S09.E05: The Proof Hurts

[KungFuBunny]

Denise shares exciting news with Lisa Rinna; Kyle and her family drop Sophia off at college; in Erika’s chapel, Teddi confesses her involvement in the dog drama, but Lisa Vanderpump insists that Teddi is not as angelic as she makes herself out to be.

Airs 03/12/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

Edited March 11, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[yourmomiseasy]

I think this is a sneak peak from tonight's episode of Teddi giving her side to Erika

http://www.bravotv.com/video/share/3917027

Edited March 11, 2019 by yourmomiseasy

[sunshine23]

Definitely going to dvr this episode so I can ff through Kyle's boo hoo'ing about her daughter going to college. I've brought 4 to college and although I love them dearly and missed them when they were away, it was time for them to gain some independence. Kyle cut the cord.

[raiderred1]

2 hours ago, sunshine23 said:

Definitely going to dvr this episode so I can ff through Kyle's boo hoo'ing about her daughter going to college. I've brought 4 to college and although I love them dearly and missed them when they were away, it was time for them to gain some independence. Kyle cut the cord.

Sunshine23, your post made me giggle because my mom sent 3 of us off and was probably thinking, "Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!"

[nexxie]

Interesting that LVP’s good friend PK considers her a master manipulator (preview).

[AnnA]

I'm definitely going to DVR this episode too because I find it necessary to FF through most scenes.    I don't know why I still watch.  This show sucks.   LVP and Denise are the only two I don't hate.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 hours ago, raiderred1 said:

Sunshine23, your post made me giggle because my mom sent 3 of us off and was probably thinking, "Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!"

Empty nesters unite!

[nexxie]

10 hours ago, Shannah Banana said:

Yasss, isn't it interesting?  A GENIUS at manipulation and control and the BEST in the world at it, and something that he quite respects.  Ordinarily...if it wasn't against his wife. 

Just things that make you go, hmmmm.....

How nice that he normally admires her tactics - the scumbag club

[JillThePill]

So somehow now PK, of all people, is being held up as some sort of bastion of truth, honesty, and judge of character?  When did this start? I, for one, wouldn't trust a single syllable he says about anyone. 

Also, I rewatched episode 1 this morning, paying close attention to the VPDogs scenes. When they are all beginning to sit down, the Johns are starting to get into the Dorit story. Lisa, not for the first time, says that she doesn't want this discussed and then she looks right at the camera. They cut away at that point. Those who say that she should have shut down filming (as if she's anything more than an employee of RHOBH), she may have tried there. There is a cut there. 

[nexxie]

1 hour ago, JillThePill said:

So somehow now PK, of all people, is being held up as some sort of bastion of truth, honesty, and judge of character?  When did this start? I, for one, wouldn't trust a single syllable he says about anyone.

That’s some LVP-style twisting right there - nobody held PK up as any such thing.

[JillThePill]

Well, I don't see the point in pointing to something PK says unless you believe he means it.  Seems to me he has shown himself to be slimy in so many ways that nothing has says is reliable. Maybe we're supposed to believe him this time because it fits the anti LVP narrative people are so excited about. 

[nexxie]

56 minutes ago, JillThePill said:

Well, I don't see the point in pointing to something PK says unless you believe he means it.  Seems to me he has shown himself to be slimy in so many ways that nothing has says is reliable. Maybe we're supposed to believe him this time because it fits the anti LVP narrative people are so excited about. 

The point is PK and LVP are good friends - he’d know if she’s manipulative. Also, birds of a feather flock together - slimy Pk, slimy LVP. The scumbag club.

[BodhiGurl]

LOLing at the preview with LVP holding up the printed text images whilst sitting with Kyle and Dorito - I am curious if they really go through ALL the texts, not just the part that exposes Teddi being fine with making Dorito look like an arse - which honestly, is not surprising given that Dorito and Teddi had zero relationship at the point the texting was happening. Is LVP now going to focus on Teddi being willing to go in on Dorito to deflect from the original point of LVP wanting Teddi to bring it up? I wouldn't be surprised. And honestly. Dorito deserved being shamed for what she did. I think no matter if you are pro LVP or not really pro LVP - or totally anti LVP, you can't deny that. Dorito deserves to be raked over the coals. I think the women that are comforting Dorito are just happy to finally expose LVP. Well. Rinna is thirsty for drama so I get her doing that, and Erika's not really a LVP fan either so - get that... those two are jumping in where they don't need to. Anywho - it will be interesting to see how this episode shakes out. At the reunion will we see Teddi with printouts of the texts - or in her talking heads?!? I would like to see the John that was texting Teddi's unaltered text stream - although at this point he's either deleted it or manipulated it himself...if it implicates LVP. I'm guessing this is about the time when LVP will be MIA more often than not - moving forward with the season.

[izabella]

25 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

I'm guessing this is about the time when LVP will be MIA more often than not - moving forward with the season.

Does that mean the the Housewives will only have each other to turn against without Lisa as their punching bag?  Awesome.  I am looking forward to that!

Edited March 12, 2019 by izabella

[nexxie]

47 minutes ago, izabella said:

Does that mean the the Housewives will only have each other to turn against without Lisa as their punching bag?  Awesome.  I am looking forward to that!

Calling out an instigator for manipulative behavior is no more making her “their punching bag” than calling out a bully on the playground. It’s just that LVP (like most playground bullies) switches into victim mode when confronted. That too is a tactic.

Edited March 12, 2019 by nexxie

[izabella]

When they've been trying to do that for how many seasons now, it makes Lisa seem like their punching bag.  When we see all of them conspiring on camera to go after Lisa season after season, it seems like they are making Lisa their punching bag.  When we see them piling on Lisa instead of questioning Dorit about the dog, it makes it seem like Lisa is their punching bag.  If we see them complaining the rest of the season about Lisa and about why Lisa isn't filming with them, it will make it seem like they miss their punching bag.

[langford peel]

The best part about that is the women who go after Lisa like Brandi, Kim and Eileen get fired.

With that history in mind it looks like massive turnover of this franchise next season.

It couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of talentless jackals.

[nexxie]

Bravo probably hired an accountability coach with LVP in mind - sure-fire drama!

[langford peel]

Do you really think so? 

I think they hired Teddi because of her famous Dad. For that reason and that reason alone. Or alternatively for that and the entertainment value of her husband setting up Kyle for a massive burglary. Those are the only possible reasons for her vapid talentless presence.

[link417]

On 3/11/2019 at 5:08 PM, yourmomiseasy said:

I think this is a sneak peak from tonight's episode of Teddi giving her side to Erika

http://www.bravotv.com/video/share/3917027

See, I could watch this all day. Erika, warts and all, can be pretty damn entertaining. Champagne glass aloft, looking like a chic cartoon villain: “What’d ya do . . . ? What’d ya say . . . ? What were ya almost gonna do . . . ?”

[langford peel]

Erica aspires to be Cruellla De Vil but ends up being Mrs Havisham.

Teddi is authentic as Rinna's Lips and as likable as Brandi Granville tampon.

She is the perfect example of a Hollywood hypocrite. She went to Lisa to get her brother a job and then she participates in an attempted regicide.  Luckily her time as a Housewife is almost over.

Edited March 12, 2019 by langford peel

[walnutqueen]

26 minutes ago, nexxie said:

“vapid talentless presence” - seems pretty harsh for an authentic, likeable cast member who just wants the truth to be known.

Pfft.  People who dislike a housewife often say harsh things about her, and nice things about those they like.  Ring a bell?

[Straycat80]

Sophia has the same whiny voice as her mother. 

[ghoulina]

Kyle - "I carried her in my stomach for 9 months...it's just very hard to digest."

Probably because you had a CHILD in your stomach. 

[langford peel]

Well I for one want to take this moment to say something nice about Teddi Mellencamp.

Err. 

I got it!

She's not Brandi Glanvillle.

Sorry that's all I got.

[Keywestclubkid]

Ugh PK actually dorit did do something wrong don’t try to skip out on the shade of ditching the dog Dorit isn’t blaimless 

[Wicked]

Got teary eyed when Sophia said goodbye to the dogs. I love this kind of stuff, real family things that we all go through one way or another.

[Thumper]

Oh lord, I want to mute PK and Dorit because they annoy me SO much, but I must listen to them so I can comment.  PK:. "Somebody is loying!"

Denise likes Erika???  Oh my.

[Keywestclubkid]

They go into a chapel to talk shit hahahahaha the irony of it all 

[nexxie]

5 minutes ago, langford peel said:

Well I for one want to take this moment to say something nice about Teddi Mellencamp.

Err. 

I got it!

She's not Brandi Glanvillle.

Sorry that's all I got.

Well, she looks adorable in that black cap.

[langford peel]

So how much did Kyle have to bribe the crew coach to get her daughter into college and why wasn't she arrested like the other Desperate Housewife?

[Straycat80]

Lol! I love the dog humping LVP’s arm! 

[langford peel]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

They go into a chapel to talk shit hahahahaha the irony of it all 

Good thing they didn't get ashes because Rinna would have mocked their ass.

[JD5166]

2 minutes ago, langford peel said:

So how much did Kyle have to bribe the crew coach to get her daughter into college and why wasn't she arrested like the other Desperate Housewife?

I was thinking the exact same thing!!!! 

Edited March 13, 2019 by JD5166
Editing because my iPad spells shit wrong all the time.

[Thumper]

That chapel was creepy and overdone.

[nexxie]

Some other wife o’ Tom must’ve been religious.

[Straycat80]

George Washington is a super expensive college. I have a friend whose daughter went there. 

Sophia doesn’t know how to clean a toilet? Of course she doesn’t. She’s had an entitled upbringing, she’s going to have a hard time on her own. 

[ghoulina]

In light of the college admission scandal, I was actually pleased to see Sophia moving into a rather humble dorm room. They could have put her up in some fancy apartment if they wanted to. I have no reason to believe Kyle and Mauricio would (or need to) bribe anyone to send their girls to school.

[langford peel]

2 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Some other wife o’ Tom must’ve been religious.

Not really . They are filming at Carlton's house. They like to use the same sets.

[nexxie]

Rinna was really blowing her own hose in that segment!

[Bronzedog]

Quote

Isn't this dog storyline pretty much the same as the Munchausen storyline a few seasons ago?  It seems awfully familiar.  Where's my Bambi?  Have we seen her this season?

I'm really hating Rinna.

I don't know why the quote box is there.

[JD5166]

Oh, Teddy Bear....you are making a huge mistake with these two. We see you!!!! 

[Keywestclubkid]

I took magical rides in Israel lol Dorit girl STOP

Edited March 13, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[ghoulina]

Dorit - "I've ridden horses all over the world."

Really don't need to hear about her sex life with PK. 

[Thumper]

9 minutes ago, langford peel said:

Not really . They are filming at Carlton's house. They like to use the same sets.

Pleas explain.  Not Ericka's house???  I'm confused.

[JennyMominFL]

The biggest scandal of all. One filet, really really really well done.

[njbchlover]

19 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

George Washington is a super expensive college. I have a friend whose daughter went there. 

Sophia doesn’t know how to clean a toilet? Of course she doesn’t. She’s had an entitled upbringing, she’s going to have a hard time on her own. 

To be honest, my kids didn't know how to clean toilets before they went to college, either, and they did not have an entitled upbringing - they had other responsibilities around the house - just not cleaning the bathrooms (basically, I didn't trust them to clean it - I'm a little too OCD about things like that!)

I did give them a bathroom cleaning tutorial before they went away, but I still wouldn't necessarily trust that it was done to my liking!  😉 

Edited to add - now, they are both young adults and they have apparently, inherited their mother's OCD-like bathroom cleaning habits - YAY!!  

Edited March 13, 2019 by njbchlover

[Dance4Life]

PK sitting there talking about ‘tell the truth’.......Hahahahahahahah!

fuckin’ Puppy Dumpers!

[langford peel]

3 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Pleas explain.  Not Ericka's house???  I'm confused.

Sorry it was a joke.

Carlton was a prior year's Teddi and she had a house blasphemously decorated with religious symbols.

Another loser who went after Lisa and ended up on the trash heap with other designated haters. 

If Teddi wants to see her future she just has to check out that season.

[Keywestclubkid]

Aaaand I’m still loving Denise