I’m partial to the moniker “Two-tone Malone,” but the bolded is the most hilarious RH nickname I have ever come across. A doff o’ th’ cap to you, m’lady! (M’lord?)
I used to look down on gold diggers, too. It wasn’t until VERY recently that I’ve developed a sort of respect for their hustle. (Boy, do they hustle!) I still don’t like Ashley’s gold-digging ass, but she could be an OBGYN and I still wouldn’t like her.