S11.E05: Shark Bait

[OnceSane]

Tinsley struts her way back into the charity world by hosting a doggy fashion show; the women have brunch on board a yacht; Bethenny speaks with a grief counselor; Dorinda readies Blue Stone Manor for the ladies' first Halloween there.

Airs April 3, 2019.

[KungFuBunny]

It's 9:00 PM!!!

[KungFuBunny]

During the therapy scene, I was hoping Ramona would walk in and say

OMG I don't like it, It looks like Bethenny crying

hops to corner...

[Mindthinkr]

Woo Hoo...Oops. Wrong show. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Would he want me to date? Well IF he proposed to you yet you were still dating other people I’m confused... if you were datin other guys why would you NOW be wearing his engagement ring? I’m lost

[StevieRocks]

Okay, Tinsley. You just climbed to the top of my list because of your work with these dogs. Oh--and there's even an old crazy-eyed zoo-ape for adoption. Op...never mind, it's just Moaner.

Edited April 4, 2019 by StevieRocks

[whydoievencare]

So, Bethenny and Dennis were engaged, but she met this other guy before Dennis died and THEN things heated up AFTER Dennis died.  Just how fucking engaged were they?  She's incredible.  

[Straycat80]

I’m confused. Bethenny starting dating someone before and after Dennis died, but now she needs therapy. How committed were her and Dennis? 

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, StevieRocks said:

Okay, Tinsley. You just climbed to the top of my list because of your work with these dogs. Oh--and there's even an old crazy-eyed zoo-ape for adoption. Op...never mind, it's just Moaner.

I LOVE Ramona, but that shit was FUNNY!

[pieinmyeye]

OMG, Luann’s coming to Atlanta. I am so tempted to go!

[Mindthinkr]

I bet Dale was wondering why Ramona (or any of the other ladies for that matter) stop, kiss and greet her when she was standing there holding Tinsley’s dog. Then the comment to Tinsley about needing lip gloss. Gee Dale, are you that desperate to be on this show? 

Edited April 4, 2019 by Mindthinkr
Tinsley not Atkins

[chewycandy]

A lotta Dale.

When Sonja and Ramona are sweet together, that’s the best. “He speaks three languages.” “That means he’s not that good-looking.” 

My girl crush on Luann knows no bounds, she looked amazing at the doggie fashion show. 

[Straycat80]

Ramona and those eyes from 2009 walking down the runway. So funny! Memories! 

Edited to add: she did much better this time.

Edited April 4, 2019 by Straycat80

[TexasGal]

9 minutes ago, whydoievencare said:

So, Bethenny and Dennis were engaged, but she met this other guy before Dennis died and THEN things heated up AFTER Dennis died.  Just how fucking engaged were they?  She's incredible.  

Well and Dennis’ wife was his ex-wife according to Bethenny’s therapy convo.

If they went from the dog event to this boat lunch, where did the dogs go?

[dosodog]

RHONY provides me with at least one episode of free grief counseling every season.  It's weirdly comforting. 

But more importantly!  The Berkshires! Maybe not tonight.  But it's coming!  Oh how I love the Berkshires. It's always done so nice!

 

[FlyingEgret]

Like a bad traffic accident I just can't look away from Beth's yacht outfit...

[Keywestclubkid]

Luanne giving marriage advice haha girl STOP 

[StevieRocks]

Yeah, right, Bethenny. These are "basic questions." And if someone asked you ANYTHING about your relationships, you'd be pouncing down their throat like a demon from The Exorcist.

[pieinmyeye]

5 minutes ago, chewycandy said:

A lotta Dale.

When Sonja and Ramona are sweet together, that’s the best. “He speaks three languages.” “That means he’s not that good-looking.” 

My girl crush on Luann knows no bounds, she looked amazing at the doggie fashion show. 

Too much Dale.

[nexxie]

Something’s off with Scott and Tinsley.

[Straycat80]

3 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Like a bad traffic accident I just can't look away from Beth's yacht outfit...

I usually love everything Bethenny wears but that dress was a tragedy! 

[Mindthinkr]

How how much gold is Tinsley wearing? 

Yippee. Now we get to watch Dorinda decorate at the Bezerkshires. 

[chewycandy]

Can we trade Dale for Melinda?

[Pickles]

Dorinda’s sister looks and sounds so much like her.

[Mindthinkr]

That statue looked just like Bethenny crying...and it did! 

[pieinmyeye]

What in the Little House on the Prairie is Beth wearing? OTOH, I thought Sonja looked fabulous at the dog fashion show.

[Keywestclubkid]

Omg they sound like hyenas good god 

[Mindthinkr]

First Lu wants a yoga lesson on a Wednesday. Now she wants a massage. She is treating Dorinda’s as if it is some kind of hotel. Entitled much? 

[twilightzone]

31 minutes ago, whydoievencare said:

So, Bethenny and Dennis were engaged, but she met this other guy before Dennis died and THEN things heated up AFTER Dennis died.  Just how fucking engaged were they?  She's incredible.  

This.  She also just went on national TV and told the world that Dennis killed himself over her. Now his children have to hear that while they grieve. Literally nothing is sacred to this woman. 

[TexasGal]

If staying in the fish room means that Sonja and Ramona won’t come visit you and cackle, take the fish room Lu.  Holy cow.

[nexxie]

Maybe Dorinda could redesign the fish room, unless her late husband caught those fish or something.

[Bronzedog]

I’m such a loser I don’t even understand what’s wrong with sleeping in the fish room.

How horrible is Luann for trashing a room in Dorinda’s house?  I would have told her to stay in a hotel.

Edited April 4, 2019 by Bronzedog

[Keywestclubkid]

I really really hate Luanne 

[Mindthinkr]

Really? Lu is still going on about not getting Hannah’s room. What a bitch. 

[TexasGal]

OMG Lu, shut up.  I love you girl and I usually have your back, but enough’s enough.

Oh Tinsley tries to save the day.  Poor Tins.

Hooray, can’t wait for Sonja to have another delusional Morgan meltdown next week.

[dosodog]

I really love Luann but she's being a complete entitled ass.

[Straycat80]

Geez, talk about ungrateful and entitled houseguest’s. Looking at you Lu. 

[Thumper]

OMG, that shrieking laughter in the restaurant!!!!  Stawwwwwp!

Lu is being all lady of the manor, demanding things of her host. Ugh.

Arguing and demanding a room when you are a GUEST????!  That's not showing cla-ass, Lu.

The fish room is fine!

Toooo much Dale.  She's thirsty.

[AttackTurtle]

Welp.  Luanne took five episodes to be truly unbearable. Wow.  Maybe she needs to start drinking again.  Who the fuck asks a host to provide a yoga instructor/masseuse in their home?  Damn.  

Didnt Luanne get annoyed when Sonja wanted a blender in the Hamptons?

Way to hurt Dorinda’s feelings about the shark room.  Team Dorinda.

Edited April 4, 2019 by AttackTurtle

[Emmeline]

Bethenny has so many sharp edges in her personality and her physicality.  I usually like her in something softer, but I don’t think I would like that orange dress on anyone.

I love Dorinda’s house in the Berkshires but I never did understand that fish room.

Boy, LuAnn asking for yoga and a massage!  Who does she think she is?  She is so entitled, it’s disgusting.  

Can’t wait for next week.

Edited April 4, 2019 by Emmeline

[chewycandy]

Once again Tinsley is absolute class. She looked like she had HAD it. Dorinda had no idea Lu hated the fish room that much! Dorinda was looking defeated. Yoga, a massage, and the best room. You’re not newly married anymore. Get over it. 

[njbchlover]

9 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

First Lu wants a yoga lesson on a Wednesday. Now she wants a massage. She is treating Dorinda’s as if it is some kind of hotel. Entitled much? 

Even to bitching about her room and demanding an upgrade different room!!  I am very annoyed with Luann and her attitude since she's living a sober life.  I'd NEVER wish for a true alcoholic to start drinking again, but if this is the new Luann, I'll take the "cool, not uncool" version any day!  

[ghoulina]

Well, it was nice to see Lu and Dorinda getting along...while it lasted. 

Snob Lu is in rare form. She's demanding yoga and a masseuse, as if she's staying at the Hyatt in town.

And i think they're ALL being freaking rude, with the way they're carrying on about the fish room. Yea, it's a bit tacky; but it's for sleeping! You got a bed? Heat? Curtains? Then calm the fuck down. It's just so tacky, to stay in someone's home and insult their decor. 

Oh, and how about Ramona, wondering if the bags had been brought up?? 

On a positive note - I LOVE LOVE LOVE Dorinda's decorations. And her relationship with her sister is very cute sync refreshing. 

I just can't get that invested in Tinsley and Scott,knowing they're no longer together. But it's for the best. They just want fundamentally different things.

[BodhiGurl]

And...I’m over Luanne and her baloney... what’s ridiculous tantrum about a room... can’t wait for Bethenny to go off on her

[Lisapooh]

Luanne.

Who even DOES that? 

[njbchlover]

5 minutes ago, AttackTurtle said:

Welp.  Luanne took five episodes to be truly unbearable. Wow.  Maybe she needs to start drinking again.  Who the fuck asks a host to provide a yoga instructor/masseuse in their home?  Damn.  

Didnt Luanne get annoyed when Sonja wanted a blender in the Hamptons?

Way to hurt Dorinda’s feelings about the shark room.  Team Dorinda.

Luann is taking advantage of Dorinda's wanting to "make it nice", especially since they just reached a tenuous truce.  She's being beyond bitchy and entitled.

The only possible reason I can think of that Luann may not wish to stay in the fish room is that the last time she stayed at Dorinda's in that room she was completely hammered and shit-faced and doesn't want the memory?  

Also, isn't that the room that Ramona trashed a couple of seasons ago?  

[chewycandy]

Just now, Lisapooh said:

Luanne.

Who even DOES that? 

How far we’ve come from “let’s make Simon feel comfortable now that he’s here” on a girl’s night. 

[Ms Blue Jay]

RAMONA TONIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

- Dog show SHE KILLED IT

- Halloween Decorations SHE IS HILARIOUS plus her legitimately TERRIFIED reaction HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA

- GOOD VIBES ONLY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- Her seal claps and squeals of glee when Luann gets the Fish Room -- SORRY, I thought they were HYSTERICAL - that was the perfect reaction!!!!  How else should they have reacted???  

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣  THE MVP

Edited April 4, 2019 by Ms Blue Jay

[ghoulina]

5 minutes ago, chewycandy said:

Once again Tinsley is absolute class. She looked like she had HAD it. Dorinda had no idea Lu hated the fish room that much! Dorinda was looking defeated. Yoga, a massage, and the best room. You’re not newly married anymore. Get over it. 

Dorinda was trying. She really was. She said that repairing the friendship was more important, so she swallowed down all of her annoyance with Luann's crap. Lu, on the other hand, just doesn't care. If it doesn't benefit Lu, it's of no interest to her. 

[njbchlover]

4 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

And...I’m over Luanne and her baloney... what’s ridiculous tantrum about a room... can’t wait for Bethenny to go off on her

IF Luann returns from her stomp-off down the hall at the restaurant.  I didn't see her in the previews for next week, but we all know how Bravo likes to play with the viewers!!  

5 minutes ago, Lisapooh said:

Luanne.

Who even DOES that? 

I guess Luann has forgotten that "Elegance is learned, mah friend"!!  🙂