Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[TeenMomAngerMgmt]

I have finally mostly caught up. Just watched the reunion episodes. I cannot fucking stand Jenelle or David. They are garbage human beings. When Nathan looks like the reasonable one, you have severely goofed.  

[guilfoyleatpp]

On 5/22/2018 at 3:56 PM, smores said:

When I'm going to be out and I need to take a second dose of my ADHD med, I do sometimes toss one into a pill case and take it with me.  But, it's one pill and it's not loose in my purse or pocket, so I guess that might make a difference.

Ditto. 

The problem with pills in your pocket is they get squished into powder or forgotten. I’m also always worried about accidentally losing one and then a child or animal finding it. 

[druzy]

[BARISTA]

Imagine how much scarier David will become when the inevitable divorce occurs and Jenelle and him are fighting over Ensley. Particularly if Jenelle ever got well enough to file first. Doesn't bear thinking about. 

If she's not wired to get a good guy, I wish she'd get back with Nathan, their vibe was the best of all of her dysfunctional relationships to date IMO

 

(moved from another thread)

[Kazu]

5 hours ago, druzy said:

That looks like a future missing Kaiser poster.

[Birdee]

22 hours ago, Calm81 said:

Lmao!! I keep reading dumb fuck #1 and #2 being thrown around that I think a new thread name for Jenelle needs to be considered since we have a couples thread for Catelynn (and Tyler) and Except Chelsea (and Cole).

Maybe have it as...

Jenelle: Dumb Fuck #1 (and Dumb Fuck #2)???? ?

And if (let's face it "when") they implode, we won't have to mess with the title, because the next one will be a Dumb Fuck too!

Edited May 24, 2018 by Birdee

[Kazu]

22 hours ago, Calm81 said:

Lmao!! I keep reading dumb fuck #1 and #2 being thrown around that I think a new thread name for Jenelle needs to be considered since we have a couples thread for Catelynn (and Tyler) and Except Chelsea (and Cole).

Maybe have it as...

Jenelle: Dumb Fuck #1 (and Dumb Fuck #2)???? ?

 

1 minute ago, Birdee said:

And if (let's face it "when") they implode, we won't have to mess with the title, because the next one will be a Dumb Fuck too!

You both are so right!

[Calm81]

24 minutes ago, Kazu said:

That looks like a future missing Kaiser poster.

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That poor sweet boy. I don’t even want to THINK about that happening to him. ? 

[Kazu]

1 minute ago, Calm81 said:

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That poor sweet boy. I don’t even want to THINK about that happening to him. ? 

With Dumb Fuck #2 around, it is hard for me to not think about harm coming to him. I have no fucks to give about Jenelle and what happens to her. She doesn't even care that DF is punching her own child in the face.

Edited May 24, 2018 by Kazu

[FairyDusted]

Yes we met DumbFuck#1 first. Since she married we now have DumbFuck#2. Ugh those two 

[BitterApple]

30 minutes ago, Kazu said:

That looks like a future missing Kaiser poster.

Omg! My first thought is it looked like one of those "Missing Kids" pictures they used to put on the back of milk cartons. 

[ghoulina]

4 hours ago, Calm81 said:

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That poor sweet boy. I don’t even want to THINK about that happening to him. ? 

I don't know...whoever finds him is surely to better than the two dumbfucks who lost him. 

I'd hope it was because Nathan's mom kidnapped him and ran off to Belize!

[Kazu]

I was thinking more in line with the Dumb Fucks claiming he was missing when in reality, Dumb Fuck #2 killed him. Just like Casey Anthony.

Edited May 25, 2018 by Kazu

[ghoulina]

11 hours ago, Kazu said:

I was thinking more in line with the Dumb Fucks claiming he was missing when in reality, Dumb Fuck #2 killed him and claimed he was "missing." Just like Casey Anthony.

Ahh, my mind didn't even go there. I hope to God nothing bad ever happens to that sweet boy. 

[Mkay]

You are not a celebrity Jenelle. 

 

[Mkay]

David, Jenelle, and Jessica are fighting.  Again.  

 

[Kazu]

Thanks @Mkay for being on top of this and sharing it here.

[BitterApple]

Lmfaooo, we all called it! I knew that skank didn't have a legit prescription for Adderall. So one druggie loser is calling out another druggie loser for being a druggie loser? Yep, that sounds about right. 

Jessica has five kids she lost custody of, Dave was banned from seeing his son until recently and Jenelle signed over Jace as a baby. Great parents.

Edited May 25, 2018 by BitterApple

[druzy]

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Edited May 25, 2018 by druzy

[lovesnark]

5 minutes ago, druzy said:

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Well, isn't a that a fine pot meet kettle moment! These morons..........?

[DNR]

6 hours ago, druzy said:

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I’m surprised Juhnelle used “you’re” instead of “your’ in error 

[DNR]

On 5/24/2018 at 9:54 AM, druzy said:

Poor little Kaiser roll.... i look at this photo and i see such sadness behind his eyes and a baby boy trying to smile . Someday when Jace & Little K-roll watch this show back . Hope no harm comes to these boys living with that monster & neglectful mother 

[druzy]

[CaliforniaLove]

I just got back from seeing Pink for the 5th time & it was amazing, but I don't feel like a true fan. I didn't sacrifice my freedom, and you guys?...nary a feather in my hair. #shame #failure 

[MargeGunderson]

13 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

I just got back from seeing Pink for the 5th time & it was amazing, but I don't feel like a true fan. I didn't sacrifice my freedom, and you guys?...nary a feather in my hair. #shame #failure 

And I suppose you didn’t have to miss a court date for it either, did you? #poseur

[leighroda]

This CAN’T be real.

[druzy]

If he's naked I'm afraid! 

[DangerousMinds]

Does she know that #merica is not a positive word?

[Kazu]

14 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

I just got back from seeing Pink for the 5th time & it was amazing, but I don't feel like a true fan. I didn't sacrifice my freedom, and you guys?...nary a feather in my hair. #shame #failure 

And you didn't have to visit a probation officer to ask permission. :-)

I love Pink!

[Calm81]

On 5/25/2018 at 9:46 AM, Mkay said:

David, Jenelle, and Jessica are fighting.  Again.  

 

What is with Jenelle and shitting herself?? Didn’t she take a dump in her bath a few years back?? 

[Mkay]

45 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

What is with Jenelle and shitting herself?? Didn’t she take a dump in her bath a few years back?? 

In Courtland’s tub and left it there while he was in jail. 

2 hours ago, druzy said:

If he's naked I'm afraid! 

Reading the comments and her laughing face, I’m gonna assume he is naked. ??‍♀️ Jesus God Leah!

[Calm81]

Really?? @Mkay?? How long was he in jail for? Nevemind, I don’t think my stomach could handle the info... she took the “dear john” letter to a whole new level while her hubby was in jail ?

[Mkay]

1 hour ago, Calm81 said:

Really?? @Mkay?? How long was he in jail for? Nevemind, I don’t think my stomach could handle the info... she took the “dear john” letter to a whole new level while her hubby was in jail ?

I don’t remember exactly. He said it sat in there until he got home. Yuck. WHY do I know this?! ??‍♀️ I need help.   Ha

[littleB1rdy]

4 hours ago, Calm81 said:

What is with Jenelle and shitting herself?? Didn’t she take a dump in her bath a few years back?? 

Lmao we need to keep spreading these Jenelle shit stories (which I believe are true) to not only embarrass her but to get her to respond to these. I don’t think she ever responded to Courtland’s claim. 

It’s the only way to embarrass Jenelle since telling her the truth about her ‘skills’ as a mother and bringing her kids into abusive relationships doesn’t bother her at all. 

Remember when the most genuinely hurt we’ve ever seen her be is when Nathan called her fat? Not when she couldn’t see Jace, or the many other times she’s been called a psycho or a terrible mother.

Edited May 27, 2018 by littleB1rdy

[CaliforniaLove]

4 hours ago, littleB1rdy said:

Lmao we need to keep spreading these Jenelle shit stories (which I believe are true) to not only embarrass her but to get her to respond to these. I don’t think she ever responded to Courtland’s claim. 

It’s the only way to embarrass Jenelle since telling her the truth about her ‘skills’ as a mother and bringing her kids into abusive relationships doesn’t bother her at all. 

Remember when the most genuinely hurt we’ve ever seen her be is when Nathan called her fat? Not when she couldn’t see Jace, or the many other times she’s been called a psycho or a terrible mother.

 

Ok, that's not fair. Not even David knows when she's been cryin' & upset ALL DAY when he's outside rakin', buildin' & WORKIN'. We've seen her scrunch her face up in a sort of "crying way" (99% of the time not accompanied by actual tears), and she is always truthful. I think we all need to respect her cries.

Btw, I'm contacting US Weekly, Radar, The Ashley, TMZ, and any other (entertaining BUT) shitrag publication immediately about these shit stories. 

@Kazu, Pink is still forthcoming at the Forum. If you can, GO. 

Edited May 27, 2018 by CaliforniaLove

[druzy]

[badhaggis]

11 minutes ago, druzy said:

I wonder if Kaiser is there too. Great job keeping your son off social media dumb fuck.

[Mkay]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Must be a David’s kids only photo.  ?

[geauxaway]

So the kids are all there and Dumb fuck is swimming naked in the middle of the afternoon?  Seems appropriate.  I’m all for freedom of your own business on your own property but this wasn’t some midnight skinny dip when all the kids are in bed.  WTF.  

[lovesnark]

Jace must be with his real mom this weekend and Kaiser must be with Doris. It makes my blood boil to know the reason he's posting pics of Kaden is because his ex doesn't have any money to spend on lawyers to fight it. Kaden has the same fake smile Kaiser uses when being forced to pretend he's happy.

[Thorkim]

21 hours ago, druzy said:

If he's naked I'm afraid! 

This weekend, two horrors happened to me. First, I see the two Balloon Asses, Kail and Briana, here in the feeds.  Now, am I seriously looking at a naked David?  I need to go buy more MD 20/20 to get through this.

[littleB1rdy]

3 hours ago, lovesnark said:

Jace must be with his real mom this weekend and Kaiser must be with Doris. It makes my blood boil to know the reason he's posting pics of Kaden is because his ex doesn't have any money to spend on lawyers to fight it. Kaden has the same fake smile Kaiser uses when being forced to pretend he's happy.

Must be so weird for Kaden. He barely even knows this guy (who came close to killing him and his mother) but now all of a sudden he is forced to visit him and his crazy wife (who I’m sure he’s being forced to call ‘Mom’) every so often. I bet Maryssa probably picks on him too like she does with Jace and Kaiser.

[Kazu]

3 hours ago, Thorkim said:

This weekend, two horrors happened to me. First, I see the two Balloon Asses, Kail and Briana, here in the feeds.  Now, am I seriously looking at a naked David?  I need to go buy more MD 20/20 to get through this.

Oooooh you are taking me back with that MD reference.?? 

[Rebecca]

On 5/16/2018 at 7:41 PM, geauxaway said:

So on that flier is that David’s for real phone number?  I just now noticed it.  Hmmmmm....?

I can’t imagine some people aren’t having fun with that. Even to just call and waste his time, there’s no way people won’t.

On 5/16/2018 at 11:57 PM, CaliforniaLove said:

I think so...I remember the good ole' days when Speidi was the most obnoxious thing on tv...

Spencer has a new show coming out on mtv, if you weren’t aware. He seems almost charming now compared to any of Jenelle’s dudes. And I used to dislike him so much.

On 5/17/2018 at 8:10 PM, Mkay said:

Gag!

That’s just gross, everything about it. She looks terrible and on something (eyes).

On 5/18/2018 at 11:00 AM, lovesnark said:

Speaking of businesses,  I emailed that snake oil shilling Flat Tummy company and asked them why they have a slag like Jenelle representing them.  Not in those words, though ?

That company is bogus, imo, anyway. They don’t care who they’re working with.

On 5/21/2018 at 10:23 PM, geauxaway said:

Who sells a less than 2 year old business to “friends” for profit?  Unless the “friend” was an invested partner being bought out of their share.  I have a feeling it was a declining or sedentary business and Jamie and hubs found a sucker.  Makes sense with the Dumbfucks.

Now we know why they were friends with David and Jenelle.

On 5/21/2018 at 10:25 PM, druzy said:

Maybe UBT is their drug dealer and they owed him money.

This too. I’ve thought for a long time he could be a dealer. It would also add another level to his laaaaand paranoia.

On 5/23/2018 at 4:32 PM, Calm81 said:

Lmao!! I keep reading dumb fuck #1 and #2 being thrown around that I think a new thread name for Jenelle needs to be considered since we have a couples thread for Catelynn (and Tyler) and Except Chelsea (and Cole).

Maybe have it as...

Jenelle: Dumb Fuck #1 (and Dumb Fuck #2)???? ?

Jenelle: Dumb Fuck and current soulmate: Dumb Fuck FIRED

On 5/26/2018 at 5:38 PM, DangerousMinds said:

Does she know that #merica is not a positive word?

To her it probably is. She is merica. Merica is Jenelle (aka David).

[KittyKat133]

On 5/24/2018 at 3:31 PM, Kazu said:

That looks like a future missing Kaiser poster.

I thought the SAME EXACT thing! Milk carton photo! 

On 5/24/2018 at 3:58 PM, Kazu said:

With Dumb Fuck #2 around, it is hard for me to not think about harm coming to him. I have no fucks to give about Jenelle and what happens to her. She doesn't even care that DF is punching her own child in the face.

But he is just “play” punching him in the face... because that’s a normal game to play! Doesn’t every father play pretend “beat the shit out of you” games?? She says it like it’s as normal as a pillow fight. 

[FairyDusted]

On 5/26/2018 at 7:53 PM, Calm81 said:

What is with Jenelle and shitting herself?? Didn’t she take a dump in her bath a few years back?? 

I totally believe it. So I retweeted that shit! HIGH AF! 

On 5/27/2018 at 12:15 AM, littleB1rdy said:

Lmao we need to keep spreading these Jenelle shit stories (which I believe are true) to not only embarrass her but to get her to respond to these. I don’t think she ever responded to Courtland’s claim. 

It’s the only way to embarrass Jenelle since telling her the truth about her ‘skills’ as a mother and bringing her kids into abusive relationships doesn’t bother her at all. 

Remember when the most genuinely hurt we’ve ever seen her be is when Nathan called her fat? Not when she couldn’t see Jace, or the many other times she’s been called a psycho or a terrible mother.

 

Keep spreading the word.......

On 5/27/2018 at 12:50 PM, geauxaway said:

So the kids are all there and Dumb fuck is swimming naked in the middle of the afternoon?  Seems appropriate.  I’m all for freedom of your own business on your own property but this wasn’t some midnight skinny dip when all the kids are in bed.  WTF.  

Cuz they are DumbFucks!

On 5/27/2018 at 3:52 PM, Thorkim said:

This weekend, two horrors happened to me. First, I see the two Balloon Asses, Kail and Briana, here in the feeds.  Now, am I seriously looking at a naked David?  I need to go buy more MD 20/20 to get through this.

LMAO! Whew Doggie I haven't had that since 197??!

On 5/27/2018 at 7:36 PM, Kazu said:

Oooooh you are taking me back with that MD reference.?? 

And of course I did too @Kazu   *PPP*  The DumbFucks are a gateway drug. and another round please....*PPP*

Edited May 29, 2018 by FairyDusted
multi quote mishap. Fuck you Janelle!

[monagatuna]

I slept in too long on Sunday morning, and when I sleep in, I have nightmares.

Sunday morning my nightmare was being forced to marry David. For whatever reasons, Jenelle had to marry someone else, and I had to marry David. I was literally held hostage and forced to marry him. He wanted me to walk down the aisle with him and his mom and I said I wanted my own entrance, and he watched me the whole time with daggers in his eyes to make sure I wouldn't run away. After he and his mom walked to the altar and it was my turn, they turned off the music and I had no flowers, and I was just walking, alone, in a white dress in silence, into the abyss.

It's been 48 hours and I still have chills.

[heatherchandler]

9 minutes ago, monagatuna said:

I slept in too long on Sunday morning, and when I sleep in, I have nightmares.

Sunday morning my nightmare was being forced to marry David. For whatever reasons, Jenelle had to marry someone else, and I had to marry David. I was literally held hostage and forced to marry him. He wanted me to walk down the aisle with him and his mom and I said I wanted my own entrance, and he watched me the whole time with daggers in his eyes to make sure I wouldn't run away. After he and his mom walked to the altar and it was my turn, they turned off the music and I had no flowers, and I was just walking, alone, in a white dress in silence, into the abyss.

It's been 48 hours and I still have chills.

OMG this is horrific!

[druzy]

Here's another response:

Edited May 31, 2018 by druzy

[Claire85]

Go back to bed, Jenelle. It’s too early for this nonsense.