S07.E22: Janine LIVE CHAT

[Miss Chevious]

It’s the scooter that’s making her look fat. 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

She reminds me of Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.  Oh dear....the pain....the pain.....

[parrotfeathers]

"Step up"  That's what parrot people say to a parrot when you want it to get on your hand.

[Pepper Mostly]

She can walk TWO STEPS. Holy moly. 

You'd think with all the weeping and wailing she'd lose some water weight at least. 

[Friday]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:11 AM, ams1001 said:

Ooh, those are yummy. Puff pastry, you say? (Jots on shopping list..)

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All this talk about what everyone's eating habit tonight is, is making me want my dinner an hour and a half early.

[Guest]

OMG the scooter has a HEADLIGHT. 

Is that for her midnight runs through the Arby's drive through?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

What was her weight?

[ams1001]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:10 AM, String Theory said:

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that was "confused"......between the holiday and tornadoes getting me up in the middle of the night I don't know if I'm coming or going or what day it is!!!!!!

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I was on vacation last week, then went back to a short week that is also a closing week (we're in the finance department) and we've been down a person since Christmas. So many things went wrong...but the one thing I didn't fuck up was the most complicated thing that I took over when the other guy left... and we kind of expect something to be wrong with that one on the first attempt. I just had to laugh.

[Julyolo]

Here we go. Another equivocator with the voice of a child! Does all the food affect their vocal cords? So bizarre.

[Callaphera]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:21 AM, Miss Chevious said:

It’s the scooter that’s making her look fat. 

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First mattresses, now scooters. Man, those inanimate objects are just mean. 

[poeticlicensed]

What a whiner! 

Dr. Now hates the scooter.

[DEG9]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:19 AM, aliya said:

Darn darn darn - the siren is going off.  I had to sit in the basement for an hour on Friday (we actually had a tornado at the edge of town)  and now here it is again. I had to switch channels to see the map. Dang - funnel clouds sighted, but it looks like it's going north & east of me. 

I'm.not.sitting.in.the.basement.tonight.

And on top of that, the phone rings every other minute because the university phones, texts, and sends out email warnings. 

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Stay safe. Don't think because it didn't happen before that it can't happen now. Inconvenienced is  better than dead, or badly injured. Just sayin'...

[Guest]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:22 AM, PrincessPurrsALot said:

What was her weight?

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It appeared to be fluctuating but netted out at 559, I think?

[Stusan]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:21 AM, QuinnInND said:

Only 2 steps! Hahaha! That's hilarious 

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Only ONE or two steps. Which means maybe she glanced at it once or twice. You know how the poundticipants overestimate.

[Brooklynista]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:21 AM, QuinnInND said:

Only 2 steps! Hahaha! That's hilarious 

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In a year!!!

[MrsClaus]

Well, if they read a cookbook, maybe someone would learn how to cook good food instead of having to order in all the time.

[String Theory]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:17 AM, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I am watching online while still at the office.  Eating habit = office snacks.  I don't want to scare everyone, but there are grapes in the refrigerator.  It's a slippery slope.  We also have bananas.  Deep throating fruit at the office may be an HR violation.

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@PrincessPurrsALot "Just say Nooooooooooooooo!" We're here for you!

[ams1001]

Oy, that leg looks painful.

[Callaphera]

I was not expecting such a solid... soldiness when she lifted her skirt. I would say my mouth dropped open in surprise but it's kinda permanently open at the moment so...

[CringeWatcher]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:17 AM, Midnightblue said:

I can deal with beautiful weekends and cool weekdays. Three more weeks of school and I have spent enough hot Junes in classrooms full of sweaty teenagers to last me a lifetime! Hitting the time of year where I hate all the people.

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Three more weeks??? Holy smokes! Last Friday was our last day 😎

[sainte-chapelle]

I had pizza and wine for dinner....homemade pizza makes it ok right?

[Midnightblue]

A lot of these people need to learn that is IS possible to be be in pain, and not have to announce it every single time. Many of us experience pain without vocalizing it. 

[CalpurniaF]

I think she closes her eyes when she's lying to Dr. Now (or anyone else).

[Miss Chevious]

The only thing that’s getting a workout is the balloon in her stomach.

[CrazyInAlabama]

At 1 yr. 1 mo. she was 566, this month 1 yr. 3 mo. she's 559 which is 7 lbs down, but a total loss of 119 lbs. from where she started a year or so ago.   

How cool!   Her scooter can go up the ramp into the taxi.     

[ams1001]

You lost seven whole pounds and you want "recognition"?

[cmpbl]

If she can't stand or walk, how is she showering and going to the bathroom?

[Granny58]

I do like her blue coat/black collar.  Points for that. 

[iwasish]

7 pounds in 2 months. 

And she wants a Gold Star for it.

[Guest]

RECOGNIZE ME FOR MY 7 POUND WEIGHT LOSS!

[suev33 3]

Good evening, all... how y'all doin?  Eating habit is my chopped salad...and im rooting for Janine but...snark on!

[Kid]

I don’t like this woman!!!  

[aliya]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:19 AM, QuinnInND said:

7lbs lost. Figured. 

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I was watching the big red blob on the tornado map and missed her weigh in. So in 2 months, with a balloon, she lost 7 lbs???  How is it possible to eat that much when you basically have a little baby in your stomach? 

[Snarkastikate]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:24 AM, ams1001 said:

Oy, that leg looks painful.

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Are you sure that thing was a leg?

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Progress?  What progress?  You are 550 lbs and lost 7 lbs.  That's called taking a healthy dump.

[QuinnInND]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:25 AM, ams1001 said:

You lost seven whole pounds and you want "recognition"?

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Right?? 

Dr Paradise!!!

[Carboncat]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:18 AM, mmecorday said:

A Coolsculpting commercial is airing now. During the airing of THIS show. 😄

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🤮

[ams1001]

Dr. Paradise!

We need a spinoff with all the pounder pets.

Her overly sweet "thank you!" is so annoying.

[Callaphera]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:25 AM, iwasish said:

7 pounds in 2 months. 

And she wants a Gold Star for it.

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I want a gold star when I put on pants in the morning. And sometimes I actually give myself one.

[Julyolo]

How did she go from orange crush to purple hair?

[DC Gal in VA]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:17 AM, ams1001 said:

I will gladly help you eat that fruit. I hate hot weather but summer fruit helps make up for it. Got my first apricots of the year yesterday.

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Love summer fruits too and I loathe hot weather also.

Question: do apricots have any real flavor? Every time I buy them here they taste like mushy cotton with a vague fruit flavor.

[QuinnInND]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:26 AM, aliya said:

I was watching the big red blob on the tornado map and missed her weigh in. So in 2 months, with a balloon, she lost 7 lbs???  How is it possible to eat that much when you basically have a little baby in your stomach? 

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It was about 559. 

[Pepper Mostly]

She has that creepy way of pasting on a fake sweet smile and trying to be charming and agreeable.  

Is "I don't think Dr. Now is being fair" on the bingo card? 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

More tears.  I grow weary of Mrs. Teary.

[Callaphera]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:26 AM, Julyolo said:

How did she go from orange crush to purple hair?

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Kool-Aid comes in many colours. And is pretty tasty to boot in the summer heat. 

[Stusan]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:24 AM, Midnightblue said:

A lot of these people need to learn that is IS possible to be be in pain, and not have to announce it every single time. Many of us experience pain without vocalizing it. 

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Personally, I get tired of saying, "Man, I hurt today!"

I sound like a broken record since I hurt EVERY day, just to varying degrees. (Psoriatic arthritis.)

[Ellie Godfrey]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:25 AM, CalpurniaF said:

I think she closes her eyes when she's lying to Dr. Now (or anyone else).

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I agree 100%.

[mmecorday]

What did Janine do before she became a stay at home huge person?

[MrsClaus]

  On 5/30/2019 at 12:26 AM, Callaphera said:

I want a gold star when I put on pants in the morning. And sometimes I actually give myself one.

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Uh, I thought pants were optional.

[Miss Chevious]

At least she didn’t have to write a letter.