Colt & Larissa & Debbie: Me, You, and Bith Phtew

[mamadrama]

Glutton for punishment, I watched Colt's...video. Luckily, much like the star of the video, it was short. 

 

 

[greekmom]

3 hours ago, mamadrama said:

Glutton for punishment, I watched Colt's...video. Luckily, much like the star of the video, it was short. 

 

 

There is a video??

[mamadrama]

2 hours ago, greekmom said:

There is a video??

Oh yes. Picture it: Coltee...relaxing in a chair in front of the fireplace...nothing from the waist down...holding what little bit God gave him...

And "leaked" pictures. You, too, can see what the 8 lucky women saw...

[Lynnlynnlynn586]

On 9/10/2020 at 8:38 PM, cooksdelight said:

Brace yourselves ....

 

 

I am blind now omgoodness🤢🤢

[Medsed]

The Humane Society should rescue those poor cats...cruel...disturbingly cruel.   ( we need a vomit emoji)

[magemaud]

12 hours ago, mamadrama said:

Coltee...relaxing in a chair in front of the fireplace.

Is it the camo chair? 

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

Is it the camo chair? 

Hides stains well.

[mamadrama]

3 hours ago, magemaud said:

Is it the camo chair? 

It might be. It's not easy to see the chair in the video. 

[Rt66vintage]

On 9/10/2020 at 7:38 PM, cooksdelight said:

Brace yourselves ....

 

 

Anyone else remember the Cosmopolitan centerfold of Burt Reynolds? Well, this ain't even close. Clot needs to do some research on how a man poses in a subtle sexy manner. Good gawd this picture is an abomination. 

[magemaud]

53 minutes ago, Rt66vintage said:

Anyone else remember the Cosmopolitan centerfold of Burt Reynolds?

Ah yes, it was out when I was in college and made quite the sensation as it was passed around in my dorm. Shocking for the times! 

Colt's photo shoot is more like this: 

Edited September 12, 2020 by magemaud

[sainte-chapelle]

3 hours ago, magemaud said:

Ah yes, it was out when I was in college and made quite the sensation as it was passed around in my dorm. Shocking for the times! 

Colt's photo shoot is more like this: 

George looks sexier than Colt

[DanaMB]

On 9/10/2020 at 8:38 PM, cooksdelight said:

Brace yourselves ....

 

 

Jesus Christ. What did we do to deserve this inflicted upon is?

[sainte-chapelle]

https://soapdirt.com/90-day-fiance-colt-shows-off-slim-body-photo-shoot/

he....he looks the same *chugs wine to forget the horror *

[CrazyInAlabama]

The only difference between the two pictures is that he now has a tan, but he's not a pound slimmer.     That whipped creme or shaving cream outfit is ugly.     That was an interesting article for another reason too.   

Spoiler

So Jess dumped him and found another loser? 

  

[Frozendiva]

49 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

https://soapdirt.com/90-day-fiance-colt-shows-off-slim-body-photo-shoot/

he....he looks the same *chugs wine to forget the horror *

He can't find any willing American women to date?

[TMI]

22 hours ago, mamadrama said:

Oh yes. Picture it: Coltee...relaxing in a chair in front of the fireplace...nothing from the waist down...holding what little bit God gave him...

And "leaked" pictures. You, too, can see what the 8 lucky women saw...

Is Debbie the photographer?

Colt is a son --a mother would be proud of....NOT

 

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

The only difference between the two pictures is that he now has a tan, but he's not a pound slimmer.     That whipped creme or shaving cream outfit is ugly.     That was an interesting article for another reason too.   

  Hide contents

So Jess dumped him and found another loser? 

  

At least he’s better looking than Colt.  (Spoilers are allowed in the couples threads btw.)

 

https://soapdirt.com/90-day-fiance-jess-caroline-married-see-marriage-license-for-colt-johnsons-ex/

 

 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I was surprised that a visa could be changed from student/au pair to spouse visa, especially right now.  I thought you had to go back to your home country to change the visa status?    Of course, my knowledge of the entire visa process is very minimal.  

[Dustbunny]

23 hours ago, TMI said:

Is Debbie the photographer?

Colt is a son --a mother would be proud of....NOT

 

they said that Vanessa is taking the pictures

[Neurochick]

I guess this is the new Larissa.

[hookedontv]

31 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

I guess this is the new Larissa.

🤮

[1011101010001]

Per the TMZ article

 

Larissa's already looking for a return on her investment ... she's got a big CamSoda performance Monday night -- a one-hour oil show in sexy lingerie and a one-piece g-string bikini.

[Frozendiva]

Jess talks about Colt. For what it is worth and there are two sides to every story.

https://www.realitytea.com/2020/09/14/90-day-fiance-jess-caroline-colt-abusive/

[Frozendiva]

5 hours ago, Neurochick said:

I guess this is the new Larissa.

How does she expect to fit any clothes? Why would she want that tush? Yuck.

[Johannah]

On 9/12/2020 at 4:35 PM, Rt66vintage said:

Anyone else remember the Cosmopolitan centerfold of Burt Reynolds? Well, this ain't even close. Clot needs to do some research on how a man poses in a subtle sexy manner. Good gawd this picture is an abomination. 

Because that would help?

Larissa: More humongous asses that I dont understand the attraction for.

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

How does she expect to fit any clothes? Why would she want that tush? Yuck.

I remember when a fat ass was considered undesirable.

[goofygirl]

Good Lawd.  Her ass is as big as the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex!  I guess she thinks it looks like a Kartrashian ass??  Jeebus.  Now all she has to do is get a bunch of $$$ doing SOMETHING.. and POOF! 

I'm sure her kids needed SOME of that $72,000.  Maybe not.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

I remember when a fat ass was considered undesirable.

It's not undesirable. Some women genetically are built like that. Guess she'll have it flattened out a couple of years from now.

[1011101010001]

38 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

It's not undesirable. Some women genetically are built like that. Guess she'll have it flattened out a couple of years from now.

I know I am just saying at certain times certain looks fall out of favor. Marilyn Monroe would be considered overweight today.

[Joan of Argh]

25 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

I know I am just saying at certain times certain looks fall out of favor. Marilyn Monroe would be considered overweight today.

Exactly by today's standards Marilyn Monroe looks pudgy, soft, flat assed and white as a ghost..... 

I really wonder about Larissa, she's in her 30's and you can't look young forever... She seems like the type that will never be happy and will probably end up looking like Michael Jackson or kill herself.

[mamadrama]

3 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

How does she expect to fit any clothes? Why would she want that tush? Yuck.

As someone naturally endowed in that area I concur. Finding jeans that will cover my ass without leaving enough room in the waist for a spare tire is a struggle. 

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Exactly by today's standards Marilyn Monroe looks pudgy, soft, flat assed and white as a ghost..... 

Like Stephanie 

[Takitaki]

5 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

I remember when a fat ass was considered undesirable.

In brazil big asses have always been the rage!

[Nicmar]

8 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

I remember when a fat ass was considered undesirable.

how can you turn a cheesy butt into smooth..... I want to know lol

[hookedontv]

8 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

I really wonder about Larissa, she's in her 30's and you can't look young forever... She seems like the type that will never be happy and will probably end up looking like Darcey. Michael Jackson or kill herself.

Fixed that for ya!

[Pondlass1]

She’s no spring chicken. Larissa has maybe a couple more years before cellulite hits that surgical fat ass ... and then not much can be done. 

[Cementhead]

Regarding the news that Larissa spent $72,000 to look like Kylie Jenner, I am still laughing at a comment I read at another site from someone who said 'Kylie Jenner spent $72,000 to look like Kylie Jenner.' 🤣

[Frozendiva]

10 hours ago, mamadrama said:

As someone naturally endowed in that area I concur. Finding jeans that will cover my ass without leaving enough room in the waist for a spare tire is a struggle. 

Tailoring? Buying a bigger size and then reducing the waist?

[magemaud]

11 hours ago, mamadrama said:

As someone naturally endowed in that area I concur. Finding jeans that will cover my ass without leaving enough room in the waist for a spare tire is a struggle. 

help is on the way! I found this solution for you and Larissa:

 Wondering how Kim Kardashian manages to find jeans that fit her tiny waist and still cover her big butt? Apparently she has a "booty tailor" on call to alter her jeans so that they flatter her famous behind. Oh and did I mention she plays this tailor close to $5,000 a day? Yes, a DAY!

I should have gone to booty tailoring school...

Edited September 15, 2020 by magemaud

[sagittarius sue]

13 hours ago, Johann said:

Larissa: More humongous asses that I dont understand the attraction for.

Her theme song can now be "Big Bottoms."  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjC0vMIrOAk

[Drogo]

Anyone know how to set an alarm ringtone to "Good morning. MY D***,  How are you?  MY D***" .. ? 
Asking for a friend.

[AZChristian]

2 hours ago, Cementhead said:

Regarding the news that Larissa spent $72,000 to look like Kylie Jenner, I am still laughing at a comment I read at another site from someone who said 'Kylie Jenner spent $72,000 to look like Kylie Jenner.' 🤣

I suspect Kylie didn't go to a cut-rate plastic surgeon . . . they charge a LOT more in Beverly Hills or for "name" surgeons.

[Frozendiva]

33 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Anyone know how to set an alarm ringtone to "Good morning. MY D***,  How are you?  MY D***" .. ? 
Asking for a friend.

No Disco Duck?

[1011101010001]

3 hours ago, Drogo said:

Anyone know how to set an alarm ringtone to "Good morning. MY D***,  How are you?  MY D***" .. ? 
Asking for a friend.

The prodigal son returns!

[Drogo]

I couldn't very well leave you here alone, completely unprotected from Colt's mashed potato ass-cheeks.   

[Frozendiva]

1 hour ago, Drogo said:

I couldn't very well leave you here alone, completely unprotected from Colt's mashed potato ass-cheeks.   

We’ve missed you.

[Dustbunny]

So Larissa did her camsoda show and pissed people off...

People buy a ticket (not sure the cost of ticket) and then depending on how much they like what they see they can throw 5 cent tokens at her...

Apparently she pissed off a bunch of guys because she stopped her "show" and restarted which means people had to buy another ticket to watch her show which they'd already paid for.

One guy is bitching that he spent $6 and he feels like he was ripped off!! 😂

It will take her a long time to pay off her investment of $74,000 a nickel at a time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Frozendiva]

1 hour ago, Dustbunny said:

So Larissa did her camsoda show and pissed people off...

People buy a ticket (not sure the cost of ticket) and then depending on how much they like what they see they can throw 5 cent tokens at her...

Apparently she pissed off a bunch of guys because she stopped her "show" and restarted which means people had to buy another ticket to watch her show which they'd already paid for.

One guy is bitching that he spent $6 and he feels like he was ripped off!! 😂

It will take her a long time to pay off her investment of $74,000 a nickel at a time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

$6 buys you a nice Starbucks espresso drink.

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, Dustbunny said:

So Larissa did her camsoda show and pissed people off...

People buy a ticket (not sure the cost of ticket) and then depending on how much they like what they see they can throw 5 cent tokens at her...

Apparently she pissed off a bunch of guys because she stopped her "show" and restarted which means people had to buy another ticket to watch her show which they'd already paid for.

One guy is bitching that he spent $6 and he feels like he was ripped off!! 😂

It will take her a long time to pay off her investment of $74,000 a nickel at a time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well ya.. but the poor guy....

he says he has a "horny ass" and maybe that was his last 6 bucks. 

[Gobi]

6 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

$6 buys you a nice Starbucks espresso drink.

And for another $3.00, Larissa will pour it over herself in front of you.