comment
Callaphera September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 That harness they're wearing for this comp looks... awkward and painful. 1 Link to comment
slasherboy September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Ok, I'll say it: Dr. Will looks like a clown. Something baaaaaaaaad happened to him. 1 Link to comment
Lady Calypso September 26, 2019 Author Share September 26, 2019 Just now, Callaphera said: That harness they're wearing for this comp looks... awkward and painful. Yeah, it looks like the harness is huge for Nicole, while Holly looks comfortable. 2 Link to comment
Callaphera September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Just now, slasherboy said: Ok, I'll say it: Dr. Will looks like a clown. Something baaaaaaaaad happened to him. Clearly he has the same Juvederm dealer as Holly. Just now, Lady Calypso said: Yeah, it looks like the harness is huge for Nicole, while Holly looks comfortable. It's also how it sticks out of the back of their shirts rather than going over the top of their shirts like normal. They look all hunchbacked. Link to comment
Michichick September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 I appreciate you all so much, posting about the show while I watch something else, so I don’t have to watch Jackson win but can still know what’s happening. Did anybody’s jaw drop based on round table comments, or is Will just full of shit as usual? 2 Link to comment
Lady Calypso September 26, 2019 Author Share September 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Michichick said: Did anybody’s jaw drop based on round table comments, or is Will just full of shit as usual? Full of shit. I didn't see anything surprising, to be honest. 5 Link to comment
PaperTree September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Holly wins. Blockhead crows. (insert vomit emoji here) Get in her head Nicole! Link to comment
Callaphera September 26, 2019 Share September 26, 2019 Analyse used a two syllable word. I was a little surprised but not shocked shocked. 2 Link to comment
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