S09.E02: Eat Your Heart Out

[VedaPierce]

Kyle is too stupid to understand that the only time she’s mildly likeable is when she’s silly/goofy with Vanderpump. Can’t stand Kyle on her own, don’t give a damn about her tears for her endless kids going off to endless schools (and I have one leaving in September and yet still can not relate to Kyle’s “problem”). I’m beyond sick of her snotty, crying face.

Also mea culpa regarding Dorit...I actually defended that sleazy, back-stabbing grifter when she first poked her ugly head up from underground, now I DETEST that phoney, broke climber. Can’t wait for her to get hers (and I’m certain that’s coming sooner rather than later) and be sent packing back to the swamp she clawed out of. Just like Taylor. 

Edited February 20, 2019 by VedaPierce
Felt like it

[VedaPierce]

As I was watching last night, I was hit with such fatigue from them. The boring, repetitive “parties”, so contrived, so uninteresting. I don’t like most of them and don’t care about their issues anymore...when the NY housewives commercial came on, I actually perked up! Am I the only one so over it? I actually think Beverly Hills is the most guilty of the cast producing themselves, they’re all so calculated and never show anything really real. And I’m not there for yet another gang-up on Vanderpump. Even IF what they all complain about is true (and I don’t believe it is—I think Kyle has been repeatedly repeating the tabloid-selling accusation since season 1, in the hopes that it will take hold and become true) I don’t even care if it is! I don’t care, KYLE! Get it??? 

Edited February 20, 2019 by VedaPierce

[mytmo]

I kinda like the Charlie Sheen references especially the one where Denise mentioned where Charlie would lose his shit if the toilet paper was on wrong.  She probably has to tread carefully though because Charlie does not have a problem with suing folks.

[njbchlover]

52 minutes ago, esco1822 said:

I have to say, once Kyle pointed out she had one wonky eye, I just couldn't un-see it the rest of the episode. Yeesh.

I don't normally watch the opening but I did last night and wow, could Teddi and Kyle's taglines be any more of a jab at LVP? I'm not looking forward to seeing the pile-on starting next week. Maybe I'll just watch on mute and just take in the beauty of the Bahamas. I will say, for half a second I wondered if Bravo got a two-for on a private jet and used the same one to take the VPR gals to Solvang as they did to take the RHoBH gals to the Bahamas. 

The plane that the housewives used was the private plane from Baha Mar - the logo was on the side.  The Baha Mar has a big casino attached (the largest in the Bahamas), and probably uses that plane to entice/invite high rollers to stay at the resort.  

I think it was a little bit nicer than the rent-a-jet on VPR.   

[VedaPierce]

I think Rinna is just gross. I cannot unsee her desperate, bikini table dance in front of all the husbands on the yacht. She is just so pathetically desperate and needy. And she has a scary vicious streak that crossed the line more than once. It’s all I think about when I see her. YUCK. and the kid does NOT have a face for modeling, sorry. That’s a kid being given opportunities and chances because of her lineage. If she had the stuff to take the opportunity and expand on it on her own, that’s fine with me, but...no. I know I’m commenting on a kids’ looks, but she’s the one trying to get me to accept her as a model, and I can’t. At least not a face model. That’s the truth as I see it. 

[njbchlover]

11 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Wait wasn’t all of Dorits shit stolen? She sure did replenish those handbags quickly 

They probably took a loan against the insurance payout from the "theft" so that she could replace buy new handbags in time for filming.

Or, Dorit is using one of those online handbag rental sites, like bagborroworsteal.com.  

[islandgal140]

I am liking Denise. However, why the fuck! would she have her daughter call whoremongering Charlie Sheen to ask for dating advice??!?! Granted, I know that is his daughter and the advice wasn't the worst in the world, but the man clearly had/has mental health, substance and hyper-sexuality issues and I side eye opening the door to that, especially if they still have a contentious relationship and haven't reached mutual child rearing decisions - like no dating until 16. 

Denise's beach house is nice. Views and bones of the house are fab but that kitchen is screaming for a makeover.

Rinna claims to never having been anorexic or bulimic? OK. However, I still think she suffers from disordered eating and an unhealthy relationship with food.

I am tired of the LVP dog piling and not for the reason of most. I actually do think LVP is strategic. I think she has allies, not necessarily friends and I can't say I dislike  her for that because she is winning on her terms. Really, at this point 9 seasons into the game, these women are just mad (and tired) that they aren't smart enough to outmaneuver her machinations. These dummies will never learn. If their asses can't take her out in prior seasons when the playing field was level, they for damn sure can't when she has personal tragedy and audience sympathy on her side. 

I'm seeing an attempt to try to pin this on Teddi and I ain't buying. She is just really, really not the type and I will officially see LVP as overplaying her hand if she tries. 

LVP is indeed a master chess player. These bitches can barely play Chutes and Ladders. Anyone notice how last episode, LVP took the girls to the back of her pet store and mentioned that that area was to house dogs and see if they have behavioral issues, like biting, before they get adopted out. She is setting herself up to not look liable and implied it was standard practice that Lucy before received prior to being adopted out to Dorit. 

Plus, I can't with the 'you sold _____ story to the tabloids' BS again. Seriously, why don't they ever consider that the stories could have easily been sold/planted by any of their numerous messy ass employees (looking at LVPs people), assistants, Bravo production, store clerk at a shop where they have a loud ass convo while buying over-priced t-shirt dresses and other ugly 80's inspired clothing, waiters at restaurants they order food they don't eat at, etc. 

Can't help it, I love Kyle's new home. Some of the decor has the stench of the morally corrupt Faye Resnick's interior design by numbers basic ass aesthetic but the house and grounds are gorg and my fave. 

 

Edited February 20, 2019 by islandgal140

[MerisWetBar]

Andy should have done everything in his power to have Ms. Nicolette Sheridan waiting to come in mid-season when LVP bows out. There's pretty much no way these boring bitches can carry this show without Vanderpump. 

[Carolina Girl]

I notice that last night LVP confirmed that it was indeed a KILL shelter that Dorito's "friend" surrendered Lucy to.   To me, that explains away a great deal of the anger the John, attention whoring aside, is so angry.  I imagine it's tough for LVP to overlook as well.

That being said, Lisa, and I love you, but that crack about Dorit doing something "right for once" was a little too shady.  Hard to defend that one, doll.  I'm sure it was juxtaposed to the Lucy incident, but these women (other than Teddy and Kyle) don't know and even I thought it came across as nasty.  

And from the previews, I think I'll probably be fast-forwarding through most of next week.  Rinna's fucking smirk was pretty much enough for me to probably bow out altogether.  

7 minutes ago, islandgal140 said:

Plus, I can't with the 'you sold _____ story to the tabloids' BS again. Seriously, why don't they ever consider that the stories could have easily been sold/planted by any of their numerous messy ass employees (looking at LVPs people)

Actually, they went after her in Season Two (Three?) for this and the individual she was supposedly leaking to stated unequivocally that it was NOT Lisa that gave her the story.  In the case of Dorit's mangled dog adoption, Bravo and the publisher have both stated it was NOT LVP who outed Dorit's behavior (my money is still on JOHN).  But I'm sorry, I have no problem with that piece of shit and her husband being outed for what they did.  She still has not provided a satisfactory explanation of why she simply did not return Lucy to Vanderpump Dogs.  Instead she tells them after the fact that they found a home for her.  I really don't believe this.  I just don't.  I may be completely off base, it wouldn't be the first time.  But I just can't buy the story of these two self-absorbed twatwaffles taking the time and trouble to re-home Lucy when the simplest solution was to put her in a cute doggie carrier and drive her back to Vanderpump Dogs, as the contract required.    It's a small dog.  They have children.  It didn't work out.  It's not a rare occurrece; that's why the provision to surrender to VD is written into the contract.  They should just admit that they screwed up.  

I do wonder how they would explain where Lucy was if LVP and Ken ever came over.  Probably say something like she was at the groomers.....or the Vet.....or a play date with Bruiser Woods.  

5 minutes ago, I8A 4RE said:

Andy should have done everything in his power to have Ms. Nicolette Sheridan waiting to come in mid-season when LVP bows out. There's pretty much no way these boring bitches can carry this show without Vanderpump. 

Rinna would have gone apeshit.   Wasn't she married to Harry Hamlin?  

5 minutes ago, VedaPierce said:

but she’s the one trying to get me to accept her as a model,

Didn't Rinna squee that one of them was going to be on the COVER of something like Thailand Marie Claire or something like that?  I don't remember exactly what it was but my first thought was "huh?"  Marie Claire?  The magazine you have to read if you have the later appointment at the salon on Saturday because everyone else has already claimed the issues of Vogue and Elle??  The magainze that employs Nina Garcia?

1 minute ago, njbchlover said:

The plane that the housewives used was the private plane from Baha Mar - the logo was on the side.  The Baha Mar has a big casino attached (the largest in the Bahamas), and probably uses that plane to entice/invite high rollers to stay at the resort.  

I noticed that right away; but of course they're traveling for six hours and the ridiculous PJ ride to Solvang probably took more time to taxi to take off, wait for Ground clearance and taxi after landing than it actually spent in the air.  

[esco1822]

8 minutes ago, Carolina Girl said:

Rinna would have gone apeshit.   Wasn't she married to Harry Hamlin?  

Yes and to Denise's boyfriend (at the time--now husband). There was a brief scene about it last night. 

[MerisWetBar]

10 minutes ago, esco1822 said:

Yes and to Denise's boyfriend (at the time--now husband). There was a brief scene about it last night. 

Yes. That scene is why I said that. They are gonna need some excitement in the 90210.

[missyb]

10 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

I like her, too. She has a laid back beachy, natural boho vibe about her. She gets on the plane in a TShirt and very little makeup and the rest of them are glammed to the hilt! I could picture her being buddies with Teddi. Time will tell. 

I love this about her. Talk about a straight shooter, so far, that is Denise. I love how she walked into the suite for cocktails. Opps, I packed the wrong things. That would be me 100%. A favorite moment of mine. Being herself despite cameras in her face.

I also enjoyed Kyle kissing her pup before leaving. Totally relatable.

I liked all of the episode. I like the so called "filler" episodes. After years of housewives, I would rather see more of their real, daily life then the contrived, put on , storyline glamor life.

[missyb]

59 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

The plane that the housewives used was the private plane from Baha Mar - the logo was on the side.  The Baha Mar has a big casino attached (the largest in the Bahamas), and probably uses that plane to entice/invite high rollers to stay at the resort.  

I think it was a little bit nicer than the rent-a-jet on VPR.   

And, I think that PJ picked them up in florida. Not LA.

[missyb]

54 minutes ago, islandgal140 said:

I am tired of the LVP dog piling and not for the reason of most. I actually do think LVP is strategic. I think she has allies, not necessarily friends and I can't say I dislike  her for that because she is winning on her terms. Really, at this point 9 seasons into the game, these women are just mad (and tired) that they aren't smart enough to outmaneuver her machinations. These dummies will never learn. If their asses can't take her out in prior seasons when the playing field was level, they for damn sure can't when she has personal tragedy and audience sympathy on her side. 

I mostly agree with this. Although I was really disappointed in the preview to see LVP saying she didn't know  Teddi wold be gossiping about this. From all reports, Teddi kept it to herself.

It is clear that this season LVP's quips are more pointed than ever. That can get tiresome as well. And if you have a couple of people revolting, it is easy to turn into a pile on. 

[Giselle]

13 hours ago, Thumper said:

I like Erika's floofy "Marily Monroe" wig.

I don't mind it, the style looks good on her, but comb the damn thing.

Edited February 20, 2019 by Giselle

[Juliegirlj]

I’m not a fan of the Hamlin girls, but I feel bad for Amelia. Imagine trying to recover from anorexia when your mother lives on celery sticks. Rinna lights up like a Christmas tree when people comment how tiny she is. Anorexia usually is more about relationships and control issues than about  actual food- now factor in growing up in a home where vanity, and external appearance is more important than being emotionally healthy....

I hope Rinna and Harry go to counseling with Amelia. 

[KungFuBunny]

10 hours ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Except it would explain those fanny packs. That or no one would bother stealing them.

Also explains the Beverly Beach bathing suit she wore to Kyle's house - no one is clamoring to steal those either

[IKnowRight]

One thing I appreciated about the so called pastry party was all the ladies were actually dressed down...could have been mistaken for friends at my own pastry party. (Except Rinna, of course, in her hideous blouse) 

Once again we see Rinna enjoying any negativity in the direction of LVP.

Ditto all the love for at least one of these ladies, Erika, eating some food.  I prefer to eat, not drink, my calories!

Unfortunately Mikey made an appearance this season, bringing all his fashion malpractice back to our screens.  Why? Why? Ugh.  

I agree with Teddy, Nicolette left Hamlin for the Bolton ponytail? 

Another mystery...after seeing a photo of a young Dorit I’m amazed at how ladies in Beverly Hills all look better in middle age than their youth...where else on Earth does that happen, this reverse attractiveness and aging?!!

The two that looked better young were the Lisa’s...LVP was naturally beautiful from the start.  Rinna looked better before the signature haircut and duck lips.  The rest?  They all made deals with the Devil.

[Keywestclubkid]

15 minutes ago, missyb said:

I mostly agree with this. Although I was really disappointed in the preview to see LVP saying she didn't know  Teddi wold be gossiping about this. From all reports, Teddi kept it to herself.

It is clear that this season LVP's quips are more pointed than ever. That can get tiresome as well. And if you have a couple of people revolting, it is easy to turn into a pile on. 

She is using Teddy has the scapegoat .... this is 100% her MO she knew that "john" had said something to Teddi (which Teddi has admitted that he did and that she hadnt spoken to anyone else about it but him) so Lisa's reasoning is well if Teddi knows she must be telling everyone so its ok if I start blabbing about it cause I can just blame her .... that first meeting at that tacky pink dog place showed that with Lisa's right hand man coming out like some cartoon villain with the dog pointing it at KYLE saying do you know this dog? bursting to tell her all about it.... has Lisa fakely said No please don't then sat there while he unloaded and Teddi didn't say shit..........Teddi has owned up to her part in this already shes just not going to own that she is the one that was spilling the tea when it wasn't her

Edited February 20, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[heatherchandler]

2 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Have we discussed Teddi’s man hands?

OMG thank you!  It is all I can see when she is on screen!

And why has no one mentioned Kyle's chompers???  They are halloween joke teeth!  She looks ridiculous when she smiles.  I think the huge teeth are worse than the wonky eye!

1 hour ago, islandgal140 said:

Rinna claims to never having been anorexic or bulimic? OK. However, I still think she suffers from disordered eating and an unhealthy relationship with food.
 

When she was telling her daughter that "EVERYONE looks at the bread bowl on the table and freaks out," I was like what is she talking about??  Most people do not freak out about food sitting in front of them.  Some do, some try to stay away from bread, but most women I know eat what they want when they are out and try to eat healthy most of the time.  But no one is freaking out.  That is a sign your brain is not healthy AND maybe you are hungry.

1 minute ago, IKnowRight said:

Another mystery...after seeing a photo of a young Dorit I’m amazed at how ladies in Beverly Hills all look better in middle age than their youth...where else on Earth does that happen, this reverse attractiveness and aging?!!

Surgery.

And Dorit has gotten more surgery - she looks unrecognizable now.  

[walnutqueen]

13 hours ago, Reality police said:

I didn't think I could dislike PK and Doritos any more but they have accomplished that. PK is argumentative and smarmy, Doritos can't let anything be. Someone slap her already. 

May I offer my bitch slapping services?  I'll waive the usual fee.  Hell, I'll pay YOU for the privilege!

Best part of the episode was Hanky (or was it Panky?) trying to nip at Kyle as they were leaving LVP's home.  I fucking LOVE those bitchy swans!

[IKnowRight]

6 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

Surgery.

And Dorit has gotten more surgery - she looks unrecognizable now.  

I was being sarcastic, of course!! 😂😉😎

It’s Beverly Hills baby, Shi, shi, shi or whatever the party planner says!

I would feel bad for their anxiety issues over appearance if they weren’t all there to make money off modeling/acting, ie appearance.  The pressure they all complain about is self inflicted.  Move to a cute little town on the ocean or a lake and age gracefully and without fear. (An image of Katherine Hepburn comes to mind) Leave it all behind ladies, enjoy your families and money and find your own Golden Pond.  

[Reality police]

7 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

May I offer my bitch slapping services?  I'll waive the usual fee.  Hell, I'll pay YOU for the privilege!

Best part of the episode was Hanky (or was it Panky?) trying to nip at Kyle as they were leaving LVP's home.  I fucking LOVE those bitchy swans!

Your extraordinary bitch slapping services for free? Yes, yes, yes. 

Those swans make me wish I had a moat!

Edited February 20, 2019 by Reality police

[VedaPierce]

Erica’s comment about not really knowing if she has a vacation house here or there...if that was true, was very telling. She is not Lady Of The Manor with any financial control whatsoever. No equal wife is that rich that she doesn’t know what her real estate holdings are and where they are and what they’re worth, unless there’s a reason. She is kept in a pen and is taken out and played with whenever Mr. Girardi desires. That is not an equal marriage or partnership. They have some sort of agreement with lots of contracts and lots of lawyers and I don’t believe it if she says otherwise. 

They show Mr. Girardi very infrequently, and when they do, I get a very icky vibe from them both. He’s smart enough to know that he should stay off camera.  

[Giselle]

9 hours ago, renatae said:

Let's see - looks like Kyle replaced her blue/green Birkin. Just in time for Dorit to wail about her "theft."

Although I feel badly about Lisa's daughter having anorexia, I'm not at all surprised. I still remember that drive through Lisa's hometown where all the girls could do was squeal nastily about the fast food restaurants and kvetch about the residents being "too chunky" or something. Add to it Lisa's own aversion to eating more than 80 calories a sitting, and this was in definitely unsurprising territory.

This was an otherwise pretty nice episode. Kyle and Lisa getting along; so cute. But next week's preview shows Erika at her nastiest and the pileup begins. Sigh.

I'm not one to like Erica but I will reserve judgement till next week. Her anger could be well founded, she had enough. Especially since seeing the way Lisa acted on the plane from the beginning. Everybody saw the shit she was pulling, all she had to say was "I'd like a room of my own thank you." 

I wish Dorit had said " Oh Lisa, unlike you at least I don't have to clean the cobwebs out of my puss each night. It's enough to choke a cat."

Everybody is talking about the group pile on upon Lisa. Well Lisa doesn't know when to stop with her own pile ons.

[islandgal140]

2 hours ago, Carolina Girl said:

I notice that last night LVP confirmed that it was indeed a KILL shelter that Dorito's "friend" surrendered Lucy to.   To me, that explains away a great deal of the anger the John, attention whoring aside, is so angry.  I imagine it's tough for LVP to overlook as well.

That being said, Lisa, and I love you, but that crack about Dorit doing something "right for once" was a little too shady.  Hard to defend that one, doll.  I'm sure it was juxtaposed to the Lucy incident, but these women (other than Teddy and Kyle) don't know and even I thought it came across as nasty.  

LVP's problem in this situation, and frankly in all her situations with fights she has with HW on this show, is saying everything is cool when clearly she still harbors deep resentment about what happened. She will say all is forgiven and profess her love but will take jabs which dips just a smidge towards unkind but with laughter in her eyes and in her voice and say she is only joking, but it happens too frequently and pointedly to feel and seem like "only joking" to the person on the receiving end. 

Edited February 20, 2019 by islandgal140

[princelina]

1 hour ago, njbchlover said:

The plane that the housewives used was the private plane from Baha Mar - the logo was on the side.  The Baha Mar has a big casino attached (the largest in the Bahamas), and probably uses that plane to entice/invite high rollers to stay at the resort.  

I think it was a little bit nicer than the rent-a-jet on VPR.   

54 minutes ago, missyb said:

And, I think that PJ picked them up in florida. Not LA.

Thanks for those.  I thought we were being asked to believe that Dorit was responsible for PJing them from BH to the Bahamas!

51 minutes ago, missyb said:

.It is clear that this season LVP's quips are more pointed than ever. That can get tiresome as well. And if you have a couple of people revolting, it is easy to turn into a pile on. 

22 minutes ago, Giselle said:

Everybody is talking about the group pile on upon Lisa. Well Lisa doesn't know when to stop with her own pile ons.

That's one reason why I have never liked Lisa - she just doesn't know when to stop, and there's always a nasty undertone to her "quips".  I prefer to call them "digs" because they are not cute or lighthearted at all, and once someone is on her bad side she never relents.  She was already mad at Dorit for something last year - I don't remember what, but when Dorit gave her the bracelet for her birthday she made a snotty remark about them not being friends any more.  So the dog thing is just icing on that particular cake.  And when they keep showing the preview of her saying, "I'm not going to say what a bitch she is.  Oh look, I just did!" it's so obvious that she had that whole thing planned out.  A better actress could say it naturally.  She's also such a tacky show-off. I remember reading on here that when she joined the show she wanted to be called "Pinky" but the producers (thankfully) nixed that shit from the get-go; so I was recently watching season one and she was constantly trying to get that going on her own.  She had Louboutins that were signed on the sole "To Pinky" delivered to her house, flowers delivered to "Pinky", that grifter living with them calling her Pinky.  And then season 3 where she had a "tea party" (that started with wine) and all the ladies were talking about how sophisticated she is, and there at her "sophisticated" tea party are bartenders Jax and Peter (pre-their own fame) wearing wife beaters 😄  I like her as a reality show character but I've always known that in person I'd like her least of all.

[Carolina Girl]

1 hour ago, missyb said:

And, I think that PJ picked them up in florida. Not LA.

Ah....interesting!  That's not the impression they wanted to give, was it?  

[MatildaMoody]

44 minutes ago, princelina said:

I remember reading on here that when she joined the show she wanted to be called "Pinky" but the producers (thankfully) nixed that shit from the get-go; so I was recently watching season one and she was constantly trying to get that going on her own.  She had Louboutins that were signed on the sole "To Pinky" delivered to her house, flowers delivered to "Pinky", that grifter living with them calling her Pinky.

She wanted to be called Pinky because it was already her nickname. She didn't have to try to get it going, it was what pretty much everyone called her before she started doing the show. The Producers thought it would be confusing and told her she would have to go by her actual name, but this wasn't something she wanted to start specifically for the show. 

[nexxie]

May the “pile on” be delicious - let the sniper get her just deserts, while Erika eats the others’ desserts!

[MerisWetBar]

2 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

OMG thank you!  It is all I can see when she is on screen!

And why has no one mentioned Kyle's chompers???  They are halloween joke teeth!  She looks ridiculous when she smiles.  I think the huge teeth are worse than the wonky eye!

Huh. I think her new teeth look really good and she looks better with them. 🤷‍♀️ I thought they look WAY better than most. 

[VedaPierce]

4 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Have we discussed Teddi’s man hands?

OMG! YES!!! Subconsciously noticed it last season and you just pulled that awareness to the surface! Totally! Short, stubby little fingers...

[HelloOutThere]

2 hours ago, IKnowRight said:

Unfortunately Mikey made an appearance this season, bringing all his fashion malpractice back to our screens.  Why? Why? Ugh.  

I agree with Teddy, Nicolette left Hamlin for the Bolton ponytail? 

Another mystery...after seeing a photo of a young Dorit I’m amazed at how ladies in Beverly Hills all look better in middle age than their youth...where else on Earth does that happen, this reverse attractiveness and aging?!!

Mikey looks OLD. He is well on his way to being a dried up, bitter old hag of a queen. (I feel strongly about this because as a gay man in LA, Mikey gives us all a bad name.)

Keeping my superficial comments going: 

- Erica does not dress like a woman. She dresses like a drag queen. There is a difference. She acknowledges her camp, which I appreciate, but I don’t think her drag queen look is fully on purpose. I blame Mikey for using her as his living doll to play dress up with.

The worst part — it’s spreading to the other “girls”! I think Rinna and Dorit looked extra ridiculous at the lunch with Erica precisely because they knew Erica would be there. Given Dorit and Rinna are the two most insecure cast members, I think they wanted to look “cool” to Erica. The result: fashion equivalent of “Sabado Gigante,” with an appearance by Charo.

- Really liking Denise so far. A true breath of fresh air. Her husband is hot (can we see him without the shirt ASAP please?), but needs to update his wardrobe. Those boot cut jeans are so 2008  

- I could see so much Charlie in Denise’s daughter’s facial features. Kinda creepy! But she seems like a good girl. 

- Have you ever seen an old frumpy photo of someone you think is gorgeous, and you can never quite look at them the same again? That’s me after seeing Dorit’s before photo. Wow. Surprised she let them show that. 

- Kyle looks different every season. She is so insecure and constantly doing stuff to her face. The result: pushing it too far and getting wonky eyes as a result! I think Kyle is a good person but she seems to be getting more insecure and immature with age. It’s very unbecoming and Mauricio is a saint to stick with her.

Edited February 20, 2019 by HelloOutThere

[VedaPierce]

3 hours ago, I8A 4RE said:

Andy should have done everything in his power to have Ms. Nicolette Sheridan waiting to come in mid-season when LVP bows out. There's pretty much no way these boring bitches can carry this show without Vanderpump. 

I think once Vanderpump bows out, I’m gonna delete this show from my DVR and not watch at all...”just to stick it to them”—George Costanza

[VedaPierce]

I think I’m the only one that didn’t get Erika’s wig. I thought it was a joke. I LOLed. 

[Kiki777]

While I understand the backlash against LVP, I hate the pile-up because it backfires - she looks like the victim of mean-girl jealousy.  They just need to dig back at her little digs as they happen, instead of letting it fester into a blowup.  

I mean, I cannot stand Dorit but I felt awful for her in the plane as LVP hurled dig after petty immature dig.  (You don't wanna room with Dorit because she is gassy?  Bitch everybody farts in their sleep.  The Queen farts in her sleep and so does LVP.  Sit down and shut up.) People like that think they have the upper hand when they successfully embarrass you.  Don't give it to them.

I wanna see the context of Erika sniping at her next week.  If it's in the style of those weird tantrums she had against Eileen and Teddi, at least this time it might be somewhat justified. But still uncomfortable to watch.

[yourmomiseasy]

12 hours ago, renatae said:

Let's see - looks like Kyle replaced her blue/green Birkin. Just in time for Dorit to wail about her "theft."

Although I feel badly about Lisa's daughter having anorexia, I'm not at all surprised. I still remember that drive through Lisa's hometown where all the girls could do was squeal nastily about the fast food restaurants and kvetch about the residents being "too chunky" or something. Add to it Lisa's own aversion to eating more than 80 calories a sitting, and this was in definitely unsurprising territory.

This was an otherwise pretty nice episode. Kyle and Lisa getting along; so cute. But next week's preview shows Erika at her nastiest and the pileup begins. Sigh.

Don't forget that cooking segment with Rinna and the Hamlin spawn where they prepared a delicious healthy "meal".  It all seemed almost fine until it was revealed the smallish portion that they dished out was for the 3 of them to share.

9 hours ago, Lizzing said:

For what it's worth, LisaR said on WWHL that she didn't get a new boob job and hers are just perkier this season because of some new Victoria's Secret bra.  I find that highly implausible, just because I don't see her shopping as down market as VS, unless she actually does go to the mall a la Celeste Talbert.

Rinna is cheap as fuck.  She probably got it in a swag bag at an event or they sent it to her for free or it's spon-con and she got paid to mention it.

4 hours ago, islandgal140 said:

I am liking Denise. However, why the fuck! would she have her daughter call whoremongering Charlie Sheen to ask for dating advice??!?! Granted, I know that is his daughter and the advice wasn't the worst in the world, but the man clearly had/has mental health, substance and hyper-sexuality issues and I side eye opening the door to that, especially if they still have a contentious relationship and haven't reached mutual child rearing decisions - like no dating until 16. 

Right?  I was like when looking for sound parenting who calls Charlie Sheen?  That said, so far I like her, but mainly because I think she's stealth funny, like when she was commenting on Erika talking about imagining her having sex and couldn't even be bothered with an actual eye roll.

Does the show really want us to believe Dorit is sponsoring a private jet and luxury accommodations?  

I didn't comment last week because I watched late and then didn't have the wherewithal to go through 8 or 9 pages.  Regarding PK's "horrfic" bite -- to me it looked like the dog snapped at him, not bit him -- there is a difference, and I wonder why the fuck he was up in the dog's grill, he probably had plenty of warning that the dog was distressed and still put his face in her face.  I've seen it happen to people before.  Dogs shouldn't bite, but I'd bet all the money in Dorit's stolen wallet that PK was equally culpable.  

[ghoulina]

15 hours ago, breezy424 said:

I thought Amelia talking about her eating disorder was sincere.  I have no idea if LR ever had an eating disorder and I think she is the type of person who would openly discuss it.

I do too. Lisa has always been pretty open and honest about her life, her history, etc. She just strikes me as someone who tends toward the skinnier side; and has probably heard crap about it her entire life. Skinny girls aren't exempt from body shaming either. My step-mother was built exactly like Rinna and she ate like a regular person. She got no end of, "eat a burger" type comments. It's obnoxious. 

But it was actually partly watching my step-mother eat whatever she wanted without gaining weight that triggered MY eating disorder. I wonder if Amelia had any similar envy issues with her mother? 

14 hours ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Women with any shape don't look good in a t-shirt dress. Erica needs a different stylist.

She looked like she had just come from an early 90s slumber party with that dress, and the hairdo. I'm sooooo not here for the scrunchy making a comeback. But come back it has. 

[Thumper]

So ... Charlie Sheen gets a call when his daughters don't like what Mom says?  HE'S the "Decider"????!!!!  Yikes.

I wonder if that was all just a set-up scene.

[ghoulina]

3 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

When she was telling her daughter that "EVERYONE looks at the bread bowl on the table and freaks out," I was like what is she talking about??  Most people do not freak out about food sitting in front of them.  Some do, some try to stay away from bread, but most women I know eat what they want when they are out and try to eat healthy most of the time.  But no one is freaking out.  That is a sign your brain is not healthy AND maybe you are hungry.

I don't know. Given where they live and the industry they've been involved in, I can believe that most women they know freak out about the bread bowl. 

3 hours ago, Giselle said:

I'm not one to like Erica but I will reserve judgement till next week. Her anger could be well founded, she had enough. Especially since seeing the way Lisa acted on the plane from the beginning. Everybody saw the shit she was pulling, all she had to say was "I'd like a room of my own thank you." 

Yes. As much as I don't like Dorit; LVP is supposed to be her friend. Dorit offered to share a suite, Lisa immediately balked at the idea; but then when Kyle agreed to share another suite with someone (was it Teddi?), LVP is all, "Aw, is there a 3 bedroom suite?" She just made it blatantly obvious she wasn't averse to sharing, just with Dorit. (Or maybe she didn't really want to share with anyone, buy also didn't want KYLE sharing with anyone either?)  And then she made it even worse by citing Dorit's alleged snoring/farting issues. I thought it was horribly rude behavior. 

[princelina]

1 hour ago, HelloOutThere said:

Given Dorit and Rinna are the two most insecure cast members, I think they wanted to look “cool” to Erica. The result: fashion equivalent of “Sabado Gigante,” with an appearance by Charo.

Hahahahaha!  Love it!  Although I have to say Dorit's "fashion" choices are typically more misses than hits.  She seems to be going for half fancy/half work-out clothes with an 80s updo this season.  Remember last year she wore a long white blouse and thigh high boots with no pants to Lisa V's house? 😄

1 hour ago, Kiki777 said:

While I understand the backlash against LVP, I hate the pile-up because it backfires - she looks like the victim of mean-girl jealousy.  They just need to dig back at her little digs as they happen, instead of letting it fester into a blowup.  

I wish!  and if they're incapable of digging back that quickly just give her a "Whatever Lisa" and ignore her.

6 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

Yes. As much as I don't like Dorit; LVP is supposed to be her friend. Dorit offered to share a suite, Lisa immediately balked at the idea; but then when Kyle agreed to share another suite with someone (was it Teddi?), LVP is all, "Aw, is there a 3 bedroom suite?" She just made it blatantly obvious she wasn't averse to sharing, just with Dorit. (Or maybe she didn't really want to share with anyone, buy also didn't want KYLE sharing with anyone either?)  And then she made it even worse by citing Dorit's alleged snoring/farting issues. I thought it was horribly rude behavior. 

And Dorit thought she was offering her a great thing in the presidential suite.  Isn't this the same woman who shows up late to events and then sulks that the best bedrooms have been claimed by others rather than saved for her?

[Rosiejuliemom]

4 hours ago, Carolina Girl said:

But I'm sorry, I have no problem with that piece of shit and her husband being outed for what they did.  She still has not provided a satisfactory explanation of why she simply did not return Lucy to Vanderpump Dogs.

I agree. If this entire takedown hinges on an accusation of Lisa outing the Kemsley's behavior to the tabloids, I really don't give a fuck. They deserve it. They knew proper procedure (had followed it before) and couldn't be bothered this time? The dog ended up in a kill shelter. That does not look at all good on Vanderpump Dogs. Dorito and The Human Thumb brought this on themselves.

Hell, if Lisa did leak the story I'll send her flowers!

10 hours ago, Lizzing said:

Someone on Reddit posted a really detailed timeline of events/shooting days/etc that is VERY spoilery, so I won't link it here but will over in the spoilers for season 9 thread in this sub.  I just wanted to mention it here, because there's been a discussion of the timeline of Lisa's brother's death, the opening of TomTom, and the Bahamas trip. 

I have that timeline bookmarked for future reference. It is incredibly detailed and sheds light on a lot of different things. Some reactions started making a lot more sense after the pieces started clicking into place.

[Keywestclubkid]

I feel sick to my stomach hearing Lisa V say in her interview that Lucy ended up in a kill shelter. It was confirmed to Lisa V and I both that it was NOT a kill shelter, that Lucy was never in danger nor brought to a kill shelter, and yet she and her team are relentless in trying to inflate the story. Lucy was at the shelter for an hour before the shelter contacted Vanderpump Dogs. 

Dorits blog

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-9/blogs/dorit-kemsley/dorit-kemsley-lisa-vanderpump

[English Teacher]

If they took a pic of PigK’s nose, they would have documented pictures of injuries to the kids.  I don’t trust their perspective of anything.  The buglary, IMHO, is part of theRH euphemisms (“away” or “camp” = prison; burglary = repo). 

They strike me as the type of people who want cute little dogs because how-hard-could-these-cuties-possibly-be? And then learn it is work to train and socialize a new pup...into a home with two toddlers.   Giving up one pup didn’t make it easier.  And they knew LVP would be irked if they returned a second.  I.  Hateeeeeeee.  Humans who treat animals like an accessory that they can “return” when they realize the animals need attention and time.

 I just don’t buy what they are selling.   Con artists are lying liars that lie.  And that describes that couple to me. 

[nexxie]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I feel sick to my stomach hearing Lisa V say in her interview that Lucy ended up in a kill shelter. It was confirmed to Lisa V and I both that it was NOT a kill shelter, that Lucy was never in danger nor brought to a kill shelter, and yet she and her team are relentless in trying to inflate the story. Lucy was at the shelter for an hour before the shelter contacted Vanderpump Dogs. 

Dorits blog

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-9/blogs/dorit-kemsley/dorit-kemsley-lisa-vanderpump

Dorit is figuring it out:

“It’s as though she wants to be the center of attention and in order to do so she must make jokes at other peoples’ expense.”

(Plus, LVP gets a rush from the hurt looks on their faces when she “jabs” them - that’s why she chooses their soft spots.)

Edited February 20, 2019 by nexxie

[FreetheGirlses]

8 hours ago, Mambo Queen said:

I don't know....my daughter struggled hard with anorexia for about 8 months, and then turned it around pretty quickly with proper treatment. That may not be the norm, but it's not unheard of. And Rinna may be a very controlled eater, but there is a difference between that and straight up anorexia. And it is incredibly scary to watch your child basically try to slowly kill themselves....I felt for both of them and appreciated this storyline.

I'm very happy for your daughter! That, unfortunately, is very much not the norm. Unlike other things, anorexia involves food, which is impossible to avoid as a human being. As a result, it can be extremely difficult to have a healthy relationship with food when you have an eating disorder. You are confronted with it multiple times a day, every single day. Anorexia has the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric disorder. 

[KungFuBunny]

I'm Team Lucy. I don't believe Lucy bit the children or PK. I don't even believe the woman Dorit said she gave Lucy to even exists. When the Kemsleys and the Vanderpumps had dinner - LVP admits to knowing about Dorit rehoming Lucy. Never does LVP say - I asked you to call the woman up and bring Lucy back to PeptoBismol Plaza immediately. Something is hinky all around with this story I question LVP's and her staff's practice - how long did Dorit interact with Lucy, did her children interact with Lucy? There should have been a safety check on the home prior to giving the dog to Dorit. They are supposed to make sure the house is secure and safe for the DOG not just the new owners. That lopsided house doesn't have a secure yard area.

As for the jabs LVP inflicted on Dorit on the plane - I didn't mind the jabs themselves because I don't like Dorit. However, I also don't like the passive aggressive way LVP rolls. She continuously makes snide remarks but she's clearly still pissed about the Lucy situation when she's already said on camera that she's not mad. I also don't understand her constant defense of the "men" meaning PK - why isn't she making remarks about PK and putting this all on Dorit?

I was hoping someone would bring up a past comment from Dorit. Why doesn't she get the British humor which will be what LVP brings up soon.

Edited February 21, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[princelina]

4 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I was hoping someone would bring up a past comment from Dorit. Why doesn't she get the British humor which will be what LVP brings up soon.

Haha I was watching some of the old episodes the other day - Dorit blamed her part of Panty-gate on her own affinity for the British sense of humor 😂😂😂

[langford peel]

I searched out the timeline posted on Reddit that was referenced above and it was extremely illuminating.

One poster made a really good point. Lisa is the kind of person who gets her dog a pacemaker and Dorito is the type who drops off a puppy she adopted like it was a bag of dirty laundry. As far as it not being a “kill” shelter I don’t believe Dorit for a minute. I need proof that it is not. I won’t go by Doritos word at all. So I don’t understand why the other whores line up with Dorito instead of LVP.

Then I saw on the timeline that LisaRinna posted the photo of Cupcakes with pills on them when  Lisa’s brother had killed himself with a pill overdose! WTF? She posted it the day before the cast photo! No wonder that LVP didn’t want to take photos with these bitches!  I think she should demand that Rinna be fired for that bullshit alone. How the heck does Kate on Below Deck can get people fired left and right and LVP has to put up with the likes of Rinna and Dorito. That kind of personal attack is enough of a reason to demand that Rinna get fired immediately.

That shit ain’t right.

[KungFuBunny]

6 hours ago, njbchlover said:

They probably took a loan against the insurance payout from the "theft" so that she could replace buy new handbags in time for filming.

Or, Dorit is using one of those online handbag rental sites, like bagborroworsteal.com.  

I think they are using the alleged burglary to hide those assets. I think the jewelry is in a safety deposit box in Utah. As for the bags - Dorit probably handed them off to her sister to hold.

PK has been hiding money for some time - starting with his divorce. He couldn't afford alimony and demanded money from his ex to support him. The money he stole from Rock Ventures is somewhere off shore. This has been funding his lifestyle and he claims poverty whenever someone is trying to seize assets (Belaggio).

Anyone notice the lacks of "nannies" and "staff" at Dorit's when she was having breakfast with the kids or even when she was packing for her trip? Is it because they can no longer afford it or is it because they are trying to show that they have cut back?