Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[druzy]

I think deadbeatmom_jenelle is the paralegal who wrote the cease and desist letters. This person is trying to sound neutral by saying David yelled at Jenelle but Kaiser said Nathan hit him.

Edited June 17, 2018 by druzy

[galaxychaser]

On 6/15/2018 at 11:15 PM, druzy said:

Stop lying Jenelle. You rather be home getting high.

[Christina87]

It's so completely stupid that Jenelle thinks MTV has the editing abilities to make her get all those mugshots and serve time! People are complaining that Chelsea's segments are too boring...then why doesn't MTV edit something that will lead to an arrest or two on her part, if they can do that? I would have quit a show years ago that showed me high and nodding off from heroin with my boyfriend when it didn't really happen. And she is just NOW worried about getting respect from society? She sure wasn't thinking about that during her 16 and pregnant, her first introduction to MTV's audience. 

Her delusions have reached epic levels, and it has to be David. When she's single or with another guy, she pretty much owns up to what she's done. David wants to play happy family, but he could have picked someone less trashy to do that with (actually no...someone less trashy wouldn't give him the time of day). Or he could have picked someone whose trashiness wasn't well-known. 

Jenelle really pisses me off because she is literally in the only line of work where acting like a spoiled, amoral tramp is a good thing. In fact, I think MTV is very generous with that they don't show! Count me in on hoping that they show her threatening that man at gunpoint, but doubting they will. It's just ridiculous! Quit whining, Jenelle!

[monicageller]

[badhaggis]

24 minutes ago, monicageller said:

That is a strange picture. Why are the boys behind a fence?  Is this a paid experience  that they decided  the boys watch? Of course Jenelle's boys were excluded. I'm just surprised David's son did not make the cut.

Edited June 17, 2018 by badhaggis
Finish my thought

[Mkay]

Her lips look inflated again. I guess David allowed lip injections. 

[TheRealT]

5 hours ago, Christina87 said:

Her delusions have reached epic levels, and it has to be David. When she's single or with another guy, she pretty much owns up to what she's done. David wants to play happy family, but he could have picked someone less trashy to do that with (actually no...someone less trashy wouldn't give him the time of day). Or he could have picked someone whose trashiness wasn't well-known. 

Jenelle really pisses me off because she is literally in the only line of work where acting like a spoiled, amoral tramp is a good thing. In fact, I think MTV is very generous with that they don't show! Count me in on hoping that they show her threatening that man at gunpoint, but doubting they will. It's just ridiculous! Quit whining, Jenelle!

UBT has this weird obsession with wanting to present as a happy family with him as the strong, loving dad. I think it really bothered him that his first two kids were taken away from him, not in a healthy/positive way that made him reevaluate his choices and vow to do better, but in an angry way that made him feel wronged and want revenge on the people who "screwed him." Not surprisingly, Jenelle has bought into the narrative that they are great parents and anyone who criticizes them is an asshole. I think they honestly don't get how so much of their behavior, even in public/in front of the cameras, is clearly pathological. UBT has threatened and screamed at an older woman half his size; gone nuts backstage because he didn't like the (rather predictable) questions Drew was asking; insulted, screamed at, and grabbed children; etc.; etc. Yet he never follows up by apologizing or admitting that maybe he didn't handle the situation well; he doubles down and insists that his behavior was appropriate and that someone else is to blame for making him act that way. He doesn't get it. Even Nathan understands that it makes him look better to at least pretend to have some self-awareness and take responsibility for his actions. I actually believe Nathan has some genuine remorse about/insight into the fucked up things he does, but... he's fucked up. UBT is on a whole different level, where he truly believes that he is a normal, healthy person and EVERYONE else is an asshole. He consciously lies and keeps secrets, yet he truly believes that people who see through the deceptions are wrong and he's right. As usual, Jenelle mirrors her current partner, right down the delusions about how they're being persecuted for no reason.

Edited June 17, 2018 by TheRealT

[Marley]

I made the mistake of reading some of the comments under her ig post. I hate the world.

[toodywoody]

On 6/15/2018 at 10:15 PM, druzy said:

But complains about MTV when she posts her whole fucking life online. 

[TheRealT]

Jenelle and UBT's "happy family" IG posts seriously freak me out. I feel so overwhelmingly sorry for all of their kids because I know how weird/horrible it must be for them to have this weird life where their "parents" are usually moody/volatile/unpredictable because they're crazy/on drugs, but they snap into this weird, phony "niceness" periodically for SM posts, CPS visits, MTV filming, etc. I'm sure it's weird enough for Maryssa and Jace, who are old enough to sort of understand that UBT and Jenelle are intentionally being fake to make themselves look better. I doubt that the younger kids really get that, so, for them, life is just this weird roulette wheel where sometimes if you ask to go potty your parents are all smiles and, "Sure, buddy! Good for you for asking!" and sometimes they threaten to/actually do beat your ass for the same exact thing.

They seem to be mostly positive toward Ensley for now (while she's a semi-stoned infant who's pretty easy-going most of the time), but how will they deal with her when she's a more difficult and mobile/dexterous toddler who's getting into all kinds of stuff while they're getting high/passed out, throwing tantrums, etc.? Also, I suspect/fear that they may be drugging her, indirectly/unintentionally through second-hand marijuana smoke and/or intentionally with children's Benadryl or something (I TOTALLY would not put that past them). They totally seem like the kind of (Casey Anthony type) parents who would do that kind of thing.

[Mkay]

[CaliforniaLove]

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

"These particular staged bullshit photos haven't been posted...until now." Lol! How did my phone not give me the "emergency system test" alert to tell me the Easons have PROOF that they're not psychos because of these wonderous photos? This is all it took to convince me they're the 2018 Cleavers.

[Mkay]

[FairyDusted]

This whole deal is not going to end well. Frankly these fuckers make me nervous for real.

[NannyBails]

22 hours ago, Christina87 said:

I would have quit a show years ago that showed me high and nodding off from heroin with my boyfriend when it didn't really happen.

For some reason, this made me really laugh this morning.  Thank you!  I needed a laugh.

I also have zero sympathy for them if they really  are depressed from having to care for five kids.  They have options. 

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

10 hours ago, Mkay said:

 

*whose. Sadly, she's one of the better ones when it comes to grammar.

[monicageller]

[Mkay]

I thought she wouldn’t trade this weekend for anything.  Apparently she would have for MTV award tickets. 

[BitterApple]

51 minutes ago, Mkay said:

I thought she wouldn’t trade this weekend for anything.  Apparently she would have for MTV award tickets. 

Lmfaooooo, right? So much for #makingmemories and #wouldn'ttradethisfortheworld!

That's the best thing about Jenelle. No matter how much she tries to sell us a load of bullshit, the truth comes out eventually.

[Marley]

I rather a porn star go to the awards then a fucking psycho abuser loser like David. Just seeing some of those pics she posted of him disgusts me. He’s such a vile piece of shit. I’m so glad I don’t watch this show anymore it gets my blood pressure going with these losers lol. 

Also I’m not a fan of Farrah by any means but atleast she is working and making money. Unlike loser David who gets high and abusive on the land all day everyday lol.

Edited June 18, 2018 by Marley

[CaliforniaLove]

26 minutes ago, Marley said:

fucking psycho abuser loser like David

Jenelle is just as much a psycho abuser loser. And hey Jenelle? "Porn Star" is a more respectable title than ANYTHING your pathetic ass would ever achieve, so shut your disgusting, duck-lipped, UGLY ASS FACE!

Edited June 18, 2018 by CaliforniaLove

[ghoulina]

Jenelle would have been a porn star if anyone would have her. 

[Calm81]

4 hours ago, DudeLeaveMeAlone said:

*whose. Sadly, she's one of the better ones when it comes to grammar.

The bitch couldn’t even spell “happy” correctly in her “#happfathersday” to David. I guess she was aggravated and typed too fast while telling the world how amazing David is...?

Edited June 18, 2018 by Calm81

[Chaos Theory]

I actually do want to see Jenelle through Jennelle’s eyes.    Barbara would be like Medusa with snakes coming out of her hair turning everyone who looks at her to stone...or maybe get stoned.   David would be Prince Charming  the handsome prince who rescued her from her desperate life.  And she would be Snow White.   Mirror Mirror on the wall....

 

Now I don’t watch the show but do i have the gist?   

Edited June 18, 2018 by Chaos Theory

[druzy]

[DNR]

19 hours ago, TheRealT said:

They seem to be mostly positive toward Ensley for now (while she's a semi-stoned infant 

Probably cuz she’s their child Together too.... once she gets older and not as manageable , she’ll get lumped in with the rest of the brood.

Edited June 18, 2018 by DNR
Ninja edit

[Mkay]

[DangerousMinds]

Yuck. No one needs to see that.

[Maharincess]

Why is Kaiser 's life vest going up his butt?  Is that normal?  

Edited June 19, 2018 by Maharincess
Because best and vest are very different.

[Mkay]

If you go to David’s page, he tagged her right on her butt.  It’s disgusting. As for Kaiser’s best, the psycho Jenelle fans say “it’s supposed to be tight.” ?

[guilfoyleatpp]

it's mommy and me butt floss.

[CaliforniaLove]

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

Yeah, the fact that he had to say it, pretty much proves that it is. #Iwillhate #youresick 

3 minutes ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

it's mommy and me butt floss.

Lol! Legit. 

[FairyDusted]

1 hour ago, Maharincess said:

Why is Kaiser 's life best going up his butt?  Is that normal?  

Yes. That is a safety strap. Luckily the tot has a diaper to cushion his baby chonies!

[TheRealT]

20 minutes ago, Mkay said:

What is he suggesting "haters" will say is set up? Jenelle and UBT on a boat with the kids? I'm very proud to hate them, but I don't doubt that the kids really live/spend time with them or that they sometimes go on boats with the kids. I don't see how this picture proves that they're not completely toxic.

[Marley]

All three just decided to stare off into the distance at once like that. Lol sure.

Edited June 19, 2018 by Marley

[druzy]

The Dumfucks and The Sheriff's Visit

[Booger666]

That was a weird clip.  I had no idea that if the cops showed up asking to do a welfare check you could just say no and shut the door in their face.

[Brooklynista]

For the briefest of moments, I was sad for Jenelle.  She is terrified of David.  But then I gather myself and remember that she picked him, and she puts her children in the line of fire. 

[LBS]

Wow.  That clip is crazy.    The fist shaped hole in the door where Jenelle came out of is so telling.   As is her dead-eye "dude, I don't know why they are here" and insisting that David handle it.   A normal human would not react that way.  And David going from 0-60 screaming that he is going to break Nathan's head in doesn't help their cause.   

After reading The Ashley article last week, I totally believe that the crew is calling CPS/sheriff on them.  I don't think Nathan has enough evidence for a credible call in but the crew sure does. 

[IgnoranceisBLISS]

How many prescription pills can two people take?

[lovesnark]

9 minutes ago, IgnoranceisBLISS said:

How many prescription pills can two people take?

No shit! I tried to zoom in to see the labels but my tablet won't let me do it. Hopefully, one of our CSI quality sleuths can do it.

[ghoulina]

2 hours ago, druzy said:

The Dumfucks and The Sheriff's Visit

I have so many thoughts on this video. 

First of all, nice hole in the wall (I know, we've seen it before, but it's a bit more chilling in this particular scene) of the door. It looks like David already TRIED to "bust someone's head open". 

I like how he immediately assumes it was Nathan who called. Could have been Doris. Barb. Daycare/school teachers. MTV crew on the DL. 

When your first instinct is, "does he have papers", you know you deal with the law a lot. 

Why is David soooo angry, if he's done nothing wrong? I like how he always threatens violence on Nathan, but never actually tries it. I don't like Nathan, but unless David was high as fuck on meth, Nathan would whoop David's ass. 

WHY so many RX bottles on the counter??? Who takes all that shit? You're not 80-year-olds! 

Kristen's new hair is fugly, and she's such a try-hard in that leather jacket. 

[Mkay]

The only thing i can see from the RX bottles is that it is different pharmacies.  Hopefully they track narcotic refills the way some pharmacies in Texas does. 

[crazychicken]

Why was the crew there to film the DF's locked in their bedroom while the kids were at childcare. I totally suspected Kristen cause she is a major shit stirrer but then why call a welfare check on children that are not home not to mention the brilliance of talking loudly that there is a sheriff at the door while pretending to not know he was there and answer the door.

[ghoulina]

46 minutes ago, Mkay said:

The only thing i can see from the RX bottles is that it is different pharmacies.  Hopefully they track narcotic refills the way some pharmacies in Texas does. 

My first ever pharmacy job was in NC. It's been 15 years since I left that state, and I'm sure it also depends on the particular pharmacy and their software. But every pharmacy I've worked at, including the one in NC, would have a flag pop up on the computer if they'd tried to fill a narcotic at another pharmacy outside the date guidelines. It's put in place by the DEA or whatever, so it's not dependent on you using insurance to register the fact that you're pharmacy hopping. Again, it's been awhile, and I've been a SAHM for the last ten years; but even back when I was working it was hard to do that crap. You'd be better off skipping the doc and just buying what you want off the street. 

[BitterApple]

That whole scene is so bizarre. Dave and Jenelle are holed up in their bedroom, the kids are at daycare and Kristen and the crew are just randomly standing around? Was that even a legitimate sheriff's deputy? Because he didn't exactly sound too professional. 

[zenme]

Yeah. That deputy didn't come off as an authority figure at all. 

So what happened to the welfare check? They just leave the kids? Is that how it happens that kids wind up in basements locked up for decades and no one knew? 

[AmyFarrahFowler]

Who is David kidding? He wouldn't open the door for CPS, either.

[poeticlicensed]

17 minutes ago, zenme said:

Yeah. That deputy didn't come off as an authority figure at all. 

So what happened to the welfare check? They just leave the kids? Is that how it happens that kids wind up in basements locked up for decades and no one knew? 

I'm confused. So if a cop shows up at your door to do a welfare check, you can just say go away unless you have a warrant? 

[ghoulina]

24 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I'm confused. So if a cop shows up at your door to do a welfare check, you can just say go away unless you have a warrant? 

Welfare checks are generally done in situations where a friend or relative is worried because you haven't been in touch. So, for instance, if you call your elderly aunt every day and today she doesn't answer, you may request a "welfare check". That's why they were originally created, I believe. From what I've read/been told, the police DON'T need permission, because what if Aunt Bertha is lying on the kitchen floor, unconscious? 

I'm not sure if the same applies when someone is actually able to answer the door. At any rate, the kids were in daycare, so I don't know that the cop needed to come in. I think it's just a semi-emergency call, to make sure everything is okay IN THAT MOMENT. It's not the same as a CPS check; it's not part of a broader investigation. 

 If it's clear the kids aren't even there, mom and dad look "normal" (can those two ever look normal???), there's filming crew, etc....the cop can see it's not a situation where immediate attention is warranted. I think if he felt the need, he could/would have entered.

I could be totally wrong, and someone correct me if I am, but that's my understanding. 

Edited June 19, 2018 by ghoulina