S07:E21 The Assanti Brothers LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

Is it my imagination or does this man have some big nostrils?

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, DC Gal in VA said:

Oh Lord, cue the creepy music for Kreepy Steven and his abused brother Justin. Keep your bibles and rosary beads handy! 😇

Too bad Dr Now doesn’t do exorcisms.

[Callaphera]

I swear to God, I've seen this guy sitting at a table, overflowing his folding chair, playing Magic: The Gathering at the comic book store. In like, every comic book store in North America, this dude is there. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Lizz said:

Is it sad that I bought some ice cream today to eat during the Assanti shitshow?  

You have to smear it all over yourself in tribute to this fat fuck.

[cmpbl]

Ack! What happened to his head?

[FormeryHeavyJ]

I still want to know WHO needs a freaking fireplace in Houston where it's 110 every day!!!!

[CringeWatcher]

How y’all doin pounders? Have Chardonnay, will watch this flamin’ shite show.

[iwasish]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Is it my imagination or does this man have some big nostrils?

Probably was shoveling food in them. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Gawd he is one homely mofo. 

[Wanda]

Just now, QuinnInND said:

Kugel!!! My favorite!!!! 

Not to brag, mines kind of special. Like a noodle pie. Delicious in soup. My Romanian grandmothers’ recipe

[Guest]

Wow, he's really good looking these days isn't he?

[QuinnInND]

God his legs!  

[Julyolo]

His appearance is shocking.  I can almost feel sorry for him.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

"I'm coming out of my shell"

Holy shit that's a big shell.  Bigger than the ones from Spinal Tap

[Wanda]

Cupcake!

[mmecorday]

Run, kitty, run! Run like the wind!

[Callaphera]

I honestly thought that was his balls hanging out of his shorts and I was about to give TLC shit for not blurring it. I don't care if that was his balls or not, please blur next time. 

[ams1001]

6 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Dear Lord give me strength for this one.

That's why I have rum!

Oh, god, his legs.

Did he say he did that to his hair a couple months ago?! And it hasn't grown back (do I recall correctly that he was pulling his hair out at one point? I'd guess that's more the issue than "buzzing of his hair too hard").

[DC Gal in VA]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hi Pounders!! How's everyone's eating habit tonight? 

Roasted chicken legs and thighs seasoned with Creole seasoning and smoked paprika with garlic, onions, carrots and Yukon gold potatoes, and green beans!

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, Lizz said:

Is it sad that I bought some ice cream today to eat during the Assanti shitshow?  

NO.  That reminds me I also have a pint of Ben & Jerry's in the freezer.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, cmpbl said:

Ack! What happened to his head?

Ever heard that drugs will show up in hair follicles? So has Assanti.

[Guest]

I thought his caregiver "stole" his TV?

I hate this asshole so much.

[aliya]

Couldn't decide if I could stand looking at Steven Assanti again. I will if you will...

Jeez - his legs are like the elephant man.

Edited May 23, 2019 by aliya

[ELFairy]

Cupcake kitty! 

[88Keys]

Evening, Pounders!  My eating habit was homemade enchilladas.  I'm seriously considering mixing up some chocolate chip cookies or opening up a beer to get through this.  I really don't want more of the Assanti's, and I kind of think the show should stop putting them on.

Dear Lord, his legs...

[IOU Payne]

Those legs are the most grotesque things I've ever seen, and not just because his personality is so freakin' grotesque.

[ams1001]

His stomach hangs to the floor!?!?! 😮

[OoogleEyes]

He doesn't want people to stare at him yet he'll be on a national TV show. Oh, okay 

Edited May 23, 2019 by OoogleEyes

[Guest]

What the hell is that prehistoric goiter on his leg?! 

[Ivylady]

Just now, aliya said:

Couldn't decide if I could stand looking at Steven Assanti again. I will if you will...

We're in it together with you! 🤣

[Wanda]

I’m sorry if this is offensive. But he is one forked up motherforker

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Let's set Steven up with Angie.  That would be fun to watch.

[CringeWatcher]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Is it my imagination or does this man have some big nostrils?

Here’s my trump impression. Ahem. 

They’re YUGE! 

[CrazyInAlabama]

Steven need breast reduction first, since he has two sets of front man boobs, and at least one set on back boobs too.     

That stomach has to weigh at least 50 lbs.  

[Mswldflwr]

So I'm on my third night of sausage chill.  When I make a batch, it's three nights' worth.  I'm still off carbs, so I totally miss eating it with Tostitos.    So is this a "new" episode?  I'm not sure I can stomach this guy again.

[88Keys]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

He doesn't want people to stare at him yet he'll beyond any national TV show. Oh, okay 

"I'm coming out of my shell." 

Umm...what shell?  This man posts videos of himself eating out of a diaper on Youtube.

[ams1001]

Justin looks like a young George R.R. Martin. Especially with that hat.

[Ivylady]

Just now, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Let's set Steven up with Angie.  That would be fun to watch.

A fight to the death. My money is on Angie J. 

[QuinnInND]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

What the hell is that prehistoric goiter on his leg?! 

The meanness coming out of him. 

[Suzywriter]

Hello, all.  I just skidded into the house and tuned in!

I cannot stand this man. He's just so grosssss! I have no eating habit tonight because this is just too vile to watch while eating.

[DC Gal in VA]

7 minutes ago, CouchTater said:

Hey Pounders.  I don't think I can sit through 2 hours of this...

Oh no you don't dare leave us CouchTater. Remember, misery lives company! 😆

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, 88Keys said:

Umm...what shell?  This man posts videos of himself eating out of a diaper on Youtube.

[Twopper]

 I saw this on demand last Tues night so I have had a week to try to forget it.  

My eating habit is salmon, french style green beans and a salad.

For dessert, in "honor" of Jeanne, I may have an orange.

[88Keys]

By the way, Justin is posting on Reddit saying the show manipulates everything and he's very unhappy with the newest episode.  Says he only talks to Steven when the show makes him and that most of what you are going to see tonight is false.  Make of that what you will.

[ams1001]

Man, he looked so high while talking to Justin there. Can't even open his eyes.

[Uuuugghh]

It looks like he is melting! It’s just such an odd composition

Edited May 23, 2019 by Uuuugghh
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[MsVixen]

Evening Pounders!  My eating habits is a Turkey Club sandwich, chips, and fresh vegetables with low calorie dip.

I have a feeling that most of my snark tonight is going to run the gamut from EWWW to UGHHH!  Steven's haircut reminds me of ringworm.

[aliya]

I forgot - I loved hearing Dr Now say, "I'm going to adjust his perspective." I bet he said that to his kids when they were growing up.  Aliya jr and I had 'attitude adjustments.' 

And - I don't believe a thing Steven says. At all. Ever.

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Justin looks like a young George R.R. Martin. Especially with that hat.

Justin looks like what I figure every dude on World of Warcraft general chat looks like when they tell someone to "git gud, noob". 

[Suzywriter]

I may not be able to endure this episode. I keep trying to look away before they show that leg.