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  1. slasherboy

    Mama June: From Not To Hot

    Who is the target audience for this mess? If they're trying to appeal to 13-year-old girls who might identify (sarcasm) with Alana, well, things really took a dark turn tonight and I don't think it's appropriate at all for young girls. Or boys, for that matter. The language alone would curl my own Mother's toenails. And did June really call her daughter and read that nasty text? Shouldn't she call a close friend (I know, she doesn't have any) or her sister with that stuff? Why lay that shit (speaking of language) on her child? Alana looked HUGE in this episode. June making that cake her her nasty fingers and licking them? That right there is why I never eat anything other than my own food at pot lucks. Ella is precious. I can't believe I continue to sit through this show week after week ..... and look forward to it! At least we're all in this together! See you next Friday!
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    The Red Line

    I just discovered this series when I saw promos on TV. I'm in!
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    Mama June: From Not To Hot

    "Dick her down." I don't even know what that means. Fuck her? Eeeewwwwww..... But then again, he has sex with June and shaves her pubic area on national TV so I guess he'd stick it in anything. I was going to say lady parts, but June is no lady. I've seen those brown spots on heavy women at the pool. Since this is caused by chaffing, I wonder why it's brown and not red. One thing about this show, I'm having conversations that I never in my life expected to have! And "dick her down" ..... learning new phrases to use at Thanksgiving! I doubt it's on camera, but I wish we could have seen the arrest in Alabama and the crack discovery. That would have been reality TV at it's best. While I couldn't give a shit about June or Geno, I do feel badly for Alana. She really loved that man and considered him one of her dads. She needs to get away from that family and be raised by parents with some sense. Maybe this will make that happen, but I doubt it. She would either go to Sugar Bear & Jennifer, her grandmother, or one of her sisters and I wouldn't trust any of them to do a better job than June (maybe the grandmother; don't know enough about her; don't know anything about her).
  4. slasherboy

    Mama June: From Not To Hot

    I suspect that in real life June and Jennifer are friendly with each other and their fights are all just a story arc. As others have said, there are many times when both of them seem to be suppressing a smile or even laughter. This was probably my least favorite episode because of the over-the-top fake fake fakery. I know it's all fake, but this was too much. Why couldn't Alana go to the doctor's office with Pumpkin? Oh yeah, to create so much fun terrorizing her brother-n-law on his first day of work by making him face his fear of heights. Also, there's no way he would be expected to empty a latrine without protective gloves on. I noticed he eventually put on goggles, but bare-handed? Really? And did anybody notice how spotlessly clean those floors were were he worked? If Pumpkin and Josh can't afford furniture and June is paying their first 3 months' rent, what are they doing with all their money? She makes a shit-load per episode and he gets a paycheck too. Maybe Ella gets paid as well? I should think so. When Sugar Bear and Geno were playing pool and the woman approached them, does anybody know what Geno said he would do to her? "D _ _ _ her down." was the caption. And his comment about the brown marks between their legs? If Sugar Bear is grossed out, you know it's bad. Glad you guys noticed Jennifer's actual weight as 326 and not 226. So, she's actually 116 pounds more than June and not just 16? That sounds right. Wonder why she kept saying 16 pounds then? And does Alana still have that cat? We never see it and there's no mention of it. Alana is not going to know what to do with herself when this show ends.
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    S07.E15: Angela's Story

    Cupcake Brown?
  6. slasherboy

    Mama June: From Not To Hot

    Why am I not surprised, even a little bit? "June & Jennifer: Two Women and a Bucket". I don't even want to think about it.
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    House Hunters International

    Bali: Yeah, what everybody said. But I could definitely spend a month or two or a year in the house Daddy built.
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    Mama June: From Not To Hot

    I believe it said those friends were from the pageant (written on the screen, not verbal) and if that's the case, it seems her circle of friends is extremely limited. I'd love to see her in school ... how she behaves, how the other kids treat her, if she's involved, etc. But I doubt that will ever happen. Didn't Pumpkin come out as bi a few years ago? Not that that has anything to do with anything, but I wonder if I'm remembering correctly. I was so irritated how they kept drawing out June telling Geno she wasn't pregnant. Just say it! She would always stop just short of it. Then again, I catch myself because none of that is true so why do I even get invested. It seems like June is purposely eating as much as she can to gain weight. Saying vegetables aren't in her vocabulary. I'm surprised the word "vocabulary" is in her vocabulary! I hope this show never ends.
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    Live PD

    Buying urine is absolutely a thing. I only learned about it a few months ago and I was surprised too, but yes, it's real. Am pretty sure UA means urinalysis, but that's a funny way for the deputy to ask about it. Oh, you can even buy the urine warm ... you know, for reality's sake.
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    Mama June: From Not To Hot

    Don't quote me on this, but I read somewhere a while back that she was in nursing school. Could be 100% wrong, but that's what I read. I always thought "the big screen" meant movies in a theater, not TV. June is an idiot. If June and Jennifer are going to compete, I'd love to see mud wrestling! Actually, that was sort of done in the early seasons of HCHBB, only they were just floundering around and not wrestling. Alana referred to herself as a "big girl". It's a shame to see herself as a big girl at such a young age. I doubt Josh is actually working at that job. We have to remember how fake everything is about this show. And Pumpkin isn't so stupid that she would put Harvard and "fluent in three languages" on his resume. People who say Jennifer is pretty are looking at a different person than I see. I think she's as homely as mud on a post. No offense. And I don't think Dr. Curves did all that good a job on her batwings. Better than they were, but if that was the outcome of MY surgery, I wouldn't be happy at all. And I agree that one looked better than the other. If Alana was that freaked out over Geno being arrested for not doing his community service, wonder how she reacted when her mother was arrested for drugs? I'll end on a positive note. Sugar Bear was sweet watching Alana on DWtSJ. Can't wait until next Friday!
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    Mama June: From Not To Hot

    I don't believe for one minute that the Josh/modeling agency guy story was true. I think it was totally a set up because Josh and Pumpkin are doing well and they needed a story line to cause an argument. Why can't they give them a story line to show some happiness instead of always fighting? If it was true, I believe a producer would have stepped in when the cameras were off. When June, Geno, and Alana were in the restaurant, did June honestly put a brownie on top of her pizza and eat it? And why do Geno and Alana act so surprised when all that food comes for June? Didn't they hear her order it? We know June's not pregnant or it would have already been announced in promos. I believe something is wrong with her (besides the obvious) to make her sick, but she's not expecting ..... thank goodness. While I thought Alana did a fair enough job at the audition, there's no way she's getting a part in a movie. Again, if she'd been cast, we would have already heard abut it. Sugar Bear and Jennifer. I have no words. Seeing her almost naked body made me sick, but I couldn't look away. And Sugar Bear makes me even sicker when he fawns over her because it's so gross. A couple of times an image of them having sex has pushed it's way into my mind's eye and I run down the busy highway screaming, hoping to be hit by a semi (not really ... I love my lie) but so far, no luck. I'm guessing the show or network or somebody paid for both June's and Jennifer's surgeries. Does anybody else think this? I don't like Josh's curly hair. I enjoyed the segment of Pumpkin cooking (all that butter!) and her and Josh eating. I truly like them and like them together ... I just wish the show wouldn't perpetuate their arguments. And lastly, even though he's an ex-convict/felon, Geno is good with Alana and I like them together. Too bad she's probably going to lose her father figure. Just say no to drugs.
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    Mama June: From Not To Hot

    I don't know how accurate this article is, but it says Boo Boo is worth $800,000 and June is worth $1 million. She'll need it for her attorney. That is one rough mug shot. I wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley! https://heavy.com/money/2019/03/honey-boo-boo-net-worth/
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    Mama June: From Not To Hot

    I agree with some of your points but disagree with others. I, too, think a physical competition was a good thing for Alana as she absolutely needs to be around kids her own age doing something fun, but I disagree that she has appeal and brought personality to the show. I think she lasted as long as she did because people were mesmerized by her, and not in a good way. More like people not believing what they were seeing and couldn't look away. At least that's how I felt and that's what I believe many of the viewers felt. There is absolutely no appeal to this child and her personality is obnoxious. And yes, I realize this is a child that I'm being so critical of, and I don't care. She CAN come across as a good kid, but I think those moments are few and far between, at least when the camera is on. Her ego is as big as her stomach. Spunk and exuberance, yes, I'll give you that, but too often spunk comes across as bratty. It wasn't shown on this episode, but on DWtS, Jr. she was an absolute snot to Tristan and the adult pro, who's name I can't recall at the moment ..... that they showed. I can't see her being cast in any shows because she doesn't know how to behave around normal people. I'm totally serious about that. Have you ever seen her and June on any of the talk shows? I realize those were a few years ago, but still, just from her being on DWtS, Jr. it was obvious she's socially-stunted; she just doesn't know how to interact with people other than her family. I don't believe a director of any TV show would put up with that. I realize it may seem I'm over-thinking all of this and coming down really hard on this child, but I just can't stand to see someone (June) screw up a child's life (Alana) so badly. Sure, she has potential to improve, but she needs to get out from under her mother's influence first, and I don't see that happening as long as this kid brings in the big bucks. June should be ashamed of herself. Maybe she can reflect on all this while she sits in her jail cell. I appreciate your kind opinion of Alana and hope you remember that the above is just mine, an opinion, right or wrong. Good to hear. I always liked Uncle Poodle. I believe he got married a few years ago. Could you please tell me where he posted since his own FB account no longer exists? Thanks. I'd love to see a reality show following June's time in jail. And I'm talking 24/7 coverage. I wonder what kind of reception she would get/will get in jail. Maybe if she's out of Alana's life for an extended period, Alana will change her lifestyle and attitude and straighten up.
  14. slasherboy

    Mama June: From Not To Hot

    I thought that was beer that he dumped on the Oreos. What a waste of good cookies.
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    Mama June: From Not To Hot

    Thank you.
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