S09.E17: A Double Shot Of Brandi

[Straycat80]

Brandi scene coming up. Changing the channel for awhile. Can’t stand her. 

[bravofan27]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Why does Camille always have to have her creepy yes woman around that talks shit? 

I think in an interview Camille did before she said she had a publicist and her scenes are written for her. I think shit happens and someone tells her how to react. 

[KungFuBunny]

So is David on his Honeymoon in Switzerland skiing right now?

[whydoievencare]

Erica and Lisa R are the ringleaders driving the nasty agenda - taking Camille to account because she isn't 100% anti Lisa V.  

[nexxie]

I wonder if Lisa and Harry have an arrangement more than a marriage - she saved his ass from assault charges and kept a roof over his head during the lean times, and he provided Hollywood clout and eye-candy. That was then, but now ain’t working.

[bravofan27]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Brandi scene coming up. Changing the channel for awhile. Can’t stand her. 

Brandi seems like someone that smells bad. Her face is the worst ever, and she seems to be very mean and very into the party scene. At her age, this means the drug scene. 

I do not doubt for one second that Denise and Brandi escort here and there. When Charlie has extra money, they are probably the first ladies he calls. 

Edited June 5, 2019 by bravofan27

[KungFuBunny]

Oy Brandi's TH shot - that red lipstick just highlights how fucked up her face is

[Bronzedog]

I think Brandy arrived for drinks, drunk.

[Keywestclubkid]

Move on from it ... it’s a fucking bunny. Truer words have never been spoken on this show 

[TexasGal]

Just now, Bronzedog said:

I think Brandy arrived for drinks, drunk.

Of course she did.  Or, it’s just her crooked lips impairing her speech.

4 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Oy Brandi's TH shot - that red lipstick just highlights how fucked up her face is

Speaking of!  Bad lipliner, check!  Drawing your lips bigger, check!  Fillers or whatever the eff she has in there making you look like stroke victim, check!

[endure]

Brandi in her TH looked horrid!  Don't they look in the mirror?

[goofygirl]

I barely reneckignize old Brandi.  Man! She looks rough! And I thought KITSON went out of business?? Apparently..not.

Just killl this show now. OR....

There's always LITTLE PEOPLE! Lol!

[Rhetorica]

I didn't know Brandy was That Brandy.  My gawd,  what happened to her? 

My heart goes out to all people affected from the fires,  rich or poor or in between... 

[twilightzone]

5 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

Were any of these women affected by this horrific fire? Did their houses burn to the ground? Did their loved ones die?

I don't think so. Their biggest losses in life were Birkin bags and jewelry. Such shallow, vapid souls these women are.

But it's the personal items, like mementos of Camille's family, that cannot be replaced.  You don't have to like Camille to recognize she has gone through a lot - with a public cheating scandal.  Her battle with cancer and her mother sick with the disease.  And now losing her home in a devastating fire.

Edited June 5, 2019 by twilightzone

[Steph J]

Man, LVP doesn't even need to be on the show and it's still approx. 35% filled with clips of her.

[Straycat80]

So this is the second episode LVP hasn’t been in so let’s watch many flash back scenes of her. Boring. Just replace her with Camille so these ho’s have someone else to gang up on. 

[Coffeewinewater]

I really dislike Camille.  What does she really bring, except good real estate? She is so damn fake.

[nexxie]

2 minutes ago, twilightzone said:

But it's the personal items, like mementos of Camille's kids when they were growing up, that cannot be replaced.  You don't have to like Camille to recognized she has gone through a lot - with a public cheating scandal.  Her battle with cancer and her mother sick with the disease.  And now loosing her home in a devastating fire.

Hopefully she had time to grab the photographs and important papers. I’ve often lived where hurricanes are common - my husband and I pack four big Rubbermaid storage bins and two suitcases. Not sure those affected by the fires planned to leave in time to take that much though.

[Straycat80]

Poor Camille. I have a lot of relatives in California and feel for anyone who experienced those terrible fires. 

[bravofan27]

Haha with next episode! Now that we know the "hotel staff" are really paid by the show as "assistants." I sort of think Ericka started this with the glam squad. Then all the ladies wanted to have professional hair/makeup. I do think it's one thing that Bravo might now pay for. 

[RealHousewife]

11 minutes ago, twilightzone said:

But it's the personal items, like mementos of Camille's family, that cannot be replaced.  You don't have to like Camille to recognize she has gone through a lot - with a public cheating scandal.  Her battle with cancer and her mother sick with the disease.  And now losing her home in a devastating fire.

Exactly. Imagine instantly losing all your old family photos and videos, all the stuff that's not on the cloud or anything. And yes, Camille has been through a ton. Fan of hers or not, you have to feel for her imo. At least I do. I really hope she gets some peace and happiness for awhile!

[JD5166]

Be safe so we can beat your ass! Talk about phony shut up Teddi. 

[Callaphera]

Is this show so light on content that they had to have a flashback to 30 minutes earlier when Big Dick Aaron was putting crap in a box and pushing a loveseat into the corner? I understand that the scene was in the episode so Drunken Denise could get her contract-mandated 2 Charlie Sheen name drops per episode in but c'mon. 

[Chit Chat]

Just now, JD5166 said:

Be safe so we can beat your ass! Talk about phony shut up Teddi. 

Teddi:  "There's nothing like a tragedy to put things in perspective."  Um, except when it comes to LVP, right?  She effin loses her brother and you bitches do nothing but pile on.  

I ended up fast forwarding at least 3/4's of this episode.  It could not have been less interesting to me.  And bringing back Brandy?  Oh for the love of all that's holy.  Just, no!  

[bravofan27]

1 minute ago, RealHousewife said:

Exactly. Imagine instantly losing all your old family photos and videos, all the stuff that's not on the cloud or anything. And yes, Camille has been through a ton. Fan of hers or not, you have to feel for her imo. At least I do. I really hope she gets some peace and happiness for awhile!

Camille is fine. She was a beautiful dancer, she lost her looks, has no personality to speak of, and got very very bitter. All she has now are her children and once they are past 18 she might be in the same boat as Sonja. 

[Chit Chat]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

Is this show so light on content that they had to have a flashback to 30 minutes earlier when Big Dick Aaron was putting crap in a box and pushing a loveseat into the corner?

Denise has to explain how to talk to a young girl about picking up her towels?  Girl or boy, what you'd get from me is "pick up your damn towels and put them in the hamper."  Grow a pair, Denise.  It's your house.  Your child should follow the rules.  You shouldn't have to talk to your teenager like a baby.  What utter nonsense.

[Gem 10]

50 minutes ago, nexxie said:

That dinner scene with Lisa, Harry and kids was pretty real.

He looked disgusted.  Maybe somethings up.

[njbchlover]

40 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

ALL these women talk shit about each other behind their backs, not just Camille. Shut up Rinna! 

YES!!!  Rinna declaring that Camille should "own" her shit (and, again, I am just sooooo fucking over the "own it" phrase!!!).  Rinna, who seemed to suffer from serious selective memory disorder when questioned about calling Kim a drug addict, one step away from death, and the beginnings of Munchausen-gate.  Rinna, who lives for one of the ladies to go to the bathroom so she can gossip about them.  

I really, really don't like her.

[breezy424]

I have to  admit the scene with Jagger was cute.

Love Kyle's dogs.  Been there.  Done that.  With a dog barking while I'm on the phone.  I've also thrown a pillow.  Please don't accuse me of dog abuse.  It's just trying to get their attention to shut up.

I don't know what to say about that dinner with the Hamlins'.  The youngest has issues.  It's dysfunctional.

Brandi looked better than I expected when she met up with Denise.  Then....that TH...  What the heck was going on with that bright pink lipstick?  It looked like clown lips.

I'm warming up to Denise's husband.

I feel bad for all the people who were affected by the fires, including Camille.  She may have another home in Hawaii but probably all her and her children's sentimental stuff was in that home.

[goofygirl]

Did I say this already? I forgot. I've been planning a trip to Provence to a "fancy winery". Plus, I'm gonna crap all over my "friend" who had the temerity to say something I didn't like while her house burns to the ground.  Then I'm gonna close my store, have my 4 year old model some dumb bathing suit, tell my anorexic daughter to just... EAT.... And the piece de resistance, I'm gonna listen to some skank tell me how hideous LVP has been, IS, and will be....

Oh yeah, I DID say it!  TWITS!

[bravofan27]

35 minutes ago, nexxie said:

I wonder if Lisa and Harry have an arrangement more than a marriage - she saved his ass from assault charges and kept a roof over his head during the lean times, and he provided Hollywood clout and eye-candy. That was then, but now ain’t working.

I think the whole truth is probably very complicated. But I think this might be in the right lane. Lisa R is very old school, and she seems to still be relishing in marrying a guy that that was named as People's hottest (even though that was in the 80s). She also seems like she's supporting the family, and Harry came off as a bit of spoiled brat, demanding Lisa fix the kids. He's not even supporting them! WTF! Get with the program Harry-- you are a white male, but you can't make demands without money. Try harder.

[Coffeewinewater]

I dont mind Teddy, but I hate her house.

[Gem 10]

53 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I think Harry is right blaming Lisa for Amelia’s eating disorder. Wasn’t she pushing that kid to be a model? And Lisa is skinny too, I wouldn’t be surprised if she had an eating disorder too. 

I’ve been back watching a few months.  Lisa does not eat, or she’ll take one bite and that’s it.  She’s not skinny for no reason.

[endure]

24 minutes ago, Rhetorica said:

I didn't know Brandy was That Brandy.  My gawd,  what happened to her? 

My heart goes out to all people affected from the fires,  rich or poor or in between... 

She (Brandi) definitely aged a lot!

[Chit Chat]

1 minute ago, bravofan27 said:

I think the whole truth is probably very complicated.

It's odd how much she's mentioned that they like their "alone" times this season.  Something is definitely up with them.  Even so, I just can't watch much of Rinna anymore.  She's just awful.

[njbchlover]

43 minutes ago, whydoievencare said:

I swear you could see Kyle's and Teddi's eyes glaze over when Dorit was doing her monologue at the beginning of the lunch with everyone.  I have to say: Teddi looked very nice at the restaurant - she must have gotten a stylist and her own glam squad - her look is totally different from her first year. Denise's face always seems puffy.  Erica seemed to be having an off day with her makeup and outfit.

No - probably Erika's glam squad had a day off!  

I also wonder if Teddi got a breast augmentation - her breasts looks bigger than last year.

And, Dorit can go scratch in her Kitson's window - that shit she's selling looks horrible.  Beverly Beach athleisure wear will never be Lululemon or Kate Hudson's Fabletics (not that I'm a huge fan of those brands, either!)

[bravofan27]

I sort of feel like Lisa R is a lesbian and Harry is gay, and they had an arrangement when it was a different time. Now they are old and no one cares what their sexual orientation is and they are sort of stuck. 

[njbchlover]

16 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

Be safe so we can beat your ass! Talk about phony shut up Teddi. 

Did you notice that Teddi never once removed her eyes from her own phone when Kyle and Rinna were talking to Camille?  I guess she was too busy yelling at her clients about eating an Oreo cookie.  

[endure]

3 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

I’ve been back watching a few months.  Lisa does not eat, or she’ll take one bite and that’s it.  She’s not skinny for no reason.

When they showed her at lunch with Erica she took a bite of what looked looked like a nacho and guacamole it was the total size of a little green pea 😯

[bravofan27]

6 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

I’ve been back watching a few months.  Lisa does not eat, or she’ll take one bite and that’s it.  She’s not skinny for no reason.

Lisa R puts the skinny girls that claim to eat all the time to bed. To be that skinny, you just can't eat. I would say, given Lisa's weight, she does not eat any carbs at all,  and only takes in a small amount of vegetables and protein here and there in very tiny amounts. 

[njbchlover]

12 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

He looked disgusted.  Maybe somethings up.

I'd be disgusted, too, if those two she-beasts were my daughters.  Such disrespect and utter bullshit.

If Amelia's eating disorder is as bad as it seems (she's allergic to fucking everything???), I think she doesn't need to be on a reality TV show - she needs to be in an eating disorder treatment center.  She needs to stop disrespecting her father (I'm okay with her disrespecting her mother, because I can't stand Rinna.  No, not really - no child should ever disrespect a parent, even Rinna).  And, giving your father the finger??  I'd be missing that finger permanently if I ever did that, and my kids would have had that finger in a splint if they did that to me or my husband!  

[Pickles]

Rinna is positively scrawny. She is beyond skinny. I am sure she would consider that to be a compliment. 

[Gem 10]

53 minutes ago, whydoievencare said:

I swear you could see Kyle's and Teddi's eyes glaze over when Dorit was doing her monologue at the beginning of the lunch with everyone.  I have to say: Teddi looked very nice at the restaurant - she must have gotten a stylist and her own glam squad - her look is totally different from her first year. Denise's face always seems puffy.  Erica seemed to be having an off day with her makeup and outfit.

I don’t know about Denise except she was married to Charlie, but there’s something about her that rubs me the wrong way.  I can’t put my finger on it yet.  So far, she looks very wild in her thinking and actions.  Plus, she has a big mouth about her sex life that her husband doesn’t approve of already.  She’s not shy, that’s for sure.

[njbchlover]

13 minutes ago, endure said:

She (Brandi) definitely aged a lot!

No - her lifestyle aged her, and the fillers/botox completely screwed with her face.

And, I'm liking Denise less and less - first, one of her closest friends is Rinna and now, she's hanging out with Brandi, and believing what is coming out of those twisted lips.  

If we have to endure Brandi and all this other bullshit because the producers wouldn't show any of what they filmed of LVP without the other women, I think I'm just about over this show.  

[Baltimore Betty]

16 minutes ago, endure said:

She (Brandi) definitely aged a lot!

Like mutton dressed like lamb.

[Duke2801]

58 minutes ago, bravofan27 said:

Brandi seems like someone that smells bad. Her face is the worst ever, and she seems to be very mean and very into the party scene. At her age, this means the drug scene. 

I do not doubt for one second that Denise and Brandi escort here and there. When Charlie has extra money, they are probably the first ladies he calls. 

You think Charlie hires his ex wife as a prostitute....? 

[BodhiGurl]

I hope Denise told Rinna to stop talking about the stupid bunny as well. Just saying. Rinna isn't innocent in bunnygate, lmao... anywho. Is this season almost over? I zoned out on most of the episode, and it had nothing to do with a certain someone no longer really filming... because scenes with her at this point in the season would bore the beejeezus out of me too. Time to wrap this situation up. And fire up RHOC... ha!

[Gem 10]

43 minutes ago, Coffeewinewater said:

I really dislike Camille.  What does she really bring, except good real estate? She is so damn fake.

And not pretty imo.  Fifty million ... I can’t get over that.

[Gem 10]

Why can’t the N.Y. Housewives go to Europe too.  I’m sick of them going to Florida and the Caribbean.  

[bichonblitz]

1 hour ago, endure said:

Teddi at lunch - looked like she made a real effort to look more feminine lol......lipstick and waves in her hair!

She looked exactly like Dorit! I could hardly tell them apart.