S11.E02: Things Are Going Southampton

[OnceSane]

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A fractured group arrives at the Hamptons; Luann, Bethenny and friends head to dinner to discuss the night that forced Luann back into rehab; Barbara tries to bring the ladies together by throwing a clambake, but things go from bad to worse.

Airs March 13, 2019.

[KungFuBunny]

OMG it's 9:00 PM

[KungFuBunny]

Does Scott know his Bentley just became Sonja's Shitney?

[WhoaWhoKnew]

UGH! I NEED to know what Ramona was talking about when "and if I hadn't totaled it..." trailed off.

[BodhiGurl]

What is up with the mermaid outfits???

[bosawks]

I think Lu has confused who makes amends to who in step 8....

But I am here for it!

Edited March 14, 2019 by bosawks

[KungFuBunny]

I was shocked that Ramona actually carried Dorinda's overnight bag upstairs, yes she had help from Georgina but she never even takes care of her own luggage

Hah

Noodle Power!

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Right, Sonja, you were "business women" 😉

[Straycat80]

Just tuned in. Two different supper dates going on? Is Barbara a new HW?  And there goes Ramona like a prostitute cruising the bar for men. 

[bosawks]

Ugh, stop even tangentially blaming your kids for this.

It’s a bad, bad look.

[nexxie]

I’d like to eat at both restaurants - without any of those women.

[StevieRocks]

Man, these zoo apes get more stupid every year with their moronic tag-lines. Glad NY is back, though. 

[Steph J]

Just now, StevieRocks said:

Man, these zoo apes get more stupid every year with their moronic tag-lines. Glad NY is back, though. 

"I'm guilty... of being innocent fabulous!"

Do the HWs come up with their own taglines or does someone actually get paid to come up with them?

[Keywestclubkid]

The tennis pro not even paying attention to Ramona’s rambling has she stomps off...mmmhmm yea that’s great lol

[StevieRocks]

It's so much fun to see men cringe and <shudder> when Crazy Eyes the Hag comes at them like a creepy pedophile at the playground. The tennis pro is hitting all the balls to Tinsley. Bwaaaaah!

[bosawks]

Is Beth’s jean jacket bedazzled?

[Straycat80]

Bethenny’s investment property looks nice. 

The group is really separated so far, I don’t like that. I always liked how this group always stayed together no matter their issues. 

Edited March 14, 2019 by Straycat80

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Just now, bosawks said:

Is Beth’s jean jacket bedazzled?

IDK, but I love it. It reminds me of newly popular Louise in Teen Witch.

[Emmeline]

Now the entire reason Luann’s kids were suing her is making more sense.  I would love to see the 6 million dollar house she wanted to buy.  The one she bought in upstate was around 1 million.

Speaking of real estate.  I am so jealous of that 3rd home Bethenny bought it the Berkshires!  Did she say it was from 1810?  That is really something.

Edited March 14, 2019 by Emmeline

[TexasGal]

4 minutes ago, StevieRocks said:

It's so much fun to see men cringe and <shudder> when Crazy Eyes the Hag comes at them like a creepy pedophile at the playground. The tennis pro is hitting all the balls to Tinsley. Bwaaaaah!

Ramona was so angry that the trainer was more interested in playing with Tinsley, and that Tinsley was so much better than she was.  HAH!!!

Dorinda’s assessment was spot on - Ramona is hiring men so she can flirt with them.  Poor dudes.  Hope she pays well.

[nexxie]

7 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

The tennis pro not even paying attention to Ramona’s rambling has she stomps off...mmmhmm yea that’s great lol

HA! She wasn’t getting the attention she wanted, so she took her racket and left.

Tinsley was right though - flirting is Ramona’s game, not tennis.

Edited March 14, 2019 by nexxie

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Dorinda's had ONE incident in 13 years? Lmao I can think of 6 drunken blow ups since she's been on the show, one of which included her screaming, "I LIVE BY THE SWORD, I'LL DIE BY THE SWORD!"

EDIT: It's 8 now, I forgot about her stabbing herself in Mexico and "IT'S JOVANNI!"

Edited March 14, 2019 by WhoaWhoKnew

[Keywestclubkid]

The tucked in shirt Barbra .....No just no 

[AnnA]

Dear Dorinda,

         STFU!

[Neurochick]

Yes, it did sound like an animal farm and Drunkrinda was the lead animal.

[bosawks]

I don’t think Dorinda is handling this well at all but an invitation to a gathering that includes a caveat that you have to call another guest beforehand or you can’t come is, not great.

[njbchlover]

10 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Ramona was so angry that the trainer was more interested in playing with Tinsley, and that Tinsley was so much better than she was.  HAH!!!

Dorinda’s assessment was spot on - Ramona is hiring men so she can flirt with them.  Poor dudes.  Hope she pays well.

Well, at least Ramona is hiring them so she can flirt with them, as opposed to Sonja who would flirt with her much-too-young, never paid male interns!  

[njbchlover]

18 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Is Beth’s jean jacket bedazzled?

Yes, to within an inch of it's life!  And, if I can see correctly, so are her jeans - it looks like sparkly racing stripes down the front of the legs.

[Straycat80]

Well, now Dorinda knows what Sonja felt like not being invited to an event. Karma. 

Edited March 14, 2019 by Straycat80

[Keywestclubkid]

And snob Luanne is officially back

[Steph J]

I am dying at Dorinda quoting Tyler Perry.

[njbchlover]

I have realized why I said that I thought Barbara belonged on RHNJ -- if you close your eyes and just listen, at times, Barbara sounds EXACTLY like Dolores Cantania.  🙂

Edited March 14, 2019 by njbchlover

[ShawnaLanne]

Dorinda is an excellent example of a dry drunk. She's exhibiting all the same behavior without even drinking. Awful. 

[tinaw]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

And snob Luanne is officially back

And she is on a royal tare tonight 😉

[njbchlover]

12 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

The tucked in shirt Barbra .....No just no 

Not very flattering - although, the high waisted jeans do look nice on her (the whole outfit is very retro-looking!)  

[MadLove]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

And snob Luanne is officially back

Yeah I was just about to post this. Luanne has been insufferable this whole episode. Dorinda isn't faring too well either.

[TexasGal]

Oh Ramona.  MOFO and FOMO are indeed two different things.

[Keywestclubkid]

I love Ramona completely blocking out Sonja saying she wasn’t invited to the clam bake and going anyway 

Edited March 14, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[bosawks]

The most disappointing part of this episode is that not only did Ramona say “bull in a china shop” right she used it correctly.

Edited March 14, 2019 by bosawks

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Oh dear, next week looks like it's going to be a nightmare. I can't wait.

[LilaFowler]

Sigh. Another season of Luann and Dorinda fighting. Sonja stirring the pot. Ramona being an asshole. Tinsley being a useless lump. I don't know if I can do it, guys. I hate watching Vicious Dorinda.

[bosawks]

Lu using her sobriety as a cudgel didn’t take long to get old.

[breezy424]

Team blonds are more fun.  Brunettes?  Lu's delicate condition and Beth's delicate condition.  Death and alcohol.  At least the blonds had some fun moments.  Tins and Ro playing tennis with the pro?  Loved the mermaid outfits.

Yep.  Beth was wearing a bedazzled jean jacket with bedazzled (Skinny Girl?)  jeans.  And that mumu at the clam bake?  It's a clam bake.

Barbara wore the green polo and jeans to see Beth's rental (of course, anything to promote her businesses) and wasn't it supposedly the next day when she wore the same outfit shopping for the clam bake?  I don't know.  In any case, last week I stated I'd give her a chance.  Her odds are going down a lot.

Dorinda can't stop drinking by herself?  Apparently she's done better than you Lu.  And stop bringing your kids into this for causing your relapse.

It's not a fun season with these women not interacting together.

Edited March 14, 2019 by breezy424

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Put Barbara on RHONJ. Sheesh is she rough. She doesn’t have good clothes and  walks like Spanx wrapped around a bulldozer. Her home interior is TJ Maxx Christmas clearance. And boy is she laying it on Bethenny and Luann pretty deep, Barbara knows the way to their hearts.

did Bethenny actually laugh and make a druggie joke 3 weeks after Dennis ODd? Getting high off your own supply ? Yeah girl that’s how Dennis died. 

LOVED the tea on Luann’s manic house non purchase ! 

Tins is a great tennis player. Also best tennis outfit. Perfect.

I can’t believe those bitches left Dorinda alone. Not cool. Dorinda is saying one thing in that she wants to be home alone  but that is going to leave a mark. 

Edited March 14, 2019 by Alonzo Mosely FBI

[Bronzedog]

I don't believe that any of them are not drinking.  Maybe not on camera, but, not at all? No.

[ghoulina]

I'm on no one's side in this mess. First of all, I HATE dis-invites. STOP doing that shit. Work out all your drama ahead of time or just deal with it. LuAnn wouldn't be the first woman to ignore another woman at a backyard BBQ. 

As for Lu, I'm not sure where the idea came that Dorinda needs to call HER. Why not the other way around? IMO, they've both made some missteps here. It's not all on Dorinda. 

That being said, Dorinda didn't need to comment on the length of Lu's rehab; she hasn't even gone herself. And the Tyler Perry quote was so ridiculous. 

I have to say, all this talk about Lu being manic and erratic and asking everyone for $6,000,000....that doesn't sound like ALCOHOL to me.

[Bronzedog]

I'm not much of a drinker, but, if you give me $6 million, you can call me anything you like.

[Kiki777]

Tinsley looked cute in her tennis outfit.

Bethenny's silver muumuu... Holy Dorothy Zbornak.  However, she does have great style when it comes to interior design.  That rental property is to die for.

I think I can see why she blows up at Luann this season.  If it's about Lu being so full of herself I'm here for it.

Soooo Dorinda is happy to be left alone so she can drink right?

*small voice* I think I'm liking Ramona this season so far.  She is amusing and speaks the truth in that odd way of hers.

[Gem 10]

32 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I have realized why I said that I thought Barbara belonged on RHNJ -- if you close your eyes and just listen, at times, Barbara sounds EXACTLY like Dolores Cantania.  🙂

I thought she was to be “friend of”?  She’s in every scene.  She doesn’t have an Apple, does she?

[pieinmyeye]

Hail, hail, the gangs all here! Yay! Great to see everyone again!!

Other than the Tyler Perry quote, my favorite part of the episode was when the blond heifers were talking about rehab:

Ramona: Only 14 days? That’s more like a vacation. Oh, what do I know, I don’t know anything.

Me: So true, Ramona. Now, STFU! What an idiot!!